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HamBrick , to lemmyshitpost in Hope that clears things up
ook_the_librarian ,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

Too sticky.

chatokun ,

I am a stick.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

reminds me of a joke that’s fun to tell kids:

what’s brown and sticky?

The kids usually think about it and say “eew, poop?”

No. A stick. A stick is brown and stick-y.

thesporkeffect ,

Also, vegemite

MrShankles ,

That a nice-looking stick ya got there

nilloc ,

The butter was actually a non-spray, non-stock cooking stick.

Put a hotdog on the end, and what you have is actually a non-spray cooking stick.

over_clox , to lemmyshitpost in Setting the record straight

You totally forgot the leather…

Tar_alcaran ,

And the gelatine

Aggravationstation ,
MeatPilot ,
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

And my axe!

BudgetBandit ,

And my money!

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You’d think they’d remember the Jell-O.

There’s always room for Jell-O.

roguetrick ,

You’ve officially gathered a flock of rage downvoters squid.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I understand. Jell-O used to make me extremely angry too.

x4740N ,

And the bones you can make stock from

weeeeum , to memes in Honestly

You gotta give credit to the fact that in the time the United States has had it’s 1 republic, France has had 5 of them.

Or the fact that Europe tears itself apart like every 50 years

abracaDavid ,

It’s probably because French citizens are smart enough to put their own well-being before their governing powers well-being.

Yeah we’ve been together for 200 years, but it’s not going well at all.

fosforus ,

It’s probably because French citizens are smart enough to put their own well-being before their governing powers well-being.

In what way do they do this?

Johanno ,

Chopping heads

reverendsteveii ,

“Everything is so bad. Yet they set nothing on fire? How do they expect to fix?” —some twitter lady’s french husband, commenting on the state of American politics

fosforus ,

From this extremely boring Finnish perspective, you guys in America set things on fire all the time. If that happened here once, we’d give the event a name and would talk about it for decades.

reverendsteveii ,

fair, but we only set things on fire if the local american football team wins. or loses. or ties. or the game is cancelled. or at parades.

what’s wild is that we party like the french protest but we don’t really protest.

mexicancartel ,

Whatever happens in politics, i will stay away from it – is the mentality of people. So no revolution or whatever we live the way goverment lets us

mriormro ,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

The French literally placed an emperor into power just shortly after a proletariat revolution. Let’s not go sucking their dicks just yet.

reverendsteveii ,

and Germany did that one thing…what was that again?

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

You talking about the time they decided to start a war with the entire world, or the time they decided to start a war with the entire world?

reverendsteveii ,

the one with the whole “there’s one acceptable phenotype and everyone else can be either worked to death or put to death” thing. Holly-something…

Lucidlethargy , to memes in Honestly

Lol as if all of Europe has no problems of their own.

Like, yeah, I’m American and shit is really fucked up here in some specific ways… But let’s not pretend Europe is some sort of utopia.

KrokanteBamischijf ,

Certified European here, can confirm individual member states and EU as a whole as not being a utopia.

Especially us Dutch folks who have been fucked over and held hostage by a waaay to large upper middle class for years. To the point where we’ve managed to abolish the ministry of housing, open up the housing market to foreign investors, replace a functioning healthcare system with a healthcare market where insurance firms rule with an iron fist and demand more bureacracy than actual care being provided.

… and the list goes on.

It’s a worldwide symptom of economic unequality and the decrease in social skills stemming from the fact that we live our lives increasingly isolated in our own online social bubbles. We’re turning increasingly hostile towards each other because we’re no longer confronted with all people and perspectives in our surroundings, but just the ones we like.

The United States, being a large country filled with very diverse people, despite all being taught to “love America”, still deals with Nebraskan farmers having wildly different wants and needs, and way different social standards than the Californian yuppies.

You’re a large country, with 334 million people spread out over a vast amount of land. Meanwhile, we’re 18 million living on a patch of marshy land roughly 3/4th the size of West Virgina, and we’re further from being united than ever before. The fact that you’re even holding together as a country is nothing short of amazing considering the fact that your political systems probably cause way more chaos than ours do.

A lot of Europeans probably mean it when they say “How are you even a country?”. And it’s not so much an attack on the American people as a whole (though some of y’all deserve to be made fun of), but geniuine amazement at the fact that it has more or less held together since 1776.

087008001234 ,

Thank you for sharing - I didn’t know the Dutch were getting hit with this crap, too. I always just think of it as a US and increasingly British experience.

