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JoMiran , to funny in Transformation complete
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If there was ever a man that deserves the ability to grow a full and thick beard, is this man. Alas, nature is sadistic.

intensely_human ,

This episode is brought to you by Rogaine

db2 , to lemmyshitpost in Guys will meet him and just say "hell yeah!"

High five for the guy talking about jacking off, what could possibly go wrong.

Chocrates ,

Looking for a JO Buddy to watch Tornados with.

wreckage ,

Hell yeah

Stalinwolf ,
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

Hah, yeah…

Heh…

Jackin’ off…

cholesterol ,

Share the load

Zozano ,
@Zozano@lemy.lol avatar

Before covid everyone was shaking each others hands. I can guarantee you that not all the handshakes I’ve had were clean, because I sometimes didn’t wash my hands after having a wank.

krimsonbun ,
@krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

what the fuck.

bane_killgrind ,

COVID saved us from zozano apparently

Worth it

Black_Gulaman ,
@Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It’s like, you held their dicks.

Viking_Hippie OP , to mildlyinfuriating in Hypersensitive tankie mod

This is the comment and of course toothy banned me for 3 days too.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/44fd0562-ed24-4371-aabd-8e269a56201f.jpeg

Just like they did for “sinophobia” when I expressed misgivings about Chinese and Hungarian cops joining forces 🤦

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e880a7ae-b22e-4768-ae0e-aab1de3e4179.jpeg

ptz ,
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

That’s like that meme post from a few years ago where it’s like (paraphrased):

Person 1: “I can’t stand homophobes”

Person 2: How dare you insult Christians like that.

Person 1: I never said “Christians”. You jumped on that grenade all by yourself.

TexMexBazooka ,

I got banned for “orientalism”, whatever that is

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Treating Asian culture or people as a particular stereotype.

Serinus ,

Criticizing China in any way.

TexMexBazooka ,

Ahhh now that adds up

livus ,
@livus@kbin.social avatar

Orientalism is this stuff.

Idk I personally enjoy seeing terms I learned in grad school being thrown around in a mod log.

Paradigm shifts keep the brain nimble.

TexMexBazooka ,

This is the comment in question, for what it’s worth

livus ,
@livus@kbin.social avatar

I can't see the whole comment.

Besides which it's a qualitative judgment so unless they did a full on Content Analysis grid on your ass, I'd probably not know what they meant, unless you were doing something really obvious like calling the Chinese "inscrutible".

I still kind of enjoy the novelty of seeing mods censor people for this arcane stuff. I wouldn't want to be on that instance but I quite like visiting it.

TexMexBazooka ,

I believe it was in reference to a comment about Mao and Stalin

maynarkh ,

Just like they did for “sinophobia” when I expressed misgivings about Chinese and Hungarian cops joining forces 🤦

Just love the thing where they twist any criticism of the Chinese state into perceived hate for Chinese people, but are so apprehensive when Israel tries to do the same. It’s reprehensible.

lennybird ,
@lennybird@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah that’s some petty bullshit.

Side note but I really appreciate the mod log feature.

Viking_Hippie OP ,

Yeah, me too. It’s a great feature!

AlexSup21 ,

If only we could see mod names in the modlog…

Viking_Hippie OP ,

You can in a link from your profile tab in Voyager, that’s were I got the dark mode screenshot from 🙂

AlexSup21 ,

Oh, that’s cool. But it would be cooler if it was visible in the instances’ modlog aswell

https://iusearchlinux.fyi/pictrs/image/02de677f-50e8-4a7f-a4fb-62d779035d2b.jpeg

breadsmasher , to insanepeoplefacebook in Now the eclipse is a librul conspiracee.
@breadsmasher@lemmy.world avatar

Round 1 - surge in measles due to anti vax

Round 2 - surge in blindness due to staring at the sun to own the libs

alilbee ,

Turn yourself into a dependent of the state to show how much of a cool conservative you are, or something.

RealFknNito ,
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

Then cut their own funding because nobody gets a free ride, not even the kids.

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

except rich people, they obviously need to be subsidized by the workers so that their wealth can trickle down

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

And these people are spreading disinformation in the form of what’s called coordinated messaging that illegal unvaccinated immigrants are the ones causing the measles outbreak! I’ve seen it all over Facebook.

Nikls94 , to lemmyshitpost in I feel so old.

