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Zehzin , to lemmyshitpost in Satan’s gonna catch himself a black eye
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar
finley ,

This version from the gospel of John is far more interesting than the others, what with all the whipping.

And not just any whip: Jesus made it from a leather thong from his own sandal, switches (small, thin branches) from a nearby tree, and broken pieces of pottery on the ground! That’s a very nasty whip!

cm0002 ,

AND he’s using it against merchants/elites/the rich, this is the version of Jesus I can get behind!

can ,

No one ever talks about the type of Jesus I could get behind.

PlasticExistence ,

Is it the one with amazing abs?

ummthatguy , (edited )
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

So you’re saying it’s part chankla? Formidable indeed.

pseudo , to lemmyshitpost in Problem solved
@pseudo@jlai.lu avatar

I wonder is it something specific to the USA or in other countries people are obseessing over nit having them in the lawn?
I’m in France and every though WE are far from having wild urban meadow or meadow at all, I’ve never heard of people and HOA complaining about dandelion before learning nolawn mouvement on the internet.

GiddyGap ,

Definitely a thing in the US. People spend lots of money to have chemicals poured onto their lawns every year, summer and winter, to keep the weeds away. All of those chemicals have to go somewhere. Probably the groundwater and streams and other bodies of water. Not good.

pseudo ,
@pseudo@jlai.lu avatar

I know people who mowed down carefully their lawn and spray them with presticide but they never had a issue with having dandelions, daisies and other common grass flowers, they are usually considered part of the lawn.

sirico ,
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

It’s a weird culture a lot of emphasis on freedom and protecting your home but then you just “ok then” when the local busy body comes around. It’s your land get them told

myrrh ,

…HOAs hire management companies; management companies issue citations, collect fines, file liens, and foreclose your property…

sirico ,
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

*land of the free

myrrh ,

*free to exploit capital

Malfeasant ,

They can’t initiate foreclosure anymore, since around 2005 or thereabouts… But they can still file a lien, and collect on it if foreclosure happens.

myrrh ,

…depends upon the jurisdition: in my state, HOAs can foreclose for unpaid assessments but not for fines…

Malfeasant ,

I was told it was federal, but I don’t keep up with that stuff anymore, I’ve been HOA free for the last 9 years…

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

I too had never heard of the insane hatred on the poor dandelions before stumbling upon it online.

They should just eat more salad if it’s such a problem.

letsgo ,

Clearly someone who’s never accidentally tasted dandelion milk.

JasonDJ ,

Totally a USA thing. Dandelions and Clover are seen as undesirable to our eugenicized monoculture lawns.

The terrible part is the clover and dandelions and these other early season flowers “weeds” are a very important part of a bees diet.

MintyAnt ,

I love your line of thinking. Lawns don’t feed the ecosystem, flowers do! But here in the US dandelions and clover are not a critical part of their diet. Native plants are the critical part of their diet - e.g. Native maple trees that bloom first!

Dandelions are native to Europe

Clover is native to Eurasia

They are far from the worst weeds, i wouldn’t go eradicating them like you should invasive plants (I leave both in my lawn anyways). But if we are looking to support our bees and ecosystem, then we should be re wilding our yard and growing native plants

In New England there’s a lot of neat spring ephemerals too (select from additional attributes)

JasonDJ ,

Thank you. My understanding was since these were among the first flowers to come up in the spring, they are one of the few plentiful sources of food.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I stole this meme from somewhere else so I really don’t know anything about the backstory, so it could have been a grumpy neighbor for all I know.

EunieIsTheBus , to science_memes in It is very therapeutic to garden, though.

Is probably true. However, one should question their world view if they measure everything as a minimization problem with respect to cost efficience and yield.

enbyecho ,

if they measure everything as a minimization problem with respect to cost efficience and yield.

Well to be fair, that 3rd home in the Hamptons and a bigger yacht are not going to pay for themselves.

Donkter ,

I think it’s less about ruthless efficiency and more about which system will enable even the poorest in society to have nutritious food.

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

as if this system has done so…

nxdefiant ,

250 years ago people would rent pineapples for parties as status symbols because they cost $8000.

Nowadays the most expensive pineapple you can get is barely $400.

That’s progress

stiephel ,

If it helps, I could sell you a pineapple for more than that.

nxdefiant ,

I’ll have to see what my social status raising fruit budget looks like.

Donkter ,

No you couldn’t, they would never buy an 8000$ pineapple today because he could get one down the street for a couple bucks.

