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redcalcium , to programmer_humor in New developer

When I was a teenager, I made a page in Word, saved it as html, then uploaded it to geocities. Good times.

BiteCode ,

That was not far away from what frontpage was honestly.

fadedmaster ,
@fadedmaster@sh.itjust.works avatar

Oh jeez. I completely forgot about Frontpage. That just brought some memories back.

ctenidium ,

Very clever! You need to find the tools you can work with to accomplish your goal.

RiikkaTheIcePrincess ,
@RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social avatar

<.< When I was a teenager (maybe early teens? Idunno, I’m not super old 😅 🧓 ) that’s just how we made websites 😹

narc0tic_bird ,

That’s what started it all for me tbh :D

dingus , to lemmyshitpost in hole

Wtf I hate this why

bstix ,

Trypophobia in action.

dingus ,

I mean why create it!!

yogi_pogi ,

Because there is enjoyment from watching people suffer. Probably a German word

AGuyAcrossTheInternet ,

Schadenfreude!

Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Trypophobia + mosquitoes

grte ,

18+ mosquitoes sucking my blood is pretty awful even without a phobia.

Empricorn , (edited )
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Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Crocs are cool again

kewwwi OP ,

fuck no

Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Crocs are shockingly prominent at high schools and college campuses these days.

expatriado ,

if everyone jumped off a bridge…

Viking_Hippie ,

So’s chlamydia, doesn’t make it cool.

Valmond ,

So are STIs.

danc4498 ,

My kids love crocks. I get it though. They look comfortable and who cares if they’re ugly af.

They’re the sweatpants of the feet.

rickyrigatoni ,

Sweatpants aren’t ugly.

ILikeBoobies ,

Yeah but the guy forgot his socks

prime_number_314159 , to memes in Scraping scraping scraping.

There’s a lot of answers here, but I don’t think anyone said the magic words. To reseason cast iron, you need an oil high in poly-unsaturated fatty acids. Those are the kind that can chain together, and form a good polymer coating.

The thing that trips me up most about this subject is that 140 years ago, pork fat was very good for seasoning cast iron. Today, it isn’t, because the composition of the fat has changed significantly.

The best seasoning coats will be thin, not appear or feel oily, give the pan a dark color slightly more glossy than an eggshell, and resist mild detergents, metal spatulas, and heat high enough to sear a steak on. If you have a layer of loose stuff in the pan, that’s just a layer of gunk, and is probably adding some weird flavors to anything you cook.

dojan ,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

The thing that trips me up most about this subject is that 140 years ago, pork fat was very good for seasoning cast iron. Today, it isn’t, because the composition of the fat has changed significantly.

That sounds very interesting! Is it because of the way pigs are raised now compared to back then? They eat way fewer babies now, I bet.

prime_number_314159 ,

I don’t know what causes the difference, I just compared the first nutrition breakdown of rendered pork fat I could find to a recent USDA publication. I’m under the impression that we mostly grow different breeds of pork, on bigger farms, using a more consistent food blend, so pretty much everything has changed in that time.

menemen ,

Don’t know of the given info about the pans is correct. But animals nowadays are defintly way more “optimized” than they used to be. Both genetically and the stuff they eat.

barsoap ,

To reseason cast iron, you need an oil high in poly-unsaturated fatty acids.

In other words: Linseed.

Though I wouldn’t go so far as to say “need”. Linseed works much better, builds a nicer patina very quickly, but pretty much any fat works. In practice mine is getting seasoned with olive oil because that’s what I have standing around in the kitchen.

Proper technique is much more important in practice: First and foremost heat empty, then add oil and fry, then clean, ideally without degreasing (boiling water and a spatula do wonders), then (if necessary) add a drop of oil and try to rub it off with kitchen tissue, then put back on the stove to dry and maybe polymerise a little. Always have that thin layer of oil otherwise the pan is going to rust.

