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aeronmelon , to lemmyshitpost in Fuck them right in the...?

It looks like someone crossbred a VW Bus with a panda bear then startled it.

Viking_Hippie ,

I mean, you gotta have a hobby 🤷

c0mbatbag3l , to memes in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

It was only folded so many times because the ore on Honshu is pretty low grade and had to have the carbon worked out of it more than European steel.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Wait, you mean it’s not because it gives me the ability to part steel plate in a single slash?

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

You only get that when you fold it 69 times.

DmMacniel ,

Nice

abcd ,

Nice

misterundercoat ,

Wow you must be a novice if you still need to slash. A true bushido master can cut steel without unsheathing the blade.

Raxiel ,

Only if you don’t look at it afterwards

Sigh_Bafanada ,

As I understand it, it wasn’t to work the carbon out of it, but instead to simply evenly spread the impurities throughout the whole sword, so there weren’t any specific points of weakness

doctorcrimson ,

Obligatory “It wasn’t folded 1000 times, it was folded 11 times giving it more than a thousand folds.” Fun fact, the older traditional Japanese forges were basically assembled from mud found right there on the rivers where they found their low grade iron, and this process was kept alive by spiritualism and tradition conservatives, so it’s honestly a miracle they assembled anything long and sharp at all. Most of the iron in Japan is considered low grade Pyrite at only 46% iron, while other places in the world had access to Magnetite with up to 72% iron before any refining.

Madison420 ,

Traditional tomahogonany is still made in small quantities in mud furnaces.

TheRaven , to mildlyinfuriating in Air Canada changed my flight for the 3rd time, I'm now landing in Toronto 1 hour AFTER my next flight departure.
@TheRaven@lemmy.ca avatar

You’re entitled to a full refund for that at least, but getting it and rebooking a flight that works will be another annoyance.

redhydride ,

It’s alright, I’m sure they have a time machine to take you back at least an hour to catch your flight 🙃

Puzzle_Sluts_4Ever ,

They did that to me. Their policy was that if the new arrival time is within 3 hours of the old one, it is not their problem.

Eventually ended up just threatening with a chargeback until they relented and gave me a partial refund. Probably could have gotten more but… But that also only works if you don’t regularly have to fly Air Canada

athos77 ,

Their policy was that if the new arrival time is within 3 hours of the old one, it is not their problem.

I can see them now: "So, if we change OP's flight to the one we intend to put them on, according to company policy, we're liable. But if we do it incrementally, in multiple installments but changing it by less than three hours each time, we're fine!"

Puzzle_Sluts_4Ever ,

Wouldn’t shock me in the slightest.

I’ve flown a decent number of budget airlines over the years. Mostly as “last legs” these days for when a smaller airport only really has coverage by them. Air Canada was the worst and most predatory by a large margin.

Like, RyanAir and the like, you can just throw them a hundred bucks the morning of and be fine. Air Canada seems hellbent on making your booking invalid and then charging you for a whole new one.

KinglyWeevil ,

When there’s no refunds in x period but no penalty to reschedule, so you reschedule and then cancel.

bl4ckblooc ,

I try everything I can to not fly Air Canada or West Jet. To get from Nanaimo to Kelowna recently, I caught a float plane from Nanaimo to Vancouver and then flew Air North from Vancouver to Kelowna. It actually cost lest than any flights I could find from the other two.

TheRaven ,
@TheRaven@lemmy.ca avatar

Policy doesn’t matter. The recent law overrides their policy.

Refunds — If the alternate travel arrangements offered don’t meet your travel needs

If an airline (large or small) offers you alternate travel arrangements that do not meet your travel needs, you are entitled to a refund.

rppa-appr.ca/…/flight-delays-and-cancellations

Puzzle_Sluts_4Ever ,

Good to be aware of but doesn’t really work. Ignoring the grey area of “within the airline’s control” being the kind of mess that is not worth fighting: The solution is “We’ll book you on the next available flight”. Which is already potentially the next day but also quite likely to break any connections you have.

