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GammaGames , to programmerhumor in Was Unity lying yesterday or are they lying today?

They’re straight up gaslighting!

Before:

Yes. The creator will need to pay for all future installs. The reason is that Unity doesn’t receive end-player information, just aggregate data.

After:

We are not going to charge a fee for reinstalls. The spirit of this program is and has always been to charge for the first install and we have no desire to charge for the same person doing ongoing installs.

MentalEdge ,
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Someone tell them they can achieve the latter much more effectively if they simply charge once FOR EACH COPY SOLD.

Hmmm… but then what about humble bundle sales or freemium games? Maybe the charge should change depending on the price of the game…

OH WAIT THAT’S REVENUE SHARE. Seriusly this whole thing is just an attempt at taking more money than devs would be willing to pay, by using a model without an up front percentage.

RickyRigatoni ,
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kind of hard to gaslight when hundreds of news sites already have copies of the thing you said before published

GammaGames ,

Didn’t stop them from trying!

JoMiran , to lemmyshitpost in Apple
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I think I dated Apple back in college.

cheesecakecat , to lemmyshitpost in Benny 😍😍😍
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LodeMike OP ,

I don’t understand

blindbunny ,

You can only use stalker memes if you make a stalker community. Best political discourse ever, fight me.

kwking13 , to lemmyshitpost in Why did he do this though

How old is this cousin? Maybe they don’t know how to deal with difficult information yet

Transporter_Room_3 , to lemmyshitpost in Mind = blown
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Oh no, not again.

milicent_bystandr ,

Took me a moment ;-)

Annoyed_Crabby , to science_memes in It is very therapeutic to garden, though.

Agree, but also do plant something that you’ll use just a small amount from time to time, like herbs, spices, scallion, chive, and so on. Thing that you’ll want it fresh but you can never use it all before it compost. Don’t even need a garden, just plant it in pot.

I have screwpine leaf, lemon grass, coriander, and scallion in my garden, and i can harvest the onion when i need it.

FartsWithAnAccent , to lemmyshitpost in Seems legit
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This is obviously not a real Cybertruck, the doors line up too much and the wheels aren't stupid as fuck.

sooper_dooper_roofer , to memes in Thank you American software

“we will harvest your DNA and put a literal implant into your brain” melon-musk

so-true

Che_Donkey , to lemmyshitpost in When you wonder why the guy in front of you at the self checkout is taking so long
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should be doom

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Che_Donkey ,
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Brilliant

tias ,

I’m all for making Minecraft the new Doom

yamapikariya ,
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Someone did that on a calculator

i_am_hiding ,
RealFknNito , to memes in Could it be that I just have horrible taste? No, it's the market that's wrong!
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Could have worked if the purple was SO MUCH DARKER but they went with probably the worst shade imaginable.

pearsaltchocolatebar ,

A pastel purple would have worked well too.

RealFknNito ,
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Pastel might have been too washed out with the purple in the (marble/quartz) rock but anything would be an improvement from this. It looks like the color you’d find at a McDonald’s indoor slide.

Astronautical ,

I was thinking a more toned down lavender would be good

tourist ,
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fucken barney the dinosaur purple

weirdbeardgame ,

That or Baja Blast color. Hell coulda gone for the 90’s taco bell color scheme and it’d be fine

0x4E4F , to lemmyshitpost in Sit still please
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Could you pull your top down while you’re at it?

tubaruco ,

no, please push my down top instead

0x4E4F ,
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Yeah, that works as well… am I pushing it right?

tubaruco ,

i think so, but it feels kind of weird. please stop

0x4E4F ,
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Oh come on, don’t be like that… you know you want to 😏.

tubaruco ,

STOP I DONT LIKE THIS

aaaaaaa

0x4E4F ,
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OK, OK… maybe later?

tubaruco ,

sure, lets do this in the future

0x4E4F ,
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Cool 👍.

tubaruco ,

hot ▫️⬛

🔸

0x4E4F ,
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Nah, not in the mood now.

tubaruco ,

me neither

0x4E4F ,
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MacNCheezus OP ,
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You’ll do

eran_morad , to lemmyshitpost in Restaurant order preferences in Africa

Quality shitpost

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I aim to please.

moon , to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason

Very little of your life is actually in your control

unexposedhazard ,

I would say there are limits to what one can easily achieve from their starting point in life, but your statement is so fatalistic that anyone who believes it might aswell stop trying and just give up on life.

Bizarroland ,
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Imagine that you're starting now.

The universe was created as-is, ex nihilo, 5 minutes ago.

What can you do to make your life better?

Not a lot. Some things, but not a lot.

saboteur ,

I believe you have to think a little more long term before submitting to the idea that “I can’t change anything”.

