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Infernal_pizza , to internetfuneral in dreaming
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I know I’m not dreaming simply from the fact I can even ask if I am dreaming. When I’m actually dreaming the most random stuff can happen and I don’t even question the fact that it must be real

Stelus42 ,

I think the idea is to form a habit or a tick that is so strong it carries over to your dream. So like, if you commit to wearing a watch everyday, and check it every 5 minutes, eventually you’ll do it in your dreams too. Then, you don’t have to intentionally check whether you’re in a dream, hoprfully you’ll just catch the time being wildly different and be like “holy crap this was a dream??”

indepndnt ,

Yes, that is correct. It’s one of the strategies you learn when you start diving in to lucid dreaming. Another is to look at some writing (maybe even this sign) and look away and look back, it will say something else if it’s a dream.

I got really into lucid dreaming when I was younger, but I couldn’t fly because I guess I just have no imagination, so I gave up.

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  • Pumpkinbot ,

    Whenever dreams take a turn for the fucky, I just close my eyes in the dream and just…imagine going back in time for a “redo”. Often, the same thing will happen, so if it’s more stubborn, I’ll close my eyes and imagine something else happening. I don’t know how else to describe it, but…I mean, it’s really just that simple. And it’s not like I’m always lucid dreaming when I do it, either.

    I remember one time, I actually experienced sleep paralysis. My eyes were cracked open, I could see the chair I was sleeping in, and the person at the receptionist’s desk (was waiting for some appointment), but I couldn’t move. I didn’t see any freaky demon shit or panic, I just went “Oh, shit, this is sleep paralysis, huh?”

    I tried moving my limbs, but the best I could do was a weak finger twitch…until I “imagined” myself lifting my arm. I just thought of the action, the motion of my hand moving from it’s resting place on my leg to a spot in the air, and it worked. But I was still asleep. Wack.

    guy ,
    @guy@lemmy.world avatar

    I can lucid dream. Not always. And to varying degrees of success. The dream still has some control over me sometimes I and I can only do some things, like fly from danger, or decide to erase something that went wrong and do it again. Or just choose to wake up, that’s quite odd.

    But there are times where I have full control and it’s god damn amazing. The ability to control space, time and narrative to my will and know there are no consequences, yet still feel like it’s real, emotions, senses.

    Though often the more I have control, the closer I get to waking up, so it can be short lived, plus it has led to sleep paralysis, so tread carefully. However a weird thing that sometimes happens is I know I’m about to wake up, so decide not to and just continue dream, it’s very hard to achieve, but it’s possible.

    Strangely I don’t have any techniques to lucid dream though, it’s just an innate sense I developed as a child to combat frequent bad dreams.

    Pumpkinbot ,

    I can get that “wait, this makes no sense, I must be dreaming!” vibe a fair few times a week, but I never know what to do once I reach that state, because then it just feels like…thinking, lol. And I prefer the random bullshit my brain comes up with by itself.

    Bloodwoodsrisen ,
    @Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.tf avatar

    I will often turn to another character in my dream and go “this is a dream” often times they’ll agree.

    Plus i can’t punch or harm anyone even when i desperately want to

    saltesc ,

    Exactly why I supported your stance on kumquats, Mr President. Now hurry, the pterodactyls need you for this year’s cotton ball festival. I’ll pack the dental floss, you get on the Komodo dragon and let’s show them how a couple of old school icecreams party.

    Yuper , to technology in Ally (bank)mobile app fails without connection to graph.facebook.com

    I know a software developer that worked for Ally when they were adding this. They all said it was a terrible idea, but were ignored. The reason they claim it’s needed is to track app installs that originate from an ad on Facebook. Since the App Store sits in between the ad click and App launch, there isn’t an easy way to track it without that. But, it shouldn’t be blocking you from logging in.

    darthfabulous42069 ,

    I’d bet you bottom dollar Ally is selling their customers’ financial information to Meta, and this is a manifestation of that.