As for a monetary refund? They are only required to do that if

  • you were informed of the delay or cancellation 14 days or less before your original departure time
  • you arrived late at your final destination by 3 hours or more, and

The former is already handled. And the latter is the three hour window that was mentioned.

TheRaven ,
@TheRaven@lemmy.ca avatar

“Within the airline’s control” is pretty clearly outlined in the law. It’s not a grey area.

The law also states that the new booking must be reasonable. And before you say that “reasonable” is grey, it gives examples of that. Missing the connecting flight would be unreasonable. So would missing the purpose of the trip. A refund would be pretty easy to ask for in this circumstance.

Gigan , to lemmyshitpost in I am the xlookup of the world
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

However thanks to feminism women can now also experience the joys of being a wage-slave! Congratulations!

SlopppyEngineer ,

The system needs them! The economy must grow! It needs moar workers!!

MantidSys ,
@MantidSys@kbin.social avatar

And single women, queer women, and women without families are able to survive by working, instead of being in extremely uncertain/abusive situations (or worse).

So without sarcasm: thanks to feminism, women can experience wage-slaving. Better than being treated as subhumans, even if it's still a crappy life.

maynarkh ,

Yeah, women get to be a wage-slave instead of a wage-slave-slave!

bitwaba ,

Wage slave better than actual slave

ogmios ,
@ogmios@sh.itjust.works avatar

Reminds me of when Bill Gates went to Saudi Arabia and argued for equal rights because it would double their workforce.

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Literally the same fucking argument quark had

feedum_sneedson ,

literally the reason women entered the workforce

nifty ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

I am okay with supporting my wage slave partner for our fam 💪 I am not okay with women not having oppys to support themselves if they have no one but themselves

feedum_sneedson ,

punchline - now nobody can afford the rent on their own, so it’s all shit.

rambling_lunatic ,

People thought that now, households can be twice as rich because they have double the income.

Then all the prices increased so it’s as if both partners are paid half as much as they used to :(

Sloogs ,

And trying to get by on a single income is a fucking nightmare for a lot of people.

rambling_lunatic ,

Indeed

le_throosh , to memes in Bring em back

Dont forget “computer”

AVincentInSpace ,

Hidden Figures should be required reading (required viewing?) for anyone in STEM

perishthethought ,

Assuming we’re taking about the Charles Babbage era computers, yes.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

They were not. They were talking about a much more important part of history.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hidden_Figures_(book)

Babbage had some interesting ideas and produced one machine that was not especially useful. He didn’t even really understand the idea of software. That was Ada Lovelace.

NASA’s “computers” got us to the moon. They literally calculated Apollo 11’s trajectory. They saved the men on Apollo 13 by plotting their directory back home. All with paper and their superior knowledge of mathematics.

They were women and they were black, which is why they were mostly forgotten for many years and why you probably don’t know about them yourself.

Omega_Haxors ,

“What’s a computer?” - Apple 2017

GrymEdm , to lemmyshitpost in I am the thing that goes *thump* 'Fuck!' in the night

“I’d love for you to meet our interior designer, Mr. M. C. Escher”:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c349abaa-2e84-49fa-ac5e-87a9d3ab2df4.jpeg

Track_Shovel OP ,
Donjuanme ,

I will never unsee Gomez throwing his whole hand into the snap. Lurch has a bit of wrist flick, but Gomez is going whole enchilada, I wonder if it’s his fingers snapping or his wrists.

NaoPb ,

Thanks for pointing this out. I’m loving it.

rem26_art , to lemmyshitpost in Cast out from the jungle / With no rations or canteen
@rem26_art@kbin.social avatar

I found it! The source of global warming! Contained entirely within some guys shop

MeanEYE ,
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

Actually I think this might be the cleanest stove yet. High temperature and enough airflow to allow for such heat means all of the fumes get burned.

empireOfLove2 , to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Damnit, I have 228 liters of dirty water…

bobs_monkey ,

Sounds like you need two oysters

dabaldeagul ,
@dabaldeagul@feddit.nl avatar

Good thing the 2nd oyster is free if you call now!

empireOfLove2 ,
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

But if I have 2 oysters they’re gonna over clean the water or the second oyster is just gonna be wasted on only 1 liter of water.

dabaldeagul ,
@dabaldeagul@feddit.nl avatar

You will have room for future expansion. The oysters filter water every day.

