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Beardedsausag3 , in Very powerful flashlight
@Beardedsausag3@kbin.social avatar

Anyone got a light, dropped my keys..

Aye, let me just turn on the sun.

Omgarm , in Betrayal

Never trust twins, even your own.

Prunebutt , in I'm now concerned about the billions I flushed in my teen years...

Looks like religious conservative “pro-life” propaganda to me. ಠ_ಠ

Nepenthe , (edited )
@Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

Originally it was, with a more guilt-trippy headline, but like with most propaganda people like this come up with, I fail to see the problem.

Imagine your parents giving you the chance to be born and grow up in actual Heaven, having never been at the mercy of...gestures vaguely at everything....and that's supposed to be bad parenting.

That's apparently the evil option. The good parenting option is the one with all the murder and starvation and the constant risk of sin and therefore hell. You're giving your child the opportunity to go to hell if you have it here, instead of just automatically sending it to heaven like you could.

I want the best for my child.

Prunebutt ,

Isn’t that the same thought process that could lead you to mass murder a bunch of folk? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nepenthe ,
@Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

Only people I like, which is none of them

MrGG , in I know it's one of you guys

He’d end up disappointed that her pussy doesn’t bubble during sex, anyway.

the_joeba ,

Is it… not supposed to?

Death_Equity ,

Whoever your point of reference is, tell them to go to the doctor.

And009 ,

I like the froth

MoodyRaincloud ,

Dude.

AgentGrimstone ,

Found the guy that told his gf not to take her antibiotics

Kase ,

No. We do not make that reference here.

Please, why would you do this… 😭😭😭

Sweetpeaches69 ,

Like a good cappuccino 🥵

And009 ,

Yea, warm and sweet

setsneedtofeed , in Godlike
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar
ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Ok Timmy, let’s go see how meat is made

setsneedtofeed ,
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

Come on, let’s take a peek at the killing floor.

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Whining cow screams … whirling blade and machine noises

rindo25 ,

Don’t let the name fool you. It’s more of a metal grating.

SkyezOpen ,

The first one was good but killing floor 2 really shines. The diverse perks let you fill the same role with different capabilities, talent trees let you further customize your build, and the weapon selection is fantastic.

FoundTheVegan ,
@FoundTheVegan@kbin.social avatar

People have actually said this to me in full seriousness. Preemptive revenge killing against hypothetical wild pig attacks is apparently self defense, so that's why they eat pork from real captive factory farm pigs. It is such odd... "logic", clearly working backwards from the point they want to arrive at.

Like srsly, it was something like a month ago on this very platform.

KpntAutismus ,

^i think i may have just found a vegan

ImFresh3x ,

Wild pigs don’t exist though. They’re invasive feral pigs. And eating them is the right thing to do after killing them. And they need to be killed for ecological reasons.

JASN_DE ,

Wild pigs don’t exist though. They’re invasive feral pigs.

I’m sorry, what?

ImFresh3x ,

Hogs, dummy.

Not pigs.

And even hogs are invasive in most of the world.

Try harder.

Halvdan ,
cmbabul ,

Definitely not a valid point against what I’m assuming is veganism, or even a coherent intelligent thing to say, but I want to make sure we are all on the same page that wild boar are insanely dangerous and will kill you dead.

I’m not a vegan but I admire the commitment and resolve of those who are, just want to spread the word about the dangers of wild boar after I watched a steel tipped arrow bounce off of one while on the first and only time one of my country ass friends talked me into accompanying them while they hunted.

FoundTheVegan ,
@FoundTheVegan@kbin.social avatar

Oh absolutely, this is a serious problem for some! I've read enough boar attack stories to know they are a legitimate threat. Cougar and wolf attacks are more common in my area, albeit rare overall. But all three animals are all very different than dogs, cats and pigs. Common ancestors sure, but absolutely very different today.

