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Draegur , to memes in All the weird shit happens on nights

this is so fucking true holy shit

i work the night shift and every time day shift comes back in, everything’s settled and quiet, everything’s streamlined and ready.

When 2nd shift comes in (we actually have 3 shifts, and overnight is 3rd) it’s UTTER CHAOS

db2 ,

Here’s one I know a few of you will be familiar with: 1st breaks a machine and can’t run product leaving it for night. Night fixes the machine and runs the orders but has to re-break the machine before 1st comes in or risk getting fired for fixing it and being productive.

Master ,

Pull the god pin at the end of every shift. Dont tell management!

Wogi ,

Our third shift is all maintenance, no production, do they do their preventative stuff and nothing really happens. 1st comes in to a well lubricated factory, promptly fucks everything up and passes their problems on to second.

And every day the cycle begins anew.

TheBlue22 , to memes in Uncanny Valley

Yes. A dead body.

mipadaitu , to memes in *Cough Cough...* Chrome... *Chough*...

The ISP can see every domain, but not every page. That’s what HTTPS everywhere was all about.

TimeSquirrel , (edited )
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

They can see the entire URL, not just the domain. They just can't see the contents themselves. But they can still see "dudesfuckingfurniture.com/gettingfreakywithadresser.mpeg"

Edit: I might be wrong

meekah ,
@meekah@lemmy.world avatar

Are you sure? The file path after the domain would not be necessary for an ISP to see, only the domain. I’m not sure how all that works, but it’s definitely not a technical requirement thay they can see the complete URL.

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

After more research, you might be right. I could have sworn I saw full URLs in my router logs on encrypted sites though. I'll have to check again.

mipadaitu ,

It’s actually more secure than that.

blog.mozilla.org/en/products/…/https-protect/

They’d see the URL, but not the specific page.

They’d also theoretically see the size of the URL, and the size of the page, along with the transport type. So they can infer a lot of information from the exchange, but they couldn’t say for sure what you were viewing on a specific website.

Vej ,

I’m not sure if that’s a real website. I’m not checking.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Narrator : Vej definitely did in fact check.

Vej ,

Fuck no I ain’t

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

As always on the Internet, rule 34 applies.

Vej ,

Lol plz no

Dirk ,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

When it comes to HTTPS, this is just plain wrong on a technical level.

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Yeah, I corrected myself.

agentshags ,
@agentshags@sh.itjust.works avatar

The example link doesn’t work :'(

I was ready to go down a rabbit hole there

bjoern_tantau ,
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And hopefully in the future they won’t even he able to see the domain. I wonder why they never considered giving out certificates for IPs to solve this problem. Seemed like the easiest solution to me.

magic_lobster_party ,

They need the IP address to know where to forward the packet to. Hard to avoid that without VPN or TOR.

JDubbleu ,

There was a demo for a technology put out recently that circumvents this. I don’t remember the exact mechanisms, but it obscured DNS such that your ISP couldn’t see the DNS record you requested, and then used a proxy to route traffic before it hit the final endpoint eliminating exposing the IP to your ISP. It worked very similar to a VPN, but without the encrypted connection, and had some speed focused optimizations including the proxy being proximate to your ISP. It was pretty interesting.

mipadaitu ,

It doesn’t really help. The ISP needs to route you somewhere to get the data, so they’ll need to know who you want to talk to. Even if they don’t see the DNS name (like if you used a third party DNS server) they can still associate the IP address with someone.

There’s things like TOR and VPNs that can route your information through other third parties first, but that impacts performance pretty significantly.

bjoern_tantau ,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Yeah, but often enough multiple sites share a single IP. It would already be better if the ISP (and everyone in between) didn’t know whether I wanted pink-fluffy-unicorns.com or hardcore-midget-bdsm.com.

CosmicTurtle0 ,

Depending on where you’re going even IP addresses are getting to the point that they aren’t helpful. IP addresses are likely to belong to a cloud provider, and unless they are hosting email or a service that requires a reverse record, all you’d get is the cloud provider’s information.

joyjoy ,
bjoern_tantau ,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

SNI says no.

