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Godric , to greentext in Anon doesn't like any web browsers
LostWanderer , to lemmyshitpost in I diagnose you with dystopia

ROFL It’s tragic that Amazon is in the insurance game…That’s when you know it’s a true dystopian present getting started in full gear.

ryathal ,

This looks like a low end concierge medicine program more than insurance.

LostWanderer ,

I just tried to say something sarcastic but, yeah; In truth, I do agree with your assessment of Amazon OneHealth. As it’s a hybrid of a low end concierge medicine program with a tiny amount of insurance-like benefits.

FunkyMonk ,

Started? Oh sweet summers child, Sony has been making more in the life insurance raquet than anything else Sony makes for decades... and they are one of the few megacorps I still buy from.

LostWanderer ,

I was never aware of that fact, as I never expected that Sony would be in on that kind of scheme! There’s too much going on and I simply can’t take it all in. However, this doesn’t surprise me as megacorps will do whatever it takes to make as much money as possible! Since buying power makes right (up until they get a firm slap on the wrist). 🥴

grue ,

Sony… and they are one of the few megacorps I still buy from.

Dear God, why? Between the continuous pushing of proprietary formats and the fucking rootkit they inflicted on people via music CDs almost two decades ago, they were one of the first megacorps I started boycotting!

Bonje OP ,
@Bonje@lemmy.world avatar

Highjacking to shout out a good method to the madness that is American health insurance.

A terrible guide to the terrible terminology of the U.S. health insurance by brian david gilbert

Kyrrrr , to lemmyshitpost in eyecandyn't
henfredemars ,

Oh god my eyes

What a terrible day to know how to read

Ragdoll_X , (edited )
@Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world avatar

That’s exactly the kind of comment I’d expect from a MF called “SatansMaggotyCumFart”

Shadowedcross ,

Ahhh, the duality of man.

objectionist ,

This is not the first time that legend has posted.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/dcadd122-4ee7-46f0-9a2f-967e132a1419.jpeg

themeatbridge , to funny in The one person allowed to yell in the movie theater

Kinda feels like, if you’re name-dropped in the movie, you get the right to respond. Everyone else, though…

taanegl , to lemmyshitpost in What a deal!

If there’s a Toyota underneath, then this is a better Cybertruck than Tesla’s Cybertruck.

vrek , to funny in Probably should've invested in some anti-virus program ...

I’ve told this story before it’s funny so I’ll repeat it… It was the early 2000s and I heard a song on the radio where a man made a bunch of funny sounds with his voice and the only lyrics I remembered were “I’m the scat man”. I was interested to see what else he made…

I went on to kazza and search “scat man”, found a video I assumed was a music video and downloaded… Several hours later (56k modem)…

My childhood was lost forever.

shplane OP ,

Can definitely relate. Exploring rotten.com made quick work of my childhood innocence

Hupf ,

Skibidi before it was cool

NeptuneOrbit , to lemmyshitpost in It's important to get a good interest rate

I looked into using this type of service to pay for a modest purchase. A luxury of sorts. Something I had the cash for, but felt weird about paying all $600 or so for. I thought, maybe an interest free loan would be cool?

So i start to pay for the thing with klarna or whatever. And I see it’s only a six week loan. Wait, my credit card is a free six week loan (give or take). Wtf. I’d have to pay the thing off faster than just using a credit card.

I talked myself out of buying whatever it was.

BluesF ,

Six weeks seems very short, all the services I’ve seen are three payments over three months.

BowtiesAreCool ,

PayPal pay in 4 is 6 weeks. It splits into 4 payments, 1 due now, 1 after 2 weeks, one after 4 weeks and one after 6 weeks

thatKamGuy ,

I’ve used similar services to this in the past; not because I couldn’t afford something up front - but because I wanted to amortise the purchase across a pretty short (8 week) period.

Why not just use a credit card? I did. As a semi-regular user of the service, it was set up in such a way that it would bill the first 25% of my purchase after 2 weeks, and again every 2 weeks after that.

So not only was I getting an additional interest-free time stacking the 2 week period with my CC’s billing cycle; but I was earning loyalty/rewards points with both programs simultaneously.

