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Senseless , to lemmyshitpost in Goodbye, old friend.
SuiXi3D , to memes in elon is a lame poser
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The man wouldn’t last an hour working on an actual ranch.

MeatPilot ,
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The man wouldn’t last an hour minute working on an actual ranch.

OfCourseNot ,
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The man wouldn’t last an hour a minute working on an actual ranch.

lemmyseizethemeans ,

He might be able to do a ten minute photo shoot ‘clearing bush’ like W did tho. Then back to the chopper

AngryCommieKender ,

He’s the very definition of a Dude. He’s the target demographic for dude ranches.

Tartas1995 , to lemmyshitpost in How dare he

Don’t know what idea I like more,

  1. He is doing the weirdest troll
  2. He is mistaken
  3. We are mistaken to think that he means Epstein and he is totally right and on the money. (Geoff made have a vacation love Affair with his wife or something)

I can’t choose

YurkshireLad , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit submitted a bill of exchange, bank doesn't think so.

Whose website?

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

A sovereign citizen “guru” called Yusuf El.

Kalkaline , to memes in elon is a lame poser
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You can tell he’s not in Texas because he would have a heat stroke in that leather jacket.

kksgandhi ,

The desert can get real cold.

Cornelius_Wangenheim , (edited )

Texas isn’t a desert.

Edit: Please read what I wrote before replying. Texas isn’t a desert does not mean Texas has no desert. 90±% of the state is not desert, including where the vast majority of people live.

AngryCommieKender ,

That depends on where you are in Texas. The westernmost parts are definitely desert.

Cornelius_Wangenheim ,

Yeah and that’s not where the people or cattle live, minus El Paso. Texas is <10% desert. To act like the whole state is a desert is straight up wrong, yet annoyingly common for people who have never been here.

Kalkaline ,
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Not Austin at least. Maybe if you go 100 miles West of there.

RizzRustbolt ,

Deaf Smith disagrees.

aido ,
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If he’d gone and bought a cowboy hat in the last few weeks, they would’ve at least attempted to sell him a summer hat (straw) instead of a winter hat (felt). Not definitive but strange.

dejected_warp_core , to memes in elon is a lame poser

Time to refer to the checklist:


<span style="color:#323232;">[x] Hat
</span><span style="color:#323232;">[ ] Cattle
</span>
Rocketpoweredgorilla ,
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He keeps his cattle at the factories.

funkless_eck ,

<span style="color:#323232;">[] Working class
</span><span style="color:#323232;">[] Predominantly people of color 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">[] Poor
</span><span style="color:#323232;">[] Hardworking
</span>
RizzRustbolt ,

Also predominatly homosexual.

Chocrates , to lemmyshitpost in Virginia is shrinking!

Well the last one they did to themselves

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I’m not saying it’s necessarily a bad thing, I’m just saying eventually, all that will be left of Virginia will be the Delmarva peninsula and then Maryland will claim it.

gedaliyah ,
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Woah, I never realized Virginia had a detached peninsula like Michigan

FlyingSquid OP ,
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It’s imaginatively called “The Eastern Shore of Virginia.”

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Shore_of_Virginia

son_named_bort ,

Delaware is going to take over the whole peninsula with Joe Biden leading the way. It’s all part of his evil scheme to have Delaware take over the entire Mid-Atlantic region.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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“Listen, Jack. No foolin’. We take over the peninsula and the trains will be great.”

itsgroundhogdayagain ,

No one wants West Virginia

jballs ,
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It’s easy to shit on West Virginia now, but at least they were formed by splitting from Virginia in favor of abolishing slavery. That’s pretty cool in my book.

TommySalami ,

West by God Virginia. I spent a lot of time there reminding people we fought for the north.

dethedrus ,

You mean the birthplace of the labor movement where the US government used artillery on stinking miners?

The current government sucks, but the history has some truly glorious and revolutionary moments.

vxx , to memes in elon is a lame poser

I never noticed he had no eye lashes. Is that common in people?

KingThrillgore , to memes in elon is a lame poser
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Looks like the kind of guy who enjoys salsa from New York City

logos ,

NEW YORK CITY!?

RizzRustbolt ,

Good lord we’re old…

theherk , to pics in Poolside with the dog

Welcome to The Grand Barkapest Hotel.

nalinna ,

I was literally just thinking that it definitely has Moonrise Kingdom vibes.

Seriously, though, that photo makes me feel a nostalgia that I can’t quite place. Absolutely phenomenal photo!

WhippetBowie OP ,

Shot on actual Kodak film. The nostalgia is real.

Scribbd , to lemmyshitpost in Virginia is shrinking!

Just like magnetic pole flips, Virginia is due another shrink snap. It might snap out of existence when it happens.

HEXN3T , to lemmyshitpost in Ergo, you can eat Bologna with classic pancake toppings
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The fact that there’s a period in the caption bothers me more.

PotatoesFall , to memes in elon is a lame poser

How does this guy think his mustache looks good. I’m sorry to bodyshame but man my mustache grows the exact same way and it is equally unflattering to grow out. And he has far more money to spend on barbers

Prunebutt ,

I don’t think that he had any control over how his moustache looks on the image, given that it’s most likely an AI generated image.

Skullgrid ,
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Even the ai dissin him

BakerBagel ,

Musk has always had terrible hair.. I have no idea why he always has some weak as shit moustache and beard going. I also can’t grow facial hair for shit so i shave every day. I’ll grow out a moustache for Christmas, but even a month’s worth of growth looks thin and shitty.

jballs ,
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I’ll grow out a moustache for Christmas

Lol why? Is that some tradition I’ve been missing out on?

BakerBagel ,

My mom hates it and it ruins all the Christmas photos. I only see my parents once or twice a year, so i guess i just do a Christmas moustache as a bit every year.

Myxomatosis ,

He was deep down a K-hole and thought it would be a good idea to glue his own pubes to his upper lip.

Cowbob12 , to lemmyshitpost in How do they do the blood test?

Who would be Blair in this case?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Fozzie Blair, of course.

MargotRobbie , to memes in elon is a lame poser
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