Can I change things in the next 1 hour? If you’re broke now, probably yes you will still be broke after 1 hour.

But that’s not how life works. We go to schools and develop ourselves in other ways, to have a better life 10 or 20 years later.

brbposting ,

I accept this as true for billions of people. How can those in destitute poverty do anything but survive?

But, say, upper-middle class westerners? Add in the most positive family dynamics and you seem to have an immense amount of free agency.

Curious if you agree or not :)

Pons_Aelius , to lemmyshitpost in Follow me for more health and fitness tips

Lies: It takes at least an hour to carbonise like that...

irish_link ,

And that’s in the oven. No way that was done on a stove top or range.

Donkter , (edited )

And honestly, if anything that pan was only maybe breaking 1200 calories unless they used crazy amounts of oil.

dalekcaan ,

This is nothing but a meme of LIES!

ThunderChunk , to memes in Honey, are you okay? You've barely touched your breakfast flour...

God damn it’s been too long since I’ve tasted the nectar of the gods. Brinner it is!

ivanafterall ,
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If you have breakfast sausage and you've never made your own gravy, it's really not that hard!

Gandarf ,
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Gravy is something I cannot nail down. I don’t think I’m patient enough.

So, I bought some breakfast sausage links. Cook a few as normal, then maybe break some ground out of the casing and brown. Then add water and flour to thicken/roux? Add pepper? This is my intuition, but I really have no idea what’s right/wrong.

Catoblepas ,

I was taught to use milk rather than water, but that’s basically right. Butter doesn’t hurt either if you’re making it without cooking sausage first, but the sausage might have enough fat on its own.

scottywh ,

We typically don’t use links for sausage gravy… Just ground breakfast sausage.

Otherwise you’re on the right track.

And yes, the other comment is right that milk is preferable to water… Butter is good too… Might as well add some of that as well.

GrabtharsHammer ,

Close. You don’t add liquid and flour. You brown the meat, and render out fat. It’s vital to have a couple tablespoons of liquid fat in the pan. If you don’t get enough from the sausage, augment with a bit of butter or oil. Heat around medium.

Then sprinkle in flour, about equal in volume to the liquid fat, and stir. You gently fry the flour in the oil to cook off the raw flour flavor. It’ll go from white to about sand color. If your proportions are right it will look a bit like wet sand, and will smell like roasted nuts a bit.

Now slowly stir in cold milk while whisking gently to mix and prevent lumps. Scrape the bottom to deglaze any browned on flecks of meat. You want to heat it to just bubbling not to scorch the milk. It’ll thicken up.

Then grind a bunch of pepper in to finish it off, and pour over biscuits, fried taters, or whatever.

All gravy works this way, pretty much. Gravy for turkey? Replace the milk with poultry stock. Gravy for steak? Beef stock it is.

Sagifurius ,

I cheat when im making gumbo. i toast like 2 cups of flour in a dry pan over low heat till it’s dark tan, and then add a cup of bacon fat and fry for a few minutes, instant roux, and then start introducing the stock. this way i don;t stir a roux for an hour.

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

Good quality ground breakfast sausage, flour, milk, fresh sage.

Get the sausage good and brown and then add enough flour to the sausage to soak up the fat. Let that flour sit in the heat for a few minutes, stirring every so often, get it a little browned. Slowly add milk while stirring and scraping the stuck on flour off the pan. Add milk to desired thickness. FYI the gravy will gradually thicken over ~5 mins so let it sit for a bit before serving to make sure you’re at the right consistency. When you add the milk, toss in a few hearty pinches of fresh sage. Enjoy!

grue ,

Then add water and flour to thicken/roux?

A roux is fat (or oil or butter) and flour, not water and flour. You can add water-based liquids (water, stock, wine, etc.) to thin it out later, but the starches need to be coated in the lipids first.

If you try to do it the other way around (adding flour and water first and then fat afterward) the flour clumps up and you just get greasy dough balls.

Sagifurius ,

I thought it was the oils needed to be coated/joined by the starches, basically the flour allows oil to mix with water.

Sagifurius ,

“american style gravy” is a straight up fast roux. you fry the flour in the grease, and then add cream to make white gravy or stock if your family is lactose intolerant, whisk the hell out of it, pour over baking soda bicuits or fry bread, but just before, you crumble the base meat/sausage/bacon, back into the roux.

June ,

Here’s the recipe I use. It’s dead simple and absolute fire:

allrecipes.com/…/easy-sausage-gravy-and-biscuits/

I prefer jimmy dean sage sausage, but any breakfast sausage (ground, not links) should work. Water won’t work, you need to use milk. I also like to add butter to the pan before adding the milk.

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