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Illuminostro ,

FUCK. YOUR. DIVIDENDS.

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Inability.

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I’m a big fan of veal, so eat their children first.

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He won’t. The Heritage Foundation’s long game has finally come to fruition. The SCOTUS is bought and paid for. Bribes of politicians are perfectly legal. They’ve already won. It’s all downhill from here. Leave the US while you can. As soon as my Mom dies, which will be very soon, I’m checking out. I’ve lived 53 years, long enough, and I’m not married, no kids. I won’t live in the United Reich of America.

Illuminostro ,

What’s the tensile strength of a rainbow?

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A girl my friend dated once asked why islands don’t float away. She was in Gifted classes.

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That has to be satire…

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Silly consumer. You thought you owned your copy of Windows. You LEASED it! "

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You never did. You LEASED it.

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This guy exterminates.

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I’m lazy, I just nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

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“Ain’t no Leggrabber gonna git me!”

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And you linking to a direct malware .zip package.

Illuminostro ,

“I LOVE MONEY, TOO, YOU BIG MEANIES!”

Lemmy.ml tankie censorship problem

I feel like we need to talk about Lemmy’s massive tankie censorship problem. A lot of popular lemmy communities are hosted on lemmy.ml. It’s been well known for a while that the admins/mods of that instance have, let’s say, rather extremist and onesided political views. In short, they’re what’s colloquially referred to...

Illuminostro ,

Gaslight. Obstruct. PROJECT.

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A woman near my hometown strangled a rabid bobcat that came after her daughter with her bare hands. Multiple broken fingers, major lacerations, but she got him. Barely. Bobcats are 2 to 3 times the size of a housecat, for those who don’t know.

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Well, that’s just loser talk. ALWAYS nuke from orbit.

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Fuck Putin.

Illuminostro ,

Fuck Putin.

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The the longest way to say “N@#$%r” I’ve ever seen.

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“I bet you hold her hand and kiss her. A hand and mouth that’s had dick in it. F@g!”

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I’d settle for permanent house arrest in Idaho, with a permanent ban from any and all forms of media. He’ll be dead soon, and obscurity would be the the ultimate form of punishment for a malignant narcissist.

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The smart ones know exactly what they’re doing.

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That’s why guillotines are plan B.

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But idiots who romanticize and glamorize them are.

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A Black Asshole, if you will.

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Making Musk stand while he sits was the entire point of the photo.

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Why does that strike me as obscene?

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Do you even lift, bro? These pythons are sculpted pieces of art!

Illuminostro ,

This guy gets it.

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She’s a typical modern Republican politician. She loves money, and will support literally anyone who cuts taxes, and works to remove regulations that hinder profit. That’s it. That’s all they care about. All the culture war stuff is to keep the poors blaming each other than coming after her masters.

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That comes with the ideology.

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And it will be the end of popular elections, period. Congratulations, assholes, you got your dictatorship to own the cucks.

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RTFM.

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👍

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What a badass…

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So… you’re saying he will be a future Republican President. Great…

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He deserves 15 to Life in a Supermax.

Dr. Pulaski Appreciation Post (startrek.website)

I don’t know whether it’s a popular opinion or not, but I think Dr. Pulaski was a great character and I found her much more interesting than Dr. Crusher. I don’t know if it was down to the writing or the performance but Pulaski is one of the best parts of season 2 and I would have been happy to see her character continue....

Illuminostro ,

“Dammit Jean-Luc, I’m a doctor, not a doppelganger!”

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The lengths that gamers will go to to defend games that are literal murder simulators and military recuitment tools is delusional, and sad. We’re not talking about Legend of Zelda, or Gran Turismo. CoD is modeled on real world weapons, some of which can be bought by the public RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

If that pisses you off, I don’t care. If you’re such a narcissistic little bitch that you think I’m speaking about you specifically, grow the fuck up and go see a pychiatrist. Your hobby isn’t worth the lives of children because some psycho was desensitized to guns by a fucking murder simulator.

Illuminostro ,

youtu.be/5XymelxbVpA

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Plus 5 potion of Self Sabotage.

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That hyper sex drive doesn’t lessen until you’re 40.

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Because when having it with someone who you really dig, and they dig you, it’s absolutely fucking incredible.

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To be fair, Henry got brain damage from a jousting incident that destroyed any impulse control. And it helped that no one could tell him no if they wanted to live.

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Absolutely not. It’s probably the bad batch of reagents for alchemy that have been going around.

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I thought it was a for-profit Emergency Care. Where you have to wait 45 minutes for the on-call nurse practitioner to arrive. 'Murica.

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Serious question: is it just understood and accepted than almost every one the posts on 4chan are obvious fiction? Is it just an accepted part of the culture there?

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