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CaptnNMorgan , to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

This would only be cool if you’re somehow guaranteed zero people/predators or cameras in a large enough radius that you won’t ever be seen or attacked by an animal. Fucking under the stars on a real bed sounds pretty cool. But there is a building in the background. I would be too paranoid that someone is watching with a telescope

onion ,

You could have walls but no roof

tryptaminev ,

To make it even crazier, you could have a roof that is transparent and you could open. Tada you get as much outdoor as you want, without being soaked wet by the thunderstorm.

ours ,

A greenhouse? Sounds fun in summer.

tryptaminev ,

just open it then.

TimeSquirrel ,
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I would be too paranoid that someone is watching with a telescope

I'd just start beating off while staring straight at it with an expressionless face.

baatliwala ,

Forget zero people/predators, I need a guarantee for zero mosquitoes and flies

gmtom ,

Yes all those natural predators in Switzerland you need to watch out for.

CaptnNMorgan ,

According to Google they have wolves and bears. What more do you want?

gmtom ,

I would trust everything you read on Google. While Switzerland probably does have some wolves and bears realistically you’re never going to encounter one.

ieightpi , to lemmyshitpost in Better stock up on this before SHTF

I love the old timey weathered look is a nice touch

waterSticksToMyBalls , to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

Nohio

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Aye, I could do that. Nobody would miss it anyways.

rockerface ,

Also known as: Ohno

samus12345 ,
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Ohellno

blotz , to lemmyshitpost in Follow me for more recipes
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Ai shit

XEAL ,

Well, it’s way easier than making the shot for real

PerogiBoi ,
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I would upvote and comment with more vigour if they took the time to actually make this in real life.

blotz ,
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Why even make the effort of thinking of a title or body? I’ll just ask chatgpt to write the title for me.

XEAL ,

¯_(ツ)_/¯

crusty ,

I suppose it’s better than wasted food

Tsinc , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people
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RootBeerGuy ,
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It’s called Nasi Tumpeng.

More like “nasty umpeng” amiriteoramiriteorwhat? holds up hand for high five

photonic_sorcerer ,
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Idk man, that shit do be lookin kinda fire

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Looks like a fancier version of Nasi Lemak. I’d try it.

zaart , to memes in Honestly

What, you think acab vs notallcops is a usa thing ?

RunawayFixer ,

It’s not a thing where I live. There’s going to be other countries where the police operate like a gang, but it’s just not the case in almost all OECD countries. In authoritarian states like Russia and Iran, sure, but in functional democracies, it’s just not the case. The USA is a big exception, it must be part of that american exceptionalism thing.

optissima ,

So the rise of authoritarian policies in OECD countires mean nothing and aren’t being enforced?

BearGun ,

Sure they do, and sure they are. But most people in functioning democracies with decent to good police forces understand that they’re just the messengers and hate the politicians that came up with the policies instead.

RunawayFixer ,

The policies of politicians and the humanism of police are not the same thing. A new party in power will also not change the culture of the workforce of an established service overnight, such a thing takes time. Time that those politicians usually don’t get in a functioning democracy, because in far less than a generation, another coalition of parties will be in the majority.

zaart ,

You wish. I don't know where you live, but go ask your local queer militants or racial minority, you may have a different answer. Also, yeah, they are here to defends the system, they'll be nice only as long as the system isn't too challanged. Which won't last for much longer anymore, with climate change, rarefaction of resources and all that.

RunawayFixer ,

I live in Belgium. There are police officers who are racist, which is to be expected since a lot of Belgian non police officers are racist too. But they are not allowed to be openly racist on the job, because that can have consequences for them.

Are our police fed up with the inner city street youth in Brussels, who mostly have an immigrant background? Definitely, but that doesn’t mean they are any more racist than the immigrants who are also fed up with the with thay inner city street youth. The root cause of those persisting problems is also a failing judiciary, not cop culture.

But the thing is, the conditions, that make it so that “acab” is a thing with many police agencies, are not present in Belgium.

Our police does not have qualified immunity, there are no no knock raids, there is no “we investigated ourselves and found nothing wrong”, there is no systematic omerta to protect each other when crimes are committed. People aren’t even afraid of dying or getting their dog killed when they call the police.

