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db2 , to lemmyshitpost in Who asked fallacy

Oof.

spujb , to lemmyshitpost in Inspiring

Rescanned into lore-accurate iambic pentameter

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henfredemars ,

Sounds like we need a bot for that.

spujb ,

fuck bots embrace human creativity

variants ,

Bots are a creation of humans

spujb ,

so are unskipable ads

loaExMachina ,

So are add blockers and alternate Youtube frontends that get rid of adds.

MamboGator , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks, I hate it
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Frozen yolk hurt.

Iheartcheese ,
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I’m angry at you

edinbruh , to lemmyshitpost in Who Out There is Giving✨Open Case PC✨(in 2024) I'll start 🤣
Jumuta ,

ooh dual socket! what is it for?

edinbruh , (edited )

It’s a supermicro x8dal-i with two xeon x5650 from 2010. 6c/12t each, base frequency 2.33 GHz, turbo to 3.2 GHz single core, 3 DDR3 ports each in two Numa nodes, for a total of 24GB at 2400 MT/s. It only supports PCIe 2.0, for a 1060 3GB.

It’s slow as hell in single thread, it’s acceptable in multi thread. It doesn’t go out of memory. It sounds like a lawnmower. It boots up between 1 min and 6 min. It overheats and shuts down in summer (hence the desk fan and the little fan blowing on the chipset). It chokes that 1060 with its slow PCIe. Lots of sata, only one 128 GB SSD. Most games from before the 2021 run. Overall pretty cool. It has two Intel gigabit Ethernet.

Both windows 10 and Ubuntu are taking a toll on it. But I bet a nice fresh install will fix it. But I won’t do it because it’s not my main kick anymore

jordanlund , to lemmyshitpost in Who Out There is Giving✨Open Case PC✨(in 2024) I'll start 🤣
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Reminds me of the guys who submerged everything in oil.

Kraven_the_Hunter , to lemmyshitpost in Liberals don't want you to google this

Why would liberals care if you post this? They’re the ones that don’t give a shit what your kink is.

Seraph ,
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Because if you tell a conservative this line they're way more likely to do it.

drzoidberg ,
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And we’ve been trolling cons for like a full day with this. I did this to my trump loving aunt on her Facebook. She got super mad and deleted me off Facebook. She was the last holdout that refused to unfriend me no matter what I commented on her brain dead posts.

magnetosphere ,
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Congrats!

Yeah, the trial verdict really pisses off conservatives. A coworker was a Nikki Haley supporter. I thought she’d be annoyed, but not too angry, because I thought she’d given up on Trump. Wrong!

She usually knows better than to talk politics with me, but she had to vent about the Trump trial. Of course, she blamed everyone but him.

To avoid making her even angrier, I pretended to remain neutral, claiming that I didn’t know much and hadn’t really been following the trial, but secretly I was enjoying every bit of her Fox News-parroting tantrum. She’s good at her job, but a malleable idiot when it comes to politics.

NoIWontPickAName ,

Same, walking into work this morning, guy says something about them fucking trump over and then asks what I think about trump and I tell him he doesn’t want to know, it’s a five minute walk from there to where we work in the building.

grue ,

To avoid making her even angrier

Stop doing that; she doesn’t deserve it. Moreover, excessive tolerance is how we got into this mess.

saltesc ,

It’s true. If they’re so easily manipulated, they’ll follow suit with the masses if enough of the other side are there and loud enough.

Though, I also blame that tactic for how divided the US seems to be in general.

magnetosphere ,
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I see your point, but when I have to work side by side with someone for several hours, I prefer that they not be seething at me lol

grue ,

I mean, it’s risky, but if you do it right maybe you could trigger her enough to blow up and get fired without getting in trouble yourself? Fascist fucks deserve that, too.

helpImTrappedOnline ,

Nah, she’ll call harassment of her beliefs or something and twist so OP is the bad guy.

asteriskeverything ,

Lol yeah keyword there is coworker though.

