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LordWiggle , to memes in elon is a lame poser
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He is:

A. Poser

B. Loser

C. Lier

D. Scammer

E. All of the above.

Yes it’s E.

Delusional , to memes in elon is a lame poser

leon musk is a cunt.

FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit..... appointed the judge the trustee?
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Was that written on one of the tablets they give you in jail that you have to pay a fortune for?

Diabolo96 ,

Jail give you tablets now?!?!

FlyingSquid ,
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Shitty ones. If you want to pay for them.

www.jpay.com/PMusic.aspx

Incidentally, a lot of prisons give prisoners free tablets now. But people in jail often haven’t gone to trial yet, so I guess fuck them?

Diabolo96 , (edited )

Its really shitty indeed, It’s so shitty I don’t think it can even run 720p videos locally without stuttering, let alone YouTube/Netflix,etc., but it’s only 50 bucks. (125H of work with the inmate wage of 0.40$/H 🤯 )

I thought that since it’s for inmates, they gonna try to rake up the price and sell it for like 300$ or more. Of course, they still can make big money on their back by making anything and everything a subscription. Want to watch a movie or play a game? It’s 20$ an hour.

Edit : theappeal.org/prison-tablets-ipads-jpay-securus-g…

Both JPay and GTL charge prisoners at every step of the communication process: In New York, each email sent or received requires a “stamp,” which costs $0.25—twice that if the message exceeds 6,000 characters, or if it includes a picture or card. For four stamps, friends and family can also send 30-second “video-grams” to loved ones inside.

Music, movies, e-books, and games can also be downloaded on JPay tablets for exorbitant fees. Songs are listed for as much as $2.50 each, and a single album can cost up to $46, according to state records. Renting a movie costs between $2 and $25. Until November 2019, when the company backed down in the face of public pressure, JPay was selling incarcerated individuals in a handful of states e-books sourced from Project Gutenberg, a database of free books

Lol.

Zron ,

Those costs may seem ridiculous and petty, but also remember that prisoners do not have to be paid minimum wage. They often make only a few dollars an hour.

So that 20 dollar rental for the tablet may be an entire days work. Every email exchange a half hours work.

The people doing this belong in jail.

Diabolo96 ,

Oh, I know those costs aren’t nothing. I live in a country with a minimum wage of 150$/month.

Snapz , to lemmyshitpost in A legend has left us

Wow, and this was from a verified account, so it’s definitely real. Shit…

Oh well. Rest in piss and blood emeralds, you bloated fuck. Your kids hated you and nobody loved you (especially your dad that has sex and children with your sister).

ThrowawaySobriquet , to lemmyshitpost in Virginia is shrinking!

I went to a panel presentation on the early colonies around the Revolution once. When they took questions, I asked if there was any special logistical problems Virginia ran into after due to how large the territory was and man, they treated me like a fuckin idiot. I still think about that. It’s not, like, important or anything I just don’t have a therapist for this sort of shit

solsangraal ,

should have asked them why, if they were so set on being independent, they didn’t change the name of the state to something OTHER than the queen of england

Dasnap ,
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ThrowawaySobriquet ,

At the time I was 22 and didn’t have a firm grasp on the idea I could tell someone being rude to go fuck themselves. It was just a bunch of old folks pining for the glory days of national pride and dysentery, but like, fuck. Snuff out a curious light like that.

solsangraal ,

kind of strange, the older i get (40smthg now), the less respect i have for people 20+ years older than me, and the more i have for 20+ years younger

dethedrus ,

I’m older but in the same boat. Unless those younger people are part of proud technological illiterati, which really pisses me off for some reason. Probably those 30 years of being an IT drone…

snekerpimp ,

Soon it’ll just be the peninsula. A bunch of ponies and Eastern Shore seasonals

Edit: was supposed to be a comment on the main post, fat fingered it, my bad

5714 ,

Why did they treat you like that?

