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ulterno , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks, Amy.
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Here’s Thomas. After managing to get in the same company as his first Girlfriend, still getting caught playing hookey. This time on camera.

CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

Exusia OP ,
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I’m not sure I understand your comment

ulterno ,
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No problem.
It’s supposed to be a reference to an old novel.

pubquiz , to insanepeoplefacebook in The aliens didn't just build the pyramids, they built one from space rocks!

It’s carved out of basalt. WTF is wrong with these people.

Basalt " … comprises more than 90% of all volcanic rocks."

ornery_chemist , to lemmyshitpost in Part of this complete breakfast!

That’s some expensive cereal…

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Probably cheap compared to that Kashi stuff.

starman2112 ,
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Takes a distant third to magic spoon

altima_neo , to pics in Ten years ago, I built this thing for a 4th of July party.
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But what is it?

CaptainBlagbird ,
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From the looks of it, I guess something like a triple potato cannon, but for filling with confetti or similar instead.

Canadian_Cabinet ,

Maybe it fits bottle rockets or other missile fireworks?

CaptainBlagbird ,
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This wouldn’t need the larger containers/pipes though (where the guy’s hand is). The narrower pipes used as barrels and piezo igniters would be sufficient for this. The tanks made of wide pipes are used for holding the flamable gas & air mix that is then ignited by the piezo sparks.

Diplomjodler3 , to lemmyshitpost in Where it all started going wrong...

That’s not how it went. The farmers killed all the hunter gatherers first.

rtxn ,

If the hunters and gatherers don’t want to die, why are they made of fertilizer?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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All I know is you chase a gazelle through my oats and you’re going to get a hollow-base arrowhead in your back.

And if you’re lucky, I won’t drag your ass up a mountain and freeze you there until some German hikers discover you 12,000 years later.

Aremel ,

An Ötzi reference, in my Lemmy?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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He’s my favorite ice man after Bobby Drake.

aBundleOfFerrets , to lemmyshitpost in It's been a week

Chocolate milk has been proven in numerous studies to be an excellent sports beverage

activ8r ,

Several scientific studies have indicated that chocolate milk is yummy.

nexguy ,
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It’s clinically possible that chocolate milk cures ankle sprains

theneverfox ,
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The majority of people who have visited clinics agree with the statement “chocolate milk might be a super food”

DannyBoy ,

I thought that was just chocolate milk ad propaganda. Apparently not!

YarHarSuperstar ,
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Wow I thought you were joking but a quick search turned up a bunch of stuff about that

dingus ,

How does that work? I feel like I would just end up wanting to vomit. Not that chocolate milk is gross, but it’s a bit heavy for working out.

kautau ,

Probably as a recovery drink, e.g. post-workout

eezeebee , to lemmyshitpost in Where it all started going wrong...
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Show us your little rain dance, wheat boy!

BackOnMyBS ,
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🌧️🌧️🌧️

🌾🕺🌾

magnetosphere , to insanepeoplefacebook in The aliens didn't just build the pyramids, they built one from space rocks!
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Thank you for providing additional information.

The only place I’ve seen a black pyramid (that actually looks like a sharply-defined pyramid) is on an album cover.

dogsnest ,
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Soundtrack to “Wizard of Oz”, or was that a prism?

magnetosphere ,
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I don’t remember exactly, but it certainly wasn’t the prism from Dark Side of the Moon.

dogsnest ,
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I was sorta just messing, but I really like that you replied!

If this is the one, though, I would have to question our future relationship!

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/725ab8df-04cb-431f-8fcf-57fffa3f599d.jpeg

magnetosphere ,
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Ugh fortunately not, but I’d understand

Norgur , to lemmyshitpost in Just don't do it
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If your baby has that many teeth at that age, there is something wrong

Besides: it's not their problem that you can't empathize with people who are feeling more love and joy than you could ever imagine.

000999 ,

Actual reddit brained comment

sunzu ,

feeling more love and joy

How is this related to posting pictures online?

MotoAsh ,

They live vicariously. They only understand something if there is a picture or video of it.

Norgur ,
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So because you don't understand which feelings this almost blind ugly little meatbag in that photo represents, there will be those who do and who will share the joy, making the world a little less depressing as fuck. Which is a benefit. But of course,. because you can't understand that, no one possibly can.

sunzu ,

I don't think pictures of minors should be posted online.