There are isolated scandals obviously, police people are human after all and there are all kinds of humans and all kinds of circumstances.

There have been a few police scandals in recent years, but unlike with the USA police we keep reading about, those had consequences for the police officers involved. There is a very recent one of a group of police officers sharing racist memes in a private Whatsapp group and guess what, they got reported by colleagues and after an investigation, several police officers were fired.

Is the Belgian police perfect? Far from it. But are all Belgian cops bastards? Certainly not. Our cops are not a gang that stands apart from society, they are very much part of it.

Tippon , to risa in Speaking of transporters
Draegur , to memes in Pizza Party

This is the reason FNAF exists

It was inspired by ShowBiz Pizza.

kambusha ,

Is the game any good? The movie was pretty awful.

verdigris ,

The games are decent indie horror, the VR version is the most immersive and scary for obvious reasons, and the fact that all the games have you sitting stationary in a security booth makes it well suited for VR. I have no idea why there are like 7 games, as far as I can tell the gameplay is nearly identical for each title? I’ve only played a couple, and not for long, so I could be missing something, but it’s definitely not deserving of its massive popularity, it’s just a good format for going viral with streamers and thus zoomers. The lore is bad-campfire-story tier and feels like a circus handkerchief pulled out of the creator’s ass, so it doesn’t surprise me that the movie sucked.

SuperIce , to lemmyshitpost in Really helps with the cravings

Wafer sandwiches are fire.

Heavybell , to lemmyshitpost in Growing Old
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This doesn’t stop even when you hit 40

MehBlah , to lemmyshitpost in Benny 😍😍😍

Ben the perv assuming everyone else is a perv as well.

LodeMike OP ,

Im pretty sure this isn’t real.

Infynis ,
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But it’s clearly from a Verified™ Account!

hk_a ,

How sure, exactly?

obinice ,
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Are you calling OP a liar?!

LodeMike OP , (edited )

Yes. @LodeMike is a fucking lying piece of shit.

Edit: /s

simple , to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely

Die Mart sounds really metal, I wonder what they sell there

ThrowawaySobriquet ,

It’s actually just a German superette. Bit of a red herring

Etterra ,

Potassium vaccines.

roguetrick , (edited )

Wouldn’t kill you, or if it’s enough to do so, it wouldn’t be very fast. You need the potassium to be injected in a vein to work, intermuscular injections don’t absorb to the heart fast enough. It would, however, fucking HURT and cause potential necrosis and amputation.

Now imagine what botched lethal injections are like.

gnutrino ,

Dice, obviously.

Frozengyro ,

You can only get one though.

pacmondo ,

Its just german, it says “The Mart”

Viking_Hippie ,

Oh, you mean like that loveable scamp Bart Simpson?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/55d2dcd3-6a86-47a1-977a-25e79a96a05b.jpeg

errer ,

Nobody who speaks German could be an evil man!

Viking_Hippie ,

Natürlich!

Etterra ,

Machine tools, but only half. Taps are in a different shop.

KillingTimeItself , to programmer_humor in Absolute legend

this is the first real 100x developer.

don , to lemmyshitpost in In case some of y'all are still looking for a job

You son of a bitch, I’m in.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I wonder what prison food in Japan is like…

Num10ck ,

cabbage tofu soup, rice, pickles, and kelp fish bone soup.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Honestly sounds better than American prison food. At least this sort of diet will keep you in somewhat decent health.

TheLowestStone ,
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One of the catering companies I worked for was in the running for a contract to provide food for 3 for-profit prisons. My boss showed me some of the menus he was working on for it and I nearly fell over laughing because he’s doing stuff like “Pan seared salmon with farro and grilled vegetable salad.” Apparently no one had told him the target food cost was 7 cents per meal.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I’ve seen some pictures of inmates food online and the best way to describe is probably “looks like state-sponsored school lunches, except far worse”.

Xephonian ,

Those contracts are predetermined anyway. It’s all part of the scam of for-profit prisons.

Signtist , to lemmyshitpost in Peter Griffin and Ariana Grande

Whenever I hear the name Ariana Grande, I can’t help but try to translate it to “Big Aryan.” I know that’s not a correct translation, but it’s always what I picture in my head.

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