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SinJab0n , to lemmyshitpost in The more they censor, bigger it gets

I’m not giving them any traffic, thanks

lowleveldata ,

Same. Which is why I enjoy the drama remotely here at Lemmy.

001100010010 ,
@001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

But they are giving us traffic! (There’s a join-lemmy.org message in the middle of the canvas)

cheeseblintzes ,
@cheeseblintzes@lemmy.world avatar

I helped!

chk232 OP ,

it’s under constant attack

bobs_monkey ,

Salty admins if I had to guess

chk232 OP ,

all my traffic goes into fuck spez works

001100010010 ,
@001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Fuck spez is a meaningless message. Join-Lemmy.org however… 😎

r00ty Admin ,
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Here's the thing. Most people into the federated alternatives aren't really going to the old place any more. I mean I'll admit I've been taking a look at r/place every now and then. But otherwise I'm not engaging with my usual haunts there. That's why there's not so many people to make a big impact on the canvas for any of the federated projects.

However there are still a lot of people still active that are unhappy with spez and his activities. Which explains why that message has a lot more traction there.

jungekatz ,

Whats this new r/place everyone is talking of ?

Beliriel ,

From time to time reddit does a community project, where you have a canvas of 1000x1000 px and every user can set the color of a single pixel with a cooldown period of 5 minutes.
I believe it had the origin in a legend that some guy in the old web sold ad space on a 1000x1000 px canvas for 1$ per pixel and got rich with it.

r00ty Admin ,
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The million dollar homepage. Man that was a while ago.

rob_t_firefly , (edited )
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I believe it had the origin in a legend that some guy in the old web sold ad space on a 1000x1000 px canvas for 1$ per pixel and got rich with it.

Not so much a “legend” as an easily verifiable known thing that happened which is still online.

en.wikipedia.org/…/The_Million_Dollar_Homepage

xavier666 ,
dska22 , to programmerhumor in there goes my motivation

If you’re looking for original ideas… I have bad news for you

captainlezbian ,

They come from unique problems

kapx132 , to mildlyinteresting in In South Korea, some stores carry "one a day" bananas which are packaged in order of ripeness
@kapx132@lemmy.world avatar

Hear me out. What if bananas had some sort of natural protection, that would be crazy right?

onparole ,

In a perfect world

oldGregg ,

Stop your nonsense daydreaming and get back to work!

HiddenLayer5 ,

They’d ripen faster in open air too. This whole packaging fruit trend is just stupid.

Unless it’s for accessibility. There are some niche prepackaged fruits specifically for people with arthritis and other mobility issues that actually can’t reasonably peel fruit, but these aren’t even peeled so obviously it’s not for that.

Piers ,

They’d ripen faster in open air too.

I’m not sure if that’s true as afaik bananas release some sort of heavier than air gas that causes both themselves and lots of other produce to ripen faster. The more airflow the less banana gas.

Cybermass , to cat in I found this cute cat outside and took them in, it looks like their tail got all ruffed up because there's no fur on it. Does anyone know what breed it is?

That is obviously not a cat, it’s a horse, and you should probably return it to the pond you found it in.

BitterSweet ,

Obviously wrong, clearly with that fur it’s a Catfish, you should make it a nest and let if fly away.

dipbeneaththelasers ,

Incorrect. With those ears it's obviously a teenager; you should feed it adderall and put it in the shower.

BitterSweet ,

I didn’t know I should be giving my teenagers adderall, I’ve just been giving it vbucks and gamer sups energy powder.

Trundle ,

That’s not a horse, it’s a damned butterfly and you know it!