Sylvartas ,

As another European, I do blame the US’ hegemony for a lot of this, but yeah, we’re basically all getting fucked.

kaffiene ,

I think the root cause is the deregulation/privatisation of everything that started in the 80s. It slanted the playing field towards those with capital at the cost of workers and the cash has been flowing into their pockets and out of ours ever since

KrokanteBamischijf ,

It’s a global phenomenon, caused by infinite growth based economic modeling (you know, where you base your whole economy on extracting increasing amounts of value from finite resources).

This type of modeling has been proven wrong and debunked early in the previous century, but it is still practised because it works very well for those gaining most of the profits.

You’ll usually hear the politicians promoting policies that help the larger companies argue that such policies directly create jobs and thus economic value for the people. But this is more of that trickle-down economics bullshit that doesn’t apply in the real world.

Because politicians worldwide have been so fixated on financial gains as a measure of the economy, they fail to measure and correct on (mental) healthcare, housing, education and equality.

Just some context on how large our housing problems have become: There is currently a deficit of 450 000 homes, which is projected to grow past 500 000 by the end of 2024.

The time we stop running countries like we do companies is when we’ll see things improve.

clark ,
@clark@midwest.social avatar

All about comparisons, man.

Subnet64 , to lemmyshitpost in Benny 😍😍😍
LodeMike OP ,

Oh

qarbone ,

now you see it

TomAwsm ,

Now you don’t (the underwear, I mean)

db2 ,
pigup ,

There are two big reasons why this picture is incomplete (that provide supple context to OP’s post).

Rusty ,
onion , to memes in its true tho

Android is FOSS tho

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@discuss.online avatar

Tell that to Google…

CausticFlames ,

Google having their own proprietary crap embedded in their version doesnt make AOSP not FOSS.

Thats the entirety of the basis for things like GrapheneOS, despite Google gobbling it up.

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@discuss.online avatar

Not technically no, though neither does it fully embrace the spirit of FOSS either. Anyway I was explaining the appearance of those two being at odds with one another in the meme. Anyone who does not enjoy meme content can simply block this community and move on with the serious side of life.:-)

KLISHDFSDF ,
@KLISHDFSDF@lemmy.ml avatar

Correct me if I’m wrong but does FOSS not simply mean the following?

software that is available under a license that grants the right to use, modify, and distribute the software, modified or not, to everyone free of charge

source: Wikipedia

From my understanding AOSP’s license grants all those rights. I think what you might be opposed to is that it isn’t developed out in the open, which is a fair criticism.

Ephera , (edited )

Well, they wrote the “spirit of FOSS” and you pulled out a completely sterile definition, which has no spirit at all.

At the very least, even with that sterile definition, embracing the spirit would mean making all the software you’re distributing FOSS. Instead, Google has been doing all kinds of bundle deals and whatnot to ensure that most distributions of their FOSS software come with their proprietary parts.

However, going further in embracing the spirit, particularly the “free software” part of FOSS is idealistic. It doesn’t just fulfill that definition to fulfill that definition. Rather, it sees that definition as the baseline, to help ensure that the freedom of users is respected.

AOSP, despite being under an appropriate license, does not respect that freedom.
For example, many users would want their keyboard app (which has access to their typed passwords) to not have internet access. AOSP has a myriad of permissions, but not for internet access, since Google wants their ads to be displayed.

In theory, the license ensures that AOSP can be forked, and Custom ROMs do soft-fork it (i.e. make slight amendments to what Google puts out), but due to how much development Google puts into Android rather than there being a development community, it’s effectively not viable for anyone to truly hard-fork AOSP (i.e. take it into a new direction, independent from Google).

umbrella , (edited )
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

it can always be forked as a project that does. this is part of the point of foss and why you should be using lineage or graphene instead if you care about this

helpmyusernamewontfi OP ,

yeah, again, just like Chromium technically speaking.

Let’s use the lesser, Foss version of Google’s product so they can continue to have a monopoly, so then later they can force you to install a proprietary blob or account apps or services need.

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

nothing lesser about grapheneos or lineageos at all.

but im all ears if you have a usable alternative for a foss phone.

helpmyusernamewontfi OP ,

nothing lesser about grapheneos or lineageos at all.

iirc there are problems with trying to use some mainstream apps on these operating systems. When I say lesser I don’t mean to demean them, I mean they’re the lesser used and not really known about alternative and thus not really supported unless you can live your life in f-droid which if so, kudos to you, you’re livin’ the dream.

but im all ears if you have a usable alternative for a foss phone.

postmarketos.org

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

postmarket is way more of a dream than fdroid rn.

helpmyusernamewontfi OP ,

yeah just like Chromium technically speaking

Artyom ,

Android is FOSS, but is your phone FOSS?

