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Annoyed_Crabby , to memes in (Sorry for good Quality)

My kind die for this.

too_high_for_this ,

Your kind are delicious though

ilovededyoupiggy ,
@ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works avatar

Taste like crab. Talk like people.

DarkMFG ,

Crabs are people

Gaybees , to memes in Good morning I choose thoughts you've never had before.
@Gaybees@artemis.camp avatar

Subtle phrasing can change Christianity into kink in a matter of seconds

qprimed ,

Subtle phrasing can change reaffirm Christianity into as kink in a matter of seconds

30p87 ,

Hey, hey, pedophelia isn’t a kink!

MONKEYHOG , to memes in Take me home

It used to be, now it’s just bragging about how big your truck is, or how much beer you drink, or how good your wife’s ass looks in jeans.

Quill7513 ,

Yeah now it’s rural 1990s mainstream gangsta brag rap

Ser_Salty ,

As Steve Earle said, it’s hip-hop for guys that are afraid of black people

GreenMario ,

A dirt road

A cold beer

A big truck

A girl I want to take to church

Hexarei ,
@Hexarei@programming.dev avatar

Good girl

In a straw hat

With her arms out in a corn field

… That is a scarecrow

Thought that was a human woman, sorry

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX ,
@KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml avatar

Darkness falls.

Lightning strikes.

Scarecrow becomes animated.

Chases you down and devours your bones.

Stinkypete ,

This is a good song

Astroturfed , to memes in Dealbreaker or no?

Can we go back in time to when this was a sexy body for a man? This is dadbod now. I need the bar lowered back to this so I can have a cheeseburger more often.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

Seriously. This is very achievable.

imgonnatrythis ,

Humble brag. Yeah it’s certainly more reasonable but let’s not get carried away and act like this is easy.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

You need some chicken and broccoli.

(Aka steroids)

Dagwood222 ,

TIL.

Is that really a common expression?

DragonTypeWyvern , (edited )

It’s more of a in-joke about what celebrities say when they’re asked how they maintain a 350 lb 2% body fat physique than a street name.

It is generally a good foundational diet for building muscle and losing weight though.

But so are the steroids, because muscle costs calories to maintain.

Dagwood222 ,

I can’t remember the exact joke or who made it. The essence was that rich people call cocaine ‘White Lady,’ regular folks call it ‘coke,’ and poor people call it ‘…but Officer.’

HonoraryMancunian ,

Huh? Dude’s like 20% body fat in that pic with a tad bit of muscle, that wouldn’t even require effort for a lot of guys

Dagwood222 ,

[nerd alert] Shatner was known for starting the season toned and then chubbing out during filming.

davostheSecond ,

He was building mass for the next season!

Reddit_Is_Trash ,

You’re on the internet, anything under 50% body fat is unachievable to most

TimeNaan ,

How do you get that second belly button on your chest tho?

Viking_Hippie ,

Combat with a giant lizard man, I think

bouh ,

I doubt you’d be shamed with a body like this…

dipshit ,

Such unrealistic expectations for male bodies. This is always the problem, right? That men are always fat shamed? Yeah, totally, this was always the only problem.

Astroturfed ,

Yes, get angry about a light hearted body positivity comment because its about men. Not sexist at all. Rage into the abyss at people who propbably agree with you by disparaging them for no reason.

dipshit ,

You’d look better if you smiled more often.

Astroturfed ,
dipshit ,

You’re bossy.

Astroturfed ,
dipshit ,

It must be your time of the month. Let the men do the talking.

Astroturfed ,
WeirdGoesPro ,
@WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Username checks out.

dipshit ,

Wouldn’t it be great if everyone self-reported this way?

NeonPayload , to technology in Twitter's removal of block function appears to violate both Apple and Google's app store policies

Elon’s done with people blocking his shit takes. You will be forced to see the bitcoin scams no matter what!!!

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

They’ve historically been some of his best clients.

fsxylo , to aboringdystopia in Really, ….. it's my fault they built a terrible system?

Another article that refers to millennials in third person because they have a target audience that will be dead in 10 years.

Then they go out of business.

gnygnygny ,

Hmmmmm 10 years ? Probably not

Huby , to memes in Inflation yaay!

In Belgium we have automatic wage indexation based on inflation of certain product. Some right wing parties want to get rid of it, but luckily it’s still here.

en.wikipedia.org/…/Consumer_price_index_(Belgium)

Gnubyte ,

Sounds like right wing is just as evil and stupid in the east as it is in the west…! :-)

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Do you think Belgium is an eastern nation?

Contend6248 ,

That’s relative i guess

alp ,

I’m in France, and I think yes.

CSharp ,

Everything is east. Even here is east of here.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Unless you go the other way, then everything is west.

Amilo159 OP ,
@Amilo159@lemmy.world avatar

You have no idea how lucky you are. Then again, you have to live in same country as Charleroi, so it kinda balances it out.

oneshibbyguy , to lemmyshitpost in Glad to see Lemmy users appreciating diversity

Porn is going to bring people by the droves, trust me

SMITHandWESSON ,
@SMITHandWESSON@lemmy.world avatar

Lol, I’m pretty sure porn drives almost every new innovation in entertainment technology.

SocialMediaRefugee ,

First thing Cro-Magnon man did was make a carving of a nude chick

mojofrododojo ,

And sculpting for 35,000 years, they may even predate cro-magnons! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_figurine

Agent641 ,

“Ogg call this style ‘bbw’. Ogg like fat woman, can survive many winter. When Ogg dongdong cold, ogg stick between giant boobies. When ogg ears cold, ogg put head between giant thighs. Ogg think life pretty sweet.”