Toldry , to fediverse in Dutch government starts own Mastodon instance as reaction to the instability of Twitter
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Not many governments would have enough tech-savy people to even think of opening a Mastadon instance. Kudos NL and Germany!

grissee ,

a lot of government has one, they’re just not paid enough

kklusz ,

I would think that, more than anything else, the issue would be more getting it through all the bureaucratic red tape. See the ESB debacle:

Weaver had been brought to Raytheon, the company the Air Force had hired to write the software for the next generation GPS satellites, because the Raytheon team was behind schedule and over budget. This issue of data transmission to the ground stations and back again was one of a few problems that was holding them back. There is an industry standard way of doing this, a simple, reliable protocol that is built into almost every operating system in the world.

But this team wasn’t using this simple protocol on its own. Instead, the team had written a piece of software to receive the message from that protocol, read the data, and then recode it into a different format, so they could feed it into a very complex piece of software called an Enterprise Service Bus, or ESB. The ESB eventually delivered the data to yet another piece of software, at which point the whole process ran in reverse order to deliver it back to the original, simple protocol. Because the data was taking such a roundabout route, it wasn’t arriving quickly enough for the ground stations to make the calculations needed. Using the simple protocol alone would have made the entire job a snap—as easy as nailing a couple of boards together. Instead, they had this massive Rube Goldberg contraption that was never going to work.

The people on this project knew quite well that using this ESB was a terrible idea. They’d have been relieved to just throw it out, plug in the simple protocol, and move on. But they couldn’t. It was a requirement in their contract. The contracting officers had required it because a policy document called the Air Force Enterprise Architecture had required it. The Air Force Enterprise Architecture required it because the Department of Defense Enterprise Architecture required it. And the DoD Enterprise Architecture required it because the Federal Enterprise Architecture, written by the Chief Information Officers Council, convened by the White House at the request of Congress, had required it.

I’m sure some of the fine folks at 18F would love to help various US agencies or state governments with migrating to Mastodon. I’m not so sure any of them would be able to convince geriatric politicians to do so.

brad , to youshouldknow in YSK: wefwef is a web app that look very similar to Apollo and works on both android and ios

I am astounded by how good wefwef is. Without question the best web app I’ve ever seen

notrealmomen OP ,

Too good for a web app

_thisdot ,
@_thisdot@infosec.pub avatar

I’ve been trying to help out with the app’s development and has been in a few conversations with the lead dev. Top notch dude! Has a really good vision for the app and is very good in handling all the community discussion.

MudMan , to linuxmemes in Matt Parker's take on Linux

Man, the lack of a sense of humor in this thread is palpable. Can cut the harrumph with a knife.

onlinepersona ,

Some people just don’t have a sense of humor 🤷‍♂

I spent the day yesterday trying to get kubuntu to update to the new LTS on a friend’s laptop. All because plasma5 was being slow at login. Well, after a few hours, it was finally updated and we spent another 2 trying to find out why plasma6 was now slow.

The whole time I was thinking “why the hell did the update require the command-line” and “this feels like punching myself in the face”. I wanted a quiet, productive saturday and spent it on linux instead.

Ubuntu is not ready for non-technical folk in these cases. Without me as support, my friend would’ve been lost on the “most user-friendly distro”.

Linux is amazing tech and the ecosystem built around it is better than windows and mac for many things, but still fails at random, supposedly simple tasks. Yes, windows and mac too, but it’s much more visible on linux.

Matt Parker also wrote a linux driver himself! Much respect.

Anti Commercial-AI license

technocrit ,

The whole time I was thinking “why the hell did the update require the command-line”

B/c you’re using ubuntu. I switched to debian and I don’t have to deal with this snap/apt nonsense. In fact I’ve gained flatpaks in the software UI.

onlinepersona ,

It used to have a graphical updater. I don’t know why they did away with it…

Anti Commercial-AI license

acockworkorange ,

When the same belittling joke is retold thousands of times, it tends to lose its edge for all but a few people.

ladicius , to funny in Ordered a trick pizza

High ass fuck.

