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dragontangram88 , to lemmyshitpost in Downward log?
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Hopefully this isn’t someone testing out a new dance move. Twerking toilets does not need to be the next big TikTok event.

Daxtron2 , (edited )

I take it you haven’t seen skibidi toilet

dragontangram88 ,
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That what?

Daxtron2 ,

it’s an extremely popular among late Gen z and gen alpha gmod animated series on YouTube.

dragontangram88 ,
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I googled it, and it’s terrifying. Bad idea to Google that before bed. Thank you for enlightening me on that. I will never look at the toilet the same way again.

MossyFeathers , to lemmyshitpost in Can I drink the hotdog water?

Jesus Christ someone save her.

PopcornPrincess ,

Too late. Save the kid from her influence.

watersnipje ,

This picture is decades old, this woman is long dead.

MossyFeathers ,

Yeah, it was sad to hear about her demise. At least she brought some happiness to hotdog enjoyers around the globe.

WhatsHerBucket , to lemmyshitpost in Downward log?
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Definitely a shit post

GladiusB ,
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A Lemmy shit post

dingus , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Can I drink the hotdog water?

I saw a person irl like this once and only once in my life more than a decade ago. It was wild. I had never seen a leather bag human before. The lady clearly had some sort of tanning addiction or something.

rob_t_firefly , to lemmyshitpost in Can I drink the hotdog water?
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Roller grills don’t use water.

froh42 , to lemmyshitpost in Spring has sprung

I know, shitpost.

But: A few years ago the front right spring broke on my Peugeot 307 van, dug itself into the tire and ripped of the tire when I tried to. move the car. (It was parked when it happened)

Two hours before I had driven that van on the Autobahn at its vmax of about 180kph (about 110mph)

Ripping off the front tire would NOT have been a fun situation.

hollunder , (edited )

Yeah my car mechanic told me that some cars/manufacturers have exactly this design flaw where the end of the broken spring slides out and pierces the tire. He mentioned that also BMWs do this. I previously had a VW Golf and had broken springs like 4 times (used to drive a lot on unpaved country and forest roads for work) which luckily doesn’t do this. The rest of the spring stays in and sometimes we only noticed a spring was broken again during inspection. Sometimes I heard the broken part rattle while driving on uneven terrain. Don’t know where I would have ended if every broken spring had pierced a tire…

Track_Shovel OP ,

While it’s a shitpost, it is entirely real. Pulled this from my neighborhood FB group.

Terrifying

Shady_Shiroe , to lemmyshitpost in Can I drink the hotdog water?
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My skin hurts now

GlitchyDigiBun ,
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You know that shit’s gonna peel like a boiled egg

riodoro1 , to lemmyshitpost in Spring has sprung

Lowering package installed successfully.

connaisseur ,

Unintentionally seemingly

TwinTusks , to memes in I'm giving them a year until lifetime licenses start to mean nothing.
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Not only software license, I believe any products “lifetime” comes with a lot of caveates.

Case in point, I purchased a fountain pen a decade ago, and started to leak (a crack around the threads) a few year back. The company is known for its lifetime warranty and good customer service, as per the warranty, it said if the product is defective (which I believe leaking pen body is), I am entilted for a replacement part or a new model of the same price if the pen is no longer in production. I reached out to customer service and was told, they can’t supply a replacement part because the pen is no longer in production and I’m not entitled to a new model because they doesn’t deem a leaking body a defect.

Hylactor ,

Why would you not name the company? If they won’t protect you, you are not obligated to protect them.

ToyDork ,

Maybe he is an employee who bought the pen with employee discount? Just saying that’s possible, even though it’s a complete guess.

TwinTusks ,
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Ah, nope. Average consumer

ToyDork ,

Fair enough.

TwinTusks ,
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You are absolutely right.

The company is “Franklin-Christoph”

BreakDecks ,

It looks like you can just ship the pen to them and request a repair or replacement. Maybe just ignore whatever the customer support rep said and follow this instead: www.franklin-christoph.com/pages/warranty

TwinTusks ,
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It never dawned on me that I can just ship it. I always tend to contact customer service before doing anything.

Anyways I have moved to a new country, it is kind of costly to ship a pen internationally (I am also afraid it’ll get lost somewhere since it’s such small package), added the uncertainty of they (Franklin-Christoph) would honor it, I am quite hesitant to do it.

theOneTrueSpoon ,

they doesn’t deem a leaking body a defect

Does that mean they purposely design their pens to leak? If it’s not a defect, it must be by design, right? Unless the user did something to break it, accidentally or otherwise

TwinTusks , (edited )
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I believe they just chalked it up as normal wear and tear.

