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OyenFuton , in may you live in interesting times
@OyenFuton@monyet.cc avatar

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. I don’t want you damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons, do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna BURN your house down! With the LEMONS! I’m gonna have my engineers invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that burns your house down!

  • Totally not Cave Johnson
criss_cross ,

That portal 2 bit is brilliant

MewtwoLikesMemes , in Hello I am call you please
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

What the actual fuck?

RandomVideos , (edited ) in How do you rank sums of single-digit numbers ?

Why are all x+9 different tiers? They are all really similar so there is no matter for the tier to vary so much(from C)

I dont think a lot of the stuff in the highest tiers deserve their spots. Excluding 3+5 and 4+3, the sums that result less than 11 are boring. The sums that result 10 are especially bad and 5+5 is the worst

Also, 8+7 is objectively S tier

lseif OP ,

very hipster

marito , in may you live in interesting times

Ok, but lemonade isn’t that color. Are those piss bottles?

poorlytunedAstring ,

Yeah, he couldn’t get away from the line.

son_named_bort , in Life, huh

I have to remind myself that just because I still work at the Krusty Krab that doesn’t mean I’m still a teenager.

cm0002 ,

We all just turned into Squidward

JackbyDev , in How dare he

Jeff Epstein? The New York financier?

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

There’s no way. Let’s get Ghislaine on the phone.

Sam_Bass , in Boy meat

Boy has a bright future with the ladies

Jakdracula , in Povertymaxxed and bolognapilled
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

Isn’t bologna just hot dog pancakes?

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Technically correct.

Jakdracula ,
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

The best kind of correct!

ThrowawaySobriquet ,

They’re actually just human portions of a hot dog for titans. You ever see one of those mother fuckers? You don’t carry a three foot hotdog as thick as your leg, you wield it.

Kusimulkku ,

Always feels weird to me that Yanks call weiners hot dogs even though the whole thing with the bun is a hot dog. Would feel like calling minced meat hamburger meat or something hah

Bananigans , (edited )

Would feel like calling minced meat hamburger meat or something hah

Oh we definitely don’t do that. That would be super crazy. ⁠•⁠ _⁠ •⁠

Kusimulkku ,

Lmao it’s real

ayyy ,

Wait till this guy learns about Hamburger Helper

jagungal ,

Worse still is the pronunciation of “bologna”. How. Just how. None of you seppos have the right to tell me about how I pronounce “herbs” or “pecans”. Then again, our pronunciation of “lieutenant” is messed up.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Bo lo na

The g is silent, obviously. Have some culture.

AngryCommieKender ,

Baloney.

bitwaba ,

The “g” isn’t silent. the “gn” in Italian (and French) is pronounced like a “n” with a tilde (~, e.g “ñ”) in Spanish.

  • bologna = bo lo nya
  • gnocchi = nyo ki
  • cognac = co nyak
  • jalapeño = ha la pe nyo
DragonTypeWyvern ,

Stop making up fake languages, we know you all speak The President’s Speech at home

AngryCommieKender ,

What is a seppo?

zedgeist ,

Septic tank. Rhymes with Yank.

AngryCommieKender ,

British rhyming slang, or Australian?

zedgeist ,

I think it’s Aussie?

jagungal ,

Spot on!

simplejack ,
@simplejack@lemmy.world avatar

We call minced meat (“ground beef” in the Americas) a hamburger, burger, or burger patty when it’s shaped into a flat circle.

It’s not uncommon for us to call a circle of ground beef a “burger” even if it’s sans-bun.

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve always called them old sos myself (because sausAGE, amirite?)

Wow, my jokes are terrible.

laserm , in Ergo, you can eat Bologna with classic pancake toppings

No, bologna is a city in italy

Blackout , in Ergo, you can eat Bologna with classic pancake toppings
@Blackout@kbin.run avatar

Pancakes is just wheat bologna.

SnokenKeekaGuard , in An eventful life
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In on step 4 of 5.

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TargetedIndividual ,

Thank you

LordGimp , in How do you rank sums of single-digit numbers ?

All the 15s go straight to S because of cribbage. Fr we need more cribbage in math classes.

FardyCakes ,

I’m actually pretty good at mental math and I credit playing cribbage as a kid with my grandfather.

Also fitting that there is no 19 in this tier list.

EmperorHenry , in Life, huh
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I still look like a teenager to some people, even though I’m in my thirties now.

Not drinking alcohol and not smoking anything does wonders for your looks.

Harvey656 ,

How dare you. It’s the Gin that keeps me looking dashing! The cigs enhance my natural musk!

Gestrid ,

I still use a picture of myself that was taken in my late teen years whenever I need to upload a picture for some sort of ID or profile picture.

That picture is maybe around 10 years old at this point.

idiomaddict ,

Sometimes it’s just luck. I smoke weed and refuse to sleep normally and I still get carded for energy drinks (16+) at 33

No kids though… I don’t know how anyone can look young with kids.

Blyfh ,

Alcohol makes you look older?

EmperorHenry ,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Yes and smoking tobacco and marijuana does too

bjoern_tantau ,
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For some reason Millennials look comparatively young and Zoomers look comparatively old. When you combine that into people’s perception it’s easy for an outlier to break through.

booly ,

I’ve seen some discussion hypothesizing an explanation that Millennials actually use more sunscreen, use less nicotine, and exercise more than Gen Z. I can buy it.

Sabata11792 ,

I need SPF 100 for that 1 day of the year total I spend offline.

sp3tr4l , in may you live in interesting times

Its time to take a page from Cave Johnson.

Just make a few of those lemons combustible and throw them at the goddamned lemon cannon.

wazzupdog ,

Get mad! Make life take the lemons back!

DenizEfe , in Life, huh
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samus12345 ,
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kapitol ,

Sauce is Pbfcomics if anyone’s interested: pbfcomics.com/comics/todays-my-birthday/

samus12345 ,
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My brother sends me that one every year on my birthday.

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