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JusticeForPorygon , to lemmyshitpost in A legend has left us
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Fuck you for getting me excited

eezeebee , to lemmyshitpost in Speed
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dingus ,

I want to put this on my car

eezeebee ,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

It’s a real sticker. I want it too, but, knowing the drivers in my area they would take it literally.

Chadsalot , to cat in Someday

Not for me, but thanks for the cute cat!

Kolanaki ,
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Are you claiming to be immortal? 🤨

FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit submitted a bill of exchange, bank doesn't think so.
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“What would i do next”

Stop this nonsense and pay the car loan?

No, it can’t be that easy!

TexasDrunk ,

Let them take the car because you didn’t pay the car loan.

FlyingSquid ,
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No “let them” about it. They’re taking the car whether he likes it or not.

some_guy ,

The only real question is whether there will be violence. I wouldn’t want to be the rep telling this person anything they don’t wanna hear, like facts or reality.

partial_accumen ,

Could this be a use great use case of an LLM?

All the Sovcit logic stuff is bullshit anyway, it just sounds like something that might be real. So build an LLM and feed it all the Sovcit shit you can find. Then ask it a question that contradicts a Sovcit position. Yes its going to be a garbage answer it returns, but it will sound like something a Sovcit would say.

Sovcit: “You can’t take my car because I issued an international statement of payment with receipt on my account!”

LLM answer: “Oh, I’m sorry. International statements of payment are only valid in registered districts of independence. You clearly haven’t executed a notice Promissory Estoppel, and its too late now so I have to take the car.”

Riven ,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Damn that’s such a good idea lul.

some_guy ,

It’d be funny to build a bot to get in their replies, but doing so would help feed the problem. But I do like your approach.

TexasDrunk ,

You’re not wrong, but I’ve seen people go to great lengths to keep a car from getting repossessed even though they weren’t paying. So I meant “let them” as in “don’t fight them when they come knocking”.

Long, worthless anecdote from 25ish years ago, feel free to skip: My buddy’s grandfather owned a very small hometown car lot and financed some of the cars in house (instead of interest, it was just a flat rate “this is what it costs if you don’t pay me up front”). Every once in a great while someone would stop paying and try to hide instead of calling and working with the guy who was super reasonable. He’d let people slide for months with no extra payments if you’d just talk to him about it. So my buddy would go looking for the car and pick it up. I went with him a couple of times because he needed a second driver.

Once I went with him after we had a particularly wild weekend. He had hurt his foot in a drunken lake incident so he was limping. I had two black eyes from face planting after a separate drunken lake incident later that evening. We showed up and one of the tires on the car was flat. So he’s limping along with a tire tool and I’m helping him change the tire. We took it back without incident.

Before we got back to the lot the guy had called his grandfather asking why he sent two “mob looking sons of bitches” to take it back rather than just coming out himself. We were hungover, scrawny, injured teenagers.

The guy came by later that week and paid the damn car off and got it back. He had the money but was going to try to keep it and the car rather than paying this hometown working class guy.

FlyingSquid ,
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If you haven’t seen the move Repo Man, you should.

TexasDrunk ,

I have not, but I just read a summary and that sounds insane, which is exactly my kind of thing.

I’m going to see if my buddy has seen it. We may do a remote watch party.

Nougat ,

Plate. Shrimp. Plate of shrimp.

Sam_Bass , to lemmyshitpost in A legend has left us

Legend. Yeah.

DudeImMacGyver ,
@DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works avatar

He was legendary for being a piece of shit.

Leavingoldhabits , to pics in Poolside with the dog

I love this! The dismissive arrogance is wonderful.

WhippetBowie OP ,

We drove for more than an hour. He was not there to pose for photos 🤣

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/10d8a2e3-70eb-4284-b71f-90ca60001847.jpeg

Leavingoldhabits ,

A really good boy, and that’s what matters, thanks for the BTS shot.

vistencluse , to lemmyshitpost in A legend has left us

I don’t know if it’s just because it’s cropped but I love how the context doesn’t even clarify that he isn’t actually dead lol

Schmuppes ,

That’s the joke.

slurpeesoforion ,

He’s not physically dead.