No doubt.

yuri ,

I’m occasionally a high ass fuck myself, these things happen

abbiistabbii , to lemmyshitpost in What has he done to deserve this?
@abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The idea that a simpler system of weights and measures that operate in base-10 will somehow cripple America is somehow fucking hilarious.

gAlienLifeform , to funny in Seems like lots of humans have the same dating strategy
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unexposedhazard , to greentext in A kick right in the selbstbild

Not to glorify nazis, but arguable they fought a whole bunch of wars against most european countries and won all of them until they came up against some big ones.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Not how wars work alliance against alliance, that’s the point of an alliance.

Th4tGuyII ,
@Th4tGuyII@fedia.io avatar

Arguably their biggest mistake was trying to fight both world superpowers at once, in the USSR and Great Britain backed by the US.
I can't imagine how they thought that would go well, but thank fuck they did, cause I wouldn't want to see the world they envisioned.

Pechente ,

If you’re brainwashed by your own propaganda, attacking both superpowers probably feels like a good idea

Kusimulkku ,

I don’t think they wanted to do that. I believe the plan was to pressure the UK to make deal and once that was done they’d be free to attack USSR

schnurrito ,

My understanding is that Hitler always imagined that the UK would be an ally of his: Germany would be the superpower on the European continent, the UK would have its overseas empire.

Kusimulkku ,

Should’ve known the Brits were way too proud for that hah

Im_old ,
Kusimulkku ,

Doesn’t seem to have all that popular, especially long term

CrabAndBroom ,

Shoutout to the time Oswald Mosley showed up in Liverpool with his fascist nonsense and got a rock to the head lol.

Zoidsberg ,
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

Also, how are you supposed to keep control of an overseas empire without a strong seat of power? Even after winning the war the Brits still lost it.

GregorGizeh ,

Hitler was actually an admirer of the British and initially sought an alliance or other non-hostile arrangement. Only when that didn’t work he went to war with them

someguy3 ,

He considered Britain to have effectively been defeated, in all except a deal having actually been reached. He thought he would have a quick victory over the USSR (always the flaw), then Britain would finally give up and sign a peace treaty.

Agent641 ,

Operation Bruhbarossa

Eheran , (edited )

They almost did win against the USSR. A harsh winter perhaps was the only thing that stopped them. If that happened, those millions (most were there) would have been freed up to fight in the West.

Edit: Why reply and immediately delete the comment? I would like to hear your thoughts.

sparkle , (edited )

What makes you say they almost won? They certainly did not. They could’ve taken Moscow and it would’ve made no difference. The USSR had way too many people, people who really didn’t want to be taken over by Nazis, and way too many resources from the US/UK for Germany to overpower them. And Germany was doing extremely poorly on resources (especially oil and steel) near the start of the war – the entire reason they invaded the USSR to begin with was because they didn’t have enough oil to meet their demands, and they knew they would collapse without seizing the USSR’s oil production/reserves (unfortunately for them, that was never going to happen). The British cutting them off from African oil made the issue signicantly more urgent. Germany also had an inferior navy to the UK, not to mention the US, with their only advantage being the large amount of submarines they had. They couldn’t realistically project much power outside of where they had land control, and crucially couldn’t protect imports from Norway, Africa, and Asia enough to make a big difference.

Germany practically signed their own death warrant by the time they invaded France. They just didn’t have the resources or arguably even the manpower to sustain that kind of war, even when controlling most of Europe and a large portion of Africa.

I’ll give some numbers to help visualize: During WW2, Germany’s peak oil production was 71,000 barrels per day (1944), mostly synthetic oil from coal. For comparison, the United States’ peak oil production was 1,875,000 barrels per day (1944) and the USSR’s was 700,000 barrels per day (1941). Germany’s peak steel production was 29.3 million tons (1944); the United States’ was 89.6 million tons (1944). The USSR produced less, about 8.5 million tons at peak (1943), but they also received about 400,000 jeeps, 7,000 tanks, 5,000 other armored vehicles, 12,000 aircraft, and a bunch of other supplies totaling up to about USD$150 billion adjusted for inflation, so steel wasn’t really much of an issue. Comparing populations, Germany’s was 69 million. The US’ was 132 million and the USSR’s was 190 million.

