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boatsnhos931 , to lemmyshitpost in To all you outside of the US...

Hey Everyone! That was just a funny joke, haha parody…you know how we do! Real debate next month haha

SLVRDRGN ,
lseif , to funny in Some fashion assistance

whats wrong with a tucked in shirt ?

figjam ,

Thats what old people do!

lseif ,

it looks smart tho :-(

figjam ,

Perhaps the young bro wants to play the fool

lseif ,

cant fault a man for that

SleepyPie , to memes in Debate this!

Non-American here, is it too late for him to be the Democrat candidate in the upcoming election?

Liz ,

Technically no, but it’ll never happen.

The way the parties nominate candidates for president is an absolute mess, but the nominations aren’t official until the parties hold a closed convention with delegates who vote for candidates to be the nominee. Back in the day these delegates used to actually be the people who decided who got nominated. These days they’re more like a ceremonial role, with a lot of them (I think) being required to vote in line with the way people voted in their state’s primary.

Anyway, I’d have to look it up to be 100% sure, but I’m pretty sure enough delegates have some kind of autonomy that it’s possible they could nominate someone other than Biden. Who they would end up agreeing on…? Heck if I know.

TropicalDingdong ,

Yeah. Supreme court ruled that political parties post-2016 are private clubs that can do whatever the fuck they want (Supreme Courts ruling on DNC’s ratfucking of Bernie).

Afaict from DNC rules , Biden needs to release his delegates for the first rounds of voting; from there it would proceed like any convention prior to 1976.

Honestly, it would be a great thing for the Democrats to do this. All of a sudden people would really fucking care about the election.

Furball ,

I doubt Bernie himself will but technically it’s not too late. The Democratic national convention hasn’t happened yet and after the debate there’s been a renewed push to pick someone else

AngryCommieKender ,

Good FSM, I wish. It’s not technically impossible, just functionally, and systemically, impossible.

octopus_ink ,

Our Democrats would never let him win, and that’s before you even get to the Republicans. Republican heads might actually explode if we elected a progressive who dared to call themselves a Democratic Socialist.

Meanwhile, Democrats are also crushed under the thumb of all the money big business pours into bribery lobbying, and they have already made it clear twice that they won’t let him get on the ballot.

We’ll never get progressive policies or a progressive president unless the progressives infiltrate D to the extent maga has infiltrated R.

rsuri , to lemmyshitpost in To all you outside of the US...

The crazy thing is everything up to this point was so much better. They’d show biden waiving at “nobody” and then they’d zoom out and there’s someone standing there. Or he’d say “president of Mexico” when he meant to say “president of Egypt”. But then last night was like nonstop fail. It’s the perfect nightmare scenario because now everyone can say “You shoulda seen it sooner!” but really, we couldn’t.

stabby_cicada ,

Sounds like an excuse.

What I mean is: it sounds like his handlers kept making excuses and you kept accepting them because you wanted to believe them.

I know, I’m frustrated too. I dismissed the Alex Jones Fox News crowd because they were known liars, they’d lied to us for decades, and this really did seem like standard conservative projection to deflect from their candidates’ obvious mental issues.

Hate to admit it. But the conservatives were right and we were wrong.

mhague ,

I don’t see how what conservatives say has to do with reality.

Biden has been “senile” and “too old” for years now, during which time we’ve had a functioning Biden administration.

The Trump admin was limp, chronically understaffed, weak, ineffectual. That’s what they’re pretending is better than Biden. Conservatives don’t even care about senility so if you hear them rag on Biden and think they’re right, you’re not understanding what they’re really saying.

DogWater ,

Don’t make the mistake of thinking the 1st trump term will be like the second if he wins. This time people are prepared and have a playbook to do as much damage as possible. Google project 2025.

justaderp ,

We’ve seen this before with Reagan. We took the military industrial complex to the next level. If history repeats with banks deregulated as they are now… It won’t matter one fucking bit, really. It’s not very important whom they choose to front their cons. No President can save us, or would want to. Our oppressor is not our savior.

brucethemoose ,

No, plenty of nonpartisan and even liberal people were yelling this too. I had no illusions of Biden’s age.

America is not just two internet echo chambers… even if it feels like it right now.

wonderfulvoltaire , to memes in Checkmate Valve
@wonderfulvoltaire@lemmy.world avatar

The family sharing works okay but the old school way is good too.

Varven OP ,
@Varven@lemmy.world avatar

In Australia we don’t have family sharing for some stupid reason

Zagorath ,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

I dunno if it’s “family sharing” or some other thing, but I can play games from my sister’s library through some means that I set up a couple of years ago.

yeather ,

Yes it’s family sharing

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I think they might start getting suspicious when the account age is double the average human lifespan and is still in use.

MeetInPotatoes ,

Not true as I’ve often been born on January 1st in the early 1900’s.