ThrowawaySobriquet ,

No idea. I still wonder sometimes where the disconnect was, but I also just try to not let things like that get to me anymore. I’m having mixed success

BrokenGlepnir ,

It’s got a few answers. For the first one, the logistics were handled by not administering the territory, those were only claims. For the next one, logistics were handled by breaking them up into other territories that would become states since administering it wasn’t feasible. In the third, it was possible, but it caused problems. The civil war was not the only grievance west virginia had. They had been neglected for the better part of a century. Richmond usually didn’t care much about those on the other side of the mountains. In some ways the civil war was just a good time to do what they’d probably wanted to for awhile. Really the logistics are the reason virginia is the size and shape it is today. Now they have a capitol where they can be not cared for by locals.

ThrowawaySobriquet ,

👊

AllNewTypeFace , to newcommunities in Pyongyang - Glory to the DPRK! (satire)
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inb4 .ml discovers this and makes it sincere. “Here come the tankies”

bionicjoey ,

Yeah I feel like the joke wouldn’t work on Lemmy. Too many people who wouldn’t be joking.

jeffw OP ,
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Not afraid to ban people who start legit praising NK

worldeater ,

too late

jordanlund , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit submitted a bill of exchange, bank doesn't think so.
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Sounds like somebody doesn’t understand what an “international bill of exchange” is.

www.investopedia.com/terms/b/billofexchange.asp

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

A sovcit not understanding something? Why I never.

eager_eagle , to lemmyshitpost in Goodbye, old friend.
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maybe the real friends are the mineral samples we collect along the way

lightnsfw , to lemmyshitpost in A legend has left us

This was the first thing I saw in my post wake up doom scrolling. You made me think today was going to be a good day.

nintendiator , to lemmyshitpost in A legend has left us

Damn, I had my hopes on this one. Two misses in one month is a pretty bad record.

boaratio , to memes in elon is a lame poser

Ketamine cowboy.

ikidd ,
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Well, it *is a horse tranquilizer…

RattlerSix , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit secured a carrier, Josh helped.

I love that he wants to send Josh a lot of business but never mentions the company. Just go to every dealer and ask for Josh I guess

FlyingSquid ,
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(There was no Josh.)

RoquetteQueen ,
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I’ve always wondered how these people are constantly lying about this crap (and the antivaxxers, too) and yet somehow it never occurs to them that maybe everyone else is lying, too.

betterdeadthanreddit , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is sooooo close..

Secret treasury accounts linked to your berth certificate and by the way we’re boats something something maritime law.

4am ,

berth certificate

maritime law

LOL nice

dexa_scantron ,
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This is an actual Sovcit thing.

EldritchFeminity ,

It is, but berth is a nautical term. Thus making it as punny as it is sad.

Maalus ,

They use it because it is a nautical term. There is no pun.

experbia ,
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yes, they believe it’s one of the “in plain sight” pieces of evidence - that when you’re born, you have to have a berth (maritime) certificate that makes you like, property of the state or something because you’re recorded as “docking” with the country (which is actually a corporation that wants to own you and use your cache of money they hide from you that you receive at birth), and “they” get away with the ruse because us normal rubes just never think to ask if they said “berth” (maritime) or “birth” (reproduction). not even joking lmao

it is a funny pun, too, but they really think birth certificates are, in fact, secretly “berth” certificates for them in maritime trade law, which they believe is the only real law, in which we are all like… sovereign vessels that have been duped into signing away our independence.

Klear ,

That makes about twice as much sense as scientology.

betterdeadthanreddit ,

Not even making that bit up, it’s established SovCit lore that pops up now and again. I’m a boat, you’re a boat, your mom is a barge lovely lady (and also a boat).

Uli ,

I think I finally understand the term “anchor babies”.

dejected_warp_core , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit secured a carrier, Josh helped.

Nevermind all the terminology gobledygook. This sounds an awful lot like a temporary tag, or a temporary permit to relocate a vehicle without a plate. Which I think is pretty standard in any state, and I can see a dealership begrudgingly doing this if it gets the car off the lot. But it’s very temporary, like days to weeks in my experience. I think the DMV would catch on if you kept coming back for permits.

Also, I’m guessing sovcit here doesn’t have a “FARM USE” loophole in their state?

Zron ,

I’m pretty sure in order to get a farm use exemption, the property you live at would have to be zoned as agricultural.

samus12345 , to lemmyshitpost in How do they do the blood test?
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Poor Beaker just can’t catch a break.

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