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phoenixz , to insanepeoplefacebook in This is how religious conservatives talk about their wives and families.

Funny how the “unsaved mom” thing is an issue with him now that they have a child, but when his peepee saw her bewbs that was no problem whatsoever so he still stuck it in.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

I bet he tells the kid her mom is going to hell.

mr_satan , to memes in Coffee
@mr_satan@monyet.cc avatar

Jokes on you, my coffee maker is me

nebulaone , to lemmyshitpost in Rule gott
@nebulaone@lemmy.world avatar

Average Spongebob Schwammkopf episode.

johannesvanderwhales , to meanwhileongrad in Found in the wild, on a lemmy.world post

Maybe you should be more worried about the fact that they can afford million dollar disposable beach front vacation homes

goat ,

Parasites aren’t they?

watersnipje , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit needs help, not criticism.

It’s like they’re playing one of those games where you have to describe something but you’re not allowed to say certain words.

chris ,
@chris@l.roofo.cc avatar

It really looks like they think that if they use the correct magic words, they will never have to pay for anything. The only reason it didn’t work is because they forgot a word or said something wrong.

orrk ,

that’s EXACTLY what they are doing, they believe that saying the wrong word publically is legally binding curse letting the government control them again

manucode , to lemmyshitpost in Rule gott
@manucode@infosec.pub avatar
  • Ich liebe dich , mein schönes Sauerkraut.
nebulaone ,
@nebulaone@lemmy.world avatar

Meine Damen und Herren; Der deutscheste Kommentar aller Zeiten.

vovo , to mildlyinfuriating in 51% + 50% = ?

49.5+50.5 rounded?

wesker , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit went to the DMV, DMV did not understand sovcit.
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

They’ve uncovered all that SECRET KNOWLEDGE but they’ve yet to figure out INTROSPECTION.

edgemaster72 ,
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

They can’t get that from a third party website, nor can they find it in the place it should be coming from (their brain)

homesweethomeMrL ,

Maybe there’s a tiktok about it. Or, y’know, a bitchute or whatever.

Reverendender , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit went to the DMV, DMV did not understand sovcit.

There’s gotta be a mind altering substance component to all this. There just has to be.

finley ,

Self-delusion is a powerful drug

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

As is meth.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

I would say I think that’s correct from my general impression of them.

FlexibleToast ,

It’s desperation.

AlexisFR ,
@AlexisFR@jlai.lu avatar

That’s lead laced water.

eager_eagle , to mildlyinfuriating in 51% + 50% = ?
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

rounding half up


<span style="color:#323232;">round(49.5) + round(50.5)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">50 + 51
</span>

as opposed to banker’s rounding / rounding half to even:


<span style="color:#323232;">round(49.5) + round(50.5)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">50 + 50
</span>
scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Yeah fintech team rounded correctly and ui team rounded to the nearest int. No big deal, it’s not actual money here.

Lotarion , to lemmyshitpost in Accept message request?
@Lotarion@lemmy.world avatar

Why does he look like malnourished Father Elijah

neidu2 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit went to the DMV, DMV did not understand sovcit.

I’m 95% sure that a bunch of these “hidden” forms these idiots find are made by a troll who loves seeing them post stupid shit like this on Facebook.

Rhynoplaz ,

I wouldn’t be surprised if it was BonesOfTheMoon.

Kalothar ,

They also do a lot of posts in Poetry

Lotarion , to lemmyshitpost in ☝️🤞✌️
@Lotarion@lemmy.world avatar

Ow

I forgot lube

DaCrazyJamez , to foodporn in Shrimp pasta (with an excessive amount of parmesan cheese)

That is barely any parmesan cheese…

scbasteve7 , to lemmyshitpost in I wonder what they smell like.

People may think he’s crazy, but part of psychedelics is hypersensitivity. I doubt he could actually see in the dark and smell landmines, but his brain probably recognized very small details and fabricated hallucinations based on what little he did pick up on.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

I sort of believe the seeing-in-the-dark thing. I was at an LSD party with my friends one night and we took a black frisbee out onto an unlit field (no moon) and threw it around without once dropping it. We just knew where everybody else was and where the disc was at all times. I dunno, maybe we could smell the frisbee.

Hadriscus ,

That’s super cool

elfin8er ,

Your pupils get massive when you’re on LSD, so I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re able to let in more light to let you see better.

JoeBigelow ,
@JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca avatar

Was anybody smoking? We always take a drag when we want the disc in the dark, bright cherry gets the toss

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

No smoking - we’d never put weird chemicals into our bodies!

JoeBigelow ,
@JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca avatar

What a strangely ignorant way to reply to somebody trying to share your joy. Never smoked weed but you take acid? LSD isn’t a “weird chemical” to you? Seriously? Reevaluate

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

You can’t detect an obvious joke? Seriously? Reevaluate

h3mlocke ,

Your joke was funny, but them being trolled by it is even better 😅

JoeBigelow ,
@JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca avatar

Fuck man it’s the Internet, it’s hard to know what to expect. Pretty sure there’s a way to mark sarcasm

h3mlocke ,

Pull your head out of you ass and laugh at their joke you buffoon.

Revan343 ,

Contrast in the dark is far better on psychedelics, I assume because of the massive pupil dilation

0x0 ,

No expertise here, but I wonder if neurons are more excitable on LSD. If every cell in your retina and optic nerve is trigger happy, you’d see more in the dark. More noise, too, I suppose.

fritobugger2017 ,

Get out of Grateful Dead show on the last night in that town, hop in the car while still blazing face on 5 to 10 doses and drive hundreds of miles to the next venue. Night vision extreme!

lemonSqueezy ,

Maybe the elevated brain energy along with the will to survive or to avoid imminent death might coerce other areas of the brain to align with survival.

scbasteve7 ,

This is essentially the point I was trying to make across, but worded better.

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