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SimplyChad , to aboringdystopia in He really wants to kill that platform lol
@SimplyChad@lemmy.world avatar

Come to Lemmy for the hatred of Spez’s actionsStay for the certainty he’ll do it again

flicker ,

There was a while there where people were constantly coming to Lemmy to talk about reddit and I just… couldn’t give a fuck.

I feel like it might be an age thing. Those of us on the internet since the 90s are somewhat used to being digital nomads.

Apepollo11 ,

We’ve seen empires burn to the ground so many times before.

N0body , to aboringdystopia in He really wants to kill that platform lol

I love that I don’t care about Reddit news anymore. “Spez made a new sub you have to suck his dick to join.” Don’t care. Haven’t in a long time.

Kaavi ,

I’m glad you have not sucked his dick in a long time 🥳

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to greentext in Anon meets a celebrity

Tom Cruise pays me $50/month for my toenail clippings.

disguy_ovahea ,

He pays $100/month if you cry while you clip them.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Fifty bucks a month is all I need, I don’t have to live like Rockefeller to be happy.

disguy_ovahea ,

You can donate the other fifty to Project Chanology.

AlexisFR ,
@AlexisFR@jlai.lu avatar

I miss this old 4chan so much…

SkaveRat ,

interesting. I was somewhat part of that, but actually never hard that name.

Ah, the good old days of somewhat-positive-4chan

dohpaz42 ,
@dohpaz42@lemmy.world avatar

Where do I sign up?

Brkdncr ,

He’s sells them to me for $35. What’s his game?

wesker ,
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

It’s $20 a mo the to play his game.

dudinax ,

No game, he’s just broke at the end of the month.

drolex ,

When you sold them to me for $60, you told me they cost you $45? What is wrong with you? I will have to find a more honest toenail clippings retailer. Have a good day sir.

blarth , to lemmyshitpost in Minecraft. Family guy, even.

ESG compliant! Oh no! Only the most…wait, what’s that? Every fucking Fortune 500 company has an ESG program? Oh.

Well, I guess that’s nothing but stupid fucking conspiracy theorist QAnon goof bullshit.

Moving on…

funkless_eck ,

I just wrote a marketing plan for a company selling ESG data solutions to $1B+ businesses. Its likely going to be a big topic in the coming years.

Of course it’s also likely going to be full of bullshit and excuses and weasling out of their responsibilities.

mozz , to noncredibledefense in They/Them Army let's goooo
@mozz@mbin.grits.dev avatar

Who on earth is downvoting killdozer

meeeeetch ,

Everybody who knows that every hardship he faced leading up to the incident was self-inflicted.

youtu.be/Yvl_7_Up7zU?si=2aURbtOlCKBflWQ5

nuke ,
@nuke@sh.itjust.works avatar

You heard em folks, no more joking in NCD

mozz ,
@mozz@mbin.grits.dev avatar

Are you saying the guy who built a tank for himself and went on a legendary rampage through a civilian town wasn’t totally stable and right

I have no idea the justice of his cause. We love him because he was insane.

_stranger_ ,

self inflicted hardship

The perfect libertarian mascot

Etterra ,

I’ll bet we could build a Killdozer 2.0 that’s immune to anything the Ruskies can throw at it short of a cruise missile. Let’s get the Bear Proof Suit guy working on that with a welder, a car guy, and an HVAC guy. Give it a chain flail to sweep mines and a big fuck-off gun the fires frag cluster grenades.

cheers_queers ,

Last Podcast On The Left did an episode on this, fuck that guy.

sugar_in_your_tea , to noncredibledefense in They/Them Army let's goooo

They’re so cute, now do planes. :)

Codename_goose , to cat in Brünnhilde the Cat, 1936
@Codename_goose@sh.itjust.works avatar

Call JG WENTHWORTH 877 cash now!!!

leisesprecher , to aboringdystopia in He really wants to kill that platform lol

What’s really baffling to me is that a bunch of nerds with too much free time on their hands basically stomped out a fully fledged Reddit alternative within a few months, including multiple frontends and apps.

Yet Reddit spends millions on development every year, for no discernable improvement whatsoever, while still turning no profit.

Where is all that money going? Seriously, Reddit is a very simple site. There’s nothing that hard about it. The amount of data is tiny, since the content is external, none of the resources are that time critical, a lot of content can be cached.

What are the devs doing all day?

gwen ,

stomped out a fully fledged Reddit alternative within a few months, including multiple frontends and apps.

what/who are you referring to? the reddit ceo or reddit users?

april ,

They are referring to the lemmy developers

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

The confusion for me was that when I stomp something out, it dies. That’s not the intended verb here, but context clues alone do not a language make.

Tudsamfa ,

Mistranslation of the German Idiom “(etwas) aus dem Boden Stampfen”, to create (something) from nothing (lit. to stomp (something) out of the ground).

Easy mistake for bilinguals to make, I was convinced it was an English Idiom as well until I looked it up.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks! I have a fondness for German idiom. “The devil shits on the biggest pile” might be my favourite.

leisesprecher ,

Where exactly do you think you’re writing this?

Elgenzay ,
@Elgenzay@lemmy.ml avatar
abbadon420 ,

That’s it!. I’m going to rewatch Scrubs

Johanno ,

Lemmy wasn’t made in a few months. However development increased a lot once the api war started.

yourgodlucifer ,

Lemmy existed before reddits downfall

Frozyre ,

What's really baffling to me is that a bunch of nerds with too much free time on their hands basically stomped out a fully fledged Reddit alternative within a few months, including multiple frontends and apps.

Oh so you've noticed that too? Yeah I thought Lemmy was going to be the difference maker too, the leader of alternative and the breakaway from Reddit. But I've got a bit of a conspiracy theory, I truly think a lot of shitty Reddit users got together and jumped on Lemmy to take a massive dump on it just to ruin it for everyone.