Shardikprime ,

Is that Canadian toonies?

Donkter ,

Not saying anything about the system, just about which farming method has the most potential to equitably distribute resources.

MonkeMischief ,

I get what you mean. Our system produces a ridiculous amount of quantity, which should be great! But in the context of where it’s firmly placed within existing socioeconomics, stupid things happen like “destroying all the product to keep the value from crashing” and the “distribution problem” that feeding the poor isn’t profitable.

Maybe industrial agriculture wouldn’t be so terrible if food production for the human race didn’t operate on the same metrics as handbags or funkopops. =\

Donkter ,

I agree that commodifying food, especially locking nutrition behind class walls is barbaric. I also get that the current iteration of industrial farming is scary (don’t get me wrong, it sucks shit) and that “small scale farming solutions just haven’t been tried!” but clearly small scale farming is a long term fantasy that would take many decades of work and public acceptance, not even to mention the process of decommodifying the agriculture industry. All I’m saying is that if I’m playing in the same space, the method that would be the most environmentally friendly and efficient (not in an economic sense) is large scale industrial farms.

MonkeMischief ,

The other concern I have about small-scale farming I had, arose because I had this notion about “What if we could eliminate food deserts that are literally in the desert through household hydroponics?”

It sounded like such an awesome idea. Federated food! What a revolution!

But I also found out there’s a ton that can go very wrong when you have no idea where food came from or how it is grown.

It’s also my experienced opinion that a not-small percentage of the human population in this metropolis range from clinically insane to dangerously ignorant.

Industrial farming sucks in a lot of ways, but I’m also glad the (horribly underfunded) FDA and USDA exists.

Perhaps pushes for education in this field could go a long way? It seems outside of farming communities, food production is very much thought of as “farmers’ work.” and not much else.

Welt ,

Borlaug’s green revolution of the mid-20th century did lead to a rapid reduction in famines across Asia and Africa…

starman2112 , (edited )
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

I mean. It has? Even the poorest of the poor eat better than they did a couple hundred years ago

MsPenguinette , to lemmyshitpost in Seems legit

If it actually drives, I’d pay a few hundred just for the fun of making cyber truck shitposts

db2 ,

That untempered glass windshield seems like a bad plan though.

MsPenguinette ,

Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree!

db2 ,
beebarfbadger ,

Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree horse.

beebarfbadger ,

A Tesla product not optimised for everyday use? Unpossible!

bionicjoey , to mildlyinfuriating in US Senator Bernie Sander's Newest Video is Unavailable in the USA

IDK who this Bernie Sander guy is, but he sounds like an antisemite /j

too_high_for_this ,

He’s really Bernese Anders, a Swiss Nazi sleeper agent

knorke3 , to memes in The gamer meme (completed edition)

bonus points if you pirate, play through the game, and then buy it only if you enjoyed it

Coasting0942 ,

Just like Jesus did for the bakers and fishermen……wait

PhreakyByNature ,

Nice try winRAR / mIRC

KpntAutismus ,

which is what happened with frostpunk for me. i made it through the main story once, and bought it and the DLCs at full price. 5 years after it came out.

Fiivemacs ,

I do this all the time.

I call it full version demos.

I test the games because most of the time it’s buggy shit, or AAA games. Few gems here and there and I will pay for them when I know they are good. The 2 hour refund which isn’t enough imo…games are designed to be trash after the 2 hours tbh…or at least don’t show the trash until after the 2 hour mark.

There has been a few times where I even had to refund after purchasing because the ‘totally legit edition’ actually worked, whereas the DRM filled trash didn’t.

runswithjedi , to lemmyshitpost in Your mom coming home after having brunch at the pancake house

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  • MacNCheezus OP , (edited )
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    Nice kek

    TBH I haven’t seen him in a long time and I kinda miss him; would be nice to catch up.

    You are so thoughtful 🥲

    cyborgbabyman ,
    @cyborgbabyman@lemmy.l0l.city avatar

    Here they come to ship the rooster

    Moof_Kenubi ,

    You know he ain’t gonna fly

    PotjiePig , to lemmyshitpost in Don't allow others to consume you...

    day day

    PetteriSkaffari ,

    A good day day day.

    Pringles , to greentext in Anon has a question

    I did that once, I was staying at a family as an exchange student and immediately forced to help with chores. Now, they ran a large creche from that house so there were a lot of different chores and being on dishes could mean slaving away in the kitchen for well over an hour.

