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neidu2 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit has tried everything.

I’m sure this won’t cause any problems for the kid in the future, and that their relationship with the parents will be just fine.

GBU_28 , to noncredibledefense in Please don't ban me for posting classified documents

There’s a grate on the intakes.

They can claim they built them for radar reasons, but we know it was to keep shovels out.

Please get your act together this proposal is silly.

CanadaPlus ,

We move to hand spades then?

GBU_28 ,

Grid is 1.5cm spacing.

CanadaPlus ,

Hmm. Small measuring spoons?

Advanced tactics: forgo dirt, just dump in a bin of carefully-oriented 1/4 teaspoon measures.

verity_kindle ,

Use powdered milk, it gets everywhere and sticks to everything. Very hydrophilic, rust city USA

sugar_in_your_tea ,

And if you have extra, makes for a delicious drink on the way home.

verity_kindle ,

Powdered whole milk in hot tea is magic! Maximum tea, minimizes dilution. I’m assuming, of course, that you are in a Challenger.

LostXOR ,

Seems like a perfect job for some long metal sticks. Time to bring back the javelin!

jack ,

Pitchforks it is, then.

superduperpirate ,

Will that fit an MRE spoon?

hemko ,

You need a missile strike first on the grate, then you can throw the shovel

GBU_28 ,

How ya gonna do that? It’s stelf

hemko ,

Eyeball it

OozingPositron ,
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I suppose that’s why he’s using dirt instead of the entire shovel.

downpunxx , to lemmyshitpost in How dare he

yeah, this ain't it fam. randomly attacking people on the internet and accusing them of being pedophiles with the last name that ends in stein. dude was just showing off his daughters dice collection.

Feathercrown ,

Yes, that’s the point

x4740N , to lemmyshitpost in Boy meat

I don’t like that title

Aurenkin , to lemmyshitpost in How dare he

Rolled a nat 1 on their history check I see.

Agent641 , to aboringdystopia in This is where gift cards are at

Hurts more when Mum gives you one every birthday.

lemmur , to science_memes in yarr

Bruh, everyone knows that elsiver is the best doi browser for scihub

Of course I do not encourage using scihub.se or annas library or any other illegal source.

Sabata11792 , to aboringdystopia in This is where gift cards are at

Ah yes, the “Get Fucked” gift card.

spacecadet , to lemmyshitpost in Water

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neidu2 , to noncredibledefense in Please don't ban me for posting classified documents

You missed a weak point: Pilots are susceptible to damage from having a shovel firmly whacked in their faces.

mindbleach ,

“Would you care to share my toasted cheese sandwich?”

SPANG

verity_kindle ,

I’m enjoying a succulent Chinese meal, Z.

Maalus , to cat in Introducing Mocha Latte!

Clean their ears.

BradleyUffner OP ,

The photo is a few days old. He’s already had a bath and had his ears cleaned since it was taken.

TheFriar ,

Ssshh. He can hear you from there

jaykay , to greentext in Chin up, small Kings!
@jaykay@lemmy.zip avatar

What a shot! To capture a bullet in a photo? Damn that’s lucky

Etterra ,

More likely it’s a single frame from a high speed shutter or high quality video. A lot of cameras I think can be set to do a rapid fire series of shots, you hear the clicks when you see them in movies or the news sometimes.

marduk ,

Okay here’s the chance for a math wiz to step up, guesstimate the shutter speed, calculate the length of the bullet in the frame, and determine what velocity the projectile was going after impact. Why? I don’t know. Science? Perhaps.

Leate_Wonceslace ,
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Mathematician here. Looks like it’s going about as fast as a bullet.

derpgon ,

Or just use plain old common sense, and realize that 5.56 usually goes about 3000 fps (or 900 m/s).

jaykay ,
@jaykay@lemmy.zip avatar

Ugh, I know it’s gonna be a waste of time but I wanna do it lol

jaykay ,
@jaykay@lemmy.zip avatar

I know, I’m a sports photographer myself. The photographers probably had more or less 12fps set in the camera, more would probably be overkill for a journalist portrait basically.

Even so, you can miss something like this if you start taking photos too late or too early. I had this situation many times when a footballer goes for a header and I get a photos of the ball coming towards him and going away from him, but not the moment he touches the ball. 12fps means a photo every 83ms and you can still miss it. Not to mention a bullet going a bit faster than a ball. Everything happens faster than we realise.

Not to mention shutter speed, how fast the shutter goes down, exposing the sensor. Too fast and you won’t get that streak, too slow and you’ll entirely miss it.

Corkyskog ,

The photographer talked on NPR about it. It was one of 40 photos he took during that time frame.

sugar_in_your_tea ,

IDK, I doubt it’s actually a bullet, the angle looks all wrong.

Reverendender , to insanepeoplefacebook in I'm sure glad Paul Bunyan took care of that problem.

Even for these people, this individual is seriously out of it.

samus12345 , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in poni
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Horses can’t vomit, so I wonder what the deal with this picture is.

spujb ,

ai

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Good call.

PenisWenisGenius ,

It’s almost certainly ai. Ai image models usually contain nudity but that’s as taboo as it gets, they never have stuff like feces, vomit or gore in there. It looks like the ai substituted a grain or powder when asked to make vomit.

samus12345 ,
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So AI is like the alien simulation in Rick and Morty except instead of no nudity, there’s no excessive bodily fluids.

“Could you draw the person taking a shit so I know you didn’t use AI?”

PenisWenisGenius ,

Prompts like that get you things like a person pooping out wooden logs. Close but not poop. I tried to get a ai image of a gas station bathroom someone destroyed with feces everywhere. I got a bathroom filled with wooden logs.

0laura ,
@0laura@lemmy.world avatar

with Loras you could get all the shit you want

spujb ,

also real life doesn’t usually have unsquare rugs or gas pumps indoors

prettybunnys ,

Or a | | | sign where the exit sign ought to be

Excrubulent ,
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Plus the bizarre squiggle sign above the wall of items or the items that seem to blend together.

Security cam footage is a good fit for AI because it blurs the details, but it can’t fix the simple fact that it cannot make a sensible output and cannot fix it without understanding context, which is the domain of general intelligence.

robocall , to funny in Calling all lizard people?
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10am is too early for me

Imgonnatrythis ,

Hear ya. My blood isn’t warm enough for a meeting until 11 on most days.

Etterra ,

I heard that the Lutheran church over on Cherry St. is hosting a barbecue for Mole People starting at 3pm this Saturday.

sugar_in_your_tea ,

Moles are active at twilight. Maybe they should swap, lizard people in the afternoon and mole people in the morning. Better yet, push the mole bbq to like 9:30pm.

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