You can have a perfect patina, if you don’t heat up the pan before putting stuff in there things are still going to stick. You can have practically no patina, if you bring up just a single thin layer of any fat up to its smoke point and after that add oil (so the thing isn’t completely dry) things aren’t going to stick.

llama ,
@llama@midwest.social avatar

Be careful with linseed oil as it spontaneously combusts! My friend used it on something and left the rag in the garage, and it literally burnt their house down.

barsoap ,

Not an issue once on the pan: Linseed oil oxidises quite quickly when exposed to air which is where the heat is coming from and it’s certainly exposed to air on a pan, however, the pan is also an excellent heatsink and not flammable. Rags are a combination of even more exposure to oxygen (because the oil soaks into fibres and then has lots of surface area) combined with the rag being flammable, those are very specific circumstances. Bottles of the stuff also don’t spontaneously combust in the fridge, they only spoil within a week or so (for culinary use, that is, it’s still perfectly fine to season pans with it, and is still food-safe. Just starts to taste like ass quite quickly but that doesn’t matter when you burn the stuff anyway)

But yes I should probably have mentioned that I flush my kitchen tissues when working with linseed oil.

laurelraven ,

Linseed has an awfully low smoke point though, wouldn’t seasoning built with it burn off when trying to cook at higher temperatures?

barsoap ,

A good patina will contain a good chunk of burnt oil, it’s not that the stuff vanishes when smoke gets produced linseed oil in fact produces very little smoke compared to say canola. Never getting to the smoke point of whatever you have on there will result in a non-black and not entirely unlikely also gooey patina.

It’s not a good idea to go miles beyond the smoke point but hovering around it is pretty much optimal. You use oils with higher smoke points if you want a more aggressive sear without ruining the taste of whatever it is you’re searing, the thin layer you smoke off when heating the pan, or that smokes off while the pan is cooling off quickly after adding oil+ingredients, is generally so miniscule that it doesn’t really affect taste short of giving some wok hei which is generally a good thing. If the smoke alarm goes off or you need to open a window you’re overdoing it.

Blackrook7 ,

What changed about pork fat?

Strawberry ,

i would also like to know

Cannibal_MoshpitV3 , to lemmyshitpost in This gem got removed from 196
negativeyoda , to mildlyinfuriating in This website that threatens anyone who right clicks

There is a 100% chance this warning correlates with the actual content on this site being hot garbage

skillissuer ,
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it is

Mastengwe , to memes in I do not condone violence against political opponents

I used to be the type that would argue for nuance in such accusations. That blanket statements are foolish, and that not all of a thing can be blamed for the actions of just some of a thing-

But yeah. If you’re a conservative/republican….

You’re a fascist.

franklin ,
@franklin@lemmy.world avatar

I think the biggest red flag for me lately has been libertarian because what I’ve learned that actually means is you’re the insane flavor Republican but don’t want the bad PR

Hextubewontallowme , (edited )
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Modern right-libertarians are just the right-wing of liberalism taken to their most extreme, specifically in their propertarianism, especially in a settler colonial society like U.S, Australia, Northern Ireland, and Israel…

I call them right libertarians because the term “libertarian” has been co-opted to hell by them

“One gratifying aspect of our rise to some prominence is that, for the first time in my memory, we, ‘our side,’ had captured a crucial word from the enemy . . . ‘Libertarians’ . . . had long been simply a polite word for left-wing anarchists, that is for anti-private property anarchists, either of the communist or syndicalist variety. But now we had taken it over…”

  • Murray Rothbard
franklin ,
@franklin@lemmy.world avatar

Absolutely I understand that the broader political definition of libertarian is not what it’s been co-opted to be in North America.

Here it is inextricably linked to the most insane rhetoric, used only the brainwash people into voting against their interest.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

I sometimes like to read Rothbard’s The Betrayal of the American Right just to laugh at him.

What did you think would happen, you slavery-defending doofus? All the real libertarians warned you.

ZombieMantis ,
@ZombieMantis@lemmy.world avatar

It depends. I’ve known some people who use it to say they’re the crazy type or Republican too, but I’ve also heard it used by more moderate Republicans and conservatives, who don’t want to associate with Trump and the other authoritarians in the right-wing of the party. I’ve also seen it used by non-aligned voters, who don’t have another label for themselve, so just default to “libertarian”, because they’ve heard it before.

billgamesh ,

this essay by Huey P Newton is pretty good about anarchism being good theory, but typically counterproductive in caste societies like US

Masterblaster420 ,

glad you finally caught up. it’s depressing to see how many good people are just catching up. it makes sensible solutions seem impossible.

jackpot ,
@jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

firstly, american-centric. secondly, theyre not all MAGA

franklin ,
@franklin@lemmy.world avatar

The post is American centric and if you wanted some more diverse content just make it instead of complaining and making the place worse overall

Masterblaster420 ,

fuck off. if we can fix america first, the rest of the world is easy.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

American Exceptionalism at work, but not entirely wrong. The American political and cultural impact is simply massive. A true left shift in American domestic politics has profound impacts for the globe.