Carighan , to mildlyinfuriating in Yes, you cannot, so to do it do like this
@Carighan@lemmy.world avatar

This is why AI is not actually a good solution. Perfect example.

gorysubparbagel ,

It can save you a lot of time when it’s right though:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e061af5c-5d7e-41c6-8a9f-9cf915e8aad8.png

cosmicrookie OP ,
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

Facebook does not allow you to create multiple accounts though, so it is practically wrong

thequantumcog ,
@thequantumcog@lemmy.world avatar

No, you can create multiple accounts, but using different emails.

Nouveau_Burnswick ,

Facebook is a community where people use their authentic identities. It’s against the Facebook Community Standards to maintain more than one personal account.

So yes, you CAN, but it’s against their community standards.

cosmicrookie OP ,
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

You risk them deleting your additional accounts, if they find out that you have made multiple accounts, even with different emails. Seem from a business perspective, it would be way too risky to create an account like that to run your business account, because you risk it being banned. and we all know how well Facebook support works, in order to resolve conflicts like these

thequantumcog ,
@thequantumcog@lemmy.world avatar

You can make multiple accounts admin of a Facebook page, even if one account is banned, you can still manage your page.

I am talking from experience.

cosmicrookie OP , (edited )
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

It doesn’t change the fact that you are breaking their rules. You can also go 200 miles an hour on the interstate if you want and boast that you can do it based on personal experience. You won’t come back to tell people of the consequences though

thisbenzingring ,

In general nobody can do 200 miles an hour on the interstate, even if you wanted to. Even the cars that can do 200 are rev locked to keep them below 150. Maybe 2% of the cars that can do 200 can actually reach that speed.

Cryophilia ,

Thanks, Captain Pedantry

thisbenzingring ,

Use better analogies.

hordenduopol ,

Everyone’s gangsta with their extra accounts until the ban hits and an important revenue generating business page (and all other accounts related to it too) are gone for good.

thisbenzingring ,

hehe what did you do?

thequantumcog ,
@thequantumcog@lemmy.world avatar

I just made a separate Facebook account for my business. That’s all. I am not managing the business anymore. But the account still works.

Funkytom467 ,
@Funkytom467@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not familiar with Facebook, but if you can’t create a business account without a personal account, how would you create one without having multiple accounts?

cosmicrookie OP ,
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

Business accounts are actually called pages. They are created inside their platform by personal accounts. A user can create multiple pages about anything really

Cryophilia ,

The question was “without a personal account”, not “without using my existing personal account”. So it’s correct, you first must create a personal account, but misleading in that it implies one person can have multiple personal accounts.

cosmicrookie OP ,
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

Are you AI?

Cryophilia ,
brbposting ,

Aside from the fact it’s essentially wrong in your screenshot, you can never trust it so it always requires a follow up web search or something.

Love it for philosophy and text revision where it just has to get you to think or rephrase in a way you can easily vet with your own brain.

herrcaptain , to lemmyshitpost in Always CYA

I feel like CK3 or Rimworld are better used for this cover.

A legitimate question one might ask in CK3 is “How do I kill the pope?”

In Rimworld you might ask, “How do I make hats out of human leather?”

Unless modding has gotten out of control, I don’t think either of those are possible in Minecraft.

RandomVideos ,

The holy mod allows you to summon the pope and numerous mods add a way to convert rotten flesh into leather, which is dropped by a mob really similar to the playet(i couldnt find a better mod for that)

herrcaptain ,

Ok, I should have guessed that mods would make things weird.

Thrashy ,
@Thrashy@lemmy.world avatar

The heyday of the Eve Online subreddit was great for this shit, and it was always good for a laugh when something that made complete sense in-game hit r/all and started freaking people out. Some bangers were:

  • How do I sell a hanger full of corpses?
  • I just killed someone for the first time! I’m so excited!
  • Does anyone know if drug production is a good source of income?
  • I want to kill someone, I need help.
  • Did you ever regret killing someone?
  • Industry Question: Drug Labs
  • Assasination Request
threelonmusketeers ,

Anything similar over at !eveonline?

