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Phegan , to lemmyshitpost in Shits these days

Get a bidet and never look back.

(You won’t have to because you will know you have a clean ass)

Sam_Bass , to lemmyshitpost in Shits these days

Yes some turds are pointy. The tighter the hole the pointier they are

froh42 , to lemmyshitpost in Shits these days

Don’t you know how to use the three seashells?

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

No, I was cryogenically frozen in 1996 for a crime I did not commit and only recently thawed up in order to take down the guy who actually did it.

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Shits these days
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I can’t wait for the apocalypse so I can become a Shitter.

pooberbee , to lemmyshitpost in Shits these days

Bidet gang rise up! But not too far

LordKitsuna ,

It’s genuinely difficult going back to toilet paper once you get used to a bidet. It’s just so much better in every way

iiGxC ,
BaroqueInMind , (edited )

$10 for a fucking printed plastic bottle cap using the cheapest PLA filament?

phobiac ,
@phobiac@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a two pack, so $5 per cap. Slightly less ridiculous for a niche tool.

BaroqueInMind ,

You can literally do this cheaper by slicing into the side of an existing bottle cap.

And if you’re going to argue that this is meant to allow the bottle to be reused, I can bring up a hygiene issue why you’re using the same bottle on your ass as well as drink out of.

iiGxC ,

tons of people use this kind of bidet for camping, it’s not like you’re putting it in your ass. The water can spray like 10 feet, so you can hold it far enough away that hygiene isn’t an issue.

I am curios about using an old cap, my guess is it would be tough to get the stream to angle up (with the water bottle upside down), but I’ll have to try it next time I get a plastic bottle

BaroqueInMind ,

you can hold it far enough away that hygiene isn’t an issue

I use a special battery powered travel bidet and keep it completely separated from all my stuff in its own hermetic bag in its own compartment in my luggage.

The fact that you are casual about the hygienics regarding water touching your ass and backsplash implies to me you are a fucking disgusting person to use the same bottle to drink out of.

iiGxC ,

Sounds like you haven’t caught the ultralight bug then, must be all that hygiene 🤷

BaroqueInMind ,

Are you trying to diss me for shaming unhygienic behavior and (pun intended) shit on a dumb as fuck expensive product? If so, you are really fucking stupid. If not, your comment makes no sense.

iiGxC ,

No, I’m making fun of people who are obsessed with ultralight (almost like a disease or virus), while also pointing out why people want something like this (ultralight backpacking).

Also poking a bit of fun at you (not maliciously) because if lots of people use these or similar designs in order to reuse the water bottle for drinking and they don’t get sick from it, then it’s probably not that big of a deal. No harm meant tho, if it’s not something you’re comfortable with that’s fine 👍

BaroqueInMind ,

Apologies, I have no idea why something we discussed earlier set me off and I came off sounding rude to you.

iiGxC ,

No worries 😊

Decoy321 ,

Hi there. Sorry, I removed your previous comment before I noticed your apology. I want to show appreciation for you understanding that your earlier comment wasn’t exactly civil. Thanks for being a decent human being.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

How about toilet paper and a bidet?

Narrowband ,

Is it weird having water sprayed in your ass like that? Also how do you dry, you just pull your pants up with wet ass cheeks?

LordKitsuna ,

It’s a little weird at first but you very quickly get used to it, it’s now to the point that when I’m forced to use toilet paper that is now weird and uncomfortable. I have a fancier bidet that has a drying function which is essentially just a miniature hair dryer pointed at your ass but when I’m in a hurry I literally just use a hand towel.

Butt towels are surprisingly common for bidet users because you’re literally just drying water, the bidet has fucking power blasted any sign of shit away so the towel will never get any marks or streaks on it

Narrowband ,

Wow interesting. TIL that some people prefer pressure washing their ass hole, instead of wiping.

I will say though that I’m convinced the toilet paper at my work is actually 1000 grit sand paper. It’s a bit of a miserable experience so I can see why a bidet is preferred at times.

zeekaran ,

Two squares of tp gets the booty dry.

Sam_Bass , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in It's not too late... Adolf.

Its too late, baby, now its too late though we really did try to make it

Track_Shovel , to lemmyshitpost in Cease your bigotry at once
bquintb , to lemmyshitpost in Cease your bigotry at once
@bquintb@midwest.social avatar

ULTIMATE MOISTURE!

manucode , to lemmyshitpost in Cease your bigotry at once

These wetlanders have never been to the three-fold land.

