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ceenote , to lemmyshitpost in Seems legit

Zapp Brannigan: I bought a new truck. Kif, tell them the name of my new truck.

Kif: Ugh… a Sexbertruck.

pedz , to memes in its true tho

If I need to choose, I’ll go with Android but to be quite frank, I would really prefer to have a “real” computer operating system on those devices. For 10+ years I’ve been waiting for a device that I can put in my pocket, use it on the go, with a data connection, and have the possibility to dock it and continue using it as a full fledged computer, with Linux if possible.

I know some high end Android devices can be “docked” and connected to a monitor, but they are far too expensive and/or too rare. Also, you still have to use apps instead of proper computer software. I don’t like the “everything is an app” model, where they all have to have ads and/or paid versions. Android and “mobile” operating systems are a pain to use. I want to have control over my device.

And I also know there are some devices that can to this, but with the level of technology that we have, a device like this should be easy to find. Yet, it’s all niche stuff that isn’t really polished nor working really well. It’s all damn phones and tablets with “mobile” operating systems that locks users. I wonder if phone/tablet manufacturers keep it that way because there’s no demand for this, or if they simply want to continue the milking of the mobile users.

Rikolan ,

I still am grumpy about Microsoft killing their windows phone line. Not the regular ones, but rather the ones that allowed you to dock it to a display and use a slightly stripped down Windows OS on a full screen. It could’ve actually changed how we use phones/ computers, but instead we have to have a separate device for everything we do.

Phones are already powerful enough to run desktop apps, but I guess it’s down to profits why we still don’t have a “swiss army knife” of a device for everything.

Dyskolos ,

Indeed. They were on the way to a unified os. Still kinda are. And people totally hate them for it. At least you could use the (nearly) same win on your Touch-pad and desktop. And i actually liked their phones. Just could never really keep it without telegram. And that (the lack of apps) was their downfall.

darkphotonstudio , (edited )

This! Mobile operating systems are trash, and there’s no good reason for it. I always see people parroting the same nonsense, “you have the power of a super computer in your pocket”. Okay, then why can’t I use it like a supercomputer? It’s all crippled toy versions of the desktop applications, social media garbage, or microtransaction stuffed toilet games.

KLISHDFSDF ,
@KLISHDFSDF@lemmy.ml avatar

genuine question, what do you expect out of a mobile OS that you can’t do now?

darkphotonstudio ,

I should be able to use it like a proper computer that can run full-fat applications, with a monitor, keyboard, mouse, etc. Everyone loves to go on about how powerful phones are, so then why can’t I use that power?

KLISHDFSDF ,
@KLISHDFSDF@lemmy.ml avatar

100% agree. Would be nice to be able to just “dock” into a USB-C cable and have a working “PC” at my disposal. Appreciate the response.

Dyskolos ,

Absolutely this. I, too, go for android (pixel even, sigh) but would prefer a real os. android was aweful when it came out, grew much better, then declined again. And with each update they kill so many apps due to “security”-changes.

And what’s worst of all, is the constant struggle to actually own your own device (=root). Noone would ever have bought a pc with no admin-pwd where you can only “refresh” your current windows-version and nothing more. You can’t buy anything else than pixels (and even with those you need at least minimum tech-knowledge and are dependent on the continuing development of ONE app). Having any other brand makes it near impossible without luck, time and frustration-tolerance.

The coming generations will just pay 1000 for a phone they are allowed to use, not own, and think that is how it is and ever has been.

bquintb , to lemmyshitpost in What a deal
@bquintb@midwest.social avatar

So if I buy three , how much is that divided by 0?

pooberbee , to lemmyshitpost in Shits these days

Bidet gang rise up! But not too far

LordKitsuna ,

It’s genuinely difficult going back to toilet paper once you get used to a bidet. It’s just so much better in every way

iiGxC ,
BaroqueInMind , (edited )

$10 for a fucking printed plastic bottle cap using the cheapest PLA filament?

phobiac ,
@phobiac@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a two pack, so $5 per cap. Slightly less ridiculous for a niche tool.

BaroqueInMind ,

You can literally do this cheaper by slicing into the side of an existing bottle cap.

And if you’re going to argue that this is meant to allow the bottle to be reused, I can bring up a hygiene issue why you’re using the same bottle on your ass as well as drink out of.

iiGxC ,

tons of people use this kind of bidet for camping, it’s not like you’re putting it in your ass. The water can spray like 10 feet, so you can hold it far enough away that hygiene isn’t an issue.

I am curios about using an old cap, my guess is it would be tough to get the stream to angle up (with the water bottle upside down), but I’ll have to try it next time I get a plastic bottle

BaroqueInMind ,

you can hold it far enough away that hygiene isn’t an issue

I use a special battery powered travel bidet and keep it completely separated from all my stuff in its own hermetic bag in its own compartment in my luggage.