I took this text and made ChatGPT translate it to 2008 teenager lingo:

Yo, what’s good? If you peep anything sketchy or straight-up wack, like a jacked-up toilet or whatever, hit me up at -number- ASAP. For real though, we’re low-key hustlin’ to make this campground poppin’. We ain’t stoppin’ till this spot’s lit AF and everyone’s vibin’ with it. We’re counting on you, fam. Much love, thanks!

That’s hella accurate

Noodle07 ,

I hate that this feels natural, and I wasn’t even speaking English in 2008

melpomenesclevage ,

I’m so sorry. Do you need a hug?

Noodle07 ,

I could use one for sure

melpomenesclevage , (edited )

hug

Edit: steal wallet, grab ass

RememberTheApollo_ ,

I feel like ChatGPT pulled this right out of 1999.

steeznson ,

“lit” seems like a 21st century artefact to me

gimpchrist ,
@gimpchrist@lemmy.world avatar

It’s straight up is… we said things were bomb or sick

PainInTheAES ,

Thanks park ranger Guy Fieri

lennybird ,
@lennybird@lemmy.world avatar

damn is lit and low-key really out of date now?

Nikls94 ,

I tell you the rapper‘s tongue that was lit AF back when Pimp my Ride was the shit is gonna be old lad‘s lingo sooner than…. The PS5 lost its stance to the PS6

Moxvallix , to lemmyshitpost in I feel so old.
@Moxvallix@sopuli.xyz avatar

Translated for gen alpha:

level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board

BestTestInTheWest ,

Are you saying that Gen alpha knows who zyzz is? As a millennial that makes be so happy. We’re all gonna make it brah.

theangryseal ,

Fellow millennial here. Dis white boy don’t got a clue.

I replied to the right comment this time. Finally got a clue.

funkless_eck ,

no. zyzz was niche for millennials.

BestTestInTheWest ,

Maybe in your country, he was not niche for millenials in Australia.

gimpchrist ,
@gimpchrist@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah okay Auntie Donna

LemmyKnowsBest ,

okay but that conveys no information whatsoever.

SkyezOpen ,

I’m like 70% sure they just make up words and infer meaning from tone.

nonfuinoncuro ,

marklar squanch

theangryseal ,

Fellow millennial here. Dis white boy don’t got a clue.

Edit: Ignore this. I replied to the wrong comment. Told you I don’t got a clue.

gun ,
@gun@lemmy.ml avatar

At that point, we may as well just return to monke and speak in grunts and ooks.

Moxvallix ,
@Moxvallix@sopuli.xyz avatar

(it’s a copypasta)

Geometrinen_Gepardi ,

Wassup playa!

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Groovy!

neptune , to memes in Happy Easter

He was openly spreading propaganda against the lawful government too!

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The dude was clearly a russian bot

Wogi ,
aeronmelon , to lemmyshitpost in She did her best ok?

I was in the later years of elementary school when the American school system really started to become grossly underfunded.

I repeatedly heard my teacher grumbling about copy paper and lack of supplies. A coupe of times, my teacher complained to ME! Expressing how they were stressed out about not being able to get all the stuff they needed to teach and didn’t mean to snap at me like that. O_O

I really felt bad for them, they couldn’t do anything to stop it.

Xanthrax ,
@Xanthrax@lemmy.world avatar

Same experience. They’re trying to turn education into a pyramid scheme.

MystikIncarnate , to lemmyshitpost in Anime pfps rise up

As someone who grew up on dialup, and professionally works in IT/networking…

No.

Just no.

The natives of the internet are not weebs.

Fal ,
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

Yeah, it’s furries

Brocon ,

Nope. Furries are a really recent phenomenon.

Fal ,
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

What? Not in terms of the history of the internet

Jomega ,

We’ve existed since the 80’s. The only thing recent about us is the population boom the internet gave us.

Brocon ,

But the broader visibility out of the niches is a more recent phenomenon. I’m around the net since the early bulletin boards thanks to my really forward looking parents. And jeah. I’ve seen shit early on. But furries are something that I’ve first encountered in their recent form in the late 2000s early 2010s. Andnthat was about 20 years after the first acoustic coupler sounds rang through my parents living room. And I sure as hell didn’t shy away from all the places where they could have been encountered.

chocosoldier ,

this is news to all of us greymuzzles with multiple decades invested in the fandom

MystikIncarnate ,

The natives of the internet are mainly coders from universities, they were the first ones online and they built the protocols we use to communicate. Their code is still in use. They wrote the RFC’s that govern everything.

One of my favorites is RFC 1925.

PM_Your_Nudes_Please ,

The natives of the internet are mainly coders from universities,

So in other words… Furries.

