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SpicyLizards , to lemmyshitpost in Just enter heaven without being afraid ✅

Oh fuck off, I just wanted to move an image and I have a presentation in 10 minutes!

lowleveldata , to lemmyshitpost in Home Depot

Who’s fucking who again?

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

Yes.

MonkeMischief , (edited ) to linuxmemes in Love me some arbitrary executed code /s (Plasmoids are not themes)

Plasma “get new stuff” does need an overhaul though, after a poorly-coded theme could wipe a guy’s drives. So careful what you install and always have backups, kids!

THAT BEING SAID:

I remember Win98 letting you customize wallpapers for individual folders.

I remember being a Win-ME kiddie that was thrilled with all the fun wallpaper/icon/sound/screensaver themes it came with. . .even though Windows ME lol.

Then XP was so bright and vibrant and fun I didn’t care too bad that it let you choose from THREE dazzling color schemes. I also loved that StarDock cursor freeware that gave me a bunch of obnoxious animated cursors.

Vista’s desktop applets seemed so neat except for the “massive security hole” part.

And here we are with 10 or 11: [Pulsing blue light] “We’Re sEtTiNg Up YoU’Re bLaNd DeSkToP…get hypnotized by spinny circles and forget you once had choices.”

It’s going so backwards, and they think they’re so ahead of the curve by letting you tint your theme based on wallpaper color. Pffft.

Since I switched to Plasma I’ve had SO MUCH FUN setting up my desktop however I want it. I have a laptop install that feels like “Vaporwave XP”, but my main rig is all efficient and sleek and pretty, and I get the urge to flip it all around every few months. It makes personal computing feel personal again!

Mimicking old themes is especially fun because you’re still on a security-patched system that works the way you expect, but with improved nostalgic feelings!

I really want to learn to make my own splash screens and icons and cursors some time. The fact that I easily can do this and the community could enjoy them is SO COOL.

I miss when it was commonplace for people to customize and personalize their computers. It would say a lot about them. Now most normie folk don’t even know how to change the wallpaper…

boredsquirrel OP ,
@boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net avatar

You can just place this file to disable the component entirely.

The getnewstuff needs an overhaul, but not related to this. This is about the naming of global themes.

Broken_Monitor , to mildlyinfuriating in Microsoft extolling the benefits of cloud storage in their Office save dialog

It is BEYOND time to switch to Linux

skuzz ,

Yep, just gotta get off my lazy butt and do it.

dependencyinjection ,

Can you have a word with my boss as we use windows, teams, outlook, copilot, azure, visual studio professional, c# .net.

We do support Facebook too and use Typescript react. Not sure who runs GraphQL maybe hitler.

Broken_Monitor ,

Yeah fair enough, same shit where I work too. It’s a little crazy how protective they are of their proprietary secrets, but they just straight up rely on microsoft to handle all the data, be it via email, cloud services, or that Sharepoint shit. I wonder how many companies would have their secrets exposed if that data was ever stolen from the MS servers?

PenisWenisGenius , to lemmyshitpost in Boring ass planet

Nasa is ruining every planet one-by-one. First pluto wasn’t a planet. Then neptune is even more boring and stupid than previously thought. Next thing we know, Mars isn’t a planet anymore because planets aren’t red.

root_beer ,

Venus isn’t a planet either. It’s a hell-sphere. But that makes it even more rad 🤘

AngryCommieKender ,

A hell-sphere that would be easier to fix than Mars, which is an entirely different type of hell-sphere. Just toss in enough ice to make eventual oceans and some cyanobacteria, and it should calm down in a few hundred thousand years.

Short of an artificial black hole at its center to raise the gravity, I don’t see how we could ever terraform Mars. There’s not enough gravity for anything that evolved here to be healthy there.

CaptBobbers ,
@CaptBobbers@mas.to avatar

@AngryCommieKender @root_beer
Floating cities in the clouds of Venus mining carbon dioxide and nitrogen out of the atmosphere, sending all those excess gases to Mars, the Belt, and the moons of the gas giants for terraforming and habitats.

Car Salesman: * slaps the Venusian atmosphere * "You can fit so many Martians under this bad boy."

afraid_of_zombies ,

Maybe looking at it the wrong way. Mars becomes a place to visit. Turn it into an ecosystem full of stuff that can survive the low gravity. Insects and plants. You know after you stripmine it.

Go visit the weird ass nature reserves from your spinning space habitat.

AngryCommieKender ,

That’s certainly an option, but right now it seems most space agencies are totally ignoring Venus as a possibility, and are focused on a Mars colony.

afraid_of_zombies ,

Well Mars colony would be easier at the moment.

As much as I don’t particularly like the man I think Bezos was right. We already have a place with ideal gravity. The future should be orbiting colonies. Imagine processes that could be done under fully controlled conditions.

omega_x3 ,

Well I mean why is Mercury still a planet? It didn’t clear it’s own orbit, it just happens to be in an empty orbit.