You do you tho

Norgur ,
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I wholeheartedly agree, just for different reasons than presented here. Yet, especially as long as they look like moles, posting them isn't that bad.

I've never posted pictures of my child online. I don't even post them on private chats. Just via my immich instance to his grandmas and aunts.

jaybone ,

Lemmy really hates people posting baby pictures. Because a newborn can’t give consent. We all look like the same weird alien meatvblobs anyway when we come out, it’s not like it’s somehow identifiable. But can’t consent. I’m a bit surprised Lemmy isn’t anti-abortion for this reason.

In fact in some jurisdictions, are minors even allowed to give such consent? If no, then you would have to remove all pictures of anyone younger than adulthood from the internet.

For child actors, presumably it is the parents who give permission to the producers to use their child’s image. So any tv show, movie or commercial with kids should also be wrong for that reason.

Sidhean ,

That minors can’t consent to anything, even when supported by a consenting guardian, is pretty extreme, but I kinda agree with most of what you say here.

candybrie ,

The meme isn’t about posting photos online, but about newborn photoshoots.

sunzu ,

Another genre similar to celebretity maternity photo shoots?

candybrie ,

In that they’re both photos surrounding the birth of a baby. Something that most people experiencing view as a precious and fleeting time they’d like to have nice pictures of.

ArbitraryValue , (edited )

A friend of mine has a baby and he’s certainly in that joy category. I guess it shouldn’t surprise me because it was essential for the survival of the species, but I’m still surprised that people like babies. Kids can be cute when they’re old enough to talk and use the toilet, and even then they’re only cute if they’re the charming kids-say-the-darnest-things sort and not the tantrum-throwing sort. Meanwhile puppies and kittens are cute from the moment they’re born.

(Why do humans babies make such horrible sounds when they need something? A puppy whimpering makes me want to give it whatever it’s asking for. A baby crying makes me angry. I suppose the crying is harder to simply ignore.)

roguetrick ,

Meanwhile puppies and kittens are cute from the moment they’re born.

I see you haven’t had to stimulate a newborn kitten’s ass to get it to poop.

ArbitraryValue ,

I had to do a lot for my dog that could be considered gross in an abstract sense but it never bothered me much. I suppose that was because he was my cute dog and not just because he was a cute dog, but being a cute dog certainly helped. It’s notable that I did not feel that same way about my little sister when I was 11 and she was born. She’s a great person now but I didn’t like helping take care of her even though I didn’t have to do it much; I think that’s a big reason why I don’t have my own children.

riodoro1 ,

Found a fresh parent.

How are your hobbies doing? Been anywhere interesting lately? Sleep good?

TrickDacy ,

I’m glad that there are people convinced that the most misery you can feel is worth all the “joy”

Norgur ,
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What misery are we talking about?

ivanafterall , to lemmyshitpost in Check this out, guys.
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Get to look at this garlic bread for no reason.

0ops , to lemmyshitpost in It's been a week

Would

Cap , to lemmyshitpost in Just don't do it
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How did you get my baby photos?!

phoenixz , to insanepeoplefacebook in The aliens didn't just build the pyramids, they built one from space rocks!

What is it with these people that write these dumb make belief stories? Are they in it for the easy money? Are they in it for the attention? Is it the lulz?

What motivates people to create obvious bad fiction and the try to sell it as real?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Some do it for the clicks, some are genuinely insane. The former attracts the latter and eventually it becomes a feedback loop.

dogsnest ,
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Silly rabbit!
Spreading their wealth of knowledge, as all humanoids are programmed to do.

homesweethomeMrL ,

There are lots of genuinely interesting mysteries, some of which suggest fantastic things, but this kind of stuff is just taking all the fantastic parts and mushing them together without caring about, well, anything really.

Clent ,

It happens in the comments of places such as this very site. Often for the lulz, occasionally mental illness.

From there it repeats the pattern but with gullible added to the mix.

Aurenkin , to lemmyshitpost in Check this out, guys.

Garlic bread is truly one of the world’s redeeming things.

FartsWithAnAccent , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Just don't do it
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If a developing fetus looks anything like this or is anywhere near that large after a month, that's not a baby it's a demon or some shit.

Oh, you meant an actual baby after birth. Ok, I get you now.

fatalError ,

A fetus and a baby are not exactly the same thing, especially only a month in.

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