    Yuper ,

    I wouldn’t doubt it.

    nbafantest ,

    Might not even be selling it, could just be an arrangement to use some sort of “sign in with facebook” service or even advertise on facebook marketplace/adverts

    Risk ,

    So you see, Your Honour, we didn’t sell Facebook any data - we just sold Facebook the ability to harvest our users data directly.

    pexavc ,

    I remember we had to build an obj-c wrapper for FB’s calls like these because of these crashes, that basically ignored the stall and continued the user’s session regardless

    static_motion ,

    Since the App Store sits in between the ad click and App launch, there isn’t an easy way to track it without that.

    How does that work exactly? Does the App Store pass along some information to newly installed apps or something? My company’s app, which I worked on for some time, also uses an external service to track installs (not Facebook or any social media), but I didn’t work on the implementation of it and never really got to grips on how it works.

    Yuper ,

    That’s a good question and I’m not entirely sure. I am just saying what they told me. Sorry!

    WhoRoger ,
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    App store doesn’t, the app itself does, that’s why this thing is included in it.

    1. You click an ad on FB = you’re ID’d by a cookie or login or account on the device or fingerprint or whatever (probably all of the above)
    2. You install the app from app store. Neither the bank or FB knows this.
    3. You launch the app. The integrated FB library reads the cookie or FB account on the device or whatever it can, and pings FB. FB compares this ID to the entries and finds that it was you who clicked the ad.
    4. FB bills bank for an ad click

    Another option is there to be a specific FB variant of the app with its own app store entry, but they probably wouldn’t do that for something this trivial.

    ghashul , to mildlyinfuriating in Someone just dumped a banana in the cereal aisle at my job today.

    Come back when it’s a no-longer-frozen chicken.

    PixelPassport ,

    That’s what I was thinking, I’ve seen pictures on here of chicken bones left on shelves 🤢

    I’d rather the bananas…

    phx ,

    Yeah some lazy asshole dropped a box of perogies (from the freezer section) in the cereal area at Costco the other week. I brought it up to the front and it ended up in a bin for disposal. Sad

    At least the bananas can be reshelved in the proper place

    atp2112 ,

    Half-eaten hot bar food/sushi stashed behind an endcap of Diet Sprite was my personal favorite to find

    ttmrichter , to fediverse in This might help explain the spectacular launch of Threads
    @ttmrichter@lemmy.world avatar

    Ah. The Google+ approach to signing up “users”.

    melonpunk ,
    @melonpunk@lemmy.world avatar

    Added to my circle!

    dan1101 ,
    @dan1101@lemmy.world avatar

    Yeah all that mess with Google+ and all that came out of it was we lost the + operator in Google Search.

    wwaxwork ,

    But you can’t close your threads account without closing your instagram account.

    austin , to fediverse in This might help explain the spectacular launch of Threads

    ITT: no one who actually went through the sign-up process. It’s like a 3 step process. Eventually you get brought to a screen that asks if you want to follow all of your current followers on Instagram. You can choose yes or no to all the people you currently follow, or you can individually select who you want to follow in Threads the people you follow on Instagram. If you select anyone that has not yet activated their Threads account it literally tells you that nothing will happen for now, but if and when the user activates the account, you will follow them if they are public or it will request to follow them if they are private.

    There’s no magic happening here. There’s no shadow accounts…you use the SAME login for Instagram and Threads. They obviously know when you activate your threads account and it will just show the list of users who have already completed the signup and requested to follow you

    SafetyGoggles ,

    We were armchair warriors on Reddit. Now, we are armchair warriors on Lemmy. insert spidermen pointing fingers at each other meme here

    TnSb ,
    @TnSb@lemmy.beckmeyer.us avatar

    spidermen

    don’t see that pluralized everyday, heh

    LaVacaMariposa , to mildlyinfuriating in Online dating

    “Why do girls keep ghosting me? I’m such a nice guy! Bohooohoooo”

    cupcakezealot , to fediverse in threads is already going great 💀
    @cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    I’ve never had to block one person in my entire time on the Fediverse.