Album ,
@Album@lemmy.ca avatar

ECH/ESNI says yes

bjoern_tantau ,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Yeah, that’s what I meant originally. But I still don’t know how to enable that in my Apache. My Google-Fu isn’t good enough. All I see is ads for CDNs and conflicting information about whether it’s supported in Apache or not.

theneverfox ,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

How does that help? You can tell any computer it’s Google.com or IP 8.8.8.8. you can tell your device that the other computer is correct, and middle man yourself

Except, we have one key to rule them all, one key to bind them. There’s literally a group of people who split the root key among themselves, and scattered it across the world (when they went home). They get together ever year or two, and on a blessed air-gapped computer, unite the key to sign the top level domains again. Those domains sign intermediate domains, and down the chain they sell and sign domains.

If any of these root domains fall to evil, these brave guardians can speed walk to the nearest airport and establish a new order

(I think we actually just started installing all the root and some trusted intermediate domains on every device directly, so I’m not sure if they still bother, but it’s a better story)

The solution you’re looking for is DNSS, where we encrypt the DNS request too so they can’t see any of the url. Granted, they can still look at you destination and usually put the pieces together, but it’s still a good idea

Ultimately, packets have to get routed, all we can do is do our best to make sure no one can see enough of the picture to matter. There’s more exotic solutions that crank that up to 11, but the trade offs are pretty extreme

Mwallerby , to lemmyshitpost in How Croissants are made
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This does not spark joy

NaibofTabr , (edited ) to noncredibledefense in Mr. Clean magic trench eraser

79,000 rpm/88 guns = 897.7 rpm/gun, but Wikipedia has the PPSh-41 rate of fire listed as 1250 rpm, which would make this 110,000 rpm.

But, that drum magazine only has 71 rounds, so you could get 110,000 rpm for about 3 seconds (71 rounds/1250 rpm = 0.057 min = 3.4 sec) … and then what? Fly back to base so you can swap out 88 individual drum magazines? And also do maintenace on any of the guns that jammed?

Some real redneck engineering energy.

schmidtster ,

It’s safer than putting 88 people in the line of fire with the same circumstances. Theres the whole it’s less accurate angle, but its safer, man power not put in line of fire could be used to reload and swap magazines.

RedditRefugee69 ,

The biggest reasons this straight sucks are: identification of friendlies/civilians from the air, not getting blown up at extremely low altitudes, how crazy spread out everything in real life combat

waigl ,

Those reasons would apply to any air based anti-ground operations, even perfectly normal bomber or attacker planes.

RedditRefugee69 ,

The spread of an explosive bomb is WAY more than a bullet. So you only bomb places you know there are no friendlies unless you’re using forward facing guns

Diplomjodler ,

This thing is getting shot down the second it comes into view. It’s never going to even get close enough to an enemy formation to be used effectively.

SatanicNotMessianic ,

I have to think those would be a very bumpy 3 seconds, and that it would probably be cheaper and easier to just use artillery and/or bombs.

Madison420 ,

It’s ww1 thinking. Aerial darts were fairly effective, not really damage wise but fear wise. They imagined the save idea but it doesn’t have the same effect since they aren’t that loud and visually don’t make a s much of an impact as seeing you homeboy suddenly turned into a gruesome pincushion.

winterayars ,

Russians love their redneck engineering.

(The rate of fire might’ve been lower in this configuration, for whatever reason.)

prayer ,

Just for fun: Assuming they are firing perfectly staggered, 110,000 rpm at the top speed of 528km/h (1,833rps at 1,466m/s) gives us a dispersion of 1.25m/bullet. Not bad at all. If a person is standing in this line, there’s a 14.4% chance of being hit (18cm head diameter). If they were crouched or lying down it would be even higher, up to 100% if they were unfortunate enough to lie in the direction the plane is traveling.

NaibofTabr ,

Won’t this depend a lot on the altitude?