MotoAsh ,

I’m going to go out on a limb and say I bet even monkeys rub one out to an extra curvy piece of wood from time to time. Especially the ones that have mating seasons.

How much more annoying would humans be if there was an annual “horny teenager” time? Spring break would be something else.

SocialMediaRefugee ,

Based on my experiences at zoos I’d say you are probably correct.

Dirk ,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

There are only two reasons something is successful. 1: It can be used for military things, 2: It can be used for porn.

paraphrand ,

Nah

SocialMediaRefugee ,

Power to the penis…I mean people!

new_acct_who_dis ,

Look. Asking for an old, scared-of-clicking-on-the-wrong-thing-when-trying-to-just-have-a-quick-dj-diddles-moment friend.

How y’all finding porn on here? I’m still just looking at front page. No idea how to look anything up on purpose.

Or so my friend tells me.

Dr_Wu ,

Mostly on the lemmynsfw.com instance

x4740N ,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Which I’ve had to block so any communities from because this is my main account

RandomStickman , to mildlyinteresting in Someone spent their time, money, and effort to write this in the sky
@RandomStickman@kbin.social avatar

This is very different from the old sky writing. Is there a giant computer controlled bar that releases the smoke at the right time?

kautau ,

It’s just snoop dogg breathing out at regular intervals

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It uses multiple aligned planes (or perhaps drones at this point?) and yes, it is all computer-controlled.

ProvableGecko ,

It’s like a dot matrix printer for the sky

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s exactly what it is.

zouden ,

It’s called skytyping. It’s more expensive than regular skywriting because it needs 5 planes but it’s easier to read.

I_Miss_Daniel ,
@I_Miss_Daniel@kbin.social avatar

Still cheaper than a smoking daisy wheel.

Cyyy ,

i expected it to be like a long bar with exits you can open and close by computer and that way you could then control it… isn’t 5 planes a bit complicated?

zouden ,

I thought so too but googling for it confirms they use 5 planes.

First company to do it with a single plane towing a long bar will be able to undercut the competition.

Or, unmanned drones.

ensignrolaren ,

You seem knowledgeable about this stuff… where can you go in the United States to see actual skywriting? I’ve never seen it, but I’ve always lived the middle of nowhere.

galloog1 ,

Frequently at popular beaches.

dx1 , to lemmyshitpost in But have you tried Jerboa?

Reminds me of the persecution complex people have about vegans. Like, they’re actually right and you kind of have your head up your ass.

gingernate ,

Damn… But i like hamburgers!

-Sent From SyncForLemmy™

kense ,

but bacon

smh

FinalRemix ,

As my vegan brother said, “if God didn’t want us to eat cows, they wouldn’t be so slow and delicious.”

sanguinepar , to pics in Tel Aviv Beach
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Well, this should be an interesting comments section.

Anticorp , to lemmyshitpost in PLEAAASSEE PLEASE COME BACK TO THE OFFICE PLS

There are tons of other studies that show massive increases in productivity. These bullshit studies are probably sponsored by commercial real estate landlords. They’re losing $850B per year since 2020.

LeadSoldier ,

Awesome! Eat the rich!

zikk_transport2 ,

Yup. Offices business is massive. Let them rot!

LazaroFilm OP , to mildlyinfuriating in Who the hell cuts their pizza into fifths?
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

Also, for me tonight: 1 PORTION = 1 PIZZA

Bobert ,
@Bobert@sh.itjust.works avatar

I identify as a family of four.

umbraroze , to mildlyinfuriating in Elon Musk wanting to remove dim theme from twitter
@umbraroze@kbin.social avatar

Elon: "I'm going to delete this thing."

Everyone else: "NO! Why would you do that kind of thing?"

Elon: "O-o-okay! B-b-but I'm going to delete something today! That other thing, then!"

(Elon continues to read the hypothetical The Best Of Dilbert's Pointy-Haired Boss book and gets so many ideas, folks)

SinJab0n , to lemmyshitpost in The more they censor, bigger it gets

I’m not giving them any traffic, thanks

lowleveldata ,

Same. Which is why I enjoy the drama remotely here at Lemmy.

001100010010 ,
@001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

But they are giving us traffic! (There’s a join-lemmy.org message in the middle of the canvas)

cheeseblintzes ,
@cheeseblintzes@lemmy.world avatar

I helped!

chk232 OP ,

it’s under constant attack

bobs_monkey ,

Salty admins if I had to guess

chk232 OP ,

all my traffic goes into fuck spez works

001100010010 ,
@001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Fuck spez is a meaningless message. Join-Lemmy.org however… 😎

r00ty Admin ,
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Here's the thing. Most people into the federated alternatives aren't really going to the old place any more. I mean I'll admit I've been taking a look at r/place every now and then. But otherwise I'm not engaging with my usual haunts there. That's why there's not so many people to make a big impact on the canvas for any of the federated projects.

However there are still a lot of people still active that are unhappy with spez and his activities. Which explains why that message has a lot more traction there.

jungekatz ,

Whats this new r/place everyone is talking of ?

Beliriel ,

From time to time reddit does a community project, where you have a canvas of 1000x1000 px and every user can set the color of a single pixel with a cooldown period of 5 minutes.
I believe it had the origin in a legend that some guy in the old web sold ad space on a 1000x1000 px canvas for 1$ per pixel and got rich with it.

r00ty Admin ,
r00ty avatar

The million dollar homepage. Man that was a while ago.

rob_t_firefly , (edited )
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I believe it had the origin in a legend that some guy in the old web sold ad space on a 1000x1000 px canvas for 1$ per pixel and got rich with it.

Not so much a “legend” as an easily verifiable known thing that happened which is still online.

en.wikipedia.org/…/The_Million_Dollar_Homepage

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