    I’ve had to block a dozen in the first hour on Threads.

    pexavc ,

    As the internet becomes more available, mass adoption leads to communities that are very unbalanced. And, more often than not, leaning towards personas we tend to avoid in real life. Reason being, the barrier to entry is not as high. Curiosity is a byproduct of education/environment and lead people to apply resourcefulness to uncover sites/forums/messageboards with like minded people. Yes, echochambers in a way, but these echo chambers were not driven by political beliefs, but rather simple mannerisms and etiquette. Toxicity on sites like Youtube, Reddit, Threads, Twitter, have increased, because Curiosity didn’t drive discovery/account creation, ads or fomo did instead. Mastodon/Lemmy (Fediverse) communities, in my opinion, are still driven by curiosity. For how long, is the question I’d like to impose.

    logorok , to technology in Some basic info about USB
    @logorok@lemmy.world avatar

    Thank God there’s a standard for USB. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one…

    burgersc12 ,
    Grass ,
    supertrucker , to aww in An exclusive club

    Welcome. You’re just in time for lunch

    ShinkanTrain , to til in TIL there's such a thing as vegetarian Spam

    Why is there regular Spam?

    FlyingSquid OP ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s a good question.

    clay_pidgin ,

    SPAM is great. I will hear no slander.

    RangerJosie ,

    /signed.

    thesporkeffect ,

    Are you Hawaiian?

    E: or maybe Filipino?

    Nm this has been covered.

    clay_pidgin ,

    Neither! SPAM is cheap fatty salty protein. What’s not to love? It’s isn’t worse than a hot dog.

    Iheartcheese ,
    @Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

    Your face isn’t worse than a hot dog

    ByteOnBikes ,

    (Things I brag about on my tinder profile)

    clay_pidgin ,

    Thank you, I moisturize.

    NegativeLookBehind ,
    @NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

    Lips and assholes, in cube form!

    RvTV95XBeo ,

    Does Spam need meat to be great? Feels like an easy swap to me!

    clay_pidgin ,

    Totally agree. I love SPAM but I’ll bet a non-meat version is totally doable.

    superkret ,

    I blame the Danes

    SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

    You just declared war on the entire country of Hawaii.

    clay_pidgin ,
    antmzo220 ,

    Hawaii is one of the most vegan countries on earth.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

    They’re pretty shitty vegans because they eat seven million cans of Spam per year.

    antmzo220 ,

    They’re pretty shitty vegans

    According to a 2021 study by Easy Reader News, Hawaii ranks as the 4th top vegan state in America, following Nevada, California, and Oregon. The study reveals that Hawaii boasts a vegan population of 622 per 1 million people and is home to 19 vegan restaurants per 1 million residents.

    happyeconews.com/hawaii-vegan-culture/#:~:text=Th….

    They might be pretty happy about vegan spam considering they love both.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

    Those are really small numbers.

    622/1,000,000 vegans

    If everyone went to a vegan restaurant at the same time there would be 52,631.6 people there.

    thefartographer ,

    And 52,631 people are gonna have PTSD from seeing the 2/3 of a person mangled on their way in through the door

    SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

    Slightly less then two thirds.

    Nimrod ,

    Damn. This doesn’t match my experience in Hawaii at all. My in-laws live there, and everytime I visit I sustain my life with fruit and Avacados. I’d kill for some plant based SPAM.

    jaybone ,

    I thought they were big on pork, much like other pacific island nations. But also with the history of Asian immigrants and agriculture, I would think soy and soy based products would also be readily available.

    SchmidtGenetics ,

    TIL that Hawaii is a country…

    And don’t they rely on fishing? They have a severe lack of farm land…

    ByteOnBikes ,

    Real talk though. My vegetarian wife struggled to find good vegetarian meals in Oahu that were Hawaiian themed. Not that they didn’t exist. Just that they were lacking compared to most major cities in America.

