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some_guy , to programmerhumor in Emails are hard

Stupid people shouldn’t be permitted to use computers.

prex , to science_memes in Chemists of Lemmy, how accurate is this likability table?

I’m no chemist but - can you lick a gas?

Edit: pick

dogsoahC ,

Define “lick”.

whereBeWaldo ,

Just freeze them

Tar_alcaran ,

If you lick anything at minus 200, you’re going to have a bad time.

alcoholicorn ,

You can lick liquid nitrogen, that’s pretty close

Tar_alcaran ,

Can you really?

alcoholicorn ,

You’ve never seen the trick where you put a small amount of liquid nitrogen in your mouth to demonstrate… science, IDK something to do with lederhosen?

Don’t swallow it though, then you’ll get a perforated stomach.

Tar_alcaran ,

I’m not entirely sure that’s completely accurate…

Contravariant ,

You can stick your tongue in it. Wouldn’t recommend actually trying to get anything in your mouth.

You’re protected by the thin layer of nitrogen that immediately sublimates, this lasts until the nitrogen heats up so the liquid can touch you directly, which you want to avoid.

For mostly the same reason you can stick a finger into molten lead (without losing said finger), provided you do it fast enough and your finger is wet enough.

chevy9294 ,

That was my schoolmate…

whereBeWaldo ,

Guess I’m built different then

lolcatnip ,

Your tongue is definitely gonna stick to it.

jerkface ,
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Same concern. It’s even arguable you can only lick solids (and lap liquids). This would make hydrogen a Must Not Lick, for example, if we could only consider solid forms.

Etterra , to funny in This would get me to actually watch a remake

Have him played by a Hemsworth lol

100_kg_90_de_belin ,

Or Cavill

Comment105 ,

I’ve seen articles genuinely arguing that “him being such s gamer and obsessed nerd makes him unattractive”, they hated that he sided with the fans on Witcher.

disgrunty ,

That has to be either satire or a character assassination on behalf of Netflix. Right? Right?

100_kg_90_de_belin ,

Sadly…no, it may be true

Reverendender , to insanepeoplefacebook in Our True History

Can we see this evidence?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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No.

Reverendender ,
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CoolMatt , to funny in This would get me to actually watch a remake

I don’t get why people love Muppets so much. I pretty much grew up without it, and I think one time my mom let us take a Muppet movie home from the library when I was a kid, and it was… Alright. I guess.

Anyone care to explain what they like about about them?

lepinkainen ,

It’s the craft.

Multiple actors who have played against Sesame Street characters like Elmo have said that they forget there is a human hidden under the puppet - they’re that good.

CoolMatt ,

Hmm… If it weren’t for those sticks controlling their hands, I might have been convinced too lol.

explodicle ,

One probably tunes it out after a while. And professional actors are probably much better than average at convincing their brains that a fictional situation is real.

tigeruppercut ,

The show is the best of the muppets, not the movies. Some of them are decent, but judging the show by the movies is like trying to understand SNL by watching Blues Brothers and Night at the Roxbury.

gianni ,
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I’m sorry but Night at the Roxbury is better than SNL.

tigeruppercut ,

Hot take

myusernameis ,

As an adult who grew up on sesame street and the muppets, it’s just the unabashed wholesomeness that I love. They were preaching inclusivity when I was growing up in a time/place that tried to force conformity. They weren’t cool, they were themselves, and that’s never a bad message for kids (or adults).

The newer movie (The Muppets 2011), co-written by Jason Segal, who also grew up with The Muppets, captures that vibe perfectly IMHO.

quicksand ,

Jason Segal is awesome

CoolMatt ,

I will look for and watch that movie to see what you’re talking about!

Hossenfeffer ,
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Mahna Mahna!

cygnus , to linuxmemes in -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MEME-----
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Is this one of those NFTs the kids are talking about?

RecluseRamble ,

It’s actually quite similar. Non-fungible since only OP has the private key but easy to steal by just downloading the image (and cropping the key if you want).

Sibbo , to lemmyshitpost in unsee this

It’s just someone’s foot 🤷‍♂️

kewwwi OP ,

correct

Varyk ,

Watch out!

This guy’s haviiiiing too much fun!

Varyk , to lemmyshitpost in unsee this

Like the hand of an eldritch creature pushing itself up from the soil.

PenisDuckCuck9001 , to science_memes in Chemists of Lemmy, how accurate is this likability table?

My life long dream is to lick a block of Berylium and see what it tastes like. Are you SURE this chart is accurate?

neidu2 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit got thrown out of court.

No, it means you’re a dumbass, and most likely the case will result in a default judgement, with or without you.

Chocrates ,

Or a bench warrant 🤣

intensely_human , to science_memes in Chemists of Lemmy, how accurate is this likability table?

Oh yeah just lick the carbon. It’s probably fine.

elbucho ,
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Tastes like a campfire.

Maalus ,

It is. Activated carbon is used to treat diarrhoea, you basically swallow a chunk of carbon that absorbs any moisture it comes across

FireRetardant ,

Activated carbon is also used in water treatment to remove taste/odours and many organic pollutants.

intensely_human ,

“organic pollutants” are made of carbon too

5oap10116 ,

Don’t lick carbon nano tubes or buckyball. Also in general carbon powder can be a particulate inhalation issue.

model_tar_gz ,

The table is about licking specifically. It’s not a breathability table. Just so that is clear.

