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fossphi , to programmer_humor in Big brain with Crowdstrike

Something something first law of robotics

RobertoOberto , to cat in Darth Felineous, The Smol
Rineloi OP ,

Nah man, all does onions are for my own belt.

Evil_Shrubbery , to nostupidquestions in Yesterday in Kroger (a supermarket for you non-Americans) I saw a bunch of cans of potato salad. Why would someone buy canned potato salad?

Canned goods are great, they last, keep the nutritional values, packaging can be recycled, etc

The ‘they last’ means also less trips to the store, and less logistics is good for everyone and everything.

Unless canned food is acidic, then the cans are layered in plastics & are basically plastic bottles with extra steps.

Perhaps there is even an argument to be made how a large scale industrial processing can be (which doesn’t man is, but in proper countries it should be) much better, not only precise, but clean, with in some cases inherently far better ingredient quality (at least because of timing the ingredients), and more efficient too. It just takes less to implement an extra precaution or control in such an environment vs a big kitchen (or just someone mixing the ingredients at the store).

Often canned goods use no or at least much less preservatives compared to ‘fresh’ counterparts, simply bcs they just aren’t needed (and either way it’s cheaper to perfect the mechanical preservation processes than adding extra stuff in).

Also I really wanna open that can now :).

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It’s about what’s being canned, not the concept of canning.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Yes, I was saying that it seems (imho) a good food to can and have stock at home.
People live different lives, or perhaps even have cooking or mobility limitations.
Or for situations like sailing of the grid where you can’t reasonably store potatoes.

I presume potato poisoning from badly made cans isn’t a thing for at least a century … If that’s not the case, then I’ll store my potatoes as vodka (I know, I know, most vodka isn’t potato vodka).

hakunawazo , to memes in Scary

It looks like some PEZ dispensers (for reference).

morphballganon , to greentext in Anon notices

Dogs are subservient. Cats are independent.

A person who prefers dogs might be someone who feels the need to exert control as a means of feeling in control themselves. OR they might simply be allergic to cats.

This isn’t a male-specific thing. Think of Karen with her purse-dwelling toy chihuahua mix with severe anxiety and multiple chronic disorders.

Omega_Man ,

I like dogs because dogs like me.

leftzero ,

Dogs can’t help but like you, no matter how you treat them.

Getting a cat to like you, now, that’s something you can be proud of.

extremeboredom ,

Honestly, fuck this assertion that you can somehow infer a person’s motivations and morals from what kind of pet companion they prefer. I’ve legit seen it argued that if you like dogs and don’t like cats, you’re “probably a rapist” because you “can’t understand consent.”

I enjoy cats. I don’t prefer to own one. Am I a monster because of this? How about, I just love my dog?

bitchkat ,

Or we just like activities like playing Frisbee, flyball, agility etc.

KeenFlame ,

What if I just don’t like excrement in my house and the smell of shit all over all the time until I get used to it

morphballganon ,

Then learn to clean a litter box. It’s leagues easier than the work dogs require.

KeenFlame ,

Nah, I choose to not have shit smell everywhere

Apollo42 ,

Enjoy your toxoplasmosis

SeattleRain , (edited )

Dogs are loving, cats are apathetic. People that grew up with loving parents prefer dogs as they are well equipped to provide the nurturing they themselves were given. People that were emotionally neglected as children prefer cats because that lack of bonding is familiar to them.

morphballganon ,

Wow, being pretty presumptuous there, aren’t we?

Notice how I said “might” in my comment and you didn’t?

Maybe prefering dogs causes people to lie about having a loving family growing up? Lol

KillingTimeItself ,

oh i love the smell of irony, just as i love the smell of disingenuous shitposting

KillingTimeItself ,

i like to think of people who own pets as people incapable of being alone for even short periods of time, that or they just like having the company of them, it’s one of the two.

bitwolf , to aboringdystopia in What fresh hell is this?

Gotta love that internet access is implicitly provided in Android now /s

slurpeesoforion , to nostupidquestions in Yesterday in Kroger (a supermarket for you non-Americans) I saw a bunch of cans of potato salad. Why would someone buy canned potato salad?

It’s German potato salad which is even less salad like than American styled potato salad.

Reverendender , to foodporn in Beefsteak with selfgrown Potatos and selfmade Garlic Dip

You didn’t grow your own cow? Pffftt. Amateur.

/s

Slovene ,

Unlike the garlic dip that pulled itself up by its bootstraps.

Squizzy , to aboringdystopia in What fresh hell is this?

I pay 5,99 a year for glasswire and cut all apps internet access unless necessary, browsers and such.

Hugh_Jeggs ,

I’d pay 5.99 for Glasswire

Then if they want me to pay every year for the same product I already bought they can shove their glass wire up their sphincter

Squizzy ,

It is a service to be fair, saves me setting up something similar myself.