Iron_Lynx ,

RFC 1925

Published 1995, April 1st

Who’s to say engineers don’t like to have fun?

neidu2 , (edited ) to programmerhumor in Solutions? Where we're going, we don't need solutions.

Perl:

Problem -> $ @ % <=> <> =()= => ; qw() ])} select(undef, undef, undef, 0.25) =~ tr/.?\w\sREg3xfr0mhe|l/foo/g; $|++ &homebrewedFunction(%$ref, $_ , @_ ) -> solution

Source: I mainly code in perl. I like it, but I’ll be the first to admit that it’s not a beautiful language.

I was about to make an entry for lisp here, but I don’t have enough parentheses to draw the path to the solution.

msage ,

I was hired twice to write Perl, both times switched my department to something else after a few years.

Perl is good for command line processing, and absolutely god awful read-only magic hacks. Nothing else.

neidu2 ,

Perl is fine, provided that you never have to touch someone elses code.

marcos ,

Or yours

neidu2 ,

No. My code is perfect. It’s all of the others who write bullshit.

  • Every perl dev ever
palordrolap ,

Over the top tone: "Pretty sure that won't compile. $EVAL_ERROR modulo what you get from the filehandle called = isn't an lvalue that can be put through the Goatse operator that I'm aware of."

But seriously(?), I'm almost certain that's not how that would be parsed. = isn't a valid bareword, so Perl would choke on the spaceship operator not being a term... I think.

After testing... It's worse. I think it's parsing <> as the glob operator and = as a filespec.

For those who don't know Perl:

Because of its appearance, <=> really is called the spaceship operator (at least, when it can be parsed as an operator and not whatever happened above).

=()= by comparison has unofficially been called Goatse. If you don't know what Goatse is, find out at your own risk. If you do know, you can see why this particular pseudo-operator was given that name.

And if you're still reading, =()= is a pseudo-operator because it's not actually parsed as part of the syntax. It's literally an assignment operator = followed by an empty list () followed by another assignment operator =, providing list context to the outside of the equals signs that wouldn't otherwise be there.

[Why are you still still reading?] Context is important in Perl. If a function returns a list of values (which is something Perl functions can do) and you try to store the result in a scalar variable, replacing the usual = with =()= will store the number of elements returned rather than the last element of the list.

neidu2 , (edited )

It’s not supposed to be compilable. It’s more intended as a list of weird looking (but valid and useful) perl stuff.

As for the goatse operator, I’ve mostly used it for counting amount of regex matches.

Oh, and I forgot the diamond operator. Added.

grue ,

Be honest: you just mashed your fist on the keyboard, didn’t you?

MonsiuerPatEBrown , (edited )

www.foo.be/docs/tpj/issues/…/tpj0404-0015.html

The Perl Poetry Contest - The Perl Journal, Winter 1999

#!/usr/bin/perl

asylum.pl

by Harl

close (youreyes);
bind (yourself, fast);

while ($narcosis) {
exists $to($calm);
not calm;
}

accept the, anesthesia;
seek the, $granted, $asylum’
and wait;

stat ically;

unlink and listen (in, $complicity);

for (a, little) {
system (“sync hronicity”);
}

mindbleach ,

Perl is write-only code. Larry Wall raised a monkey’s paw and asked for a language that works the way programmers want. So most Perl is the first thing someone tried, unfiltered by rigid syntax putting your thoughts in order, compiler warnings bringing side effects to mind, or even names forcing you to decide what a variable is. An uncommented Perl script is raw brain patterns displayed as ASCII.

Thank god it runs like crap. We’d be in so much trouble if it was fast. Optimized C isn’t exactly gorgeous, but any project that compiles proves someone looked at the code more than once.

evranch ,

I love the term “write-only code”, it’s perfect. I used to love Perl as it felt like it flowed straight from my brain into the keyboard. What a free and magical language.

So it turned out I had ADHD. Took meds, went back to C/++ with renewed appreciation, haven’t touched Perl since as it horrifies me to look at it. What a nightmare of dangling references and questionable typing. Any language that allows you to cast a string to a function and call it really needs to sit down and think about what it’s doing.

mindbleach ,

So it turned out I had ADHD.

Genuine LOL. Yeah… yeah, that’s Perl in a nutshell. Creating Perl: ‘why aren’t all languages like this?!’ Editing Perl: ‘oh.’

CapeWearingAeroplane ,

I believe eval would like a word with you…

evranch ,

As I said,

C/++ with renewed appreciation

No such thing as eval in non-interpreted languages. Unless you’re crazy enough to invoke the compiler and exec() the result.