BrokenGlepnir ,

How do I EAT the pope.

melpomenesclevage ,

in rimworld, most things you do sound lime crimes against humanity.

SlopppyEngineer , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is in Florida, has a car.

The fake government he says while driving on roads built by the government.

FireWire400 ,
@FireWire400@lemmy.world avatar

on fake roads built by the fake government

fify

SlopppyEngineer ,

No transportation without taxation

Illuminostro ,

Paid for by all his fellow citizens.

DJDarren , to funny in The US has so much space

Here in the UK I could spend 13 hours on the M25 and would have only gone four junctions. The American mind cannot comprehend this.

BottleOfAlkahest ,

Maybe not most of America but LA has some famously grueling traffic.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

You can do the same thing a few different ways on I-40. For real along a stretch in New Mexico and Texas, there’s very little between Santa Rosa and Amarillo. You can also do it here on the east coast, if you do about 40 laps of Raleigh, 25 if one of those hours is between 5 and 6 pm.

hessenjunge ,

I, a German, am also struggling with travel times/distances in Britain.

Me: (looks at map) I should be there in 1h tops.

Hours pass…

Me: I’m only half way there? WTF!

chiliedogg ,

We have that in Texas too.

There are millions of cars in the Austin area, and at any given time all of them are on Mopac.

Starkstruck , to mildlyinfuriating in They really want people to RTO

That is straight up not what bed rotting is. Bed rotting is when you’re so depressed you can’t bring yourself to get out of bed at all. Like, it’s a mental health condition, not lazyness.

EvilFonzy , to lemmyshitpost in Progress!

In my experience, the best way to make 8 hours feel like a thousand years is to get a job in IT.

BeigeAgenda ,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

Yes, Let them single step using the same input data for a couple of weeks that will teach them!

tacosanonymous ,

Just make them do planks all day.

BaronVonBort , to mildlyinteresting in This bamboo stalk got snapped almost completely in half during a storm two years ago, and yet it still lives.

Nothing can kill bamboo. That’s why it’s considered invasive in areas it’s not local to, it just goes

atocci ,

MFW I introduce bamboo to my Animal Crossing New Leaf town

caut_R ,

Get offerings ready to worship your new bamboo overlords

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

If bamboo worked in Animal Crossing the way it does IRL, I’d make sure to never plant any because it would replace weeds faster than weeds appear. You walk out of your house the next day and it’d just be a wall of bamboo. Timmy and Tommy would die of starvation as I am unable to make it to the town center and pay off my debts to them or deliver any fruit.

atocci ,

They nerfed the bamboo in New Horizons. In New Leaf for the 3DS, it’s pretty much exactly how you described.

dalekcaan ,

Flowers are the real invasive species there. Unchecked those fuckers just go.

Kerb ,
@Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

not only that, its also incredibly hard to contain.

threelonmusketeers ,

That’s what I keep hearing, but all the bamboo I’ve tried to grow died after a couple of years. Am I doing something wrong?

DigitalDruid ,

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  • threelonmusketeers ,

    Take your upvote and get out!

    HelixDab2 ,

    It really depends on the species of bamboo, and where you plant it. Some bamboo species grow with rhizomes, so once it’s established, good luck getting rid of it. IIRC it’s golden bamboo that is a problem in the south. But it doesn’t grow nearly as fast as people think; it’s not kudzu. And it really needs full sun, so it doesn’t get established unless it’s away from large trees.

    There are a few spots on my commute that have been taken over by bamboo. They’re pretty isolated from each other. If I was going to guess, I’d say that both were planted intentionally to control erosion.

    Mikufan , to funny in Transformation complete

    Omg how? Where is the jaw?!?

    some_guy ,

    He simply absorbs objects.

    RamblingPanda ,

    He shaved it off by accident :-(

    Assman ,
    @Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

    That’s what you get when you buy Nickel Shave Club

    RamblingPanda ,

    Does he at least get his Nickelback?

    Assman ,
    @Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Yeah but a guy comes and throws it at your forehead

    intensely_human ,

    It hurts for a bit, but then you get a straight buzz

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