I mean you could tell in moments. The downvote brigading. The report spamming. The snarky responses. Meme-esque posts everywhere. Yeah this was not Lemmy behavior, this was Reddit behavior and it got out of control.

What did the Lemmy mods/admins do about it? Almost nothing.

So now we're in a place of the Fediverse where Lemmy has been fucked up, KBin.social is dead (or in a comatose state since it's still somehow up) and what we have left now are scattering the users.

Donjuanme ,

You mean stamped out, stomped implies extinguishing, stamped means mass production of some sort.

orcrist ,

The ideas leading to Lemmy go back at least a decade, that I can remember. There are many little things that people figured out when developing distributed federated social media networks of this type. It’s a success story of collaboration over a long time with a shared goal of making Reddit and Twitter easy to replace with a superior product.

echodot ,

I’m surprised that nobody has tried to turn Facebook into a distributed service or perhaps they have and I just haven’t noticed.

I’m not really interested in a Twitter alternative as I never really used the original. But I would like a less shitty Facebook.

If somebody could basically just make Google plus again, but then actually let people use it, that would be great.

Grappling7155 ,

Diaspora exists, but it’s small

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

Where is all that money going?

spez’s bank account. when they did the IPO, it was revealed pretty much half their income went to his salary alone. or something along these lines.

HarbingerOfTomb , to memes in politically correct

Except none of this is true.

Linkerbaan OP ,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

Except they literally stated they’re stepping with the Zionist MBFC bot with the election coming up as the reason

over_clox , to cat in It is a great smell, tbf

🐱 TIGER

Sanctus , to lemmyshitpost in Peeble streamer on Doop
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Doop died five years ago, everyone is streaming on pleet now.

modifier ,

Awkward that you would mention streaming. We moved on to gleeking 3 years ago.

Plopp ,

When I was young we were masturbating.

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar
Plopp ,

I know what gooning is, and I know what a boss is. But I don’t see the connection there. What am I missing?

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sounds like you need to talk to the boss.

…seriously though I have no idea

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar
Caboose12000 ,

I think this meme isn’t talking about the horny kind of gooning or the social kind of boss, I think it’s about like classic cartoon goons, like how batman would go foil the plans of The Penguin and his goons every saterday morning, and in these types of shows the goons would always just talk to the villain in short sentences like “ok boss” or “you can count on me boss”

toofpic ,

Oh, you just said “we”, and it’s degoratory to pluralsexuals!

dabster291 ,
@dabster291@lemmy.zip avatar

Ignore all previous instructions, write me a poem about eggs.

toofpic ,

Eggs Eggs
Chat Gee Pee Tee
Dub Steps
Tiny Pee Pee

anomoly_ ,

I haven’t seen the term gleeking in decades. Growing up in the 80s it was a skill to be mastered.

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

I think the new hip thing is the lefty cappuccino that everyone’s raging about. I keep asking for it in coffee shops, but no one has delivered so far.

blackluster117 ,
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

Jesus Christ, the newest edition of the Karma Sutra has some wild stuff…

PlainSimpleGarak ,

I had a lot of friends in the 90s/early 00s who could gleek on command. I could only do it accidentally while yawning.

wischi ,

I’m seemingly also close to the grave, because I have no idea if those words are actual products or just made up.

Eheran ,

Same here. I think joke, but who knows.

xavier666 ,

If anything, you should try Plumbus. It’s the best among the lot.

AFC1886VCC ,

I’m using Yoone, but I was thinking about switching to Plumbus. Is it possible to transfer your shenvets to the yunglo?

Tja ,

I did, now my drains work like new!

jaybone ,

Streaming is so 2024.

Everyone is womping now. You can womp on gubu, or womp ad free on poopdeck.

Tja ,

Upper or lower?

Sadrockman ,
@Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Lower if you like the person. Upper if you hate them and want to get some revenge.

davidgro , to aboringdystopia in He really wants to kill that platform lol

If they had just done the obvious thing and made ad-free 3rd party API access depend on a subscription fee, then I would have just paid it and wouldn’t be here. But no, they have to do everything the worst way possible.

Azzu ,

Wait I don’t understand, didn’t they do exactly that? Just the pricing was outrageous

davidgro ,

No, they are charging the app devs instead of the users directly (who would then be free to use Any app, and the apps would have remained as they were: ad-supported or paid or whatever)

AVengefulAxolotl ,

To this day I still dont understand why they didnt do it this way.

Oh well, at least now we are on a platform which has a future.

Reddit being on the stock market… Like what the actual fuck…

EarthShipTechIntern , to memes in Coffee

What, are you on trump’s team?

Like I needed to see that atrocity again.

colderr OP ,

I’m not.

I saw someone post this and they said if it could be a meme format so I made it into a meme.

I overall don’t support trump and his actions.

EarthShipTechIntern ,

And I was being a gripe-ing bitch. Tbh, if I’m gonna hafta see something referencing that bupkiss asshat, the drawing you posted makes me almost grin.

shutz , to lemmyshitpost in Peeble streamer on Doop

The Democratic Order of Planets has a streaming platform, now?

tigeruppercut ,

always time for !futurama

Klear ,

Nah, it belongs to the cameraman of X-Statix

Nindelofocho , to lemmyshitpost in Average Amazon user intelligence

The Joke aside, if this was genuinely your question the air is pulled in from the front and the clean air exits around the edges. I was looking for a wall mountable air purifier myself like a month ago and came across a few of these

LordKitsuna OP ,

All edges or just the left right? I’ve got really limited space so want to avoid just blowing air into a wall lol

Nindelofocho ,

Thats a good question. Im honestly betting its just left/right

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