Also, if the plane is traveling at 1466 m/s it will cover 4984m in 3.4s. So that’s about 1.25 bullets for every linear meter of travel (6248 rounds), but we have to account for the width of the targeted area which would depend on the spread at the distance from the muzzle (dependent on the altitude). Let’s assume it’s a strip 5km long by 10m wide for simplicity… and we’re looking at like 1 bullet for every 8 square meters… that’s going to be mostly miss. If the infantry have any cover at all it’s going to be a very futile exercise.

You’d probably be better off dropping hand grenades out of the plane than dealing with that ridiculous contraption.

Also worth noting that flying low enough to be in effective range for the mounted firearms means that the plane will be in effective range for firearms… which is not really where you want to be in a bomber giant target. I wouldn’t want to fly this mission.

Czorio ,

1466m/s? Did you mean 150m/s (~400km/h) because you pegged a Tu-2 going about Mach 5 lol

gimsy ,

1446 m/s is more than mach 3… I don’t think that plane can do that

ColeSloth , to memes in The whole situation sickens me

I thought it was “he’s already dead”?

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Literally unplayable

Track_Shovel OP ,

2/10 elbows too pointy

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

I’m so happy this is basically the only comment. OP has failed us and deserves to have his internet revoked for at least 3 days.

fastandcurious ,
@fastandcurious@lemmy.world avatar

Tbh, this is the only thing that is true, even if israel and hamas magically stop or are forced to, those children are gonna have some serious PTSD for the rest of their lives

Ibaudia , to lemmyshitpost in Overthrow a Government and Install a Puppet Dictator? The CIA will do it for Bananas!
@Ibaudia@lemmy.world avatar

I had to do some serious convincing to inform my mom about the CIA’s involvement in Contra cocaine trafficking.

Tar_alcaran ,

And here I thought the whole Iran Contra thing would be the first one people would know

Ibaudia ,
@Ibaudia@lemmy.world avatar

Right?? It was even in an episode of The Boys.

eldavi ,

That’s the best thing about the stuff that the CIA has done: they publicly admit to it in writing and people still refuse to believe it’s true

theneverfox ,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

The ultimate conspiracy theory… The CIA is manufacturing conspiracy theories so that their actual, admitted, documented conspiracies are dismissed reflexively for sounding insane

undergroundoverground ,

Not even their worst or most prolific drug running scam. For anyone interested “operation gladio.” The CIA ran the herion game out of Myanmar, with the mob, from about 1944 onwards. Myanmar used to be the worlds largest producer of herion, until Afghanistan overtook them sometime in the late 00s / early 10s…

Now, I’m not saying China are the good guys or anything here. However, if I wanted to stop a rouge security agency from selling herion to fund secret, illegal wars around the world, I’d flood their neighbours with fentanyl.

sin_free_for_00_days , to memes in I'm already at the end of my paragraph, and I haven't even finished speaking my third word.

Here’s an article about it. The tl;dr is: test pilot shoots at ocean, kicks in afterburners, bullets start out faster, but slow quickly. They reunite in mid-air and sparks fly.

PolandIsAStateOfMind ,
@PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

Instant karma

FilthyShrooms ,

Never shoot at the ocean, kid. Mother nature takes it personally

PolandIsAStateOfMind ,
@PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

I mean Xerxes and Caligula also attacked Ocean and look what happened. And it wasn’t even really Ocean.

Kiosade ,

What I don’t get is… I mean, the relative speed difference between the bullets and the plane just doesn’t seem like it would be enough to cause them to rip through the plane as if the plane was shot on the ground from a dude with a gun or something.

Mongostein ,

The bullets lose momentum once fired, but the jet added momentum after firing, so it’s more like it caught up to the bullets.

Kiosade ,

Right but what was the speed difference at impact? Like if the jet was only going say, 60 MPH faster than the bullets, wouldn’t it just be like when some gravel on the road bounces off your car on the highway?