I am generally against subscriptions also but it is so small that what I would pay in a one off is unlikely to ever be paid by me.

Gork , to lemmyshitpost in Virginia is shrinking!

I much prefer the 1609 version. Why have natural borders when you can have an arbitrary diagonal line that splits the majority of the continent?

figaro ,

I’m told that India and Pakistan loved this setup, and still celebrate the arbitrary line to this day.

HulkSmashBurgers , to foodporn in Beefsteak with selfgrown Potatos and selfmade Garlic Dip

Looks tasty! To what degree is the steak cooked?

UxyIVrljPeRl OP ,

Its a tiny bit over medium.

Pyro , to workreform in Never believe the hype.

Even if it was true, would it be worth it? Guy must have had to miss out on so many milestones in his and his loved ones lives.

Showroom7561 ,

Some people don’t miss a day of work in 27 years, specifically to avoid those milestones and their family. Who’s to say this guy hasn’t been playing the long game? LOL

suodrazah ,

Maybe he only worked the Wednesday afternoon shift.

Coasting0942 , to workreform in Never believe the hype.

Wall Street: I don’t see the issue?

henfredemars ,

Maybe try stepping around the money pile?

Anticorp ,

The issue is that BK wasted money on a gift basket.

edgemaster72 ,
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t worry, they’re gonna write it off on their taxes so it didn’t actually cost them anything

doingthestuff , to cat in Work well spent

Is this AI? Cats would never sleep on a bed lovingly made for them.

Melonpoly ,

The post is too old to have been made with ai.

edgemaster72 ,
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

Classic photoshop it is then. I can tell by the pixels etc. etc.

Steve , to workreform in Never believe the hype.

How many people did he get sick because he refused to stay home when he should’ve?

I won’t encourage this kind of dedication

acockworkorange ,

Everybody loves Typhoid Mary.

Steamymoomilk ,

ITS APART OF THE FLAVOR MARRY!!

nadiaraven ,

How many people did burger king get sick because they refused to pay him to stay home when he should’ve

Ftfy

Steve ,

That’s possible too.

Zetta ,

He had paid time off, not a lot I’m sure even after 30 years the cap is probably low. Either way he still should have utilized those days while sick.

Catoblepas ,

Having paid time off on paper doesn’t mean you have it in practice, as anyone who’s worked food service can tell you. Blaming the guy who had to stay in a low wage job for decades for his kids’ health insurance instead of the corporation that fosters an environment where people are discouraged from or punished for calling out is missing the forest for the trees.

MonkRome , (edited )

I’ve gone 5 years in a row without getting sick. I met this electrician that claimed he didn’t get sick for the last 30 years. We don’t actually know how many times this dude was sick.

SpaceNoodle ,

Maybe he was Unbreakable

Nommer ,

This is usually how PTO in minimum wage jobs works. “Hey boss can I use a PTO day? I’m sick.” “Just find someone to cover your shift.” Of course nobody volunteers so you go in sick or get fired.

Anticorp ,

I don’t think Burger King offers PTO, unless you’re a full-time manager.

VirtualOdour ,

It depends which state, many have a legal requirement to give sickpay

Anticorp ,

That’s great!

Zetta ,

In my state you get paid sick days, it’s the law

Anticorp ,

That is a great law!

shrugs ,

As a european i think its fucking disgusting that sick days in america are substracted from vacation days. Don’t you deserve any vacation because you happen to be sick more often then someone else?

Here in germany, if I geht sick during a vacation, i’ll call work and get back all the vacation days that I happened to be sick, because everyone should use his vacation days to regenerate and relax, not to lie in bed being sick.

Omegamanthethird ,
@Omegamanthethird@lemmy.world avatar

Sometimes they are separate allotments. My work combined them at one point, which means they would get more vacation time than before as long as they don’t get sick.

Of course that’s still encouraging people to work while sick.

frickineh ,

One of my coworkers just retired and they said she’d never missed a day in 47 years and I had the same reaction. Like, sorry, unless she’s secretly immortal, no fucking way did she go her entire adult life without getting sick even once, so thanks for bringing all your germs in, I guess. Hope the single sentence in the employee newsletter most people don’t read was worth it.

Anticorp ,

I was with my wife for 12 years before I ever saw her get sick. She would go “I don’t feel good, I’m going to go lay down” and an hour later she’d be all better. She has a crazy good immune system. Granted 12 < 47.

Juvyn00b ,

I’ve taken several mental health days in my lifetime of work. I cannot imagine not having that as an option especially when you know you cannot mentally work.

thegreekgeek ,
@thegreekgeek@midwest.social avatar

Yeah this is a shit take.

IronKrill ,

He could also have had the weekend sickness. Happened a couple times with me now that I get sick Friday eve and am recovered 80-90% for Monday. Swear my body holds out on purpose so that I don’t get a day off.

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