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Sam_Bass , in Boy meat

Boy has a bright future with the ladies

Jakdracula , in Povertymaxxed and bolognapilled
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Isn’t bologna just hot dog pancakes?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Technically correct.

Jakdracula ,
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The best kind of correct!

ThrowawaySobriquet ,

They’re actually just human portions of a hot dog for titans. You ever see one of those mother fuckers? You don’t carry a three foot hotdog as thick as your leg, you wield it.

Kusimulkku ,

Always feels weird to me that Yanks call weiners hot dogs even though the whole thing with the bun is a hot dog. Would feel like calling minced meat hamburger meat or something hah

Bananigans , (edited )

Would feel like calling minced meat hamburger meat or something hah

Oh we definitely don’t do that. That would be super crazy. ⁠•⁠ _⁠ •⁠

Kusimulkku ,

Lmao it’s real

ayyy ,

Wait till this guy learns about Hamburger Helper

jagungal ,

Worse still is the pronunciation of “bologna”. How. Just how. None of you seppos have the right to tell me about how I pronounce “herbs” or “pecans”. Then again, our pronunciation of “lieutenant” is messed up.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Bo lo na

The g is silent, obviously. Have some culture.

AngryCommieKender ,

Baloney.

bitwaba ,

The “g” isn’t silent. the “gn” in Italian (and French) is pronounced like a “n” with a tilde (~, e.g “ñ”) in Spanish.

  • bologna = bo lo nya
  • gnocchi = nyo ki
  • cognac = co nyak
  • jalapeño = ha la pe nyo
DragonTypeWyvern ,

Stop making up fake languages, we know you all speak The President’s Speech at home

AngryCommieKender ,

What is a seppo?

zedgeist ,

Septic tank. Rhymes with Yank.

AngryCommieKender ,

British rhyming slang, or Australian?

zedgeist ,

I think it’s Aussie?

jagungal ,

Spot on!

simplejack ,
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We call minced meat (“ground beef” in the Americas) a hamburger, burger, or burger patty when it’s shaped into a flat circle.

It’s not uncommon for us to call a circle of ground beef a “burger” even if it’s sans-bun.

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve always called them old sos myself (because sausAGE, amirite?)

Wow, my jokes are terrible.

laserm , in Ergo, you can eat Bologna with classic pancake toppings

No, bologna is a city in italy

Blackout , in Ergo, you can eat Bologna with classic pancake toppings
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Pancakes is just wheat bologna.

SnokenKeekaGuard , in An eventful life
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In on step 4 of 5.

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TargetedIndividual ,

Thank you

LordGimp , in How do you rank sums of single-digit numbers ?

All the 15s go straight to S because of cribbage. Fr we need more cribbage in math classes.

FardyCakes ,

I’m actually pretty good at mental math and I credit playing cribbage as a kid with my grandfather.

Also fitting that there is no 19 in this tier list.

EmperorHenry , in Life, huh
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I still look like a teenager to some people, even though I’m in my thirties now.

Not drinking alcohol and not smoking anything does wonders for your looks.

Harvey656 ,

How dare you. It’s the Gin that keeps me looking dashing! The cigs enhance my natural musk!

Gestrid ,

I still use a picture of myself that was taken in my late teen years whenever I need to upload a picture for some sort of ID or profile picture.

That picture is maybe around 10 years old at this point.

idiomaddict ,

Sometimes it’s just luck. I smoke weed and refuse to sleep normally and I still get carded for energy drinks (16+) at 33

No kids though… I don’t know how anyone can look young with kids.

Blyfh ,

Alcohol makes you look older?

EmperorHenry ,
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Yes and smoking tobacco and marijuana does too

bjoern_tantau ,
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For some reason Millennials look comparatively young and Zoomers look comparatively old. When you combine that into people’s perception it’s easy for an outlier to break through.

booly ,

I’ve seen some discussion hypothesizing an explanation that Millennials actually use more sunscreen, use less nicotine, and exercise more than Gen Z. I can buy it.

Sabata11792 ,

I need SPF 100 for that 1 day of the year total I spend offline.

sp3tr4l , in may you live in interesting times

Its time to take a page from Cave Johnson.

Just make a few of those lemons combustible and throw them at the goddamned lemon cannon.

wazzupdog ,

Get mad! Make life take the lemons back!

DenizEfe , in Life, huh
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samus12345 ,
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kapitol ,

Sauce is Pbfcomics if anyone’s interested: pbfcomics.com/comics/todays-my-birthday/

samus12345 ,
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My brother sends me that one every year on my birthday.

partial_accumen , in Make it stop.

GenX here. Kids enjoying doing kid things even if we don’t understand why they do that hurts no one? Keep it up, kids. You’re doing fine. No cap.

shit_of_ass ,
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she freak on my gyatt till I baby gronk

Riven ,
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Damn I bet she hit you with that hawk ptui fr fr.

Killing_Spark ,

Excuse me the correct slang here would be to hit someone with that “hawk tuah”

fed0sine ,

Chiming in to say I that I understood “ptui” for what it was more clearly than “tuah.”

ivanafterall ,
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Is this true?

shit_of_ass ,
@shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works avatar

i never lie

EatATaco ,

For riz.

Am i doing it right?

ma1w4re ,

On god

scottmeme ,

No cap frfr

Xtallll ,
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No gods, no kings, only man. ^Am ^I ^doing ^this ^right?

grrgyle ,

the children do not hear the canon

figjam ,

I… I don’t know. I DON’T KNOW !

Soundhole , in may you live in interesting times

Why is this is n shitpost? Go crosspost this to /comics or /memes or whatever, it’s great.

Signtist , in may you live in interesting times

Well, there’s your problem - you forgot the sugar, so all you’ve made is lemon juice.

Addv4 ,

“Looks at current price of sugar” - Lemon juice it is!

robocall , in President 360 No Scope...
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trump said he could shoot someone in the middle of 5th avenue and not lose any votes. this all seems like it’s going according to plan.

bruhduh ,
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Seems like he’s not the only one who can do this now

Mr_Dr_Oink ,

The boys did this last season. Its complete satire but its like holding a mirror to reality at the moment.

Linsensuppe ,

Someone played uno reverse card on him…

tobogganablaze , in Povertymaxxed and bolognapilled

Haha, that reminds of this guy I knew as a teenager. He would buy a 500g lyoner sausage and just straight up eat it as it was. No bread or anything. And he’d finish the entire thing in one sitting.

Num10ck ,

what does that much sodium do to a person?

qarbone ,

He’s been perfectly preserved. He’ll write down how the last human passes, while eating another sausage

roguetrick ,

As long as your kidneys are working fine and you can drink water, all it does is make your pee salty and make you thirsty.

bitwaba ,

Make them happy

Crashumbc ,

Didn’t ever look at the sodium in one of those Asian ramen noodle bowls. :(

Demdaru , in Povertymaxxed and bolognapilled

Reminds me when I got off diet. I was so desoerate that I took a whole ass bread, cut it horizontally, put a lot of veggies and meat inside and ate it in one go.

God it felt good.

God my stomach hurt.

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