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Lepsea ,
MacNCheezus OP ,
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samus12345 ,
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Satan: “Bring it!”

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Syltti ,

Satan won’t be catching anything. He’s going to be chilling on the sidelines with us as we get front-row seats to Jesus getting his ass beat by a Bible thumper who is mad about Jesus not voting for Trump.

Whirling_Cloudburst ,

That’s not fair though. 6AM is too early and you know it. After a long night of partying that amounts to a handicap.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Have you tried not doing that?

Also, where does it say AM on that sign?

essell ,

The first rule of god club is you have to continuously talk about god club

Kowowow ,

As is foretold

Zehzin ,
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finley ,

This version from the gospel of John is far more interesting than the others, what with all the whipping.

And not just any whip: Jesus made it from a leather thong from his own sandal, switches (small, thin branches) from a nearby tree, and broken pieces of pottery on the ground! That’s a very nasty whip!

cm0002 ,

AND he’s using it against merchants/elites/the rich, this is the version of Jesus I can get behind!

can ,

No one ever talks about the type of Jesus I could get behind.

PlasticExistence ,

Is it the one with amazing abs?

ummthatguy , (edited )
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So you’re saying it’s part chankla? Formidable indeed.

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