As does a further rightward shift. Particularly when it means the two nations with MAD capability are both fascist.

xor ,

if you tolerate fascists and hang out with fascists, then you’re all fascists

TheOriginalGregToo ,

What is your definition of “fascist”?

Phegan ,

I would rather spend time fighting fascists than being pedantic

Masterblaster420 ,

exactly.

InputZero ,
AngryCommieKender ,

The only good fascist is a dead fascist. All four of my grandparents that fought in WWII, and one of them fought in WWII, taught me that, while they taught me how to shoot.

Facebones ,

It’s weird how we fought a war against fascism less than 100 years ago and now like 75% of Americans (even those who aren’t faschie) think the real fascists are those who oppose platforming fascists.

Facebones ,

There was a time I wouldn’t automatically judge a Republican voter.

Those times are long gone.

Masterblaster420 ,

I got downvoted into oblivion yesterday for suggesting that an easy solution to the world’s problems easily begins in America with a Rwandan style genocide of conservatives.

Facebones ,

My morals say that solution is bad.

Their morals dictate that I not take it off the table. If somebody only speaks French, you won’t get anywhere speaking Japanese.

Masterblaster420 ,

exactly.

TheOriginalGregToo ,

As well you should have been. If you can’t see how this is problematic then I truly think you should sell professional help. You are not the morally justified party in this scenario.

Masterblaster420 ,

lol. who is morally justified? please explain.

mriormro ,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

This is an incredibly fucked up thing to want and if you can’t see that then you’re already lost.

Masterblaster420 ,

not really. want to elaborate on your thinking here? i promise i can have a nuanced talk about it.

mriormro ,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

You’re literally calling for a genocide. There is no position or nuanced take that you can have to arrive at anything rational. Seek help.

Masterblaster420 ,

no. i’m not going to seek help. this is a simple trolley dilemma, and if you don’t understand that soon, you’re dooming billions.

mriormro ,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

A trolley dilemma does not represent real life. It’s meant as a simple thought exercise. Genuinely, you’re a fucking idiot and a real part of the problem.

Masterblaster420 ,

why does a trolley dilemma not represent real life? why is the problem not a simple thought exercise? genuinely, GFY.

Facebones ,

It’s pretty telling how yall are cool with it from the party whose entire thing is eradication of everyone but cishet white men from society, but as soon as somebody wants to stop them from doing so it’s “mental illness.”

feedum_sneedson ,

They are utterly lost.

reverendsteveii ,

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/bd0135af-bf02-4cd1-a8a5-ab97b1e9fd89.png

Why judge when you can just believe what they tell you with their own mouths?

Facebones ,

I showed my friend a PragerU the other day, this woman going on about how she had a 6 figure job at a “major entertainment company” but always felt empty and alone until she found a man to push her to quit and pump out babies, and ended with a title card with DOMESTIC EXTREMISM in big bold letters and a tagline along the lines of “will save us all” or whatever.

She thought it was parody, oh you sweet summer child.

pingveno ,

I always felt empty and alone until I had a nice strong man to pump me full of babies! Ugh.

Masterblaster420 ,

and the easiest way to fix the world is to remove all of them from it. Can I get an amen?

Estt ,

Out of curiosity, what’s your definition of fascist? What are the fascist characteristics that you see in the Republican voters?

lolcatnip ,

Go down this list any tell me how many traits don’t apply to Republicans. openculture.com/…/umberto-eco-makes-a-list-of-the…

FuglyDuck , (edited ) to mildlyinfuriating in This is $87 worth of shopping. Please feel free to use the space below to critique my purchases
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

So, some points for consideration….

Canned vegetables will have around half their product weight in Canning Liquid. So keep that in mind when comparing prices on frozen ($0.082/ozverse canned ($.044/oz).

Frozen is also usually better in quality (texture, nutrient value) and lower in salt and other preservatives. Modern freezing centers are frequently able to get nearly as good as fresh; and might come out on top if you’re not buying from the farmers market.

