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Beaver , to datahoarder in I’m in this photo and I don’t like it
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That man is smart

VinesNFluff , to memes in hallelujah
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I imagine that’s a horny thing

Shame

There are a billion straight up shitposts in YouTube that sent my sides to the orbit of Proxima Centauro, but which I couldn’t ever find again in my life because yeah titles and SEO keywords aren’t a thing

foggy ,

Even though YouTubes search is fucked it still works incredibly well for Simpsons clips.

Search “premium dude”. Bam.

Search “prawns galaxy”. Bam

Search “undivided attention”. Bam.

It’s crazy. For whatever reason, if you’re looking for Simpsons content, the algorithm still feels like it’s 2017.

VinesNFluff ,
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I feel this says more about the Simpsons and its place in pop culture than it does about the quality or otherwise of Google’s algorithm

MadBob ,

I still can’t find the bit where he goes, “let’s go SHOPPING.”

Edit: Never mind, found it.

ILikeBoobies ,

Use google’s site search and filter by date to get YouTube results

VinesNFluff ,
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Not a terrible idea for a lot of things, but one of the shit posts living rent free in my head was literally just called “bunny”

blaue_Fledermaus , to lemmyshitpost in Goodbye, old friend.
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Go go gadget anthropomorphization

kamenlady ,
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Henshin

Reverendender , to pics in I modded a scanner to be a camera, this is 'Waterdance' [OC]

Did you do any post?

Leavingoldhabits OP ,

Yes, aside from global contrast adjustments, there’s a circular level and local contrast adjustment on the dancer, to make her stand out a little bit more

itsnicodegallo , to memes in hallelujah

There’s this one, 11-second video I found, and I wish for the life of me I could find even the slightest clue to a name! 😭

neo2478 ,

I will probably regret this, but can you describe it?

variants ,

Sex

GeneralVincent ,

Omg I can practically see it, incredible

jballs ,
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Ah I remember that video. It was a good one

Facebones ,

Sorry, none of that on the internet anymore. Fresh out.

itsnicodegallo ,

Despite being uploaded several months ago, I left a comment on there shortly after leaving my comment on here that was replied to with “Looks like [__________] from Reddit”, and they were right!

But a lady never tells. 🤐

BobbyNevada , to lemmyshitpost in How do they do the blood test?
A_Union_of_Kobolds , to insanepeoplefacebook in Surely won't attract attention sovcit.

You take that circle A off your sovcit nonsense RIGHT NOW

Emma Goldman is turning in her grave

harrys_balzac ,

Exactly. They are as much an anarchist as a 12 year old edge lord is witty.

harrys_balzac ,

Exactly. They are as much an anarchist as a 12 year old edge lord is witty.

DragonTypeWyvern ,
phoenixz ,

This is a Photoshop or ai image, right? Right?

hemko ,

I remember there was news about Trump being invited to speak on some libertarian event

Cethin ,

Fuck. I’m assuming this is on purpose to associate their horrible nonsense with Anarchists. That better not catch on.

exanime , to lemmyshitpost in Goodbye, old friend.

Longer than a lot of my relationships…

TotallyNotSpez , to lemmyshitpost in Goodbye, old friend.

So long and thanks for all the dust.

Gerudo , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit submitted a bill of exchange, bank doesn't think so.

Reposition the car huh…

nailingjello ,

Lucky for him they will only reposition the car and not repossess it. Unless they reposition it back to bank custody.

Lost_My_Mind , to lemmyshitpost in Goodbye, old friend.

No no no. Unacceptable. I say we send a manned mission up to Mars, and reunite the rover with the pet rock.

This is the most important thing of this or any other generation. This will be the Zoomers moon landing moment. Disney will somehow own the copyright to this moment in 200 years, and make a largely ficticious, but partially inspired animated film based on this mission.

This is the first I’m hearing of this.

partial_accumen ,
BeigeAgenda , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit submitted a bill of exchange, bank doesn't think so.
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The guy forgot to sign at 45° in red ink, rookie mistake.

metaStatic ,

*Purple ink

it's what the sov in sovcit means

makyo , to games in Day 1 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I’ve been playing until A) I forget to post a Screenshot or B) I somehow run out of screenshots to share

Huh, is this maybe the newer Tomb Raider?

I’d do this too but every screenshot I posted would just be Elden Ring.

bassomitron ,

The post says it’s Uncharted 4.

Agreed about ER. Although, I try to play more relaxing games if I’m playing late in the evening. I’m finally at the final legacy dungeon in the DLC, and boy oh boy there’s an enemy in there that killed me so fast in like 3 hits. It was over before I even had time to react, lol. I called it a night and switched to something else before bed.

makyo ,

That’s the one thing I finally learned with the DLC that I should have learned long before this - leaving and coming back later instead of fighting and dying to a tough boss 30 times in a row

bassomitron ,

For sure, taking breaks is important if I get frustrated with a game. Fortunately enough the only boss to truly stump me so far has been Commander Gaius. I eventually summoned 2 of my friends and the fight became a lot more fun, but even with 2 other people it took us probably 15ish attempts due to the massive health increase caused by summons and I’m also on NG+. I’m sure the final boss will be tougher, since I’ve heard from everyone who crazy it gets.

I’ve been better about my pacing this DLC, too. When the game initially launched and I binged it for about 2 months straight and was super burnt out by the end (had a lot more free time back then due to COVID and only 1 kid).

MyNameIsAtticus OP ,
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I mean. To be fair, I’ve never played Elden Ring but from what I’ve seen it’s a very pretty game

Thorry84 ,

Elden Ring is absolutely beautiful. Since the DLC they’ve stepped up their game, using shadow and light to make something that’s really special.

finley , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit submitted a bill of exchange, bank doesn't think so.

“i submitted a fraudulent payment to the bank, and now they’re repossessing my wife’s car! what do i do?!”

well, first, be glad they didn’t report you to the authorities for fraud, and let them take the car back - which they now own - before you’re charged with grand theft auto.

rubikcuber , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit secured a carrier, Josh helped.
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“all the agents at the dealership now have notes at their cubicle about Private Travelers because of this transaction”

I bet they do.

ryathal ,

Label taxes as private sale fee…

PythagreousTitties ,

“easy money”.
-the note

TheFriar , (edited )

“And as I was walking out, I heard a single clap. Followed by another. And another. Faster, now. I turned to see Josh, slowly rising to his feet, a proud, silent respect in his eye. As I continued for the door, slowly but surely, a chorus of hands crescendoed into whoops and hollers. The entire dealership, the mechanics, the salesMEN, the wives, all stood staring in reverence, the wives in lust, as I pushed through the double glass doors in slow motion and out into my carrier. The credits rolled. True story.”

Riven ,
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The whole ‘what did you leant a out this transaction’ triggered me. Fuck you dude, I’m here to sell stuff not be your student.

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