5oap10116 ,

I assume if it’s getting anywhere near your mouth you’d also be breathing it but aside from that, ingestion is also a nogo.

model_tar_gz , (edited )

The ingestion/breathability table might be more restrictive. Like, elemental Sulfur is perfectly fineno actually it’s not fine— but probably unpleasant to lick. Contact dermatitis likely but not life threatening—just one lick, ok; promise no more? ;)

Breathing elemental Sulfur is also going to result in contact dermatitis -inside the lungs. Which is going make a really bad day.

MotoAsh ,

Not moisture but reactive molecules. (I mean, many forms probably do still absorb a good bit but) I forgot the exact chemistry but “activated” means chemically reactive. It binds with all sorts of reactive molecules, like toxins and many other things.

intensely_human ,

Diarrhea is also mostly carbon.

AcesFullOfKings ,

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  • intensely_human ,

    The carbon being pure is not the basis for my joke

    subtext ,

    Have you never licked a diamond before? You’re missing out.

    unexposedhazard , to lemmyshitpost in unsee this

    No, i dont think i will.

    BeefPiano , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit got thrown out of court.

    Bless your heart

    SteveFromMySpace , (edited ) to programmer_humor in Just a dad helping out

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  • hitmyspot ,

    In most industries, that’s considered a bait and switch. Decpetice conduct that can lead to fines.

    If you contact them immediately, to rectify an error, then not so much.

    AFKBRBChocolate ,

    What are you taking about, he didn’t bait anyone. You aren’t obligated to honor a quote from someone who isn’t in your company. If I said my son is a mechanic and he can put a new engine in your car for $50, you absolutely should not expect a $50 engine.

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  • commandar ,

    You tell them you don’t work for $500.

    Or you tell them that you do.

    Per hour.

    But since they’re clearly such great mates with dad, you can cut them a deal.

    hitmyspot ,

    I’m saying they should not get to the point that they walk in the door. If they call, correct immediately.

    It should be corrected, by Dad, prior to a call, rather than used as a sales funnel, which is the suggestion.

    Honest mistakes happen, but using an honest mistake to purposefully continue to mislead to get them in the door and then correct them is a bait and switch.

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  • hitmyspot ,

    How do you get them in the door to tell them without the call? Youre advising using an error to your advantage to massage someone to be a client using a bait and switch tactic.

    It may not have been thenolan, being a genuine error, but that’s your plan to take advantage of it. If they purposely gave the wrong amount, would it be bait and switch in your view?

    Way to go on the straw man, though.

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  • hitmyspot ,

    I am listening to what you are saying. ok, so you did imply this is not the first contact. Just using a phrase to do so. Obviously you meant something different.

    Walking out the door, also a phrase. Again, one that’s situational. It means they are on site. For talking on the phone, I’d say hang up. So again, implying its not the first contact.

    Look, I also think it can be correctly handled, but your whole post makes it sound like a pushy sales narrative that is deceptive. Youre not outright calling for deception but the implication is there. I’m not the only one noticing it.

    Maybe your choice of words is wrong, but when someone tells you who they are, listen.

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  • hitmyspot ,

    Just like in this discussion, youre changing the narrative deceptively.

    Now they are on the phone. They weren’t before, that stage had passed.

    Sure, you are now retroactively changing your intent but it doesn’t change the meaning of your words.

    You say listen to what youre saying. I did.

    If you said, when they call advise of the current rate, is agree. Your version seems to be past that stage. In no world does anyone think that you would be obliged to honor the quote. So either your advice is not really advice, to do what is normal and advise them of your actual rate. Or, as appears more likely, you want to leverage the mistake using their sunken cost of time after arranging a meet, knowing in advance their expectations dont match the rate.

    If everyone else gets it why is there another comment calling you a LinkedIn lunatic? Its not a term I would use, but I see their point. Your comment is one of two things: A pointless comment offering no advice as of course they would clarify. A comment to say leverage it to your advantage, using deceptive tactics.

    Walk it back all you want but in context its clear to me which was the intent. Perhaps you meant no I’ll will, but it reads as exploitative. In quoting for any kind of work, but especially programming based work, there is a knowledge differential. This justifies fees, but the same knowledge differential is often used to take advantage of those with no concept of the work involved.

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  • rekorse ,

    Dudes just saying you can be deceptive without intending it. Its not the craziest idea is it?

    To avoid abusing the sunk cost fallacy, it would be best to tell the dad that is not the correct rate, and to please reach out to their friend with the correction.

    No chance of someone feeling like they might as well choose youre higher rate because they are already talking to you.

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  • rekorse ,

    In my opinion its a direct response to the advice that this can be turned into a positive, and is just pointing out that its technically based on a deceptive principle so you should not make a habit out of it.

    I think its fair to consider the situation from all involved perspectives, including the Dads friend.

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  • roguetrick ,

    Now you’re going to charge them for lemonade too?!? Does your greed know no bounds?

    roguetrick ,

    The guy literally explained he was using sales idioms and you are taking it like someone is actually trying to lock prospective clients in. If he told you they decided to get off the pot instead of walk out the door would you assume he’s a voyeur watching them poop?

    hitmyspot ,

    Their idioms have implications beyond what he’s saying. He’s either changing his story or doesn’t fully understand them.nor my point.

    Given the lady doth protest so much, my money would be on retrospective shanging of the story, not clarification.

    Slovene ,

    They didn’t say it was deceptive,they said it was decpetice.

    MadBigote ,

    You sound like a LinkedIn influencer:

    I shat my pants; this is why this is a great opportunity to network!

    Intrama , to lemmyshitpost in unsee this
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    Omg 😭

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