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capt_wolf ,
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

“Alexa, all lights off.”

Now, talk to me about going up the stairs from the basement alone…

Everyone knows that’s how the evil clown, ghost, or whatever basement demon living in your house gets you…

Grabs your ankles ands pulls you right back down…

bjoern_tantau ,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Hasn’t been a problem since I sleep with a multifunctional flashlight by my bed.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

I walk slowly to my room in the dark to assert dominance

dch82 ,

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DNOS ,

Ahhhhhhhh

Th4tGuyII ,
@Th4tGuyII@fedia.io avatar

It's a race to the bed, as everybody knows monsters can't invade your bed, that's why so many of them live under it

webghost0101 ,

Death is only scary in hindsight, when it finally embraces you you wont want to cling on to whatever this is.

This is a spiritual interpretations and should be understood in an agnostic context.

lysozyme ,

Isn’t that technically that you’re afraid of the dark?

LaserTurboShark69 ,

I think it’s all but sharks but maybe also sharks

scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

I was gonna say… It’s literally already on there. And you’re not afraid of running back you’re just…

Eh…

DoYouNot ,

Somehow both the most and least scary thing on the list…

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