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hotelbravo722 , to lemmyshitpost in Le Tits Now
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They don’t call it Grand Teton National park for nothing.

Thcdenton , to lemmyshitpost in Boston Creme
IHeartBadCode , to lemmyshitpost in Boston Creme
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I've submitted this before the International Criminal Court in The Hague. As to which protocol of the Geneva Convention this violates, all of them.

thisbenzingring , to lemmyshitpost in Boston Creme

Oi! People are eating … WELL I was eating…

SirDankbud , to lemmyshitpost in Boston Creme

I haven’t gagged this hard at a picture on the internet since my last look at the original rotten.com over 20 years ago. Good job OP!

saltnotsugar , to lemmyshitpost in Boston Creme

Ey this’ll get ya arrested in Boston.

Hobbes_Dent , to lemmyshitpost in Boston Creme

Wicked facking awesome.

Put it on hea:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/87fb5ce9-8655-4175-8954-1b2c8424a1cd.webp

Just kidding that’s fucking gross.

Hobbes_Dent , to lemmyshitpost in Le Tits Now

Biologists, grammarians, designers, and carpenters:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/633a8a2f-c167-4923-98ec-eebf9f2b5aec.jpeg

NeptuneOrbit ,

People with eyes and brains:

wesker , to lemmyshitpost in Refreshing
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Y’all don’t be drinking your dill water?

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I use it to make dill dough.

db2 , to lemmyshitpost in Refreshing

That’s not a terrible idea when it’s 110 in the shade. Electrolytes.

ummthatguy ,
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SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I like her electrolytes.

mkwt ,

You can buy “Pickle Juice” brand electrolyte sports drink in stores. Tastes exactly like you would expect. Somewhat popular with distance runners.

RidderSport , to lemmyshitpost in Refreshing

Pickle juice is excellent for cooking

Persen ,

Or (don’t hate me for this) drinking.

RidderSport ,

Don’t love it, also the vinegar/juice from pickled jalapeños is delicious

sirico , to lemmyshitpost in Refreshing
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Legit good for exercise esp if you get cramps

db2 , to lemmyshitpost in Not happening, dude

Gotta give the (probably imaginary) recruiter credit for a classy response though.

theotherone ,
@theotherone@kbin.social avatar

I’d imagine they swap creative blow-offs for laughs, like any job.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Man, I haven’t been blown off in a while…

RadicalEagle ,

Let alone creatively.

Zeppo ,
@Zeppo@sh.itjust.works avatar

Military would be a great place to start looking.

Zehzin , (edited )
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll get blown for crack before I get blown for the military

snootchiebootchies ,

I SEEN HIM

RidderSport ,

I have been told that the chances are high in the Navy, so I went. Can’t confirm though

Honytawk ,

Chances are higher in the US Army, they get a whole buffet of sheep when they are deployed.

RidderSport ,

But that only strenghtens the aptitude of sodomistic practices and not necessarily in being gay

Zeppo ,
@Zeppo@sh.itjust.works avatar

Can neither confirm or deny?

RidderSport ,

I plead the 5th your honour

nonfuinoncuro ,
Ithral ,
@Ithral@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Was Navy can confirm, many orgies

olutukko ,

this actually was in mildly infuriating a while back from the original screenshotter, complaining abouth the fact that the army reqruiters can do this trough messaging apps. so I think it’s very real

alphapuggle ,

Can confirm they’re real as well as the reaction https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/cbbb0f6a-86fc-4c22-a8a4-5b71707658bf.png

bl_r ,

I need this shirt

brygphilomena ,

My GF would kill me if I wore it, however much I love the shirt. She was army reserves for 8 years. She is so happy to be out though now. She was deployed to Kuwait and Afghanistan. She’s officially VFW with all the VA benefits. But yea, totally one weekend a month, lol.

sp3tr4l ,

I think its originally real, but this image is old to me. Pretty sure I’ve been seeing this one place or another for at least a year now.