There are fantastic ways to politely and without any blame making people feel stupid enough to shut up, or make them backpedal and change the subject. Knowing your audience helps too, who else is there and what their politics are. I don’t think that comes naturally to anyone really though. Not most.

Kaboom ,

Is not knowing about rule 34 a bad thing? I kinda feel like only internet addicts really know about it.

Ajen ,

I mean, Lemmy is basically an internet addict support group.

Blackmist ,

And are we talking about the liberals the conservatives hate or the liberals the tankies hate?

mister_monster , to unixporn in [GNOME] I LOVE AMOLED

You have an actual AMOLED display? What type of machine is it?

zfr OP ,

nah probably shouldve just said black, im used to calling it amoled because android lol

TootSweet , to lemmyshitpost in Americans will find a new way to ruin their tastebuds every single day

Yes, Officer. That one right there.

atomkarinca , to memes in its true tho
oscardejarjayes ,
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i’m a big fan, personally

helpmyusernamewontfi OP ,

based asf

ReCursing , to lemmyshitpost in First day at The Daily Wire
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who what when where why how?

wizardbeard ,

In short, I think the joke is “Haha, right wingers are racist”.

Candace Owens, the lady on the right, is a right wing reporter/talking head who has had a fairly successful career doing podcasts and such. I guess she has extra claim to fame being a token educated African American woman on the political side she supports.

I’m not familiar with the Daily Wire, but judging that Ben Shapiro (another right wing reporter/talking head) is the person immediately to Candace’s left, I’m guessing it’s a right wing news outlet.

The “About” six million is a reference to holocaust denial, the “entry level” of which seems to be challenging the claimed amount of slain Jews.

Additionally, the “So articulate” is a reference to a pretty infamous comment Joe Biden made about Obama being so articulate for a black man, or something to that effect.

The comment about locking their desk is referring to the racist stereotype that African Americans steal.

I’m sure there’s a some dissent over just how far right wing these people all are, but I think that covers the gist of the joke.

ReCursing ,
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Ah, I see, okay. I didn't recognise any of them not being American, so thank you for the explanation

HopeOfTheGunblade ,
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Sorry, can you back the part of that about Biden? Because it's a pretty common trope of how unaware white people will say someone "seems so articulate", I think it showed up in the first episode of The Boondocks?

HikingVet , to lemmyshitpost in Bean

I don’t know why, but I find this unsettling.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Megalophobia perhaps?

Frozzie ,
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It reminds me of a real kidney

reverendz , to memes in Genius

I wish we could stop seeing memes about a fascist.

HobbitFoot ,

I’d like to pretend fascists aren’t there, but there they are.

huf ,

i wish they were at least good memes instead of this shit which is about as amazing as “drumpf” was…

Alaskaball ,
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That’s asking too much from liberals. You’ll always get conservative level memes out of them with punchlines stemming from ironic sexism, ableism, homophobia etc

Bishma , to lemmyshitpost in Disturbingly accurate
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In the PNW at least, faces like that also crafted the beer. Ashes to ashes, beard to beard.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Hops to malt

altima_neo ,
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Was gonna say, these guys look like my neighbors, my sisters husbands, and co workers.

These guys look like me…

Aw fuck!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

You’re your sister’s husband? Wouldn’t that put you quite a distance southeast of the PNW?

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Nah, lol. Im just saying everyone here looks the same

rusticus , to memes in Could it be that I just have horrible taste? No, it's the market that's wrong!

It was the highlight of the flip. Just not for the reasons you thought.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

I think OP meant to say “highlight marker”.

Pyr_Pressure , to memes in Could it be that I just have horrible taste? No, it's the market that's wrong!

Lol I could probably get that kitchen for like $8000. Who the fuck did they hire?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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A clowntractor

AnAngryAlpaca ,

Well clearly someone who is colorblind…

AstralPath ,

Maybe $15k dollarydoos?

ImmortanStalin ,

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