GiddyGap ,

Get 1 1/227 oysters.

empireOfLove2 ,
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Holy shit you’re a genious!!1

FlyingSquid , to memes in Gascar
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
Poiar ,

Beautiful.

TopRamenBinLaden , to memes in Another sacrifice in the name of science

Poor guy learned the hard way.

Microwaves are not to be fucked with. Microwaves are produced inside the oven by an electron tube called a magnetron. The microwaves are then reflected within the metal interior of the oven where they are absorbed by food.

When a magnetron bombards another magnetron with microwaves it produces a feedback loop that can result in an explosion. This phenomenon was first recorded in 1998, the same year that The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

ElBarto ,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

The second I read 1998 I was like, there’s no fucking way and then bam!

Custoslibera ,

Hey you’re a big phoney! You’re not the real hell in a cell guy!

craftyindividual ,

u/shittymorph gone but not dead. Just still on Reddit presumably

FurtiveFugitive ,

Mom, I want shittymorph!

No, we have shittymorph at home already.

Altofaltception , to aboringdystopia in consider the implications for a post scarcity future

Don’t forget, US Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen was just in China to protect US interests - this time because China has flooded the market with cheap solar panels.

We can’t have solar power becoming affordable and accessible for most people.

Chocrates ,

It’s nuanced. Domestic solar panel production is lagging and cheaper shit from China is gonna make it worse. It is not necessarily evil to want to have local production, and if we live under capitalism then it has to make money.

I agree though that for the most part even our good politicians do whatever they can to maintain the status quo, and that is generally bad for us and good for corporations and the billionaires

lewdian69 ,

That doesn’t sound nuanced. That sounds like the free market, so capitalism, did its thing and the US doesn’t like the outcome. It’s almost like capitalism is a terrible system that the US’s lead economist is trying to subvert.

Chocrates ,

Agree, but we aren’t in a free market. That is a fantasy the conservatives have been pushing forever to get away from regulation.

lewdian69 ,

Correct.

Blue_Morpho ,

I don’t see the problem. Buy the underpriced Chinese Solar. If they raise prices, build a factory. It’s only a few years of overpriced panels, then prices go back down. If they are dumping panels, it’s the Chinese who are handing free money to US consumers.

After the US is 100% solar we can worry about domestic manufacturing for maintaining infrastructure.

djsoren19 ,

except the U.S. needs solar panels for military industrial complex reasons too, and they don’t want to rely on a notoriously hostile power to build the groundwork of that structure. a big part of selling the U.S. on solar is the promise of energy independence, you don’t get independence if your entire foundation is built on another country’s tech.

Blue_Morpho ,

The US exports oil and gas so we are already energy independent. If China sold Gold to US consumers at $1000 an ounce, should the US step in and stop China from giving Americans cheap gold?

Yes I understand the need for domestic production. Factories take a few years to ramp up. Domestic production can be started after everyone has solar panels and old panels need replacement.

HobbitFoot ,

The USA keeps several wartime industries afloat with subsidies in case of war. The big one is steel, but there are others as well.

There has been a recent rethink of what industries are needed during war and solar capacity is part of that.

hark ,
@hark@lemmy.world avatar

If it was that important then the US should’ve invested in local manufacturing.

Chocrates ,

Solar panels degrade over time, I don’t know what the numbers are but they used to be dysmal, like 30% reduction in generation capacity over 5 years. Whatever the actual numbers are, we will constantly be replacing panels. I am sure we can figure out refurbishing too at some point.

Juvyn00b ,

Yeah they’re definitely better now, I’m reading anywhere between 1% per year or 12.5% at year 25. There are other things that can pop up though, micro cracks causing localized overheating of the panel - to backing failures and other physical issues. I’m interested in standing some up at some point but the capital eludes me at the moment.

