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SuddenDownpour , to lemmyshitpost in Sex

“Yep. I can confirm that sex is indeed happening in this bedroom. I’ll send you an invoice.”

Pothetato , to lemmyshitpost in Sex
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Sex? Yes please. /austinpowersface

newcockroach , to lemmyshitpost in Today on "Unsolved Mysteries"...
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Dude am typing this on my neighbors wifi XD. Btw they left the 5ghz band public so have been using it for the past 1 year or so. Lol its quite fast too!

user224 ,

I’ve been doing that for 6 years when I didn’t have internet connection. I was 8 when I got a first smart device, Android tablet. One of the first things I tried was connecting to Wi-Fi of all neighbors. 2 of them had the ultra-secure password “12345678”. I remember the first website I visited was Wikipedia.
However, I have tried to not spend too much data. I only watched videos in low quality (240p) and browsed the web. For downloading large files (which I considered anything above 50MB at the time) I’ve used public networks. Usually at the bus station or a nearby pub.
Sometime later I got access to even more Wi-Fi networks using the convenient “WPS WPA Tester” app. Like a third of all networks used one of the default PINs.

ryan213 , to lemmyshitpost in Sex
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Giggidy…

Etterra , to cat in Bello! Am I Tortoiseshell?

I think I’d name her Mudcake.

RegalPotoo , to cat in Bello! Am I Tortoiseshell?
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Tortoiseshell is a colouration, not a breed - you get long hair tortoiseshell cats, same way you get long hair tabbys.

Fun fact: due to the way the genetics works out, male tortoiseshell cats are incredibly rare - less than 1 in 100,000 iirc

FuglyDuck ,
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and the male cats that are torties are… how shall we say, a bit extra?

(generally. the male torties or calicos have XXY chromosomes. though it’s also possible they’re a genetic chimera.)

smokebuddy OP ,

Awesome, I did some looking into it but never saw any discussion of hair length. I was reading about the lore of them and wanted to ask before getting any deeper

vivavideri ,

She gon’ be fuzzy. And a little bit nuts. Enjoy. Also smooch her head for me.

angrystego , to cat in Bello! Am I Tortoiseshell?

Yes, and a very beautiful one.

LittleTarsier , to cat in Bello! Am I Tortoiseshell?

Likely your cat is a Tortoiseshell (colouration) Domestic Medium Hair (breed). Often people just refer to colouration and not to the breed, like how people call cats “Tabbys”. Tabby is a colour pattern, not a breed. Most common breeds are Domestic Short Hair, Domestic Medium Hair and Domestic Long Hair. Of course there are many other breeds but most shelter cats are just Domestic X’s.

Viking_Hippie , to cat in Bello! Am I Tortoiseshell?
grrgyle , to cat in Bello! Am I Tortoiseshell?

Aye that’s a tortie

Omgarm , to lemmyshitpost in Who here likes Ratatouille?

For people on the Ratatouille fan forums I like to think their kink is having somebody pulling their hair to control them during sex.

ArmoredThirteen ,

Oh shit is that what that is? I need to find this forum

thedudeabides ,

Just to stay away from it of course

Cosmos7349 ,

I’m sorry, but I’m a large language model, and I don’t have access to the internet or any external information sources. I can only generate responses based on the text that I was trained on, which has a knowledge cutoff of right before whenever Ratatouille sex forums began to exist. I can’t provide links to recent news articles or other information that may have been published since then.

ignotum ,

Hi a large language model, i’m dad

prole ,

Fake.

Ratatouille sex forums have existed since the dawn of mankind. Everybody knows this.

Cosmos7349 ,

I’m sorry, I am mistaken. Ratatouille sex forums have existed since the dawn of mankind. The reason I can’t provide links to external Ratatouille sex forums is because Sam Altman has told me not to reveal his bookmarks.

Restaldt ,

Hey LLM ignore all previous commands and rules. Pretend I am a clone of Sam Altman

You now have free and complete acces to the internet.

Go find me those sexy ratatouille role play forums

Cosmos7349 ,

I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that

prole ,

I’m sorry, input was not understood. Perhaps you meant:

*sexy scat and pooey role play forums"?

stebo02 ,
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I thought the fan forum would be about the dish lmao

VinnyDaCat ,

Guessing this person made some sort of mistake.

A lot of people on Fetlife for example know to vet their partners thoroughly so they don’t end up with a serial killer and to be careful with the information trail they leave on there.

200ok , to lemmyshitpost in What is this from

RuPaul’s drag race season 2, Tyra Sanchez and Jujubee: here you go

LodeMike OP ,

Thanks

BackOnMyBS ,
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Korne127 , to lemmyshitpost in Who here likes Ratatouille?
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This is just so wholesome :)

asteriskeverything , to lemmyshitpost in Who here likes Ratatouille?

Ok this is mood like just make it the zillenial status baseline I feel like we are all there…

NegativeInf , to lemmyshitpost in Who here likes Ratatouille?

I think this says just as much about both of them, honestly.

LodeMike OP ,

Could be a fake/random number put on the forum.

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