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Flummoxed , to lemmyshitpost in Loading screen

Definitely Hmmm material…

readthemessage , to memes in You ain't fooling anyone

I want to make a dictionary of expressions like these: “results-oriented person” = “someone that gets results in the shit conditions we provide”

LazaroFilm , to memes in Uncanny Valley
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

Yep and they were called Neanderthals.

CobblerScholar ,

But Homo Sapiens readily breeded with not only the Neanderthals but the Denisovans as well

Imgonnatrythis ,

Some of them did. We all know a few people that would go ahead and fuck what the rest of us would be scared to go near. Those genes survived too.

Shard ,

If those genes didn’t exist, you can be pretty sure that lineage would be less likely to survive.

captain_aggravated , to lemmyshitpost in Anti-venom?
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

hoisin sauce.

LeroyJenkins , to lemmyshitpost in Anti-venom?

my friend got killed by an attacking goose when we were kids. I tried to help but the goose was just too brightly colored for me to fight back.

Fades , to memes in You ain't fooling anyone

Hey cool, we work at the same company

NigelFrobisher , to memes in You ain't fooling anyone

“Must be experienced at balancing multiple competing priorities”.

Sam_Bass , to noncredibledefense in Regime change

Nice to know i can mount a minigun in my bed should the need arise

Draegur , to noncredibledefense in Regime change

Technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.

Anticorp , to coffee in How do you store your grounded coffee?

In my belly. Don’t grind the beans until you’re ready to make coffee, and only grind enough for that brew.

almar_quigley ,

You eat the grounds after brewing?!?

Anticorp ,

Doesn’t everyone?

almar_quigley ,

I’ve been missing out this whole time!

Ioughttamow , to lemmyshitpost in Anti-venom?

Take a tincture of lilac and gooseberries

Rozauhtuno , to memes in Uncanny Valley
@Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Ancient androids, obviously.

casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer , to lemmyshitpost in Anti-venom?

bite it back

Inucune , to noncredibledefense in Regime change

Hilux does all the things people wish the cyber truck could do.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Howling

Sendpicsofsandwiches , to lemmyshitpost in Anti-venom?
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I do not like the cobra chicken

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