Lentils and rice represent a whole protein, and are easily adapted to a variety of flavors; (For example); takes about 10 minutes of prep, 25-30 of reasonably hands off time and can be easily made in advance and augmented with fruits and vegetables. (For example, sautéed squash/zucchini plopped on top.) or basically any kind of stir fry mix.

Block cheeses are going to save you money, compared to sliced or shredded.

On that note, Alfredo (or rather pasta al burro) is super simple to make; albeit requiring some technique and experience : reserve some (hot) pasta water, in a large bowl, soft butter and the drained pasta. Stir until coated toss in the parmigano regianno; use the pasta water to help emulsify and melt the cheese. (Alfredo melts 3x butter with heavy cream, reduces that then adds the pasta and cheese, a bit more work, imo.)

You’re probably thinking I’m a snob for using the Italian name for Parmesan. Fun fact: in the US Parmesan is not in fact Parmigiano reggiano as it is in the EU- but if you stick to block cheese and away from that Kraft shaker Parmesan, you’ll be fine. (It’s cheese, mostly, but there’s stuff added to it that makes it… not good… for sauces.)

Also, in a similar vien, a mornay sauce can replace Mac and cheese tubs, and generally don’t require extra time compared to just cooking the pasta. (Equal parts melted butter and flour, whisk together until smooth, medium-low heat. Whisk in milk slowly until the consistency of heavy cream, then whisk in shredded or cubed cheese a bit at a time, letting it melt. When the pasta is mostly cooked, reserve some of the water and drain the rest, finish the pasta in the sauce, using the pasta water to control consistency and as an emulsifier.)(if you want to get fancy, before making the roux, sauté a minced clove of garlic and maybe some minced onion in the butter, then proceed. Black pepper to taste.)

Oh, and pro tip, heads of garlic cost less than the jars of minced grossness. Similarly, saving scraps like onions, carrots, celery, ginger, mushrooms, and stuff, can then be simmered in a lot of water to make stock, and can add flavor and nutrients to things like rice or stews (potatoes, mushrooms?)

linearchaos ,
@linearchaos@lemmy.world avatar

Also if note keep an eye on value when selecting sizes. Rice and grains go down in price per weight drastically when you buy larger quantities. I buy extreme bulk for flour and rice. The flower lasts me months the rice lasts me years and I’m paying less than half as much for my rice and flour

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

if it’s brown rice, it doesn’t last years- 3-6 months is good, you can vacbag and freeze, though. But while white rice might last years at room temperature, you’re still paying for storage, and running the risk of vermin or it getting wet or otherwise ruined while it is being stored. This is one of those “you do you” things, but, I know my pantry doesn’t have space for 2 years worth of rice…

aniki ,

yeah, I want to buy a costco bag of rice because its stupid cheap but I don’t want to have that much grain storage. but you could get like at least a 1/4 of all your caloric needs for a year for 40 bucks.

BirdyBoogleBop ,

On the garlic front taste a spoonful of minced garlic and then a clove of fresh garlic and you will then know how little garlic flavour is in that minced garlic. It’ll be night and day. spit the clove of garlic out once you do that cus it will be overpowering.

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

I would suggest not putting a full clove of raw garlic in your mouth, lol.

(the only time I do that is when people try to tell me garlic isn’t spicy and insist peppers are the only ‘spicy’ food. capsaicin isn’t spicy- it’s not even a flavonoid. It triggers the heat/temperature receptors rather than taste receptors; which is why it feels like burning. chewing a whole clove of garlic is a great way to cause an afternoon of indigestion, though.)

Ibaudia ,
@Ibaudia@lemmy.world avatar

Authentic Parmigiano Reggiano is technically not vegetarian, it contains rennet (though usually people don’t care)

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Rennet is one of those things that are going to depend on which vegetarian you’re talking to. It’s certainly not vegan. There’s also vegan alternatives to it that can be used. A lot of cheeses are made with rennet since it’s one of the most effective enzymes for curdling.

Sweetpeaches69 ,

FWIW, I bought cheese made with vegan rennet the other day. I had to look it up, and apparently it’s made from mushrooms. It blew my mind.

dan , (edited )
@dan@upvote.au avatar

Someone that has an $87 food budget probably isn’t going to buy imported Italian cheese.

