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Shirasho , to greentext in Anon wants to play a game

Bleach, a saw, and cat litter.

bionicjoey , to greentext in Anon wants to play a game

Toaster, bathtub plug, pop tarts

masterofn001 , to greentext in Anon wants to play a game

Gun, bleach, get well card.

NegativeInf , to greentext in Anon wants to play a game

“The 100 piece puzzles were too hard…”

NeonWoofGenesis , to lemmyshitpost in Stop wasting my time
@NeonWoofGenesis@l.henlo.fi avatar

sad auto noises

Empricorn ,

honk honk!

Nikls94 ,
humorlessrepost ,

^yay!^

MadhuGururajan , to lemmyshitpost in Random text message

Wrong number… right energy

KevonLooney ,

Ehh, maybe. Many people are trying as hard as they can, sometimes with undiagnosed mental issues. “Act like an adult” is only good advice if you are just lazy.

Maybe “move to a cheaper area so you can afford a house” is better advice.

Jimbo ,
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

Maybe “move to a cheaper area so you can afford a house” is better advice

But there’s no work there

MadhuGururajan ,

Yeah fair enough.

hemko , to lemmyshitpost in Bird law is not governed by reason

Why not?

A_A ,
@A_A@lemmy.world avatar

Because of salmonella (&+) birds should be kept out of restaurants, kitchens, etc …

Reviever , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Break science with this one weird trick

DON’T DO THIS. i did that by mistake once and it grilled my powerbank. was completely broken after. this is beyond stupid.

Valmond ,

Just put it in the microwave to super charge it smh.

nucleative ,

Nail it to the side of your house, in the sunlight, for a totally free charge from the sun

VonReposti ,

Jokes on you, my power bank has solar cells. About the nail though…

todd_bonzalez ,
@todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee avatar

What’s stupid is buying cheap AliExpress power banks that don’t mitigate this situation safely, and instead simply explode, burning your house down…

Persen , (edited )

They are cheap and if you don’t need an expensive product, they are mostly fine, but I got a free powerbank with some crappy teen magazine (when I still ocasionaly read those ad filled pieces of shit) and it died on the second charge.

todd_bonzalez ,
@todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee avatar

mostly fine

That’s not what I want to hear about a high density energy storage solution.

Persen ,

Well it can be a bomb or a fire hazard. Oh well.

cordlesslamp , (edited )

Assuming it was either 15 years ago or your powerbank is a budget one.

My powerbank would just flip me off and tell me to go fuck myself if I did plug it into itself.

(seriously tho, it would just cut power and turn off immediately. If your powerbank doesn’t do at least that, then discard it and get another one with more advanced protection features)

Reviever ,

was around 10 years and Anker

Crikeste ,

And it was probably cheap Anker instead of expensive Anker? Maybe that shit just hadn’t hit consumer products yet as well. But yeah, Anker offers a HUGE selection of products from consumer to professional.

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

the hazards of perpetual energy

lustyargonian , to lemmyshitpost in Bird law is not governed by reason

The username ae masakali (O Free Spirited Being) is actually a song from an Bollywood movie with pigeons in it and even some onomatopoeia about pigeon grunts.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS3lIQdKP-A

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Neat. Thanks for sharing.

morrowind , to lemmyshitpost in Stop wasting my time
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Bro is either an fbi agent or a security researcher

Asafum ,

Na, he’s probably like me: completely undesirable.

After about 10 years using dating sites I came to realize how to spot these bots. For me it’s actually really simple, if they message me first they’re a bot.

I haven’t been wrong yet lol

PhlubbaDubba , to lemmyshitpost in Bird law is not governed by reason

Are pigeons native to India? I only think of them hanging around cities on the atlantic side of things.

technohacker ,
@technohacker@programming.dev avatar

There’s a whole bunch in Cities at least. I’ve seen several in Bangalore

MenacingPerson ,

I don’t know about native but there’s tons of them everywhere. They’re the most common bird.

Diplomjodler3 , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Title

And is this “Linux user’s girlfriend” in the room with us now?

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

One of my favorite quotes I heard in college came from a CS grad student: “I used to use Linux — until I got a girlfriend.”

Diplomjodler3 ,

“Honey, can we watch Netflix?”

“Sure, just give me a minute. Just have to quickly recompile the kernel.”

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Absolutely real

jol ,

I made mine use Ubuntu because my house my rules. They don’t give a shit as long as Firefox opens and there’s a way to edit spreadsheets.

xx3rawr ,

What are you talking about? YOU are the Linux gf. Go wear your femboy socks!

Diplomjodler3 ,

Oooh yeah baby! Upload your dependencies to my repository!

olafurp , to lemmyshitpost in Bird law is not governed by reason

He’s going for a flight

don , to lemmyshitpost in Bird law is not governed by reason

Shut your fuckin mouth, ae masakalli. You don’t fuckin speak for the pigeon, it speaks for itself.

moosetwin ,
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rodneylives , to lemmyshitpost in Bird law is not governed by reason

I saw pigeons at the Washington DC Amtrak station last year. Birds will bird.

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