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fne8w2ah , to lemmyshitpost in Taylor Swift getting the airplane delivered that will fly her to her airplane on which she'll fly from one side to the other on an airplane, eating food delivered by airplane

Needs Xzibit and the Pimp My Ride OST in the background.

cindylouwhovian , to lemmyshitpost in As requested

I have no love for Taylor Swift. I understand she has a cult following and has recently become star of the NFL. Her name is Swift, she must be fast. I will admit to getting caught up in a personal car singalong of ‘Shake it Off’ on a bad day. Haters are gonna hate, just like haters hate her private plane travels.

But! If I had a ton of rabid fans and right wing haters, and the ability to pay extra to travel SAFELY, I would probably pay extra to travel safely.

Here me out: Whereever she goes requires a SHITTON of public funds to police and security. Rabid fans watch where she goes and follow her everywhere. I understand her new boyfriend had to actually move to a new home because her fans camped out around his house and tapped on his windows in hopes to just SEE her. And this doesn’t even include right wing nuts who think she is a witch for believing vaccines work.

I am not saying she is a saint, but holy hell, I do not blame her for sticking to airports to ensure her own safety and to avoid being a drain on public funds that require extra police presence against a rabid media following her escorts thru cities.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.

ArmokGoB , to lemmyshitpost in As requested

I find it very interesting that no one started caring about this until US right wingers made a big deal about it.

Imgonnatrythis , to lemmyshitpost in Rate my Tinder profile

91 miles is way too close

NatakuNox ,
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Never pass up a chance to find true love. What’s the worst that can happen?

Mr_Blott ,

Male pattern baldness, apparently

NatakuNox ,
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Beats being kidnapped, thrown in a water well, starved, forced to listen to goodbye horses, and eventually skinned alive.

Imgonnatrythis ,

sounds like something a bald guy would say…

db2 , to lemmyshitpost in Rate my Tinder profile
VelvetStorm ,

stottlemeyer!

Hubi , to lemmyshitpost in Rate my Tinder profile

I’d date me hard

can , (edited )

Reminds me of this (I’m aware it’s referencing the same movie)

RavenFellBlade , to lemmyshitpost in Rate my Tinder profile

“Goodbye Horses” intensifies

Akasazh , to lemmyshitpost in Rate my Tinder profile
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Psythik , to lemmyshitpost in Rate my Tinder profile

Man, 33 really hit a lot harder back then. Dude looks closer to 53.

Llewellyn ,

Because of the hideous haircut

Psythik ,

And the balding. And the aging face.

darkpanda ,

Why do you think he’s so insistent on proper use of lotions?

Kusimulkku , to lemmyshitpost in Rate my Tinder profile

I’d date me. I’d date me so hard

Riffz7 , to cat in Smokie loves to sit behind the blinds

Wouldn’t that be in front of the blinds?

zfr OP ,

i suppose but from my perspective hes behind em

FiskFisk33 , to lemmyshitpost in Finally, it all starts making sense

Nukes out for Harambe

SturgiesYrFase , to cat in garfield irl
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Where lasagna?

EdibleFriend , to cat in garfield irl
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Nope. Thats one of the Ron Pearlman cats.

zfr OP ,

dk who that is but he looks like it would be his cat

EdibleFriend ,
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Hellboy actor. Reddit had an entire sub of Pearlman cats.

buh , to memes in Could it be that I just have horrible taste? No, it's the market that's wrong!
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pimp my ride ass kitchen

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Bro I heard you like purple…

altima_neo ,
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Needs more underglow and LCD screens on the cabinets

sentient_loom ,
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We replaced your oven with a subwoofer.

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