    Me as a BBQ eater though… Gimme dat pork butt.

    thefartographer ,

    Gimme dat pork butt

    Someone’s gonna be going “wee wee wee” tonight

    SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

    Don’t do his vegetarian wife like that, bro.

    thefartographer ,

    @ByteOnBikes is the only one threatening to do anyone’s hammy hinds

    thefartographer ,

    Kingdom

    SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

    No, Hawaii.

    thefartographer ,

    Lol, what? Yeah, the kingdom of Hawaii, right?

    I can’t tell if we’re actually saying different things.

    I thought that a country has to be recognized as a country by other countries whereas a kingdom has to… do… something different. And royalty or something?

    Fuck it, let’s go back to arguing. Yes! Kingdom!

    SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

    I’m confused, I’m telling you its the country of Hawaii and you’re saying it’s the country of Kingdom and I’m just trying to say they love SPAM and now you’re picking fights.

    SchmidtGenetics ,

    Since when is Hawaii a country brah?

    SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

    Can you please stay on track here?

    We’re talking about SPAM and the country of Hawaii’s love for it.

    robolemmy ,
    @robolemmy@lemmy.world avatar

    Kingdom

    SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

    Oh you want to fight too?

    Come at me bro.

    SchmidtGenetics ,
    SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

    Geez the text isn’t centered or even fitting on the paper.

    You don’t give a shit at all about me, do you?

    SchmidtGenetics ,

    Hey! It was top and bottom centered and I changed it to bottom and top in a minimal effort!

    SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

    I thought you cared.

    SchmidtGenetics ,

    I made you bugs didn’t I?

    whostosay ,

    Y’all some degenerates

    SchmidtGenetics ,

    Who’s to say?

    whostosay ,

    Not I, that’s for sure

    thefartographer ,

    You’re despicable

    ShinkanTrain ,

    The House of Kamehameha will rise again and everyone will be too scared to do anything because no one is gonna wanna wait to find out if they can actually do that DBZ shit.

    SchmidtGenetics ,

    In the next episode of DBZ, will Goku finish the spirit bomb in time for the end of the battle in 5 minutes, only the next 5 episodes will tell,

    thefartographer ,

    Well when you say it like that, I sound like a moron.

    But I’m feeling stubbornly ignorant enough to support what I’m supposedly arguing.

    The country of Kingdom loves Hawaii which is why they constantly spam my email. If you don’t forward this message to 10 friends in the next two days, Jesus is gonna sneak into your room while you’re sleeping and punch you in the stomach.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

    Oh I was hoping he’d slip me little Jesus if you know what I mean.

    Jesus comes twice.

    thefartographer ,

    Okay, but only cuz you’ve got an honest face.

    Tonight, Jesus is gonna nail you

    forgotaboutlaye ,

    And South Korea.

    Maeve ,
    ByteOnBikes ,

    For spam musubi?

    brbposting ,
    scrubbles , to pics in [OC] Spotted on a road which is funded by my taxes
    @scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

    In America I have the right to travel FOR FREE! recites garbage thinking they’re a lawyer.

    Yeah, the right to travel. No restrictions against travel. You are very welcome to walk on over to another state for free. You can ask your friend for a ride and go over there. It’s just if you want to drive your own personal car on public roads, you have to pay to register it. Oh, did you not think that they obviously included that in the lawbooks? I’m sorry to burst your bubble but actual lawyers covered their asses, Jimmy Youtuber didn’t find out one sick way around it.

    Alph4d0g ,

    I’m not sure the book has been closed on this one. You don’t have to be a sov citizen to read the constitution and know that laws get passed all the time that violate civil rights for instance. Laws get overturned when they are challenged and someone has standing. Appeals courts are issuing rulings all the time that reverse what many assume was iron clad and untouchable. Jimmy YouTuber could be wrong but if he tests it and appeals with standing, we might just be surprised by the outcome.

    brbposting ,

    Are lawyers taking up cases about stuff like whether the government has a right to mandate holding a driver’s license to legally drive?

