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lowleveldata , to lemmyshitpost in me_irl

He’s smiling right there in the first panel…

Viking_Hippie , to lemmyshitpost in Harry Potter and the Forbidden Substance

Still portrays minorities in a better light than the author and parts of the original books 🤷

Llewellyn ,

Huh?

Viking_Hippie ,

J.K Rowling is nobility in TERF circles and also, there’s some racist and antisemitic portions of the original Harry Potter books.

SpaceNoodle , to lemmyshitpost in They complained about this ad...

“Us would?” Yeah, I can understand the outrage.

Gradually_Adjusting , to lemmyshitpost in Why does this exist?
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One time I shot one of these with a 454 casull revolver and it created a 20 foot wide mushroom cloud of protein

Num10ck ,

pink mist

Gradually_Adjusting ,
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Least unhinged gender reveal

JusticeForPorygon , to lemmyshitpost in Follow your heart, they said
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Ted Kaczynski approves

MacNCheezus OP ,
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RIP_Cheems ,
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I new i couldn’t be the only one who thought that.

0x4E4F , to lemmyshitpost in Follow your heart, they said
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To be honest, I really do wanna do this 🥺.

wren ,
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Just don’t start dabbling in bomb-crafting and manifesto writing and you’ll be sorted

0x4E4F ,
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Nah, that’s for the big city, who am I gonna scare with bombs in the middle of nowhere, lol.

IDontHavePantsOn ,

Everyone hush… we don’t need a lucky 10,000 for this one.

0x4E4F ,
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Yeah… I don’t live in the US 😂. I know the deal with you guys and the b word 😂.

IDontHavePantsOn ,

Barbecue. Barbecue is the only thing we talk about here. Just don’t bring up the other B word.

0x4E4F ,
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🤐

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Writing manifestos isn’t illegal and neither is bomb crafting, as long as you do it in the privacy of your own home and don’t mail them to other people.

IDontHavePantsOn ,

Almost correct. Depends on the type.

0x4E4F ,
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Yeah, like I bet the nuclear type is not legal even in your own home 😂.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I guess I didn’t consider that.

Good luck getting your hands on enough enriched nuclear material though.

0x4E4F ,
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You could probably make it yourself 🤔… but you’d have to make a neutron gun first…

OpenStars , to lemmyshitpost in So versatile and convenient
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You can use it as toilet paper.

Mind you, it’s not very effective.

photonic_sorcerer ,
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Instructions unclear, now I have an even whiter ass. Also something doesn’t feel right.

OpenStars ,
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Throw in the washer, tumble dry low.

OpenStars ,
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Don’t forget, you can always go to the booty store. To confirm: NSFW.

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in So versatile and convenient
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They say that, but can you use it to cure lupus?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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False advertising strikes again…

MTK ,

You can use the flour to strike again!

MacNCheezus OP ,
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The all-purpose flour strikes back

Imgonnatrythis ,

Not sure, but if you spread it in a circle around you the gluten intolerant will not come near you.

FlyingSquid ,
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My wife’s best friend is gluten intolerant.

I appreciate the handy tip.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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I bet you could trap her in a summoning circle like a demon and make her grant you wishes or something. Like, I dunno, paint my chicken coop and I’ll let you out of the gluten.

Thcdenton , to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

You can milk anything with nipples

Tier1BuildABear ,
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I have nipples thcdenton, can you milk me?

SPRUNT ,

TIL almonds have nipples.

SparrowRanjitScaur ,

He said you can milk anything with nipples, not all milk comes from nipples.

768 , to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads

Roughly 2.5 kg.

8.17$ per kg equals 20.43$.

tourist ,
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how much crack will that score you

Bonehead ,

About 2 $10 pieces.

768 ,

According to some US government website, a fifth of a gram.

People who are addicted to crack cocaine experience tolerance and dependence. Tolerance means they need increasingly higher doses of the drug to feel the desired effects.

Corkyskog ,

Lol at that quote. Show me a drug that doesn’t gradually increase tolerance.

768 ,

that’s why I included that quote

milkytoast ,
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however much $330 gets you

downhomechunk ,
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I don’t think dubious scrappers taking obviously stolen copper are paying fair market value. You’d have to throw in a vcr or two amd haggle a bit to get enough for a dub.

768 ,

I know. I never traded scrap, but I guess many or most won’t trade in so low numbers, I’d assume professional scrap traders have a minimum amount to not waste their time.

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  • CADmonkey ,

    A pile of speed camera guts, 10 meters of 900-pair phone line, a grounding grid from a substation, and some coils from an orphanage’s air conditioner, probably.

    GissaMittJobb , to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

    Allow me to introduce you to a Swedish delicacy: Smörgåstårta (Sandwich cake): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smörgåstårta

    Basically a cake, but made out of layers of white bread and savory things, like for example ham, liver pâté or salmon. The ‘frosting’ or whatever you want to call it is usually based on mayonnaise or creme fraiche.

    It’s really good, for the record. You eat it as a main, commonly at festive occasions.

    synapse1278 ,
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    The Smörgåstårta is becoming a trend on lemmy ? It’s the second time this week I have to post this superb recipe video !

    theodewere , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice
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    most of the "American Food" aisle in European grocery stores in one bottle

    MacNCheezus OP ,
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    Your daily allowance of HFCS and artificial colors and preservatives in a single convenient serving!

    I_Fart_Glitter ,

    Don’t forget MSG and salt!

    slaacaa ,

    American “food”

    Drusas , to lemmyshitpost in A time-honored tradition

    Am I the only one who thinks leftovers make the best breakfasts?

    Macaroni_ninja , to memes in Crazy fact
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    This is also known as method acting

    everett ,

    Yep, that’s when you make a movie using the acting method.

    Blackout , to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason
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    Why doesn't anybody stop me? This isn't my fault.

    MacNCheezus OP ,
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    Well did you ask?

    Before anyone can stop you, you first have to tell them what they should stop you from.

    Enkers ,

    Stop it!

    …no?

    Well I tried.

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