Mongostein ,

Indeed. I read a little more and it did indeed shoot itself down, so… 🤷‍♂️

Kiosade ,

Yeah in the end it IS what happened, so I guess the speed difference must have been considerable. I just wonder how it could have been so much. Maybe the afterburners can create a LOT of acceleration/thrust, idk.

theneverfox ,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

There were angles involved - imagine throwing a Frisbee forward and running fast enough to bump into it. Now imagine you throw it up, and you run until it hits you in the back of the head

No matter how fast you’re going forward, it’s still coming at you from an angle you’re not moving

sin_free_for_00_days ,

He shot the bullets, then tilted down a little more and hit his afterburners. He had to pull up so not to continue on to a salty grave and his parabolic trajectory and the bullets surprised each other. So, a pinch of the bullets slowing significantly and a sprinkle of the plane speeding up.

fritobugger2017 , to lemmyshitpost in Boring ass planet

looks like someone bleached Uranus

KAYDUBELL ,

Nice

fritobugger2017 ,

Sweet

uis ,

Sexcellent

psycho_driver ,

Let me do some deep delving to ascertain the truth of this and I’ll get back to you

neutron ,

It’s really awkward explaining this joke in other languages.

Cordyceps ,

A Smurfs it looks like

Sabre363 , to memes in fly, you fool!

Better than getting left in line while she gets the onions

SpezCanLigmaBalls ,
@SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world avatar

This is what my mom did. By the time she got back everything was scanned waiting for payment and I’m just standing there with my thumb up my ass

Viking_Hippie ,

I don’t know about your local customs, but where I come from, it’s actually considered quite rude to stimulate yourself thus in public. Especially if you lock eyes with the cashier as you do it.

acow ,

The stress of those moments left a weird impression. I’m very against splitting the party now when entering checkout territory.

rustydrd ,
@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

You must gather your party before venturing forth!

db2 , to memes in All the weird shit happens on nights

Based on your title I don’t think you understand the meme you posted.

interolivary ,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Must be on the day shift

mmorschel , to technology in Musk's new idea

If not for Elon I wouldn’t have gone to Mastodon and in extension to Lemmy.

So, this is kinda nice. :)

cheese_greater ,

Really wish this was a PSA-type ad campaign, throw in Reddit -> Lemmy and warn the overlords their days and dollars are numbered.

sol ,

This makes you wonder what their real plan is. They have everyone data, they know what people do and their preferences, they act after these not before

Revan343 , to lemmyshitpost in HOAs suck

Does anybody have the link to the guy whose project car got booted on all four wheels, so he just put it on dollies, wheeled it into his garage, and told the boot company that they can have their boots back whenever they’d like but he’s certainly not paying them anything?

gregorum ,

Lmao, how/why did it get booted?

Revan343 ,

If I recall correctly, it was briefly parked on the street without an HOA parking pass while he reorganized his garage so that he’d have more space to work on it

The boot company ended up calling the cops on him for stealing their boots; “I didn’t steal them, they can have them back whenever they want” was enough that the cops just laughed at the situation and fucked off

kalpol ,

…nicoclub.com/now-with-conclusion-audi-owner-gets…

There is a copy of it, the original appears no longer available

gregorum , (edited )

So, whatever happened to the guy?

Edit: full thread (via copy paste) here, including the final resolution to the story.

big_slap ,

amazing thread lmfao

gregorum ,

Yeah, it took a while to get through, but it was worth it to get to the end!

hOrni ,

Didn’t a guy once park a tank in front of his house and told HOA if that don’t like it they can move it.

AtariDump ,
rockSlayer , to memes in So that's what the different versions of emojis are for

Why is facebook’s grimace so horrifying?

EmpathicVagrant ,

They said no I don’t think just not having lips is terrifying enough, and gave it depth so it feels like it could just bite you at any moment.

thefartographer ,

It’s so fucking cursed…

HonoraryMancunian ,

It looks like it has one of those mouth guards in that dentists use to whiten teeth

PatMustard ,

Reminds me of the overbite Winnie the Pooh meme face with those teeth

rem26_art , to memes in Blender
@rem26_art@fedia.io avatar

blender is truly incredible fr tho

knorke3 ,

waiting for the day when blender becomes an operating system tbh

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