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Track_Shovel , to lemmyshitpost in Setting the record straight

How management views technical staff.

bionicjoey , to greentext in Anon doesn’t like Elden Ring

I haven’t played Elden Ring so this basically reads like an LLM trying to continue Jabberwocky by Lewis Carrol

shneancy ,

yea that’s a good description

it’s one of those games that you finish and have no idea what happened, the NPCs speak to you as if you were supposed to know already

it’s a good game, but to understand the story you need to be a bloody archaeologist

fibojoly , to greentext in Anon doesn’t like Elden Ring

And then you get a game like Brigadore where I actually spent in game money to unlock game lore. Absolutely no in game benefit, it was just that well written (imo) and I realised after a bit was hinting at good equipment combos.

psmgx ,

Brigador is a great example of a game that does a whole lot of good world building with just portraits and quality writing. Blowing up civilians is also fun.

OutlierBlue , to lemmyshitpost in Setting the record straight

Am I the only one outraged that this is obviously a photo of a screen where someone left the mouse cursor in the middle of the shot?!

MacNCheezus OP ,
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You should be happy it wasn’t printed out, faxed, and photocopied on top of that.

Crashumbc ,

Dot-matrix

lars ,

We scan all our faxes. Does someone know how to pdf this??

RecluseRamble ,

Easy: Take a photo and embed it into a new document.

VonReposti ,

Sounds like how some of our customers are sending bug reports. At least replace the damn magenta ink, Bob!

RecluseRamble ,

Of course. That one time I blissfully missed the cursor, someone has to rub it in my face and ruin my Friday!

Sanctus , to greentext in Anon doesn’t like Elden Ring
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Hey some of us get addicted and play games like Hellpoint just to continue the digging for shitty items and lore.

over_clox , to lemmyshitpost in Setting the record straight

You totally forgot the leather…

Tar_alcaran ,

And the gelatine

Aggravationstation ,
MeatPilot ,
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

And my axe!

BudgetBandit ,

And my money!

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You’d think they’d remember the Jell-O.

There’s always room for Jell-O.

roguetrick ,

You’ve officially gathered a flock of rage downvoters squid.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I understand. Jell-O used to make me extremely angry too.

x4740N ,

And the bones you can make stock from

TwoBeeSan , to greentext in Anon doesn’t like Elden Ring

Elden ring is like listening to a greatest hits album. Nothing new but may be some remixes on there.

So far the dlc feels the same, hope it gets more interesting, only at rennala

Renacles ,

You mean Rellana? Rennala’s sister?

TwoBeeSan ,

Yes rellana.

The_Picard_Maneuver , to greentext in Anon doesn’t like Elden Ring
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The funny thing is that only someone who has played a good amount could write this.

I love these games despite it being absolutely impossible to follow the lore without help.

Iapar ,

I like that uncovering the lore is a community effort. Like archeology.

It brings people together and that is something positive. And because of that I learned a bunch about our own history and myths etc.

So I hope they never stop making games that keep it vague. Gives the whole thing a detective Aspekt that I appreciate.

That doesn’t mean there is no place for games from from that have a more conventional way of storytelling.

ChicoSuave ,

It takes time break our heart and the most relationships that hurt the most are the ones closest to us.

AllNewTypeFace , to lemmyshitpost in Setting the record straight
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Or, a year’s food supply for a cat

Slovene ,

Depends on the size of the cat.

Gladaed ,

Probably more than that

Gradually_Adjusting , to greentext in Anon doesn’t like Elden Ring
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Thank you for helping me understand what it’s like to come at these games with weakness in my mind and piss running through my veins. Now excuse me, it’s time to play Noita (I cannot sleep until I’ve been humiliated by weak enemies).

darthelmet , to greentext in Anon doesn’t like Elden Ring

I like the games in spite of the dumb stuff like this. I fully recognize a lot of it is really bad design.

It is very frustrating though. Setting aside the silly NPC quests, it’s so disappointing finding some cool looking item or spell only for it to be practically useless.

kamenlady ,
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Yeah, it’s almost like real life. I honestly don’t want to be in real life mood when I’m playing a game.

The_Picard_Maneuver ,
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FromSoft is just min-maxing their game design build.

They put too many points into combat and level design that now all they can afford for story are some vague NPC ramblings and hints in item descriptions.

NOT_RICK , to greentext in Anon doesn’t like Elden Ring
@NOT_RICK@lemmy.world avatar

Specing for the bombieshart is a hassle anyway

mkwt , to lemmyshitpost in Setting the record straight

150 pounds makes about 600 average burgers, you reckon?

SpaceNoodle ,

600 tiny burgers

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

If your burger doesn’t weigh a pound are you even living?

thermal_shock ,

smashburgers far outweigh thick nonsense.

Tikiporch ,

Only if you have over a pound of smash burgers, otherwise it doesn’t outweigh.

thermal_shock ,

lol

scoobford ,

I’d say closer to 400. Quarter pounders have only ever been common as smashburgers or at shitty burger restaurants.

Voyajer ,
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1500 mcnaldos burgers

Crashumbc ,

Add another zero.

suction , to linuxmemes in Found this old book about Linux in my grandma's bookshelf, it's pretty cool.

Is that Predator script?

FreshLight , to greentext in Anon doesn’t like Elden Ring

How is this so damn accurate?

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