Of course every human has the right to defend themslevss from animal attack. That's just a very different equation than buying bacon at the super market while ignoring the suffering of a pig that never left it's factory farm.

cmbabul ,

Definitely agree with you, hope I didn’t undermine

FoundTheVegan ,
@FoundTheVegan@kbin.social avatar

Not even a little! You have a wonderful evening friend. ♥ 💕

Rozlif ,

I really hope we can evolve past seeing animals as food.

spudwart , in I bet Rockstar is thinking twice about *checks notes* making a normal looking female character.

Righties 4ish years ago: “Those cuckwokes in the land Downunder are pulling GTA V from shelves over violence, what a bunch of snowflakes. 😂😂”

Righties today: “um, could you stop doing violence in the M rated video game? My Hypothetical children are getting influenced. 🤓🤓”

The only thing consistent on that side of the fence is their inconsistency.

DeepGradientAscent ,
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“Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.”

uzay ,

Elon Musk’s many children are only insofar hypothetical that he has yet to see them

andrew , in ...did everyone get this?
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

From now until then you’re invincible.

WarmSoda ,

I’ve been saving an old toaster to try in the tub just for an occasion like this!

tryitout ,

You could make so much money playing Russian roulette!

WarmSoda ,

Now I’m starting to wonder if being in a coma for twenty years from a toaster/gun shot would still qualify as alive.

Dammit

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The 1950s sci-fi pulp author Fredric Brown wrote one of his (then) famous short-short stories about a man who came up with the serum for immortality and took it, but he had a cold at the time, and the germs also developed immortality and reproduced so much that his symptoms got worse and worse and eventually put him into a coma. After a while, his colleagues realized he’d never get out of the coma, so they just buried him.

WarmSoda ,

That’s horrible. Thank you

bobs_monkey ,

And this is why we have GFCIs, folks

WarmSoda ,

Because there’s immortals walking among us?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Ilovethebomb , in it's a puzzling one i'll tell you hwat

You probably said something mean about Daddy Marx, or pointed out one of the many flaws with communism.

They’re a sensitive lot.

empireOfLove OP , (edited )

Actually yeah. i’ll guarantee that was it. 14 days ago I was making fun of hexbear users defending russia’s war crimes in the memes /c/ of all places… which is weird that they defend it considering russia is very not-communist anymore.

still sucks since many of the largest communities around things like linux and tech are on .ml

Ilovethebomb ,

I’m kinda not surprised the FOSS community would end up on a communist instance, I’m actually considering just blocking the entire .ML instance at this point.

I’m so sick of seeing them having a tantrum every time YouTube tries to make them either pay for the service, or watch ads.

empireOfLove OP , (edited )

I have a feeling it was more of “that was the biggest instance when we all got started here so we all just stayed here”. The prime-mover advantage for lemmy.world and lemmy.ml is pretty severe and it still shows in user counts/activity. It’s just gotten more obvious over time what lemmy.ml admins (and by extension the developers of the platform) really support.

ShitOnABrick , (edited )
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Most of the Main developers are major simps for the ccp just getting it out there

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/89a0bf98-236f-4a0b-b2cd-6b8563761906.jpeg

I’m pretty sure if xi Jinping asked dandelions or whatever his name is to chow down on his rice noodle he’ll do it without any hesitation taking one for the team

deur ,

I mean they literally created Lemmy to move their communist bullshit off of Reddit. lemmy.ml is the result of that (on top of lemmy itself).

Shame such dumbasses created such a nice thing. At least we can now enjoy making fun of them.

Midnight ,
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They’re campists; they can’t understand any level of moral complexity.

Anyone who opposes the US is inherently good, because surely the west is the only one that can be imperialistic.

Franklin , (edited )

Okay can someone please point me to a real, physical, existing example of this happening? I’ve got multiple accounts on multiple instances from when the servers I used were less stable and not once on any of them have I ever seen a single person defended Russia or China politically.

Not trying to be divisive it just comes up a lot and at this point feels like a red scare tactic

PlasmaDistortion ,

Really? It’s everywhere over there.

Franklin ,

I haven’t seen it personally, maybe I just run in different circles but I’ve asked to be directed to an example on 3 occasions now and never once has one been provided.

