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Son_of_dad , to lemmyshitpost in The list of senior staff CC'd grows longer

When you grow up in a rough neighborhood, that conch is you watching the neighbors fight and get arrested

DrBob , to lemmyshitpost in Can I drink the hotdog water?

I regret to inform that you too will get old someday and want to go out in public. I’m sorry you had to find out his way.

Vigilante ,

Yeah too many people doesn’t think like that .

GregorGizeh , (edited )

This woman isn’t old old I’m pretty sure. Just someone who has spent way too much time in the sun over the years with no adequate skin protection. 50s I’d guess

dingus ,

Most old people don’t look like this. This woman has had some sort of chronic addiction to tanning. I’ve only seen someone once that looked like this in my nearly 30 years on this planet. I’ve seen plenty of old people. They don’t generally look like this.

DrBob ,

Old people with a deep tan look like this.

But even so, why are people so quick to jump on her for what is clearly a choice? I don’t like nose rings or ear plugs so I don’t have them. So her aesthetic is not what you would choose. Fine. Don’t do it.

RickRussell_CA , to memes in I'm giving them a year until lifetime licenses start to mean nothing.

What amazes me are the number of companies selling “lifetime” VPN service or “lifetime” cloud storage service with a straight face.

Like… that is TRANSPARENTLY a scam. You’re literally gonna sell lifetime licenses to people with more money than common sense, until the entire system is overloaded, then just go out of business.

derpgon ,

I mean, you ARE getti ]ng what you pay for, just not until the end of YOUR lifetime,

merthyr1831 ,

at least with standalone software it’s going to work forever as long as the OS supports it. cant say the same for live service software that you can’t run at home

Ajen ,

How much software is standalone these days, though? It seems like most companies are shifting to SaaS.

merthyr1831 ,

Beyond FOSS there’s not many, though Steam actually has a big catalogue of non-game software that’s standalone

merthyr1831 ,

as long as you can host the “SaaS” elements yourself (nextcloud, for example) there’s a lot more software than you’d initially think. There will always be a market for self-hosted options for cloud software imo: loads of businesses are reluctant to move their internal infrastructure to the cloud

Ajen ,

Nextcloud isn’t SaaS, unless you’re paying someone else to manage your server. Self-hosting is never SaaS.

psud , (edited )

I just bought a lifetime subscription to Nebula (a YouTube-like service akin to a co-op for content creators) and my rationale was

  • Lifetime costs the same as ten years of annual priced subscriptions
  • It will be cheaper than that due to inflation
  • The service has been operating for 5 years, so it’s likely to last at least 10 more
  • The service is philosophically opposed to the sort of place that may try to acquire it

Other stuff, no thanks. Too many practical products (as opposed to entertainment ones) have a great supply of methods to screw you and a great desire to screw you.

avidamoeba , to linuxmemes in I've actually made this into a full video, because I hate myself.
@avidamoeba@lemmy.ca avatar

Let me pull another docker container image, install a flatpak and update my snaps.

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Thcdenton ,
merthyr1831 , to memes in I'm giving them a year until lifetime licenses start to mean nothing.

even if they keep lifetime licenses for now, it’s blatantly obvious how Canva plans to use Embrace, Extend, Extinguish to move people to a subscription service for newer releases.

If adobe can do it with Photoshop et al. without losing its brand reputation, then Affinity will follow suit in due course.

Ajen ,

Yep, they’ll probably stop updating the Affinity product and launch a new product line with annual subscriptions. Probably cloud-based.

merthyr1831 ,

I was more expecting Affinity to integrate and replace features with Canva until a subscription is all but required for basic functionality.

Nfamwap , to lemmyshitpost in Downward log?

Pro tip: get a small folding stool to place your feet on. Straightens out the old poo pipe

nightofmichelinstars ,

Isn’t that what that blue thing is to the right of the toilet?

eezeebee ,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

Nah that’s a TV dinner tray

Kusimulkku ,

Put that io pipe to work

pineapplelover , to lemmyshitpost in Downward log?

You guys don’t have a Squatty Potty?

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

They have a step stool which can get the same results. I have a similar setup.

slowwooderrunsdeep ,

Hell yeah, it’s my stool stool

pineapplelover ,

Same shit (pun intended)

Labtec6 , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Spring has sprung

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  • Vigilante ,

    Unmark yourself as a bot unless ofcourse you intentionally did it.

    Labtec6 ,

    Wtf I need to change my password

    Vigilante ,

    Why ? Just untick the box that says mark yourself as bot or somethin its easy if your own jerboa.

    Labtec6 , (edited )

    I didn’t write that post but it was on my account.

    Edit: I think I did it. Been having to deal with a lot of hackers lately. Having to change a lot of passwords.

    Vigilante , (edited )

    Ok then you should definetly change the passwd and maybe go through your post and comments and nuke the ones you didn’t make ?

    Labtec6 , (edited )

    That was the only one. Changed my pass on all instances. I’m going to do more investigating now. Thank you

    Edit: fuck. I was high on weed and did write it. Fuck me.