    Anyway, I didn’t know shit about how to properly dispose of oil and in the first or second week poured a large pan of oil down the drain. It ended up ruining some stuff and they had a hefty repair bill. I may be cynical, but I never gave a damn about it as they were basically using me as free labor anyway. Helping with household chores = ok. Helping clean up the gigantic daily mess of those shitty kids in your shitty creche = not ok

    brbposting ,

    creche
    noun
    Alternative form of crèche.

    JK,

    https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/fd04ab28-20ac-445e-bbe9-3592bbc8fa9d.jpeg

    was it penguins or bats?

    Flax_vert ,

    You’re looking at the wrong definition. It was very clearly a re-enactment of the birth and incarnation of our Lord through our Lady

    sigmaklimgrindset ,

    Isn’t a crèche that thing Lae’zel kept yapping on about in Baldur’s Gate?

    bane_killgrind ,

    Yes because githyanki are egg laying bat faced people

    sigmaklimgrindset ,

    …wow…how did I not make that connection.

    Proof that my brain is smoother than that Githyanki egg I accidentally destroyed.

    Zoboomafoo ,

    I gave mine to the friendly lady out front. I’m sure it turned out well

    bane_killgrind ,

    It’s ok! The writers could have picked something irrelevant, you just got unlucky.

    psud ,

    Yes, you go there and steal an egg

    Linnce ,
    cRazi_man , to lemmyshitpost in Benny 😍😍😍

    Dear lord, please smite twitter and all on it so that we may be cleansed from the unholy content it exposes us to 👏😔

    f4hy , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred

    I 100% support people to transition. I don’t think people should get to pick their own names without any veto.

    ArmokGoB ,

    What if they changed their name to Adolf Hitler?

    unexposedhazard ,

    Thats why they said they want to be able to veto…

    ArmokGoB ,

    I’m supporting their point

    unexposedhazard ,

    Oh okay to me it looked like u misunderstood their point. mb

    5714 ,
    Qkall ,
    @Qkall@lemmy.ml avatar

    www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna28269290

    I’ve sadly interacted with that ‘human’

    authorinthedark ,

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heath_Hitler

    you’re thinking of a different guy

    VonReposti ,

    I never thought I’d say this, but I feel sorry for Adolf Hitler.

    CapeWearingAeroplane ,

    Honest question: Are there no limits in the US to what you can legally name your child? Where I’m from a name can be rejected if it can “cause significant harm or inconvenience to the child”. This prevents idiots from naming their child “Traitor” or “Terrorist”.

    AlligatorBlizzard ,

    There are limits in many places, sometimes in response to that time the artist Prince changed his name to a symbol, in some cases all special characters are banned too, so good luck to anyone with a non-English name. But outside of that? In most states you could probably name your kid Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, much worse names have happened.

    I think there’s been a couple of times where states have tried to stop individuals who have tried to name their kid Adolph Hitler or just some racist slogan, but I don’t remember how those went, it was a genuine legal question if those names could be blocked.

    Name changes, however, are a different thing - often requiring a judge to approve them, they can be rejected simply due to the misfortune of being a trans person in Texas, for example. Unless it’s a name change due to marriage, those are significantly easier for some reason.

    brbposting ,

    Not to be confused with Adolf Hitler

    Lemminary ,

    Yes, the civil rights activist, not the civil rights antithesist 😅

    juliebean ,

    i don’t think i’ve ever seen or heard tell of in legends or song, a wikipedia entry that has a simple english page, but no regular english page.

    Thcdenton ,

    Only if they were hot. At least a nein.

    Voran ,

    I think names would actually be more meaningful if people picked their own.

    captain_aggravated , to lemmyshitpost in The Art of the Deal
    @captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

    To make that $3000 at her normal rate she would have had to work 30 hours in that same week, which I bet is a tall order for all the unpaid hours that takes attracting customers individually.

    5wim ,

    Not to mention her luxury room and board, the shopping sprees, and the jewelry gifts.

    tacosanonymous , to lemmyshitpost in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake

    I know what instance this is but it still shouldn’t be okay for you to post this.

    csm10495 , to memes in Thank you American software
    @csm10495@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I would say make laws about data collection, usage, etc. instead of banning TikTok.

    Heck, fix more important problems like income disparity, hunger, homelessness, healthcare, our wasteful spending, so many things more important and yet we’re wasting time on TikTok.

    I don’t think people think this is a good use of time.