Feredir ,

Shall we take our fifth?

prayer , to lemmyshitpost in Cease your bigotry at once

*Boggetry

Spendrill ,

Offensive language.

Blubber28 ,

Beat me to it XD

Godric , to lemmyshitpost in Fact checked

God I hate how Poe’s law is true.

Godric ,

God I hate how Poe’s Law is true. Some fucking brainstarved NeoNazi is going to download this and post it as truth on their “Whyte Priiiide” website and get a gorillion updongles from people believing it must be true, because they accept da joos doing anything as gospel truth.

gothic_lemons , to lemmyshitpost in Fact checked

But like nah. There was some evidence Saudi Arabia backed 9/11. No evidence Israel backed 9/11 that I’m aware of.

I know this shitpost and Israel are genociding and doing fucked shit right now. But call them out on the shit they did. Don’t make up shit they didn’t do.

Jiggle_Physics ,

More than some evidence Saudi citizens backed them. However the claim that the government was tied to it was denied. However a portion of the report, or the missing 28 pages as it came to be known, was on this subject. Biden has since declassified, and released, these documents. They show that the ties to the government were real. They have phone, and other communications such as e-mail, between people involved and members of the government. This includes tying a hijacker to a Saudi diplomat. It is called the ENCORE report.

Microw ,

I didnt know Biden released those documents, interesting!

Gigan ,
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

If that’s true why haven’t we invaded Saudi Arabia? Or put sanctions on them or something.

Jiggle_Physics ,

because they are one of the major players helping to secure the petro dollar, they allow us to have an enormous military base there that we use as a platform for operations all over the middle east, we have intelligence sharing agreements with them, they will work with Israel, they have major business connections to a lot of the firms and corporations that own our legislators, to name a few reasons.

Gigan ,
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

Then why would they sponsor a terrorist attack against the US?

Jiggle_Physics ,

Because not everyone in the government actually likes this relationship with the US, nor did most of the government support the attack, or Al-Qaeda. Saudi Arabia, even its government, isn’t a single person, nor is it some sort of hive mind. It is thousands of people, that fight for their own personal interests, and break down into factions of different ideas over different things.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

There are the dancing Israelis which hasn’t really been debunked. The rest of the conspiracies aren’t directly Israel related.

Fades ,

The arresting officers said they saw a lot that aroused their suspicion about the men. One of the passengers had $4,700 in cash hidden in his sock. Another was carrying two foreign passports. A box cutter was found in the van. But perhaps the biggest surprise for the officers came when the five men identified themselves as Israeli citizens

Open and shut case!

Give me a fucking break you moron

fuckingkangaroos ,

Source?

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In , (edited )
MoonJellyfish OP ,
@MoonJellyfish@lemmy.today avatar

It was supposed to make fun of how fact checking works on Twitter

Fades ,

Oh so you hate literally the one good goddamn Twitter feature, the community notes??

MoonJellyfish OP ,
@MoonJellyfish@lemmy.today avatar

I do not hate it. But if this photo is not edited, then they need to improve it a little bit.

gothic_lemons ,

If this photo is not edited? So you were saying it was edited? What the fuck dude, find a real example of Twitter fact checking being fucked. Don’t make shit up. What are you 7 years? Or a paid troll?

MoonJellyfish OP ,
@MoonJellyfish@lemmy.today avatar

Bro, chill

Good_morning ,

The key word being “IF” implying they are unsure and are not the direct source of the picture.

fuckingkangaroos ,

Bullshit.

Toldry ,
@Toldry@lemmy.world avatar

My friend, I will give you the benefit of doubt and believe you when you say that this post’s purpose was to make fun of how shitty Twitter’s community notes are, and that is indeed an important topic to shed light on, so people won’t treat community notes as reliable.

However,

You can rest assured that a significant portion of the people who saw this post believed it as straight fact.

It is impossible to overstate how gullible people on the internet are, and how readily they will straight up believe conspiratorial BS, especially surrounding controversial topics like Israel.

That’s how Poe’s law works, and it is attitudes like yours that don’t take this shit seriously that end up inadvertently contributing to an environment full of libelous antisemitic conspiracies on the internet.

I beseech you to carefully consider this stuff if you ever plan to post such a thing again.

ThrowawayPermanente , to lemmyshitpost in Fact checked

Why would the jew do this? Is he stupid?

Lexam , to lemmyshitpost in Fact checked

Steel beams don’t melt at 3727°F, but potatoes do!

No_Eponym ,
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Sam_Bass , to lemmyshitpost in Fact checked

Fact choked.

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