Considering that, it may become easier to see why Germany had absolutely no chance against the USSR in the long run; taking major cities doesn’t capitulate them. They fought tooth and nail to keep Germany from obtaining Russian & Ukrainian/Belarusian resources, as is famous from using scorched Earth tactics. It was pretty much impossible to successfully invade the USSR almost like how it’s impossible to successfully invade the US.

Eheran ,

Without American grain shipments, the loss of Ukraine (who wanted to be freed from the soviets, those people were happy they came), the Soviet breadbasket, would have severely weakened the USSR’s war capabilities. Likewise, the Western Allies primarily provided the Red Army’s motor transport and lots of other things. These supports allowed the Soviet Union to deploy more military-age men in combat roles instead of agricultural or industrial work. Imagine if the West were not willing to do that. This or other differences could have changed the outcome of the war. Things happened as they did, but the USSR was not unbreakable.

It was even more crazy in the Pacific, where single engagements could have turned the tides. Where it even comes down to single spotting of fleets and assessing which fleet that is based on pure luck essentially. I would say Midway was the last chance they had.

Tar_alcaran ,

In their defense, they kicked the everliving shit out of one world power (France) already

redisdead ,

France at that point was not a military superpower. Or even a superpower at all. When WW2 started, France was barely out of ww1 shellshock.

I don’t think people realize how fucking BRUTAL ww1 was on France.

There are still areas today (not a lot thankfully) that are considered inhabitable today because of the vast amount of bodies (animal and human), unexploded ordinance, chemical damage… en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zone_rouge

Farmers still find unexploded ww1 ordinance when plowing their fields. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_harvest

Entire forests and villages razed. And I mean, razed down to the ground. Nothing left standing. Not a tree, not a brick.

When I was a kid growing up in my village, the one advice our parents gave us almost every day was ‘if you find something shiny, don’t touch it.’

Last year I was having a walk in the forest after a good rain and found, half buried in the mud, a German grenade, right in the middle of a path I used to ride my bike almost every day. A friend lost a hand when he found one when we were kids.

BTW, this is what Gazan kids are going to deal with, Ukrainian kids too. Anyone who supports Israel, anyone who supports Russia, supports the future suffering of the kids.

someguy3 , (edited )

You can get into pedantics of what constitutes a “super” power, a word requiring super Uber duper things since the cold war (the previous guy said “world power”). But suffice to say France was quite powerful at the start of WW2. Its defeat was not a side note.

MrMobius , to memes in Gogle

Ha! That’s one of the reasons I switched to a degoogled android phone. The extra battery life is quite noticeable.

ForgotAboutDre ,

If you use chrome or any chromium based browser, googles still executing any code they won’t on your device at will.

Even if you don’t have chrome, but an app uses a chromium based web view.

MrMobius ,

Well I use Firefox on vollaOS. It’s not fully degoogled in terms of apps for sure but I hope change will come.

brb ,

Mate everyone uses Firefox here

shiftymccool ,

googles still executing any code they won’t on your device at will.

Source?

ForgotAboutDre ,

It’s in the source code of chromium

confusedbytheBasics ,

What is? Are you claiming the open source code base has a timer grabbing binaries from a Google server and executing them?

ssm ,
@ssm@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

degoogled

android

These are mutually exclusive

30p87 ,

Degoogled as in “no code from google present” would require Ubuntu touch etc., but as in “no closed source stuff and no telemetry” is quite easy, using either Degoogled Android or another specific distro.

ssm ,
@ssm@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Degoogled as in “no code from google present” would require Ubuntu touch etc.

I know what I said :3

30p87 ,

Does that mean no code written in google employees, or not using code written by google employees on company time, paid by the company? Because both are basically impossible.

ssm ,
@ssm@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Code produced within google’s umbrella to the benefit of google; I don’t care what devs do in their free time.