PenisWenisGenius ,
sparkle ,

aktschually mercury is the sun’s moon

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Jupiter is a dwarf planet

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling ,
@ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Technically the concept of a planet is a social construct. Scientists have been scurrying around redefining the definition of a planet to exclude asteroids ever since they discovered them. Why can’t they just say that the Earth is a wet asteroid and be done with it?

PenisWenisGenius ,

I’m going to boycott nasa. Go woke go broke.

brbposting ,

NASA comms office assistant tries to let off steam by visiting Lemmy, sees your comment, has flashbacks to the letters they read from Americans everyday

Delusional ,

I could see trump getting rid of NASA for his own space agency and he’d call it SASA. Super awesome space agency.

Liz ,

My personal definition of planet:

  1. big enough to be spherical
  2. has never been big enough to cause fusion
afraid_of_zombies ,

The world’s biggest ball of string is now a planet.

Liz ,

As it should be! Big boy is round!

xx3rawr ,

big enough to be spherical

oh boy

gandalf_der_12te ,

I think it should be “big enough to hold an atmosphere”.

FozzyOsbourne ,

Mars isn’t even red, it’s sort of brown

AngryCommieKender ,

Pluto is nice and colorful

Agent641 , to lemmyshitpost in Boring ass planet

This is a billiard ball.

Drivebyhaiku ,

Really? I was thinking ping pong due to the lack of luster…

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Risk your life with this one easy trick!
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

How would they feel about the signs you might see driving out in the country here that say “clean dirt for sale?”

How the hell can dirt be clean?

partial_accumen ,

Most of the signs meaning that I see say “Clean fill for sale” meaning fill dirt. They know big AG isn’t one to fuck with.

Dirt can be clean if its not polluted with fuel oil or other industrial contaminants. The last thing you want to put on your yard for ground leveling is a truckload of whatever earth is coming out of the closest EPA superfund site.

Track_Shovel OP ,

This.

They are meaning free of contaminants. Take that sign with a grain of salt, and always soil test, particularly if you intend to grow anything.

thefartographer ,

What if I wanna grow a third arm and tomatoes that scream at the sunrise?

Tar_alcaran ,

It’s more of a “die slowly from heavy metal toxicity” thing.

thefartographer ,

Death by System of a Down, you say???

knowyourmeme.com/…/1666080-you-son-of-a-bitch-im-…

disguy_ovahea , (edited )

Clean fill is also usually free from any large rocks that would make shoveling difficult.

FreshLight , (edited )

Thank you for the clarification.

It’s still funny to me that dirt which is dirty per definition (maybe even the dirtiest substance of them all, one might argue) can be clean.

5C5C5C ,

I feel like this is rapidly approaching the “is water wet?” conundrum.

HobbitFoot ,

You haven’t been around really dirty dirt.

Jakdracula , to fediverse in Would Lemmy Benefit from Implementing Polls?
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

Let’s take a poll and find out!

picnic , to linuxmemes in I respect people who don't like snaps, but Canonical will not abandon a successful project

So, I used ubuntu for pretty close to 20 years and it was my go to distro. I have had hundreds upon hundreds of servers running ubuntu.

Last few years I’ve been moving away from ubuntu because of their lack of respect for their core users. They have no clear vision and when they do, its a magnificently shitty one like the donkey balls decision to enfrorce snap on everything.

I will still have some ubuntu servers to take care of, but every new server I set up will be fedora.

Because fuck snaps, thats why

platypus_plumba ,

I had like 4 snaps installed in my system and it was hogging like 60Gb of storage. What the actual fuck.

I wish I kept the names of the dependencies, I just ran a command to remove all snaps and the snap itself.

Am I talking bullshit here? I saw my disk drop 60gb after I did that but I have no evidence.

XEAL , (edited ) to linuxmemes in I respect people who don't like snaps, but Canonical will not abandon a successful project

snap is OK vs compiling stuff.

But it is bullshit that they “snapped” things like Firefox, which has a repo with .debs

Edit: typo

saltnotsugar , to lemmyshitpost in Boston Creme

Ey this’ll get ya arrested in Boston.

samus12345 , to lemmyshitpost in Piracy
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Track_Shovel OP ,
azvasKvklenko , to lemmyshitpost in I am the thing that goes *thump* 'Fuck!' in the night

I thought it was a Doom map at first

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

myhouse.wad energy

Crozekiel , to lemmyshitpost in I am the thing that goes *thump* 'Fuck!' in the night

This looks like some shit i’d build in the first night in minecraft when i run out of stair blocks.

Gradually_Adjusting , to lemmyshitpost in I want to speak to the meat manager
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

I need more memes that are specifically voiced by H. John Benjamin please, thanks

tpyo ,

I just finished Bob’s Burgers but I was playing a game while the last episode was on and didn’t realize it was the finale…

Just means I need to rewatch the whole thing again!

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