Update: The leak is from the threads where the pen cap screws on the pen, there is a argument here as to I twist it too tight, and over the years there developed a crack. You can barely see the crack, but its enough for the ink to leak bleed through.

psud , (edited )

Twsbi - a Korean pen manufacturer - had some bad plastic in one of their production runs, the body of the pen would crack in its threads at the tail of the pen

They handled it properly, I sent them an email with a photo of the damage, they asked for my postal address and sent me a replacement body. The reassembled pen has been working happily now several years later

I now have five twsbi pens (four piston fillers, one vacuum filler - the vac mini doesn’t leak on planes)

I have never tested the warranties on Zippo lighters or Maglite lights

*Edited spelling of twsbi

TwinTusks ,
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You meant Twsbi, its a Taiwanese manufacturer. Yes, their customer service is top notch! I also have a cracked cap from my Twsbi mini, and they sent me a replacement even without a picture (infact they sent it twice, because I didnt specified my pen color, so they sent it again).

psud ,

That’s the one :)

citrusface , to lemmyshitpost in Ouuu

I can’t stop giggling at this.

GBU_28 ,

I’ve loved this meme for years. Always a winner

brbposting ,

Is your favorite version one of these or the overcropped OP?

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/26c3c8b9-14ff-4743-8966-9d3c9c529678.jpeg

GBU_28 ,

Hell yeah brother

siipale ,

I like the Impact font one the best. Makes it more old school. Someone should make a motivational poster of this because we clearly don’t have enough of this meme.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

I wanna know more about what that guy is doing with his thumb to make that woman happy like that

stebo02 , to mildlyinteresting in I received this "free gift" with an Aliexpress order
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what’s inside?

ComfortableRaspberry ,

At least the baggy says “contact lens case”.

prole ,

I’m going to guess feces?

NekoRogue OP ,

There’s nothing in it, it’s just a case for holding contact lenses apparently.

stebo02 ,
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so… do you have any contact lenses?

NekoRogue OP ,

I do not.

stebo02 , (edited )
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I guess you now have a birthday gift for a friend with contact lenses

grimacefry , to memes in I'm giving them a year until lifetime licenses start to mean nothing.
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The only two that have been good to me and still going strong is Plex and PocketCasts with their lifetime memberships. That was a good deal. But too many to name that turned out to absolutely not lifetime. GPS systems definitely the worst culprits.

aulin ,

I was so close to buying PocketCasts’ lifetime license, and then they switched to subscription-only. Still salty about it, because it’s the best podcatcher by far!

DLSantini ,

Wait, do we actually get something for our old lifetime Pocketcasts licenses? Because I remember when they switched the app to being free, with any extra features being locked behind a subscription, existing licenses holders got… not anything, as far as I remember. I’ve been using the app daily for years now, and have no reason to give it up, but I don’t feel like having bought the license back in the day is getting me anything extra over what a new free-tier user is getting now. Am I missing something?

lud ,

…pocketcasts.com/…/lifetime-access-to-pocket-cast…

Apparently lifetime only applies to the web app or something.

I have never heard of that app so I don’t know much.

andrew ,
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Plex has been good to me but I grow ever more concerned that they will drop lifetime Plex pass features as they become more focused on being a provider of media and not just a streaming middleman.

psud ,

Huh. Years ago I tried pocket casts, podcast addict, and podcast republic. I chose republic since it fitted my usage better. They have not gone subscription. I bought the app once years ago and that’s been it. I’m not sure if the free version is ad supported.

I would have been very disappointed had I bought pocket casts and then found I was locked out of some features later. I have dropped other apps that did that, after leaving them bad reviews

lud , to memes in I'm giving them a year until lifetime licenses start to mean nothing.

For Context here is one Email I got from Affinity yesterday:

To our amazing Affinity community,

Today marks a momentous new chapter in our journey together.

I am thrilled to announce that Affinity is joining the Canva family.

This is a moment of great excitement, anticipation, and profound gratitude for all of you who have been part of our story so far.

We know that those of you who’ve put your faith in Affinity, some since we launched our very first Mac app, will have questions about what this means for the future of our products. Since the inception of Affinity, our mission has been to empower creatives with tools that unleash their full potential, fostering a community where innovation and artistry flourish. We’ve worked tirelessly to challenge the status quo, delivering professional-grade creative software that is both accessible and affordable.

None of that changes today.

In Canva, we’ve found a kindred spirit who can help us take Affinity to new levels. Their extra resources will mean we can deliver much more, much faster. Beyond that, we can forge new horizons for Affinity products, opening up a world of possibilities that would never previously have been achievable.

Canva’s revolutionary approach to design democratisation and commitment to empowering everyone to create aligns perfectly with our core values and vision. This union is a testament to what can be achieved when two companies that share a common goal of making design accessible and enjoyable for everyone come together.

I want to express my deepest gratitude to our incredible Affinity team. Your passion, dedication, and relentless pursuit of excellence have been the driving force behind our success so far, and I can’t wait to continue this journey with you all.

To our loyal users and the creative community, your support and feedback have been invaluable, we hope this this FAQ will answer many of your questions.

You’ve inspired us to push boundaries and continuously improve, and we’re excited to embark on this new chapter together.

You helped us start a movement.

Today, that movement becomes a revolution.

