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HEXN3T , to lemmyshitpost in Speed
@HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Pop quiz, hotshot!

RaoulDook ,

What are you doing in the bathroom, Keanu? I thought you were driving a bus???

Quexotic ,

Shoot the hostage.

Alice , to newcommunities in Phrases that have marked your life - Lemmy.World - [email protected]
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Subscribed

Serpente OP ,
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welcome

ulph , to lemmyshitpost in A legend has left us

You people are vile, wishing someone to be dead.

nobleshift ,
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  • thisbenzingring ,

    Mother fuckin pigs!

    Freefall ,
    RiikkaTheIcePrincess ,
    @RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social avatar

    If it makes you feel better, I wish I were dead too 👍 This world would be better off without some people, some people would be better off without this world 🤷

    funkless_eck ,

    In context, it’s a joke about how Elon removed protections against misinformation, not about wishing death on him. The joke only works if you know he’s alive.

    ulph ,

    It was more of a reaction to the comments than the original post tho.

    PapaStevesy ,

    Then you should have made it an actual response to those comments.

    ulph ,

    There were too many.

    ikidd ,
    @ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

    The joke only works if people have a semblance of a sense of humor. That can be rare hearabouts sometimes.

    samus12345 ,
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    You should go to the places where people want others dead for how they were born, not the fact that they cause massive suffering, and tell them that.

    ulph ,

    Different sides of the same apple.

    samus12345 ,
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    ulph ,

    Nice painting.

    samus12345 ,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    The spelling errors drive me nuts, though.

    I’d like to see people like you vociferously condemning the instigators of hate as much as you always seem to the people who push back at them.

    Agrivar ,

    What makes you think those people and ol’ ulph here are in different groups?

    SkyeStarfall ,

    They want me dead so, I’m just giving them the same courtesy

    ulph ,

    Then you’re no better than them I guess 🤷‍♂️

    Zoomboingding ,
    @Zoomboingding@lemmy.world avatar

    “I have killed 50 people in my basement”

    “I think that guy is irredeemable and should be put to death”

    You: these people are the same

    ulph ,

    Try again.

    Freefall ,

    no no, he got it in one.

    ulph ,

    Not really, no.

    MajinBlayze ,

    Yes really, yes

    Perfide ,

    Explain how they didn’t, then.

    assassin_aragorn ,

    Yep, they did

    abbiistabbii ,
    @abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Ok ok ok, I’m going to lay this out for you.

    Elon Musk wants people like me dead. They cannot be convinced otherwise and be giving them the time of day to try convince them not to kill me is, genuinely, a waste of time. They have made up their mind and believe that I am irredeemable.

    His ideology itself is a declaration of the will to kill people, this isn’t a case of “his opinion”, his ideology in itself declares people like me unworthy of a happy, healthy and full life.

    Wishing harm upon people like these is an act of self defense, not an act of wanton cruelty.

    BluJay320 ,
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    Don’t care, didn’t ask

    Plus, you’re a dipshit

    ulph ,

    I hit a nerve it seems.

    BluJay320 ,
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  • ulph ,

    Whatever you say boss 🫡

    DoucheBagMcSwag ,

    Paradox of tolerance mothefucker.

    Look it up

    ulph ,

    It’s a paradox alright. Are you supposed to be one of the tolerant? Can’t tell.

    DoucheBagMcSwag , (edited )

    Tolerance is the norm Only if everyone else is. Didn’t you fucking read it

    WamGams ,

    Tolerance is a social contract. People who practice intolerance are not owed anything.

    assassin_aragorn ,

    That’s the whole point of the paradox. Tolerance requires being intolerant to those who are intolerant. If someone won’t be tolerant of gay people, you shouldn’t be tolerant of them.

    To put it more simply, tolerance is a two way street. If you aren’t tolerant of someone, then you shouldn’t be surprised when they and their loved ones are intolerant of you. If you’re going to hate gay people, don’t expect gay people and those who support gay people to like you.

    STRIKINGdebate2 ,
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    Despite getting three reports I won’t take action against Ulph. They don’t seem to be a troll. I don’t believe in removing proples comments just because they are morons

    abbadon420 ,

    It seems like this community isn’t as peaceloving as they made it out to be. It seems like the lines are fading.

    TrueStoryBob , to lemmyshitpost in Virginia is shrinking!

    They know what they did.

    kratoz29 , to datahoarder in I’m in this photo and I don’t like it

    Ahh… All my comics of Batman since 1900 something until 2011 gathering cyber dust :/

    Beaver ,
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    History is a little bit safer thanks to you

    PlantDadManGuy , to pics in Poolside with the dog

    Dat Bokeh effect tho!

    JusticeForPorygon , to lemmyshitpost in A legend has left us
    @JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

    Fuck you for getting me excited

    eezeebee , to lemmyshitpost in Speed
    @eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar
    dingus ,

    I want to put this on my car

    eezeebee ,
    @eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

    It’s a real sticker. I want it too, but, knowing the drivers in my area they would take it literally.

    Chadsalot , to cat in Someday

    Not for me, but thanks for the cute cat!

    Kolanaki ,
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    Are you claiming to be immortal? 🤨

    FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit submitted a bill of exchange, bank doesn't think so.
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    “What would i do next”

    Stop this nonsense and pay the car loan?