The fact that you are casual about the hygienics regarding water touching your ass and backsplash implies to me you are a fucking disgusting person to use the same bottle to drink out of.

iiGxC ,

Sounds like you haven’t caught the ultralight bug then, must be all that hygiene 🤷

BaroqueInMind ,

Are you trying to diss me for shaming unhygienic behavior and (pun intended) shit on a dumb as fuck expensive product? If so, you are really fucking stupid. If not, your comment makes no sense.

iiGxC ,

No, I’m making fun of people who are obsessed with ultralight (almost like a disease or virus), while also pointing out why people want something like this (ultralight backpacking).

Also poking a bit of fun at you (not maliciously) because if lots of people use these or similar designs in order to reuse the water bottle for drinking and they don’t get sick from it, then it’s probably not that big of a deal. No harm meant tho, if it’s not something you’re comfortable with that’s fine 👍

BaroqueInMind ,

Apologies, I have no idea why something we discussed earlier set me off and I came off sounding rude to you.

iiGxC ,

No worries 😊

Decoy321 ,

Hi there. Sorry, I removed your previous comment before I noticed your apology. I want to show appreciation for you understanding that your earlier comment wasn’t exactly civil. Thanks for being a decent human being.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

How about toilet paper and a bidet?

Narrowband ,

Is it weird having water sprayed in your ass like that? Also how do you dry, you just pull your pants up with wet ass cheeks?

LordKitsuna ,

It’s a little weird at first but you very quickly get used to it, it’s now to the point that when I’m forced to use toilet paper that is now weird and uncomfortable. I have a fancier bidet that has a drying function which is essentially just a miniature hair dryer pointed at your ass but when I’m in a hurry I literally just use a hand towel.

Butt towels are surprisingly common for bidet users because you’re literally just drying water, the bidet has fucking power blasted any sign of shit away so the towel will never get any marks or streaks on it

Narrowband ,

Wow interesting. TIL that some people prefer pressure washing their ass hole, instead of wiping.

I will say though that I’m convinced the toilet paper at my work is actually 1000 grit sand paper. It’s a bit of a miserable experience so I can see why a bidet is preferred at times.

zeekaran ,

Two squares of tp gets the booty dry.

ironhydroxide , to lemmyshitpost in What a deal

This may be the only case of “you’ll own nothing and you will like it” that I can agree with.

orl0pl , to lemmyshitpost in What a deal

buy 0, get -1

henfredemars , to lemmyshitpost in What a deal

Cue confused customers not sure how to get the sale and completely not understanding the concept of buying zero means not buying anything.

Sam_Bass , to lemmyshitpost in Shits these days

For the cost of one case of tp you can get a bidet attachement for your throne

Phegan , to lemmyshitpost in Shits these days

Get a bidet and never look back.

(You won’t have to because you will know you have a clean ass)

Sam_Bass , to lemmyshitpost in Shits these days

Yes some turds are pointy. The tighter the hole the pointier they are

froh42 , to lemmyshitpost in Shits these days

Don’t you know how to use the three seashells?

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

No, I was cryogenically frozen in 1996 for a crime I did not commit and only recently thawed up in order to take down the guy who actually did it.

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Shits these days
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I can’t wait for the apocalypse so I can become a Shitter.

Sam_Bass , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in It's not too late... Adolf.

Its too late, baby, now its too late though we really did try to make it

Zehzin , to lemmyshitpost in It's not too late... Adolf.
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

After they redeemed two different Dr. Mengeles in this show… yeah that sounds about right

voracitude ,

Edit: Allow me to rephrase. As someone who’s never seen this show, never read the manga, knows none of the characters or plot points or literally anything else about the intellectual property of Naruto (it is Naruto, right?): what

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

So there’s this guy Orochimaru who does fucked up experiments on people he keeps in cages against their will, mostly children. Real body horror human centipede type stuff.

He becomes of the good guys and everyone is glad to be his friend. The other Mengele is his protege/sucessor

Sanctus ,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

This leaves out the part where they are actually useful to the Leaf. Orochimaru even goes on to reconstruct the Hashirama plant thing and Kabuto fosters Not-Uchihas.

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not saying the series didn’t redeem him, I’m saying it probably shouldn’t have

Sanctus ,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Probably not, gives you that German scientists after WW2 vibe. But Mitsuki.

xx3rawr ,

What does it mean when the internationally recognized terorrist and world war criminal is the show’s representation for trans moms?

Sanctus ,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

That we should become ungovernable.

Sotuanduso ,

No worries, as another person who knows next to nothing about Naturo, I feel qualified to answer this question.

The person you’re replying to said “After they redeemed two different Dr. Mengeles in this show… yeah that sounds about right”

Hope this helps.

Siegfried ,

Wait, should i add another anime to the apologists list?

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

My personal theory is that the author wants his brother to forgive him so much he projects that on all his storylines

Siegfried ,

What did he do to his brother to compare it with fcking Mengele?

manucode , to lemmyshitpost in Cease your bigotry at once

These wetlanders have never been to the three-fold land.

Feredir ,

Shall we take our fifth?

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