    Vigilante ,

    Don’t mention it happy i could help .

    Vigilante ,

    But thats what an imposter would say to convince me that your not in any issue…

    dingus ,

    Lmao it was funny to me how someone would hack into your account on some obscure website and reply with such a benign, non advertisement comment. Glad you got that cleared up haha!

    pyrflie , to lemmyshitpost in Downward log?

    Your hands were open it can’t have been too bad. Grip marks and pulled threads would have been worrying.

    bruhduh ,
    @bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

    Nah, when it was THIS bad in my personal experience, it was so painful that i just beat my head on the side wall and growling just to make pain stop, yes that food poisoning was THAT painful

    Smoogs , to memes in Bring em back

    Back when only men were allowed to hold jobs…

    Jax , (edited )

    Yeah that was always one of the weirder sides of the Patriarchy, establishing naming conventions like the suffix -ess being female but still giving the title High Priestess of Athena Polias to a man.

    Toribor ,
    @Toribor@corndog.social avatar

    In Shakespearean times all cigarette girls were men.

    wildcardology ,

    Priestesses too.

    psud ,

    Men with big boobs

    Alexstarfire , to memes in Bring em back

    Does a priest hunter find new priests, or is it a person who kills priests?

    doingthestuff ,

    Or a priest who also keeps the monastery flush with game meat?

    TK420 ,

    Nah, we should be hunting these monsters

    andrewrgross OP ,

    First one; then the other.

    MrBusiness ,
    whenigrowup356 ,

    Turns out they were basically bounty hunters for Catholic priests during Elizabeth I’s reign.

    MNByChoice ,

    Which “for”?

    Bounty hunters searching for Catholic priests.

    Bounty hunter working for Catholic priests.

    whenigrowup356 ,

    Hunting down Catholic priests

    psud ,

    Liz 1 was Protestant. Catholicism was illegal under her reign

    chalupapocalypse , to lemmyshitpost in Can I drink the hotdog water?
    Track_Shovel OP ,

    Wait, this is actually real? I saw the image a while back and thought it was a shitpost

    Kolanaki ,
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    I mean, it is. It’s just a shitpost made by 7-11 itself in the form of a real beverage.

    dingus ,

    Looks like an April fools thing, but I would definitely be curious enough to try it once if it were real lol

    plz1 , to memes in I'm giving them a year until lifetime licenses start to mean nothing.

    The only time I ever fell for a “lifetime” software purchase was back when Trillian (the IM client) was popular. That lasted less than 5 years. Then they released “Astas”, which was just a UI refresh, but they treated it like it was a whole new company and product. “Lifetime” is always a scam.

    CosmicTurtle ,

    Yup. Never ever buy lifetime licenses.

    Even on software you love. Especially for software you love.

    Xanvial ,

    The alternative usually is subscription, is that better?

    CosmicTurtle ,

    If it’s for software you like, yes. Lemmy apps are a great example of this.

    A lifetime license isn’t going to sustain the dev long term. If you like the app, buy a monthly subscription that gives them predictable income every month. Do a year if you feel confident about it. But honestly monthly is probably best.

    For shitty corporate apps like Adobe, pirate that shit.

    RaoulDook ,

    No. It is not the consumer’s job to support the software developers. It is the software developers’ job to develop a product that they can make a living on.

    leggettc18 ,

    That’s… what the subscription cost is for. For the developer to make a living.

    RaoulDook ,

    You act like nobody can make a living without these bullshit subscriptions. That is simply not the case, and anyone who disagrees is brainwashed by subscription pushers. You are being fleeced like sheep with all these bullshit subscriptions.

    Software developers have been around for many decades, making damn good money all over the place. Only in the recent years have the software companies turned to the subscription model for everything, because their accountants figured out it makes them more money over the long term.

    Again, it is not OUR job to support them. It is THEIR job to support themselves by making a product that people want to buy. I don’t want to buy their subscriptions, so they are doing a bad job of marketing to me.

    I bought Affinity Photo because their software marketing was more attractive to me than any of Adobe’s bullshit subscriptions. I will continue to use the product I paid for (once) indefinitely, and if it stops getting updates I will still be able to use it as long as I want because I control its installation locally.

    Kusimulkku ,

    🏴‍☠️🦜

    RaoulDook ,

    Nope. I’m here to tell you from 20 years of IT experience, you should definitely get perpetual licenses, whether they call them “lifetime” or not. Fuck all subscriptions.

    ShortFuse ,

    I’m enjoying my Plex one and Nexus Mods. The latter one was in 2013 and cost me $40. Today the yearly subscription is $70.

    criitz ,

    I got a Plex lifetime sub back in the day. They never got rid of it, but they did enshittify the product out from under me.

    asbestos ,
    @asbestos@lemmy.world avatar

    Jellyfin 💪🏻

    criitz ,

    Im using Jellyfin now. It’s great, but it doesn’t have the same support across platforms. It was nice to have a native Plex app on the TV, Xbox, etc. I’m now just switching to Chromecasts on the TVs and teaching my wife to use the app for everything.

    neo2478 ,

    I tried it, but not only does the experience not feel nearly as polished, the performance is much worse than Plex in my experience.