Chocrates ,

I’m am certainly wrong, that figure was something my dad told me as a kid, we were on solar back then.

Juvyn00b ,

No worries at all. Like you said though, with advancements people will likely do upgrades over time anyways. I don’t have numbers off the top of my head, but even just the per panel efficiencies have grown fantastically since your last experience.

Chocrates ,

Yeah I was totally wrong, that is great though!

Blue_Morpho ,

but they used to be dysmal, like 30% reduction in generation capacity over 5 years.

??? Monocrystalline silicon losses less than .4% a year. That means after 50 years it’s still producing 82% of when it was new. It takes 90 years to get a 30% reduction rate.

engineering.com/…/what-is-the-lifespan-of-a-solar…

Chocrates ,

Do you know the type of pv panel that was used 20+ years ago? I lived in an off grid house and my dad mentioned that at one point.

Croquette ,

Yeah but your point is that solar panels degrade 30% after 5 years, and then you reframe the context for 20 years ago?

Go astrosurf somewhere else.

Any grid has a maintenance cost and degradation. Solar panels isn’t any different.

Chocrates ,

The fuck are you talking about. I was wrong. Get over it.

Blue_Morpho ,

Monocrystalline silicon was used 20 years ago. It’s the oldest solar technology.

According to the source data in a link in the page I linked thin film CIGS rollable solar sheets was the least durable. Panels installed before 2000 had a degradation of 3.5% a year. That’s 10 years to lose 30%. But CIGS solar systems installed after the year 2000 show only .02% degradation a year. The document talks about manufacturing defects that were corrected.

www.nrel.gov/docs/fy12osti/51664.pdf

Chocrates ,

Ok, I’m just flat wrong! Til!

Altofaltception ,

Domestic solar panel production is lagging and cheaper shit from China is gonna make it worse

Isn’t this the point of the free market? Shouldn’t capitalists rejoice when things are working as intended?

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

Only when they own the means of production.

If they can’t extract profit from Chinese imports, they don’t want anyone else to import them.

Chocrates ,

Yes but we don’t have a free market.

Cowbee ,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

States don’t serve the majority, per se, but whoever wields the state. Cheap imports are good for consumers, but producers struggle. Capitalists wield the state in America, so this is a bad thing.

prole ,

Do subsidies not exist in your reality? Or are they only reserved for corn farmers?

Chocrates ,

They do, but I was responding to someone that said Yellen went to China to address it, so they aren’t immediately starting with subsidizing production.

KneeTitts ,
@KneeTitts@lemmy.world avatar

Id say the bulk of jobs being created in north america wont be in manufacturing the panels, but rather in the installation and upkeep of solar farms and solar panels on houses. If thats the case, then we want the panels themselves to be as low cost as possible to keep the overall cost of projects down.

If politicians had any balls at all (they dont) they’d be proposing publicly funded solar farms outside every major city. But we cant have that because that would be the government directly competing with oil companies, and thats why oil companies have bought one side of our entire political system to keep that from ever happening.

Addv4 ,

But then you have the issue of being dependent on China for the solar panels, which is why it is crucial to have domestic production. And we have already seen this demonstrated, as China has banned the export of solar panels recently in reaction to us banning electric cars from import (they would probably hurt our domestic car market).

AA5B ,

in reaction to us banning electric cars from import (they would probably hurt our domestic car market

Which is an entirely different story that I don’t get. Sure, the protectionism, ok, but there’s no one even attempting to compete with them, and legacy manufacturers have backtracked even more in introducing any. Even Tesla appears to have given up on a reasonably priced EV. What’s the point of protectionism if there’s no equivalent market to protect and no one wants to establish one?

shiroininja ,

I’ve said it a million times, we had the opportunity to get into the market early under Bush JR, but he shot down investing in the tech. Now who is one of the top exporters?

quicksand ,

The manufacturing would still have probably been moved to China at this point, but it’s frustrating that we didn’t even try to support it.

shiroininja ,

100% true

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

It’s more complicated than that. Supply shocks cause short term instability in markets that require long term revenue streams to offer service.