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

i use a foss rom, so its software is.

MamboGator , to lemmyshitpost in When Hexbear finds out Nazi stands for National Socialism
@MamboGator@lemmy.world avatar

We can make fun of tankies without perpetuating the alt-right “akshewally the notsees were soshulist” lie.

ArumiOrnaught ,

I feel like that's built in to the joke. Making fun of people who think Nazis did any amount of socialism.

metaStatic ,

See also: Democracy is pure communism

FiniteBanjo OP ,

Yeah, it was implied that Nazis aren’t actually socialist but rather the tankies and ccp cucks would literally defend anything that opposes western world powers.

FiniteBanjo OP ,

Neither were Russia or China under Stalin or Mao Zedong, but they still figuratively suck them off.

Chozo , to assholedesign in Dropbox trying to get people to sign up to download a file

Or continue with download only

I mean, the bypass isn't exactly hidden.

GlitterInfection ,

Maybe you should highlight it with a red circle, because I still don’t see it.

MeatsOfRage ,
GlitterInfection ,

Oh, Oooh. NOW I SEE IT!

Malix ,
@Malix@sopuli.xyz avatar

needs few circles around the X in the corner too.

bonus points for subtly hidden dick and balls, though

Showroom7561 ,

The problem is that they needed to have that big blue button be the download, and the “log in or sign up” should be that small, black text below it.

Better for the UX, and less of a dark pattern.

Cold_Brew_Enema ,

Get new eyes

PoolloverNathan ,

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adj16 ,

No, come on. This is a dark pattern. It’s easy for someone technically-inclined, but most users see only the big obvious buttons and skip right over what looks like it could just be an irrelevant footnote at the bottom. My parents would absolutely end up creating accounts and be frustrated about it, but I’m also willing to bet most of my friends who aren’t in tech would do the same.

Aatube , to mildlyinfuriating in I know how much you dudes get off to pushing YouTube Frontends so here is YouTube recently replacing the comments section on desktop, Cheers
@Aatube@kbin.social avatar

I think that's a problem with your user agent; I don't see that

The other possibility is that you've been screwed over by an A/B test and we're all doomed...

Thorny_Insight ,

Yeah not seeing that either. His recommendations seems broken aswell. Just political videos

fatalError ,

Yeah, looks like the mobile web version of youtube, but on desktop.

candyman337 , (edited ) to memes in A new semester’s just begun. Never forget this guy.

Genuinely, that’s less than 200 books lmao. That guy didn’t deserve this

someguy3 , to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

Good luck in the rain!

Have we seriously forgotten how shelter works?

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Pfft, shelter? That’s for poor people!

tubaruco ,

houses? thats for homeless pe-

wait, something feels wrong

Tristaniopsis ,

Do you like pina coladas?

fine_sandy_bottom ,

Not even rain.

If you sleep outside you’ll wake up wet and dewy and gross.

ininewcrow , to lemmyshitpost in Russian roulette brownies
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Lol … they all have laxatives

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

“all” is a type of “some”

Enkers ,

True, but “none” is not, so it would make the other statement false.

WetBeardHairs ,

maybe some have both?

prayer ,

There was originally one pot brownie, but the owner took that first.

RegalPotoo ,
@RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

Or none of them have either - they are just normal brownies, but tell people they’ve got laxatives or pot on them and see what happens

Godnroc ,

Of course it’s none, people would assume if they didn’t shit themselves they got a pot brownie and will act stoned despite the lack of weed.

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Brown note

sorhead , to memes in Honestly

Guy’s, let’s put aside our minor differences and remember - fuck Russia.

Thcdenton ,
fossphi , to lemmyshitpost in Hope that clears things up

This is peak shitposting. Love it

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Peak stickposting.

fossphi ,

Okay, you win

TodaviaTyler ,

I’m definitely here for this!

Siegfried , to lemmyshitpost in This

Thinking about the original photo, seeing so much junk food piled in the white house really feels like a AI generated image

nxdefiant ,

It’s crazy that the only thing photoshopped in that picture is the size of his hands.

Lemminary ,

Zing!

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