    AtariDump ,

    Similar.

    And no Plexamp.

    4grams ,
    @4grams@awful.systems avatar

    Same here, although I’m still using it. It’s doing what I got it for and some of the additions are welcome (I use live TV fairly often and some friends and I are sharing libraries) but I have been concerned. What made you switch and did you find something better?

    criitz ,

    I still actively use Plex, but I’ve been trying Jellyfin. It’s almost there but still has some work to do to catch up to Plex fully. However, its wonderfully free from bloat. I can’t stand all the crap they’ve added to Plex. Especially when I search for content that’s IN MY LIBRARY and the result it sends me to is a streaming service I don’t even have. 😡

    ITGuyLevi ,

    I still find myself using Plex for its native DVR functions. NextDVR alway seemed a little bit buggier, after finally getting an IPTV source working in Plex I went back (at least for DVR stuff).

    Edit: forgot to add, Plexamp and the way Plex does its sonic analysis is worth the lifetime subscription cost to me.

    4grams ,
    @4grams@awful.systems avatar

    Yeah, I have never really used search for that same reason, I don’t have enough to lose track of anyway.

    Thanks for the reply though. I hear about jellyfin a lot and my needs are simple so I’m gonna give it a go.

    Zuberi ,
    @Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Plex is such ass

    Agrivar ,

    Scooping up a lifetime sub to Nexus, back when they were still available, might have been one of my best online moves. If a game can be modded, I will be modding it - I get SO much value from that one-time investment.

    Jakeroxs ,

    Facts

    Kusimulkku ,

    Something about paying for mods seems so wrong to me

    vodka ,

    You’re not paying for mods though, you’re paying for faster downloads and no ads.

    Kusimulkku ,

    $40 or these days $70 yearly for that?!? Jesus

    vodka ,

    Oh yeah I mean, it’s expensive. But if you’re very much into modding and like me don’t like your gbit download speed to be limited to 3mbit or whatever the free thing is… I get paying it.

    I wouldn’t pay for what yearly costs now, but the 40eur lifetime price 10 years ago sure wasn’t a bad deal.

    ShortFuse ,

    Also you’re supporting modders through Donation Points. Creators get real money proportional to mod download count. The mods are still free, to clarify.

    7U5K3N ,

    Yep. I bought Plex pass lifetime for $60 a while back. It came with plexamp which allowed me stream music to my phone.

    Which after Google play music was murdered I vowed never to do a streaming service again.

    So that was worth it.

    Say what you want about the direction Plex is going currently… But as of now it 100% meets my needs.

    AtariDump ,

    Plexamp is amazing.

    lud ,

    You can get Plex lifetime for around 80 USD during their occasional sales. I bought a lifetime sub for ≈80 USD on 2020-11-30

    FenrirIII ,
    @FenrirIII@lemmy.world avatar

    Lifetime is only as good as the contract terms.

    TrickDacy ,

    I have paid for lifetime licenses a couple times and haven’t had an issue

    spencer ,

    Honestly the way I always look at it is just take the lifetime cost and divide it by the yearly cost and if I think the product/license deal will exist for that long (and I’ll use it for that long) it’s worth it otherwise not. Like, I have lifetime Plex and frankly I don’t expect the, to exist forever but I like the premium features and I’ve had lifetime for long enough that I’ve saved money.

    plz1 ,

    Yeah, Plex lifetime was worth it.

    brbposting ,

    What do you mean? It was lifetime - lasted for the lifetime of the product.

    Ohhh you thought they meant YOUR lifetime! Ooopsies

    RobertoOberto ,

    If you read the fine print, many “lifetime” warranties are like this too. They mean the “lifetime of the product” which is usually defined in the same fine print as like, 5 years or some other bullshit timespan.

    Marin_Rider ,

    yep I think osprey bags did something similar

    psud ,

    It can be your lifetime, if that’s shorter.

    With physical products it can be the “reasonable lifetime” of that class of product

    Jubei_K_08 , to lemmyshitpost in Downward log?

    You’re all alone, scared, sweating, fuckin’ leg shaking, dreading having to reach back there, and, indeed, you know it’s your life on the line. I’ve only been on that battlefield once in my life and I gotta say, it changes you. Hopefully it also changes your diet.

    Kusimulkku ,

    I’ll try to eat less norovirus in the future

    captain_aggravated , to lemmyshitpost in Downward log?
    @captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I think we’ve all had that one where you needed to push with your calves, triceps and eyelids.

    GBU_28 ,

    Push? Naw. But I’ve had food poisoning and you feel like you need to hold on to something nailed down.

    Then, as a fun side quest, you start vomiting too. Forward lean, trashcan ahead, Jesus take the wheel

    the_third ,

    You, sir, have a way with words.

    brbposting ,
    Rusty ,

    I never had anything like this, you people need to eat more vegetables.

    Kusimulkku ,

    This is the same as the people who always suggest you drink more water without actually knowing anything about the situation.

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