    Alph4d0g ,
    chiliedogg ,

    You can drive all you want on private land without having a license or insurance or registering your car. Some states even have tax-free fuel (especially diesel) you can buy for ag equipment, since the fuel tax is for maintaining roads.

    But when you use public roads you have to follow the rules and pitch in towards their maintenance.

    Alph4d0g ,

    All true. Most of the argument about free travel isn’t about taxes per se. It’s about being able to travel on those for which you paid taxes without further restrictive encumbrance. I’m sorry arguing for that but at the same time I understand the constitutional case for it.

    rhombus ,

    I can guarantee you that most of the right-to-travel people are also 100% against taxes of any kind. I have a coworker who believes no one should need a license or car registration and is also fully against any kind of taxes whatsoever. If you mention public roads he just says “we made do without them before”.

    Alph4d0g ,

    Is his name Cletus by any chance?

    harcesz , to workreform in My new company let me join the union on my first day, within their onboarding app
    @harcesz@szmer.info avatar

    This is most often an effect of collective bargaining between unions and the company, not their gesture of goodwill. Teleperformance, a massive global shared service was recently forced to do that by Uni Global Union.

    AtomicTacoSauce , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit got their fake plates.
    @AtomicTacoSauce@lemmy.world avatar

    I was behind a huge redneck truck today that had a “plate” on the back saying essentially this, yet he had a “thin blue line” sticker on his back window. You just can’t make this shit up.

    TexasDrunk ,

    Some of them believe that sticker (used to be the policeman’s ball sticker, but I didn’t put it together until recently) will make cops ignore them.

    4am ,

    IIRC one of those stickers, maybe policeman’s ball, was only available to cops and so you had to know one to get the sticker, and maybe then they’d identify “friends of the department” that way and go easy. Not a law or official policy, though.

    And yeah I doubt thin blue line does much.

    TexasDrunk ,

    Yeah, you had to buy tickets to the ball which meant you were financially supporting them. And they were probably more right than I want to admit for those stickers but less right than they believe for the thin blue line ones.

    BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

    You saw a sovcit!

    ChronosTriggerWarning , to lemmyshitpost in I've heard it clears up again after the first wave of divorces

    Four suitors? What is she, a billionaire?!

    Ilovethebomb , to lemmyshitpost in Minecraft. Family guy, even.

    MrBeast is one person who I wouldn’t be even remotely surprised if he had some horrible secret, like diddling kids or something equally creepy.

    There’s something very off about that guy.

    fmstrat ,

    Been a lot of controversy around him in past weeks. I dont watch him, and while I am a fan of his charity work, it was an interesting read.

    Good_morning ,

    His charity work while mostly good is purposely misleading, makes kids believe all his money for those videos is coming from YouTube/sponsors when I’d wager the majority of it is coming from his branded merch and those that sign up and pay for the chance to be in his videos. Like playing the lottery with extra steps. Could be worse sure, but his base largely doesn’t understand how it works.

    FarmTaco ,

    he also gets huge donations from corporate partners for those, like with the 100 E-bikes given away

    Paddzr ,

    Better than just hoarding the money like everyone else.

    davepleasebehave ,

    His smile is so weird.

    AgentGrimstone ,

    Some people just don’t know how to smile in front of a camera.

    Or it’s part of their clickbait thumbnail strategy, like how other Youtubers make an obnoxious face because those thumbnails get clicks.

    Baphomet_The_Blasphemer ,

    Because that’s not a smile, he’s just showing his teeth. His eyes are dead and joyless… definitely off-putting.

    Lotarion ,
    @Lotarion@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s an expression that’s optimized to maximize the click through rate of a video. Unfortunately it also looks hideous

    Ilovethebomb ,

    At least part of the problem is the stache.

    davepleasebehave ,

    I think it was worse.before facial hair

    feedum_sneedson ,

    He’s just ugly, I think.

    UnderpantsWeevil ,
    @UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

    To produce that kind of continuous soulless content, you usually need to be on a lot of drugs.

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