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EtherWhack , to aww in All tucked in
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Fell asleep doing “the wave”

Dudewitbow , to mildlyinfuriating in 51% + 50% = ?

there are different methods of rounding, and this one is likely caused by the always round up method when at a .5 value. there are methods that evenly distribute rounding

Maggoty , to lemmyshitpost in I wonder what they smell like.

Almonds. Explosives smell like almonds. Or cow shit. Depends on the kind.

Carlo ,

One time, we pried the backs off some claymores, and daisy-chained them together with det cord. Smelled like a new can of tennis balls. Plasticizer off-gassing, I gather.

Maggoty ,

Probably. I was just trying to set up a poop joke but no one took the bait.

Fedizen , to lemmyshitpost in What has he done to deserve this?

The medical system ended up using the metric system anyway

uis ,

America has medical system?

AntEater ,
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It’s more a system of an abuse and profit than speficially “medical”. That anyone gets better is purely a marketing/sales feature.

uis ,

Ah, you mean private medicine. When people talk about some country’s healthcare, they talk about about what state provides for its citizens.

trolololol ,

Nope, that’s why they didn’t duck up with it

some_guy , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit went to the DMV, DMV did not understand sovcit.

The government created this form and then hid it from us but I managed to sneak it out of the DMV unscathed to bring it to you!

“Gosh, it must be legit.”

DMBFFF , to lemmyshitpost in What has he done to deserve this?
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How many centimeters in a kilometer?

How many inches in a mile?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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American answer: “Shut up, Euro-freak. I’m trying to watch Big Bang Theory reruns.”

misterundercoat ,

Nobody knows

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Strange how you can easily work out the former, but the latter could be anything from 28 to 56285794

🤔

gimsy ,

Km is 10^3^m cm is 10^-2^m so the difference is 10^5^ i.e. 100000 (one with 5 zeroes)

Or more intuitively one centi-meter is a 1/100 of a meter and Kilo-Meter is 1000 meter therefore 100*1000 100000

It is quite intuitive, once you start using it

What’s weird is why we don’t use Megameters and megagrams (i.e. one metric ton)

LarmyOfLone ,

How many liters is 1 square meter of 1mm thick steel?

I’m definitely on board for megameters. One AU is about 150 gigameters and 1 light year is about 9.5 terameter!

uis ,

1*10^-3 m^3 = 1 dm^3(AKA liter)

jg1i , to lemmyshitpost in What has he done to deserve this?

It’s possible! We can switch! I’m US born and raised and I voluntarily switched to metric in college. It took me maybe we few months to start building an intuition for Celsius, grams, liters, and meters. And that was with me in isolation. I would imagine it would be much faster if everyone else was also transitioning.

Over the years, other people have asked me about this and I’ve been shocked at how many people don’t realize most of the world uses metric. Someone asked why I was using “Mexico units” once… Also, I’ve met lots of people who think the US invented inches, pounds, etc, which is… uh… interesting. The arguments y’all are having here are way more advanced than what I’ve run into.

For anyone who wants to voluntarily switch, I highly recommend not to convert between imperial and metric. Just read the metric number and that’s it. The weather says it’s 25c outside? Don’t convert to F. Go outside, experience 25c. Over time you’ll build an intuition. Smartphones and computers have made the switch easier these days.

Of course, until we all switch you’ll really end up being bilingual…

HasturInYellow ,

It’s also helpful to remember that water boils at 100C and your body temp is about 36-37C. Helps me when I see the weather or something.

AgentOrangesicle ,
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Room temp is ~21 degrees. That helped me a lot.

SaharaMaleikuhm ,

I wish

AgentOrangesicle ,
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Someone needs a heat pump!

uis ,

36.6°C. 37°C is on edge of healthy.

creditCrazy ,
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For me it was particularly easy as it’s only Chevy and Ford cars that still use the imperial system for nuts and bolts so I’ve been making use of the metric system for pretty much every car I’ve worked on and I never really understood ferinhight to start off with as I only really cared about is it going to snow temperature wise so why memorize a number for something your only going to check one time in the year now that I’ve gotten accustomed to Celsius I’m now paying attention to if it’s going to rain or not

bitchkat ,

We actually were transitioning to metric when Carter was president and making progress. We did a lot of dual markings like highway signs, weather reports, etc.

The we ejected Reagan. And metric is used for pop and drugs.

uis ,

Drug dealers just know what units system is superior

lightnegative ,

Oh is THAT why every American knows how big 9mm is

LarmyOfLone ,

Of course, until we all switch you’ll really end up being bilingual…

Biunitated?

SwingingTheLamp ,

Question: I know that Celsius is one of the accepted SI units, but is it really metric? (SI includes a number of definitely non-metric units.) And, if being expressed as a decimal number is enough to qualify it as metric, then isn’t the Fahrenheit scale also metric? It is also decimalized, and also defined in terms of the SI unit (Kelvin).

jg1i , to lemmyshitpost in What has he done to deserve this?

I stopped caring about British units in 1776! Metric all the way, baby! 🇺🇸 We decimalized their dumb ass currency and we need to finish the job with weights and measures! A vote for imperial units is a vote for red coats! Vote for me for President and I will liberate us from British tyranny! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 🦅🦅🦅

AgentOrangesicle ,
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Lab rat here. I got you fam! Let’s collectively believe that BTU’s are real!

Wait…

Bgugi ,

Uuummm… Ackshually Americans don’t use imperial units, they use united States customary units. Which are similar, but just a smidge different.

houstoneulers , to cat in Fake it til you make it

Looks like he takes it seriously though

catsup , to memes in Coffee

What?

Fiivemacs , to aboringdystopia in He really wants to kill that platform lol

Capitalism is like Dog-strangling vine or swallowroot

SteveFromMySpace , to aboringdystopia in He really wants to kill that platform lol

Why would I download a toilet?

over_clox ,

I usually flush my downloads…

Fosheze ,

BRB, gotta upload some content to the series of tubes.

veganpizza69 ,
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A toilet is useful.

Why would I download a concert filled Porta-potty?

Passerby6497 , to meanwhileongrad in Found in the wild, on a lemmy.world post

“People with money to waste wouldn’t waste money on something that will bring them joy and status in the short term.”

Squorlple , to lemmyshitpost in Want to see me with the covers off, big boy? [NSFJDV]
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Oh, the acronym stands for Not Safe For J.D. Vance. I thought that NSFJDV was the IKEA name for this type of couch.

Crackhappy OP ,
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It is now!

WatDabney , to aboringdystopia in He really wants to kill that platform lol

This is just the latest in a long string. Spez has demonstrated repeatedly throughout the years that he’s an entitled cretin - equal parts smug and ignorant.

My personal favorite was when he snidely commented on Reddit’s unprofitability in his AMA after the API debacle, making it sound as if it was somehow our fault, only to then not only have it made common knowledge that the official app was useless garbage and had been for years, but that the entirety of Reddit’s loss for the year was just about exactly equal to his salary alone.

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