    No, it can’t be that easy!

    TexasDrunk ,

    Let them take the car because you didn’t pay the car loan.

    FlyingSquid ,
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    No “let them” about it. They’re taking the car whether he likes it or not.

    some_guy ,

    The only real question is whether there will be violence. I wouldn’t want to be the rep telling this person anything they don’t wanna hear, like facts or reality.

    partial_accumen ,

    Could this be a use great use case of an LLM?

    All the Sovcit logic stuff is bullshit anyway, it just sounds like something that might be real. So build an LLM and feed it all the Sovcit shit you can find. Then ask it a question that contradicts a Sovcit position. Yes its going to be a garbage answer it returns, but it will sound like something a Sovcit would say.

    Sovcit: “You can’t take my car because I issued an international statement of payment with receipt on my account!”

    LLM answer: “Oh, I’m sorry. International statements of payment are only valid in registered districts of independence. You clearly haven’t executed a notice Promissory Estoppel, and its too late now so I have to take the car.”

    Riven ,
    @Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Damn that’s such a good idea lul.

    some_guy ,

    It’d be funny to build a bot to get in their replies, but doing so would help feed the problem. But I do like your approach.

    TexasDrunk ,

    You’re not wrong, but I’ve seen people go to great lengths to keep a car from getting repossessed even though they weren’t paying. So I meant “let them” as in “don’t fight them when they come knocking”.

    Long, worthless anecdote from 25ish years ago, feel free to skip: My buddy’s grandfather owned a very small hometown car lot and financed some of the cars in house (instead of interest, it was just a flat rate “this is what it costs if you don’t pay me up front”). Every once in a great while someone would stop paying and try to hide instead of calling and working with the guy who was super reasonable. He’d let people slide for months with no extra payments if you’d just talk to him about it. So my buddy would go looking for the car and pick it up. I went with him a couple of times because he needed a second driver.

    Once I went with him after we had a particularly wild weekend. He had hurt his foot in a drunken lake incident so he was limping. I had two black eyes from face planting after a separate drunken lake incident later that evening. We showed up and one of the tires on the car was flat. So he’s limping along with a tire tool and I’m helping him change the tire. We took it back without incident.

    Before we got back to the lot the guy had called his grandfather asking why he sent two “mob looking sons of bitches” to take it back rather than just coming out himself. We were hungover, scrawny, injured teenagers.

    The guy came by later that week and paid the damn car off and got it back. He had the money but was going to try to keep it and the car rather than paying this hometown working class guy.

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    If you haven’t seen the move Repo Man, you should.

    TexasDrunk ,

    I have not, but I just read a summary and that sounds insane, which is exactly my kind of thing.

    I’m going to see if my buddy has seen it. We may do a remote watch party.

    Nougat ,

    Plate. Shrimp. Plate of shrimp.

    Sam_Bass , to lemmyshitpost in A legend has left us

    Legend. Yeah.

    DudeImMacGyver ,
    @DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works avatar

    He was legendary for being a piece of shit.

    Leavingoldhabits , to pics in Poolside with the dog

    I love this! The dismissive arrogance is wonderful.

    WhippetBowie OP ,

    We drove for more than an hour. He was not there to pose for photos 🤣

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/10d8a2e3-70eb-4284-b71f-90ca60001847.jpeg

    Leavingoldhabits ,

    A really good boy, and that’s what matters, thanks for the BTS shot.

    vistencluse , to lemmyshitpost in A legend has left us

    I don’t know if it’s just because it’s cropped but I love how the context doesn’t even clarify that he isn’t actually dead lol

    Schmuppes ,

    That’s the joke.

    slurpeesoforion ,

    He’s not physically dead.

    Honytawk ,

    I believe the joke was that misinformation was allowed on Xitter by some tweet from Musky.

    To which they responded by falsely reporting on his death.

    weariedfae , to datahoarder in I’m in this photo and I don’t like it

    You hush, I might read them…

    blurr11 , to memes in hallelujah

    Non horns story time …

    A long time ago I was but a young lad living in eastern Europe and I use to watch this cartoon. The actual content of this cartoon are lost to the ravages of my memory but a few things stood out, the main character had a flying board and the opening sequence was him flying through these hallways that were broken into geometric shapes and there was a big face that he flew towards.

    Sometime later especially during university it became a recurring niggling idea. Did it exist or was it some dream or fantasy? I’d get enthused once in a while and try searching the depths of the net for it with no luck.

    It wasn’t until I had graduated and was working, close to 20 years after the fact that I found it ! The name of this show is now imprinted on my brain.

    https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/c4e42eaf-4f9b-4b75-b162-9de805b802cd.png

    MoonMelon , (edited )

    The same thing happened to me with a few memories:

    • People turning into blocks and interlocking to form a city. It turned out to be Unico: Island of Magic.
    • Some evil guy crawling into a painting, and something about hair growing. This was a fucked up movie called The Peanut Butter Solution. This one legit scared the shit out of me as a kid and I had nightmares about it.
    • A guy being surrounded with evil looking puppets. This was a stage show called In Search of the Wow Wow Wibble Woggle Wazzie Woodle Woo. I didn’t remember this one until the youtube channel RedLetterMedia made fun of it.

    These must have just been random VHS tapes my parents got in some bargain bin. I have no idea how we got them or what became of them.

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