30p87 ,

To the benefit of google

As their contributions to the android kernel are also partly used in the main branch, you surely manually remove every commit of the kernel before building it manually, or do you use windows or mac?

ssm , (edited )
@ssm@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I’m an OpenBSD user, I don’t think there’s any/much Google code there. Here’s some kernel contributions for Linux 5.10:

https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/9cfff1d8-7303-496c-b1ed-17cdc903aaf2.png

lauha ,

Degoogled means you don’t use any google’s services either?

MrMobius ,

I’m using the volla phone x23 which runs vollaOS, an android fork without all those pesky Google background processes. It uses MicroG to simulate them though, since most Android apps expect them now.

zakobjoa ,
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

Makes me consider doing that again.

Years ago I had a Samsung Galaxy Alpha and ran LineageOS on it but that just completely fucked the battery optimisation. Did this get better? Better than Google even?

MrMobius ,

My last phone with standard Google Android had a 5000 mAh battery while the new degoogled has one with a bit more than 6000 mAh I think. Even then I feel the overall increase in battery life cannot be explained with hardware only. Without watching videos or playing games, I only have to charge my new phone every 3-4 days. And I’ve background apps like syncthing running all the time. I’ve just checked there’s actually a few other open source forks of android other than LineageOS. If you’re disappointed with it.

JPAKx4 , to lemmyshitpost in Uh oh

Pro tip: look up your local police station and dial their full 10 digit phone number instead of 911

then_three_more ,

I’d use 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

01189998819991197253 ,
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

Which country have I reached?

rickyrigatoni ,

sealand

TomAwsm ,

A fire? At a Sea Parks??

funkless_eck ,

That’s so easy to remember. Let me try.

0118 999 881 99 9119 725

funkless_eck ,

3

roguetrick ,

Dear Sir/Madam,

Fire!

Fire!

Help me!

123 Carrendon Road.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

All the best,

Maurice Moss

fox2263 ,

“Did someone email about a fire??”

misterundercoat ,

One, seven, three, four, six, seven, three, two, one, four, seven, six, Charlie, three, two, seven, eight, nine, seven, seven, seven, six, four, three, Tango, seven, three, two, Victor, seven, three, one, one, seven, eight, eight, eight, seven, three, two, four, seven, six, seven, eight, nine, seven, six, four, three, seven, six. Lock.

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place avatar

One of my awesome repeating jokes was to tell people my telephone number as one number. So say my number was (305) 558-9151, I’d give my number as three billion, fifty-five million, five hundred and eighty-nine thousand, one hundred and fifty-one. I made sooo many friends that way.

mlg ,
@mlg@lemmy.world avatar

Probably better to write an email lol.

ignotum ,

Don’t you mean 0118 999 881 999 119 725…

…3

shneancy ,

or mute your phone and mime typing more than you are

narc0tic_bird , to linux in What else should I help seed?

Not FOSS, but a library/archive: annas-archive.org/torrents

Popular Linux ISOs are usually mirrored across a lot of mirrors (duh), so availability is already very good.

bitjunkie , to lemmyshitpost in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

It is so tempting to start some idiot MAGA hat brand like this and then give all the profits to trans rights groups etc

FordBeeblebrox ,

Just as an aside, been a 49ers fan my whole life. This whole recent “white guy in a red cap” thing makes me wish I had two more hands so I could give four middle fingers.

But dude, liberal tears butt wipes or whatever…these rubes eat that shit up

Angry_Autist ,

“Uncle Cletus’s 400 grit toilet paper”

Are you tired of those ‘woke’ and cushy liberal toilet paper made from weak and pansy processed cellulose? Try Uncle Cletus’s proprietary silicon carbide formula enhanced with sand sourced from All American beaches! Now you can show your patriotism by bleeding red from the ass during every trump-approved toilet visit

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