Because we privatized our infrastructure, and because private firms divert a bunch of their revenue to profit, we have a bunch of material infrastructure that needs to be maintained by firms more interested in extracting profit than keeping them functional.

That’s the real threat of solar panels. If we cut into private profit margins, they’ll allow the infrastructure to collapse rather than maintain them with declining profit.

Altofaltception ,

All I keep reading is the failure of capitalism at the end of the day.

soEZ ,

Its failure of regulation. Same shit will happen in any system if its not properly regulated and checked…

Grimy ,

Seems like the real problem is corporations and the solution would be to violently nationalize at the slightest hint of bad faith.

I don’t think it’s a good idea to have our infrastructure be used as a hostage.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

nationalize at the slightest hint of bad faith.

That’s a smart policy, from the economics perspective. But its pretty disastrous from the politics perspective.

Countries that try to nationalize their major productive assets regularly find themselves destabilized and regime changed in short order.

fhqwgads , to lemmyshitpost in Musical Genius

I continue to contend that Weird Al would put on the greatest Superbowl halftime show of all time.

chemical_cutthroat ,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

I’d be OK with a National Anthem with an accordion solo.

Sterile_Technique ,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

But instead of hours of football, a break for music and commercials, then more hours of football, it should be hours of Weird Al concert, a break to let some jocks throw a ball around for a few mins while he takes a break to grab a drink, pee, etc, and then return for a couple more hours of Weird Al concert.

Honytawk ,

Eh, you can have both.

Have the Weird Al Concert be in the middle while the football match is happening, have balls and players swarm around the podium while Weird al is singing some parody of a sports song.

I’m sure he can pull that off.

grue ,

I contend that you’re correct, except that he would put it on for the Puppy Bowl instead (and incorporating the usual kittens into the act, of course).

Harbinger01173430 ,
jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

There’s gotta be a way to make this happen

TetraVega ,

I hate hockey but I’d tune in for that.

girlfreddy , to lemmyshitpost in so fluffy
@girlfreddy@lemmy.ca avatar

Everyone should have to pass a basic automotive knowledge course before getting their driver’s license.

dojan ,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not a thing where you live?

Dabundis ,

At least where I live, the licensing test covers rules of the road, not automotive knowledge. I think this commenter was referring to some test covering very surface-level knowledge of vehicles, with a focus on ways to tell if a car is unasafe to drive.

girlfreddy ,
@girlfreddy@lemmy.ca avatar

That’s what I was trying to convey but obviously failed at. :/

dojan ,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

I’m in Sweden, we get two big books of just theory stuff. There are entire sections on how deep the patterns must be, when you are allowed to use what type of tyres (summer, friction, studded), etc. along with what consequences there are.

You must have winter tyres between the 1st of December and the 31st of March, so long as there may be snow or ice on the roads. Studded tires are only allowed between the 1st of October through to the 15th of April as they wear down the roads and cause excessive pollution.

There is so much general car knowledge. Warning lights, optimal tyre pressure (which is variable depending on your car and the load), how to drive in an eco-friendly manner, child seats, it never fucking ends.

https://i.imgur.com/x28YBDr.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/d2h59gI.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/sZltwyW.jpg

AdaleiM ,
@AdaleiM@lemmy.world avatar

holy shit, my book was like 50 pages total, mostly about what signs meant.

dojan ,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

Oh the signs are in different books.

Milk_Sheikh ,

This, plus mandatory retesting every 5 years. New traffic signal’s & infrastructure, aging drivers, changing eyesight, refresher learning, etc

Algaroth ,

I got my license in Sweden and there are laws for when you must have summer tires and winter tires as well as how deep the pattern needs to be. This is all covered in the writing portion of the test. It’s quite possible that someone driving with wheels like that might get their license suspended at the least.

1984 ,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

Yes it’s illegal to drive on tires with worn out patterns. I thought it was the same everywhere in the civilized world.