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I was referring more to the “Years of Service” badge you can find on your Steam profile, whose count begins when your account was created. It shows on the page when you look at the badge itself. Mine shows it was created on August 4, 2006.

MeetInPotatoes ,

Don’t you dare go ruining my joke with your reality-ism.

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

My bad, carry on, carry on.

The_v ,

Hey me too, birthday buddy.

MadBob ,

Not many situations where you can use the phrase “I’ve often been born”.

MeetInPotatoes ,

Glad you noticed that lol, it’s really the make or break part of the joke.

MadBob ,

Yeah after writing it I sort of realised I was pointing out the joke, but we’re here now.

MeetInPotatoes ,

Naw I didn’t mean that, but hell yeah let’s be here anyway. To me, technically the joke is that none of us probably bother to put in our real birth month and date when Steam asks us to verify our age before viewing the next game suggestion in our discovery queue or wherever; just spin that wheel for the year lol. But the wording you pointed out is the only tipoff that it’s what I’m talking about, over-explaining would have made it boring, and if I go too subtle, then nobody gets it. I was genuinely thanking ye for the noticing the deliberate wording and I hope you got a chuckle :D

can ,

Gettin’ born in the state of Mississippi

MonkeMischief ,

“Hey c’mahhhn it’s my birthday, you wouldn’t delete mah account on my birthday, I’m just’a lil’ birthday boi!”

Arbiter ,

Assuming valve still exists at that point.

theneverfox ,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

Nah, because while it would be very easy to implement something like that, it would require specifically doing it. Programmers have 3 reasons for writing code

It’s cool. It’s necessary. I was told to do it in exchange for money

(And the secret fourth reason, it just kinda happened. I was building this related thing and I realized it’d be stupid easy to toss it in…I was in a fugue state and I have no idea what I wrote, but it’s some of my best code ever)

Devs don’t generally care about this kind of thing, and most of the time neither do the business folk. This kind of unnecessary crackdown only comes up when consultants like McKinney, who I’ve recently learned are the reason everything sucks

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I was told to do it in exchange for money

and most of the time neither do the business folk

Allowing libraries to accrue over generations is something business folk keenly care about because it impacts profits over time.

It’s literally why they have rules against transferring ownership.

You can tell yourself it’s for other reasons, but you’d just be lying to yourself about Valve being more benevolent than they actually are. They actually are in it to make money. Being told to do it in exchange for money is pretty much why this will happen.

Valve, at the end of the day, is still a company even if they’re marginally more consumer friendly than most. (Let’s not ignore that a lot of their “consumer friendly” decisions, like being able to return games, were literally because of laws saying they had to. They didn’t do it out of the “goodness of their hearts,” they did it because in some places they were being legally required to do so.)

Jaybob32 ,

But will they care if the account continues buying games? Is it easier to let it slide, or force someone to make a new account, there by pissing them off?

juliebean ,

but by that point, whoever the inheritors of the account were have probably been paying money and adding new games to it for decades. why would valve destroy their relationship with that customer just because they might still technically have access to some hundred year old games that either don’t even run on modern systems, or might even be public domain by that point?

OutlierBlue ,

Because eventually some dickhead like Huffman or Musk will get control and see nothing but dollar signs and completely ruin everything.

Lev_Astov ,
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

By that time, all the games you bought now will be public domain.

bolexforsoup ,

I cannot imagine they’re going to keep family sharing as is - currently a couple of buddies and I shared a family account and now we all have access to over 700 games. I only had to coordinate with one of them, we all basically chained off each other. The abuse must be massive.

wonderfulvoltaire ,
@wonderfulvoltaire@lemmy.world avatar

How is that abuse? Imagine how many viruses you’ll be avoiding by legitimately sharing games with your friends.

bolexforsoup ,

Come on dude…are you kidding? You and I could do a family share without any risk to each other and share our entire libraries tonight. That is not the sameas handing off to your buddies. I love the family sharing program, I am currently using it. I am not against piracy. Let’s get all that out of the way.

Surely you see the potential issue here if this is supposed to be a family sharing program?

Darkenfolk ,

Surely you see the potential issue here if this is supposed to be a family sharing program?

Just my brother from another mother fam, no hating.

herrcaptain ,

I was under the impression that if someone is playing a game from your library you can’t access it unless you boot them out (or you put steam in offline mode, meaning no updates or multiplayer for the duration). Is that no longer true?

eatham ,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

You can just play another one of the 700. If you want to play together then you need multiple copies.

herrcaptain ,

Ooooooh. I was under the mistaken impression that your whole library was locked down, not just the one game. Good to know!