I used eval too in my Perl days which is why I specifically called it out. IMO any time you see eval used there should be another, more proper way to do it.

CapeWearingAeroplane ,

I was joking, and definitely agree with you. I don’t think I’ve used eval since my first programming course in uni.

Edit: Except for monkey hacks for laughs of course.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I personally never understood how anyone could find Perl appealing or even “good” to program in, probably because I could never understand wtf the code was meant to do

_haha_oh_wow_ , to funny in Good rule of thumb
@_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works avatar

“Hey, I’ll trade you 5 ramen packets for 2 cans of coke.”

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Fuck hell, jail burrito time again!

GardenVarietyAnxiety ,

Are we talking noodles and all or just the seasoning packets?

I’m down either way, I just gotta know what I’m getting into.

_haha_oh_wow_ ,
@_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works avatar

Noodles and all, I am a generous man. Feel free to throw in an extra can though.

umbrella , to programmerhumor in Some Valentine's Love
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

you are the only cloudfare DNS for me?

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

there’s no place like 127.0.0.1

“there’s no place like localhost?”

olafurp ,

Yeah, it’s so out of touch, at least put “192.168.1.*” or something. It’s very individualistic.

FutileRecipe ,

You’re one out of 254 usable hosts.

CyberEgg , to memes in Android privacy ROM >> iOS

Have you checked your “Downloads”-folder?

InternetCitizen2 OP ,

I’m just checking this meme instead

dadGPT ,

where exactly is the downloads folder?

MentalEdge ,
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

On Android it’s in the root folder. So basically if you just open any file explorer app, it should be on the first screen. The equivalent to the “C” drive or “My Computer” on Windows.

WarmSoda ,

In your phone. Just like how your computer has things in the C drive.

ummthatguy ,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

The files are in the computer?

https://j.gifs.com/yEYDA8.gif

KpntAutismus ,

/storage/emulated/0/Download

that’s what total commander told me

CyberEgg ,

For Android, I can recommend CX Filebrowser

BCsven ,

I haven’t tried that one but FX filebrowser is awesome

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

So convenient .

PatMustard ,

Well /storage/emulated/0/ seems to be sort of like a home folder, so it is quite convenient

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

It’s the kind of /home you have when you don’t want people to stumble upon it… The kind of place you archive your “homework” in.

PatMustard ,

Not my gentleman’s special interest literature!

joe_cool ,

Total Commander is a godsend. I don’t know how people use Windows or Android without it.

50_centavos ,

Who is this commander and why is he is fucking around with my downloads?

MonkderZweite ,

We conveniently place that stuff in /home/$USER in Unix-likes. Even have standards to re-define Downloads & co. path.

Guess Google wanted the share-to-app and share-to-cloud like Apple, but rven there users sometimes like s file manager.

dan1101 ,

I just run Files and the Downloads folder is listed there under Categories.

Gork ,

Who the fuck knows.

lolcatnip ,

Like the fictional village of Germelshausen, it only appears for a single day every 100 years.

Enkers ,

Not always, though. Some apps save images to /Pictures, and in there, some of them make their own folder. It really is kinda half baked.

clearleaf ,

Sometimes it’s their own folder in their own sandboxed app directory. A lot of apps do that now to avoid permissions issues. Like the GBA emulator I use no longer puts game saves in the user’s root directory so you can’t even see them without a USB connection to a PC, and even if you do that it’s extreme obfuscated.

Baku ,

Ok the first bit I can kinda understand, but obfuscating them? Now that has to be intentional

Moonrise2473 ,

If you refer to pizza boy, the dev told me by email that there’s an option to save somewhere else (I sent an email complaining that hiding saves in /android/data/com.app.blabla is stupid (can only be accessed via USB and it gets wiped when you uninstall the app), at least use /android/media/com.app.blabla

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

if it’s images you’re looking for, have you checked your gallery? if an app saves an image in a way it doesn’t show up in your gallery, get a better app cuz that one sucks

MonkderZweite ,

What, Downloads/04gd8365he.pdf?

azvasKvklenko , to lemmyshitpost in What are these plants called?

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

simple ,

Been a while since I’ve seen this one

mp3 , to lemmyshitpost in Lemmy world irl meet up footage 2024
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0x4E4F ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m pretty sure that’s not Rust…


<span style="color:#323232;">fn main() {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    println!("Hello, world!");
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span>
Iapar ,

Hello, world!

KnightontheSun ,

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