    Seriously, it’s government overreach and ignoring freedom of speech, etc.

    thatKamGuy ,

    We can agree that there is at least a slight difference in having your own (or a friendly nation’s) Government tracking you, versus allowing a competing nation to have direct access to over half of the adult US population (as per their recent push-notification stunt), as well as a robust collection of their interests and preferences.

    There is a reason China has banned most US-based software in the mainland (Meta, Google, etc.); in favour of self-developed alternatives. This is just treatment in kind; it’s not an outright ban, rather a forced sale to prevent more of that user data falling into dubious hands.

    csm10495 ,
    @csm10495@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I’m not really ok with that type of anti other country behavior in (edit to add the word: almost) any case. Heck, I want cheap Chinese EV options in the US too.

    Make government (and other) tracking opt-out-able by law. That is the law we need. Not this bs version.

    This current bill literally sounds like it’s written by American companies to squash a foreign competition. You know Facebook, YouTube, etc. are biting at the teeth for more users (and ad revenue) of short form content; especially if TikTok users scattered to other platforms.

    Once again: give users the freedom to chose what they want. This is a government overreach.

    KomfortablesKissen ,

    Yes, there is a difference. Having your own government spy on you is way worse because it has the monopoly on violence over you. No one protects you from that. But your government will (try to) protect you from foreign influences.

    There is a reason for the outrage when PRISM came out of the closet.

    thatKamGuy ,

    But your government will (try to) protect you from foreign influences That’s what this is, though.

    Take a step back and consider for a moment the absolute mayhem TikTok was able to cause through one single push notification to their US user base (>170m, over half the adult population). That is not a power that should be wielded lightly, and definitely not one in the hands of a foreign adversary ready, willing and capable of weaponising it at their whim.

    Think of the power that affords them to put their finger on the scale when it comes to the critical upcoming Presidential election, not just directly - but through slight manipulations of the algorithm to engage one political cohort and disenfranchise another.

    KomfortablesKissen ,

    My point was that there is some institution on your site of that standoff. This will not be the case if you have to fight against your own government. So it’s better to have to fight a foreign government, rather than one’s own.

    TikTok is a dangerous influence, yes. I wasn’t trying to argue against that. But then, so are Facebook, YouTube, Reddit, Twitter and similar social media. Maybe even all social media.

    Other than fighting with shortsighted regulations I don’t know how one would fight such an influence other than widespread education of the people. But that would make them more resilient against any propaganda.

    threshold_dweller ,

    But your government will (try to) protect you from foreign influences.

    Oh, like stopping a forogn government from influencing people through a popular app. huh. Good point.

    KomfortablesKissen ,

    Yes, my point is in this scenario there is a heavy hitter (government) on your site, which makes it a better sutuation than to let your government just prey on you.

    Although I would put this under the “try to” category. In my opinion it’s way better to regulate methods rather than names. Then again I would not know how to implement this thought in this scenario.

    veniasilente ,
    @veniasilente@lemm.ee avatar

    because it has the monopoly on violence over you

    I’ve been hearing this one going for a while, where does it come from? Sounds like a corpofascist slogan.

    KomfortablesKissen ,

    Probably a bad translation from German. Maybe a better translation would be “force” instead of “violence”. It means only the police is allowed to use force.

    veniasilente ,
    @veniasilente@lemm.ee avatar

    Still can’t understand the point of it. Like, is the state ordering that civilians must be defenseless in the face of crime, for example? But yeah in general it just sounds like the usual “I am the Senate” fascist kind of takeover and control of power.

    KomfortablesKissen ,

    It means pretty much that, I would say. The reasoning is that in the case of a conflict you have to solve it by involving police and advocacies ( I think this is the right word ). The senate is only involved in setting the ground rules for the conflict in front of a judge.

    Of course, there is stuff like self defense (so one is not completely defenseless), but anything like revenge is heavily pursued.

    oatscoop ,

    There is a reason China has banned most US-based software in the mainland

    I’m not at all saying what the USA is doing is right, but I find it hilarious Beijing is upset about it.

    “It’s only OK when we do it!!!”

    toxicbubble , to memes in How much for being a tv and movies junkie ?

    my experience: A

    my degree: B

    jobs available: XYZ

    OpenStars ,
    @OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

    Jobs seem more about wanking off the bosses ego than anything else 🤷 .

    GlitterInfection ,

    That’s great news because I’m a master bater!

    OpenStars ,
    @OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

    git 'er done!

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