Not saying it isn’t happening, would just like some proof that it’s not just a band wagon

empireOfLove OP ,

I had about 6 in my inbox at one time, but they’ve all been lost to the winds of fediverse moderation at this point.

A vast majority of instances have defederated from hexbear/lemmygrad/etc by now. So you dont see nearly as much of them outside of the main lemmy.ml communities, and those that do end up outside them ususally get moderated out by local admins.

If you really are curious. Take a scroll through some of the comments on hexbears “dunk tank” like so. See how long you can read before closing the tab out of disgust. Most of them are commenting completely unironically… (That thread is not Russia specific yes but I couldn’t stomach to scroll down that community any farther. It gives you an idea.)

photonic_sorcerer ,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Ah, but it’s never happened to me, personally, so there’s no way that’s true!

That’s how you sound.

empireOfLove OP ,

Don’t make fun of someone asking for a source. That’s called critical thinking.

Jay , in Making plans

When I was a student, a friend texted me one evening:

“Tequila. Name of our usual bar. Now.”

I replied “OK” and was there 20 minutes later. She was a little surprised, but learned exactly the lesson of this post that evening.

LemmyPlay ,

Proximity really makes friendships better, and at least easier. Some of the best memories are made on a whim. And even with the busiest people you can have a better chance of seeing them with a spontaneous text versus a long-term plan.

FlyingSquid , in How can casinos stay open when they lose so much money?
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The real question is: How did Trump run a casino that went bankrupt?

EatYouWell ,

Because it was used to launder money. And, bankrupting a business is actually a way to avoid taxes, especially when you regularly lie on your tax filings.

superduperenigma ,

Also he’s a terrible businessman and was using it as a personal piggybank, as he is wont to do with any business he runs.

Burninator05 ,

Don’t forget that his dad gave him an illegal gift by purchasing $3.5 million in chips never intending to use them or cash them back in.

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

Because he opened a second casino on the same strip, effectively competing for limited customers with his first casino, ensuring that both casinos failed. I’m serious. He really did that lol

veni_vedi_veni , in I've been wondering for some time

because the rich have convinced one segment of the working class that the other segment of the working class sucks

EatYouWell ,

Not just that they suck, that the other side are monsters wanting to corrupt them.

yoz ,

So true.

jrbaconcheese ,

It’s actually fairly evident they’ve convinced both halves of the middle/working class that the other half has it out for them.

AlbertSpangler , in Waiting on the ho-ho hotdogs for December

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  • goetzit ,

    It is, look at the hand, the seal of the bags, the tags on the shelf in the background. All of them are exactly the same in each photo

    FreshLight ,

    Can confirm! I did the cross-eye thing to check

    i_am_tired_boss ,

    You did the what?!

    Viking_Hippie ,

    They did the mash!

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
    @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

    But did they do the monster mash? I can’t tell by the pixels.

    Viking_Hippie ,

    They did indeed. In fact, reliable sources report that it was a graveyard smash.

    FreshLight ,

    You can cross your eyes to spot the differences or similarities of two almost identical pictures if they are beside eachother. e.g. sometimes there are “spot the 10 differences” pictures next to each other on the back of cornflakes boxes. I loved solving those because it’s easy if you cross your eyes just like when you try to see a “magic eye” picture.

    Imgonnatrythis ,

    you can cross your eyes to spot the differences or similarities…

    Apparently YOU can, but don’t accuse me of this witchery.

    Clusterfck ,

    I think it’s kind of like those 3D pictures where if you let your eyes unfocus and then slowly refocus, both images line up. I did it and it’s really weird since the colors are so different, but it looks like two images of hotdogs, one on top of the other.

    257m , in The Sacred Hole

    Its because the children yearn for the mines.

    PeWu ,

    💀

    som , in The pick-up artist

    Bro was aoe farming

    Kusimulkku ,

    I prefer AoE2

    zzx ,

    AoE4 is pretty cool too though

    Evotech ,

    Pulled too much aggro sadly

    byroon , in Free trial has expired

    Good meme. Everybody replying how you could make this more cruel without realising it wouldn’t make it more funny

    Kusimulkku ,

    It can be fun to be creative

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