Crazyslinkz ,

TIL America is not civilized anymore.

Iron_Lynx ,

Never has been. *draws gun*

experbia ,
@experbia@lemmy.world avatar

it is. you’re correct.

us Americans, we seem to like to swerve deftly around many such useful civil universalities.

things you’d assume are vital to a peaceful, comfortable, safe people are often things that seem to baffle us.

i think this repeated swerving should disabuse anyone of any notion of the USA being a civilized nation, but somehow people keep classifying us as better than we are. lived here my whole life… not sure how someone could make that mistake, honestly. not unless they were really rich, I guess.

1984 ,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

One big part is because of Hollywood. The entire world image of America comes from movies.

Once you start to look into the prison system, the justice system, the financial system… Well, nothing actually builds on any feeling of caring about its citizens at all.

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Hairy isn’t a pattern?

BastingChemina ,

For the driver licence in France there is questions like that:

  • how to recognize a worn tire
  • where to find the right tire pressure
  • check the oil level of the engine
  • check the brake liquid level …
MaoZedongers ,

People can’t do this?

Jesus christ I’m losing faith in the average capability of humanity

Hiro8811 ,

I mean Americans build straight parking lots since they drive sequential/automate

1984 ,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

I lost it during covid, permanently. And I’m not joking. I saw things.

AnAngryAlpaca ,

In new Zealand, the only question is what the best Fast an Furious movie was.

remotedev ,

Wow, trick questions on it too? Brakes are a pad, not a liquid

purplemonkeymad ,

Brakes on cars are a hydraulic system. The check is for the fluid levels of the hydraulics. Without enough fluid, pressing the brake pedal would not depress the pads.

betterdeadthanreddit ,

Heat them up enough and they become liquid.

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

It’s in the driving course. They just only include two or three questions.

girlfreddy ,
@girlfreddy@lemmy.ca avatar

In my province (Manitoba) there is zero basic vehicle knowledge provided in the Driver’s Handbook which is where test questions are pulled from.

brbposting ,

Everyone should have a universal basic income!

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/ebeb591b-620b-4b63-a902-91fd78c768d0.jpeg

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/a35b8d4a-55bf-49e1-91f7-453050cd0a9d.jpeg

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/6077d595-a249-45f7-9007-0e1f2e28d90b.jpeg

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/e16c1486-93bd-4794-8044-ea8a7bfe17da.jpeg

In the long run, some renters wind up paying twice as much for their tires as they would have paid if they’d bought them outright.

Would only do that if you’re desperate. I’d bet 10:1, the tires in OP result from poverty.

PS: you’re not wrong!

RegalPotoo ,
@RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

Or, alternatively, we should build cities where owning a car isn’t a requirement to hold down a job, and keep piloting a two ton death machine as a privilege, not a right

TheIllustrativeMan ,

Jesus, at $20/mo you would pay for a full set of the (expensive) OEM tires on my car in less than a year. They’re warrantied for 3 years of standard mileage, so even worse than double.

myster0n , to memes in YARRR

Well, Ubisoft, you should be comfortable not owning my money then. Lead by example.

grandkaiser , to memes in shocked, I say

Steve Harvey: “We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?”

Contestant: “The penis”

SH: “A WUH… HUH??” audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder

SH: O lordy… one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard

SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself

SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says… the board shows 100 for “penis” Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

Stache_ ,

lol I read that as “existence as we know it comes to an ad” thinking you meant going into a perpetual commercial break

Antimoon51 ,

a perpetual commercial break

This is how I imagine hell… Waiting for something to continue… forever…

Anyways, I’m gonna get myself some popcorn. Someone else?

NakariLexfortaine ,

Hey, uh…

Microwaves broken, and we’re out of popcorn.

The issues are related, and it’s Steve’s fault.

AVincentInSpace ,

you forgot the part where Steve Harvey, in the anguished tones of a man who has crossed hell and is delivering one final message, screams to the stage directors

"THE PENIS"

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