There’s some US-made “parmesan” that’s somewhat decent and quite a bit cheaper than the legit Italian stuff, just make sure you buy a block of it and not anything pre-grated, and that it doesn’t have any filler ingredients.

Some US-made parmesan is produced using similar techniques to Parmigiano Reggiano, they just can’t legally call it that since it’s not made in a specific area in Italy.

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Block cheese in general will be okay, but some of it isn’t even made eith the same process and is instead just flavored with crap to make it taste the same.

Which in general, buy the best you can afford. Doesn’t have to be amazing, most people won’t even really know the difference anyhow.

Marighost , to lemmyshitpost in Amazon "search through reviews" is blindly just running an AI model now
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baatliwala ,

Adama Traore’s favourite product

arken , to lemmyshitpost in Someone help me make a 'transition metals' joke here...

The hard thing is finding an infant in a wheelchair to go with you

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Just find a regular infant and break its legs 🤷🏻‍♂️

WarmSoda ,

Another one!?

arken ,

I’m still missing a wheelchair. And now I really need to go.

zqwzzle ,

That’ll teach the little fucker for not handing over the candy.

rockerface ,

Last time I checked, infants can’t walk anyway

AngryCommieKender ,

Psalm 137: 9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

AngryCommieKender ,

Psalm 137: 9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

xmunk , to workreform in Why does a prospective employer need my address?

Racism. They never have to ask if you’re black but if you live in a predominantly black neighborhood they can decline to hire you without running afoul of anti-discrimination laws.

You’d be surprised how many things in America are just racism wearing a wig.

cerement ,
@cerement@slrpnk.net avatar

also known as redlining – nominally illegal but almost impossible to enforce (assuming anyone in authority even tries to enforce) …

Nastybutler ,

That can be determined by Zip Code alone. Exact address isn’t needed to determine which neighborhood an applicant is from in most major cities

Mirshe ,

True, but asking for your ZIP code feels more nebulous and undefined as to WHY. Asking for your full address is “oh, I guess so they can mail me things if they need to” for most applicants, so it gets looked past a lot easier. One of the few times where specificity wins out.

mikyopii , to programmerhumor in Developer stages of grief
@mikyopii@programming.dev avatar

I always run my queries in a script that will automatically rollback if the number of rows changed isn’t one. If I have to change multiple rows I should probably ask myself what am I doing.

assembly ,

Damn that’s a good idea. Going to write that down, put it in the to do list, and regret not dosing it.

takeda ,

I always start a session with disabling auto commit (note, I could add it to my settings, but then it would backfire that one time my settings don’t execute, so I’m making it a habit to type it out every time, first thing I connect)

BTW: what kind of genius decides that auto commit should be enabled by default?

mikyopii ,
@mikyopii@programming.dev avatar

That’s a good idea too. I’ll have to look into that.

SorryQuick ,

Or at least run it in the test database first. Or run your updates/deletes as select first.

pingveno , to memes in Schrödinger's USB-C, you only know if it supports what you want after you plug it in

On the plus side, no USB-A quantum mechanics.

KyuubiNoKitsune ,

I thought it was a 4th dimension thing?

pingveno ,
Pazuzu ,

lies, sometimes I still need to flip usb-c to get it in. there’s still a hidden dimension there, it’s just better hidden than before

guriinii , to lemmyshitpost in The Anti-Semetism is just incredible

Zionism is antisemitic

FlatFootFox , to programmerhumor in C++ Moment
@FlatFootFox@lemmy.world avatar

My favorite compile error happened while I was taking a Haskell class.

ghc: panic! (the ‘impossible’ happened)

The issue is plainly stated, and it provides clear next steps to the developer.

ignotum ,

I had a similar error, though not from the compiler
Error message just read this should never happen

RedBauble ,

Ah, good old PlarformIO

Speiser0 , to programmer_humor in What’s in a name?

Yes, I’ll name my child parent. This will reverse the tree, vertically.

LinearArray ,
@LinearArray@programming.dev avatar

It’s Sims 2 all over again.

kibiz0r , (edited )

And if they settle on they/them pronouns, you could have an inverted non-binary tree.

sverit ,

It’s like naming your dog ‘Cat’.

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