Drigo ,

They changed that in an update a couple months ago, so it’s only the game that is being played that’s locked and not the whole library

Update: Steam news - Introducing Steam Families

can ,

Wow, guess I’ll never kick my old roommate off then.

bolexforsoup ,

Yeah but that’s only a problem if both of you want to play the same game at the exact same time. It’s like sharing a physical copy of a game with your friend but it instantly transports to their computer/console.

herrcaptain ,

I replied the same thing to another comment, but I had thought it locked down the whole library rather than just the one game being played. I could have sworn I ran into that issue but it’s been a long time since I tried it do I suppose I misremembered.

bolexforsoup ,

Nope total access unless you both want to play the exact same game at the same time. It’s great lol

SeducingCamel ,

I started elden ring from a family share recently, friend hasn’t gotten the dlc so I’m just getting to experience the main game for free before deciding if I actually want to spend 80 on the game and dlc

Assman , to funny in Some fashion assistance
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Her jawline is unbelievable. She’s like a more beautiful thwomp from mario

AVincentInSpace ,

thanks I can’t unsee it bow

enbyecho ,

Pretty sure that’s a mask. I saw one with just that face at the 99 cent store.

Fades , to linuxmemes in Props to Alpine and Kali for disabling this bullshit out of the box

life-long Kali fan

some_guy , to memes in Debate this!

Oh, I love this idea so much.

MapleEngineer , to lemmyshitpost in Life pro tip: Maybe give her some pointers if it's her first blow job.
@MapleEngineer@lemmy.world avatar

I recently had sex with a longtime friend who didn’t really seem to know her way around a blowjob. I’m getting ready to have a playdate with a married friend whose husband wants to watch. As a result of the first and in anticipation of the second I made up an essay about what I like when receiving head and offered it to my married friend. She accepted and said that she was happy that I did.

wesker ,
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MapleEngineer ,
@MapleEngineer@lemmy.world avatar

I read that Gordon Ramsey does the same thing.

kautau ,

Wait he cucks or he is the cuck

Edit: Either way now I want a TV show where Gordon berates people for being bad at fucking his wife

MapleEngineer ,
@MapleEngineer@lemmy.world avatar

No, Gordon writes essays to give to people about how he likes to get head.

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

Condom? It’s fucking RAW!

dactylotheca ,
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STRIKINGdebate2 OP ,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

The way you just casually discuss cuckolding people. It’s like the banality of evil as they called it or in this case the banality of cucking

MapleEngineer ,
@MapleEngineer@lemmy.world avatar

He wants to watch and participate. Not cucking.

Croquette ,

Sex shouldn’t be this weird thing we make it out to be.

If everyone is comfortable with this proposition, then go for it. It’s not for everyone, but in this case, there is no shame and no hiding. OP even communicated in advance what are his limits.

GBU_28 ,

Huh? It’s not my jam but in their story everyone seems to know what’s going on and consented. What’s wrong with that?

tfw_no_toiletpaper ,
midnight_puker ,
@midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works avatar

Misney makes 'em pay!

thekidxp ,

It’s weird seeing misney in the wild

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

Some of the best head I ever had was from someone who liked encouragement play and I just monologued what I liked about what they were doing the whole time till I came.

MapleEngineer ,
@MapleEngineer@lemmy.world avatar

That’s awesome. I have Asperger’s and always ask, “Teach me what you like. Show me how you get off.” then, “Do you like this? Do you like this? More or less? Do you like this here?” If they can teach me what they like I will do it and variations on the theme.

One thing that I think really benefited my technique was watching my wife and an old fuck buddy of mine go down on each other. I noticed that they both did the same thing so I tried it to very positive reviews.

HowManyNimons , to memes in It takes a community

🙏🙏 Aaaahh too late dammit.

hendrik , to selfhosted in Can the SATA-to-USB adapter affect the result of the bad sectors scan?

Not under normal circumstances. I had some issues recovering damaged harddisks that had lots of errors and retries and sometimes either the USB adapter or the mainboard SATA would crap out or handle it better. But for normal copying of HDDs, both should copy the exact same data.

Cooljimy84 ,
@Cooljimy84@lemmy.world avatar

I second this, when a drive shits the bed a sata controller handles it better, some times with a USB adapter you mess the whole bus up and need a reboot of the machine (from using them on windows experience)

just_another_person ,

What you’re describing is data TRANSFER. Bad sector detection and management is done by the drive controller firmware.

PumpkinEscobar , to funny in Some fashion assistance

I will never get tired of comedy responses to photoshop requests. It’s just a timeless classic.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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Well that’s good, because I’m probably going to keep posting these to lemmy when I find them.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

I’d happily subscribe

Bakkoda ,

This is the way

davidagain ,

This is the way.

Stalinwolf , to lemmyshitpost in Check this shit out
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This was always the silenced PP7 for me.

Duamerthrax , to insanepeoplefacebook in Insane clown coffin for sale on marketplace.

Movie prop?

variants , to science_memes in *Ackshually*
morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

How is his mouth still good

GBU_28 ,

He did the “hafafhsafhsaaaa” off screen

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