Madison420 ,

They’re usually dudes who got bumped there for being injured, for being psyched, or being incompetent but well meaning. Don’t be mean to them, they legit don’t want to do what they’re doing they know how stupid and shitty it is but they still have time left in contract and gotta trudge it out day by day like the rest of us.

Mnemnosyne ,

Some of them, sure, but there are a lot of stories of how many lies recruiters will tell you to get you to sign on, so a pretty significant number are genuinely bad people.

Madison420 ,

They have quotas blame the system not the consequences.

TechNerdWizard42 ,

If they weren’t conscripted via draft, they volunteered. 100% their shitty choice to become a terrorist.

nickwitha_k ,

Good to remember that not everyone is aware of the bullshit by 17 or 18 when recruiting is at its height (gotta pay for college somehow, right?). I know I wasn’t but, luckily planned to do ROTC instead of enlisting, then, educated myself out of being willing to do that.

TechNerdWizard42 ,

If “ignorance isn’t an excuse” doesn’t get you out of any law you break, it also doesn’t get you out of accidentally joining a terrorist organization due to propaganda.

Because that’s exactly what it is.

It is no different than the teenagers that join ISIS. Propaganda takes them in, they join voluntarily, they live with their consequences for life.

ZMoney ,

They are usually uneducated and poor with trauma in their backgrounds. They have no idea what they’re signing up for.

TechNerdWizard42 ,

This is an acceptable excuse in 1902.

In the age of Google and where even the homeless bum down by the river has a smart phone, Googling to find out about a major life choice is easy to do. Failure to help yourself do nothing but use a phone for 10 minutes deserves zero empathy.

Madison420 ,

The average income of a enlistee is below the poverty line, if you can’t get a job you can get your ass in the military and make enough to survive.

You act like every life choice is binary.

BigBananaDealer ,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

it was 100% your shitty choice to become homeless. maybe dont get cancer and be in debt to medical bills next time dumbass

Madison420 ,

I’m not homeless or in debt of any kind. Get fucked with your bigoted fucking blanket statements dude.

BigBananaDealer ,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

you should read my comment again but in a tone mocking the comment you responded to originally

Madison420 ,

That’s what /s is for.

If you act a certain way don’t be surprised if people treat you a certain way.

BigBananaDealer ,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

not surprised at all actually, but /s ruins jokes. i know what comes with the territory of not using /s thats why i very politely asked you to reread the comment

Madison420 ,

Which I imagine is specifically why you don’t use it.

BigBananaDealer ,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

because it ruins jokes? yes

Madison420 ,

That’s literally when to use it, it’s specifically to use when you could come off like an asshole and do not want to.

You don’t use it in my best guess judging by your responses so far is because you get to act like the other person is crazy for taking you seriously.

Being the guy that jokingly hates Jews can be hilarious especially if they are Jewish but everyone has to know otherwise they might seem a bit… Mmm Hitlery right?

BigBananaDealer ,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

im dont think youre crazy. i dont think my responses ever indicated that youre crazy, i think youre just embarrassed to have made a response so harsh only to be found it was in agreement toward your original reply, and are now trying to make me seem crazy for not putting an /s. if youd like, i can edit my comment to ensure everybody knows its just a joke 😀

Madison420 ,

No need to edit if you skip the drama creation and out the /s there first bud. Move on.

rambling_lunatic ,

Why not blame both?

Madison420 ,

For the same reason I don’t get upset at the drive through server when the cook makes my burger wrong. They’re just part of the process, not the cause it’s kinda hard to judge people for trying to survive.

rambling_lunatic ,

On the other hand, the policing system encourages screwing over minorities and doing various other scummy things (through a quota system among other things). This does not absolve cops of guilt if they target minorities, lie, or plant drugs.

lengau , to lemmyshitpost in Refreshing

Ewww WTF no!

Who even buys 2% milk?

Chef_Boyargee , to lemmyshitpost in Refreshing

My god, this goes right up there with sliced bread. Bloody genius.

RHSJack ,

Hold on. Are you saying you can get bread that is…“pre” cut"? Like, I don’t have to drive over to grandma’s whenever I do my shopping so she can slice it for me? All that labor cost, it probably costs like $100.

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