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LemmyFeed , to lemmyshitpost in It's been that kind of week

“Babe I packed your lunch”

stoi , to lemmyshitpost in It's been that kind of week

Not the glizky

Lifebandit666 , to memes in Uncanny Valley

I call this feeling “The Holy Spirit” and no I’m not religious, hear me out.

So there’s “The Father” which is you, in charge of everything.

Then there’s “The Son” which is your Jesus, the bit of you that does shit mostly perfectly without any input from you. The scary example of this is when you drive to work and can’t remember the drive at all. Jesus Take the wheel. Teach your Jesus right and you can trust he’ll do things fine.

Then The Holy Spirit, which is that part of you that sees everything, before the filters are applied, and let’s you know something is off. There’s no obvious reason for it, but there’s something off about this guy and we need to get away from him as soon as possible and never interact with them again.

The Jesus part is the important bit for most of us. Learning to play the guitar? Teach your Jesus. When you’ve practiced enough you can just trust that Jesus will hit the notes while you concentrate on singing along.

When I learned to Juggle I just taught my Jesus how to throw properly so it lands in the other hand.

At work I teach my Jesus how to do the manual labour, do the checks I need to do, and I can concentrate on ripping on my work colleagues.

MeDuViNoX , to memes in *audible sigh*
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

Pride is in the eye(s) of the beholder!

Track_Shovel OP ,

Do you see what I see? Truth is an offense

1984 , to memes in *audible sigh*
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

“Put a chick in it, make her gay” - Kathleen Kennedy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vJDcCcANnU

Jumuta , to lemmyshitpost in Just enter heaven without being afraid ✅

WHAT WILL OMORI DO ?

> FIGHT
RUN

variants , to lemmyshitpost in It's been that kind of week

Weenford

ValenThyme ,
RenegadeTwister ,

I’m waving my ween in the whiskey?

TehWorld , to lemmyshitpost in It's been that kind of week

This is like those horrible choice “would you rather” questions. Eat the hot dog, or drink the alcohol.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Alcohol, I think, in my choice

ValenThyme ,

after 5 or 6 glasses that wiener be looking mighty fine

TehWorld ,

Rip your inbox…

pelya , to lemmyshitpost in It's been that kind of week

Baptise

psmgx , to lemmyshitpost in Just enter heaven without being afraid ✅

Needs more fire and wings

Gormadt , to memes in *audible sigh*
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Yeah it’s lip service, but it’s lip service they pay due to feeling like we are a marketable demographic.

They feel that advertising to us as a group and making the haters mad is more profitable than the alternative.

kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

The way bud light handled it, when kid rock started shooting bud light palettes with his machine gun…

This is what you need to know.

Never trust.

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

What’s your point in bringing bud light up? I’m not trying to start shit, genuinely curious. What is it that we need to know? What does “never trust” mean in this context? I can’t make heads or tails of anything you wrote

SqueakyBeaver ,

I’m not op, so I’m just guessing here

I think they meant a sort of “at the first sign of pushback, the companies will ditch LGBT people. Don’t mistake their gay logos as actually support”

Omniraptor ,

Last spring bud light sent trans influencer Dylan mulvaney a personalized beer can as part of a broad marketing push. This drew criticism/calls for a boycott from various prominent transphobes and caused a slight slump in sales. Bud light responded by laying off/“laying off” various senior marketing execs etc, and did not afaict support support mulvaney after it (no loud anti-transphobia pr statement). Very illustrative story of how corporate support of lgbt people under capitalism works

archive.ph/PVQWS

kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

Like SqueakyBeaver and omniraptor pointed out, it was last years campaign Budweiser made with dylan mulvaney. They featured her on some bud light special editions.

Kid Rock made a video with him shooting the beer and the target demographic “cancelled” bud light making a big fuss about it online.

Budweiser was short of apologizing on their knees for their “mishap”, the Creator of the campaign was fired, etc.

People online were pretty harsh with dylan mulvaney. Budweiser dropped her like a hot potato. From what she posted afterwards, i figured they never contacted her or reached out to her in any way, in order to check if she’s ok.

That’s what i meant, they invest in “inclusion” , because it brings them cash. It’s not like humans became enlightened over the past decades. There was progress, sure, very slow progress in all things around being inclusive of others. Corporations are adapting to a demographic that is growing and are potential future customers.

thisfro , to lemmyshitpost in Just enter heaven without being afraid ✅

Release the hypnodrones

Aggravationstation ,

All glory to the hynodrones

kibiz0r , to lemmyshitpost in Just enter heaven without being afraid ✅

Biblically accurate angel32.dll

hydroptic , to memes in *audible sigh*
psmgx ,

For the entirely of June, GlaDOS does a Lesbian butch voice in honor of increasing lesbian visibility.

The joke is that it sounds exactly the same.

maynarkh ,

Almost as if homosexual people were just people.

Gormadt ,
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OurToothbrush ,

I thought the joke was the inherent homoeroticism of Glados

Apeman42 ,
@Apeman42@lemmy.world avatar

You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the neurotoxin dispensers.

OurToothbrush ,

Yeah, that and the degradation and praise elements

EmpathicVagrant ,

Afterwards.

I’m crying this is too good

RizzRustbolt ,

Does anyone have $500,000? I want do something funny.

SpicyLizards , to lemmyshitpost in Just enter heaven without being afraid ✅

Oh fuck off, I just wanted to move an image and I have a presentation in 10 minutes!

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