With heartfelt thanks, Ash Hewson - Affinity CEO

Ashley Hewson

CEO

Another Email I got today:

The Affinity and Canva Pledge

By the Affinity and Canva Teams

As we step into our shared future, we are committing to four pledges that we’re excited to share with the current and future Affinity community. https://email.affinity.serif.com/Images/2024/March/Pledge/pledges-email-image6.png

Earlier this week we shared the news that Affinity had been acquired by Canva. As the dust settles on the announcement, we wanted to say more about our future and our commitment to the Affinity community.

Since our inception, both of our companies have shared the same mission and vision. We were both founded with the belief that design shouldn’t be limited to those who can afford complex software. Our goal has been to make the highest quality design tools available to the largest number of people with fair, transparent and affordable pricing at our core. By joining forces, we’re looking forward to accelerating this shared vision.

Above all, together, we’re committed to continuing and amplifying Affinity’s position as the highest-quality professional-grade design suite on the market, while continuing to empower millions of designers to unlock their creativity and achieve their goals.

1. We are committed to fair, transparent and affordable pricing, including the perpetual licenses that have made Affinity special.

We share a commitment to making design fairer and more accessible. For Canva, this has meant making our core product available for free to millions of people across the globe, and for Affinity, this has meant a fairly priced perpetual license model. We know this model has been a key part of the Affinity offering and we are committed to continue to offer perpetual licenses in the future.

If we do offer a subscription, it will only ever be as an option alongside the perpetual model, for those who prefer it. This fits with enabling Canva users to start adopting Affinity. It could also allow us to offer Affinity users a way to scale their workflows using Canva as a platform to share and collaborate on their Affinity assets, if they choose to.

2. We will double down on expanding Affinity’s products through continued investment in Affinity as a standalone product suite.

We believe Affinity is the highest-quality professional-grade design suite on the market. It’s non-destructive, super fast, and easy to use. As such, we want to reassure you that it isn’t going anywhere.

In fact, we’re committed to using our shared resources to continue expanding Affinity’s products through further investment in Affinity as a standalone product suite. We’re looking forward to accelerating the rollout of highly requested features such as variable font support, blend and width tools, auto object selection, multi-page spreads, ePub export and much more.

These additions will further cement Affinity as the best advanced design suite on the market and will be released over the coming year as free updates to V2.

3. We will provide Affinity free for schools & NFPs.

Canva, which has pledged 30% of its value as a company towards doing good in the world through its two-step plan, offers premium plans at no cost to schools and NFPs all over the world. More than 60 million students and teachers, plus 600,000 charities and registered nonprofits, benefit from this each month.

We’re excited to extend this programme to include free access for schools and nonprofits to Designer, Photo and Publisher. These professional-grade tools will add enormous value to this free offering, helping millions of students to master the craft of design, and empowering mission driven organisations to amplify their voices and maximize their impact.

We’ll share more details on this in the coming months, including what it means for our education and NFP customers that already use Affinity.

4. We are committed to listening and being led by the design community at every step in this journey.

Affinity and Canva were both founded on the basis that their respective communities – of expert and non-expert designers – deserved better. The tools available were overly complex, overly priced, or both. We know designers deserve better. They deserve the highest quality tools to serve their needs and they deserve to be treated fairly.

We also believe the design community also knows best what it needs. As such, we are committed to shaping our products based on your ideas, your feedback and your needs. To kick things off, we’d love to learn more about what you’d like to see as we embark on this next chapter of our journey. What would you like to see in Affinity? What features have you been dreaming of? What would you love to achieve? We’d love to hear from you here.

Thank you to everyone who has been an integral part of the journey so far. We’re excited for the future and can’t wait to see what we can build together.

With gratitude and excitement, The Affinity and Canva Teams

All links and images are from the email and not mine. I also replicated their email formatting in Markdown to make it easier to read on Lemmy.

psud ,

None of that changes today

(It’ll take weeks, at least before we start screwing you)

MonkeMischief , to memes in I'm giving them a year until lifetime licenses start to mean nothing.

I’m still crazy salty about when I invested ~$250 to get the Substance Painter + Designer suite, and got the “We’Re JoInInG tHe AdObE fAMiLy wooo!” Email…

Followed by the “Don’t worry we’ll still let you get indie licenses” email…

Followed by the “It’s gonna be subscription only but you can still keep the never-will-be-upgraded indie version we’re discontinuing.”

How can the likes of Adobe and Autodesk be so garbage and yet everything they taint with their miasmal existence is or becomes “InDuStRy StAnDaRd”? At this point I refuse to touch Adobe stuff partly because their membership is harder to quit than a gym, and the rest is just out of sheer spite.

I just refuse to use commercial creative software at this point. The blatant rug pulling is just expected now.

telllos ,

They are really good to push product with very cheap licences to students. Then it’s not easy to learn a new tool.

lud ,

I wouldn’t call their licences very cheap for students.

You can apparently only get discounts on their bundle which includes all their programs and the discount gets worse after year one.

It’s a decent discount but it’s still expensive.

psud ,

The alternative tools are disabled by the patents Adobe holds. They have to find other ways of implementing many techniques

HoustonHenry , to lemmyshitpost in Downward log?

I don’t see anything to clench teeth on…rookie mistake!

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