Honytawk ,

I believe the joke was that misinformation was allowed on Xitter by some tweet from Musky.

To which they responded by falsely reporting on his death.

weariedfae , to datahoarder in I’m in this photo and I don’t like it

You hush, I might read them…

blurr11 , to memes in hallelujah

Non horns story time …

A long time ago I was but a young lad living in eastern Europe and I use to watch this cartoon. The actual content of this cartoon are lost to the ravages of my memory but a few things stood out, the main character had a flying board and the opening sequence was him flying through these hallways that were broken into geometric shapes and there was a big face that he flew towards.

Sometime later especially during university it became a recurring niggling idea. Did it exist or was it some dream or fantasy? I’d get enthused once in a while and try searching the depths of the net for it with no luck.

It wasn’t until I had graduated and was working, close to 20 years after the fact that I found it ! The name of this show is now imprinted on my brain.

https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/c4e42eaf-4f9b-4b75-b162-9de805b802cd.png

MoonMelon , (edited )

The same thing happened to me with a few memories:

  • People turning into blocks and interlocking to form a city. It turned out to be Unico: Island of Magic.
  • Some evil guy crawling into a painting, and something about hair growing. This was a fucked up movie called The Peanut Butter Solution. This one legit scared the shit out of me as a kid and I had nightmares about it.
  • A guy being surrounded with evil looking puppets. This was a stage show called In Search of the Wow Wow Wibble Woggle Wazzie Woodle Woo. I didn’t remember this one until the youtube channel RedLetterMedia made fun of it.

These must have just been random VHS tapes my parents got in some bargain bin. I have no idea how we got them or what became of them.

bappity , to lemmyshitpost in A legend has left us
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don’t give me hope

samus12345 ,
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Best I can do is a grazed ear.

EarthShipTechIntern ,

Dead of soul & mind, only. Damn the hope I had before seeing this is a shitpost.

Window_Error_Noises , to lemmyshitpost in How do they do the blood test?
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Muppets have always sadly given me the heebs, but this is a brand new appreciation! I’d love to see this done shot-for-shot, completely serious tone, but all within the Muppets theme. Of course, John Carpenter’s awesome score stays the same, but played with like, kazoos and jazzy casual instruments.

Regardless of reality, it’s gonna happen in my imagination, cause the world’s on fire.

pyre , to lemmyshitpost in Speed

years ago i was in a car with a friend at night and we were behind this giant truck that had a warning written on it. it said “ATTENTION - EGGS INSIDE”

like motherfucker you pay attention what do i care‽ i found it so funny i could barely see through tears in my eyes

Beaver , to datahoarder in I’m in this photo and I don’t like it
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That man is smart

VinesNFluff , to memes in hallelujah
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I imagine that’s a horny thing

Shame

There are a billion straight up shitposts in YouTube that sent my sides to the orbit of Proxima Centauro, but which I couldn’t ever find again in my life because yeah titles and SEO keywords aren’t a thing

foggy ,

Even though YouTubes search is fucked it still works incredibly well for Simpsons clips.

Search “premium dude”. Bam.

Search “prawns galaxy”. Bam

Search “undivided attention”. Bam.

It’s crazy. For whatever reason, if you’re looking for Simpsons content, the algorithm still feels like it’s 2017.

VinesNFluff ,
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I feel this says more about the Simpsons and its place in pop culture than it does about the quality or otherwise of Google’s algorithm

MadBob ,

I still can’t find the bit where he goes, “let’s go SHOPPING.”

Edit: Never mind, found it.

ILikeBoobies ,

Use google’s site search and filter by date to get YouTube results

VinesNFluff ,
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Not a terrible idea for a lot of things, but one of the shit posts living rent free in my head was literally just called “bunny”

blaue_Fledermaus , to lemmyshitpost in Goodbye, old friend.
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Go go gadget anthropomorphization

kamenlady ,
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Henshin

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