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NegativeLookBehind , to lemmyshitpost in Please clap
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I’ve done some crack climbing in my life, but never like this

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Might need a lot of lube for this one

NegativeLookBehind ,
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I use chalk

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Weird fetish but okay

wildbus8979 , to lemmyshitpost in With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeb

Abraham certainly did not speak modern Hebrew. A language that was invented in the late 19th century to further the Zionist cause.

en.wikipedia.org/…/Revival_of_the_Hebrew_language

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Doesn’t matter what language he spoke (probably biblical Hebrew), he was a descendant from a people referred to as Hebrews (see Exodus 2:1-10).

gedaliyah ,
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Weird. Then why can I read the inscription in this photo of a text composed 3500 years ago? I guess some time traveler learned this totally invented 19th century language and taught it to the people back then, and also came up with Arabic and some other languages that are pretty closely related.

By the way, it says not to lie (although his hand is partly covering it).

OpenStars , to lemmyshitpost in With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeb
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Spitting ice cold verses like he… I dunno, I haven’t had my coffee ☕ yet.:-D

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Man, I haven’t even slept yet.

OpenStars ,
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Rest In Peace, friend.

Wait no! I mean… yeah, get a good rest:-D.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Unfortunately, there is no rest for the wicked.

OpenStars ,
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With enough alcohol you can at least pass out

I hope you find your path. [Insert funny & witty meme that is somehow highly relevant to the OP] Oh shit, I actually found one:

I will give you rest maddafucka!” (Exodus 33:14)

rest

If you have to be awake, I hope you at least enjoy this thought:-D.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Yeah, come on, we all know there’s no rest till Chronicles (1. Chr. 22:9, that is).

After that, it’s another long haul till Matthew 11:28.

Time to knock back one of these bad boys and get crackin’

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/f129132e-f9f7-4a8a-ad93-2e82e21759ca.jpeg

OpenStars ,
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Holy moley now that’s a drink! :-P

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Refusing it would be unforgivable.

OpenStars ,
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Ephesians 5:18: put it in you.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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What I got, you got to give it to your mamma
What I got, you’ve got to give it to your pappa
What I got, you got to give it to your daughter
You do a little dance and then you drink a little water

RHCP 5:9

OpenStars ,
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Who are you who understands life, the universe and everything so well?

spoilerAre you 42?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I am, in fact, 42. And I finally understand it well enough to understand that I don’t understand anything at all.

OpenStars ,
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Ah, the true beginning of wisdom then! A bowl is most useful when empty, and so on.:-D

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Depends on whether you’re hungry…

Just don’t fill it to the brim or it will spill

OpenStars ,
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Naw, if you are hungry I have found, over many years of trial and error, that it helps to put the food into my mouth.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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In my humble assessment, that only helps if you follow it up by chewing and swallowing it.

OpenStars ,
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Just don’t put it back in the bowl after that:-).

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Unless it’s a toilet bowl…

OpenStars ,
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At which point we’re back to it being most better-er-est-ish for it to be empty! :-P

The power of flush compels it.:-D

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Sorry, the correct answer was “if it’s a toilet bowl, you shouldn’t be eating from it”

OpenStars ,
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Don’t tell me what to do! (Help, skibidi is holding me hostage!?) :-P

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeb
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MacNCheezus OP ,
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No.

Isaiah 30:8-14

FlyingSquid ,
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You wouldn’t be suggesting that all Jews are Israelis would you?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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  • FlyingSquid ,
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    Yep. That’s what I thought. You do not get to make all Jews responsible for Israel’s apartheid and genocide. You’re taking a break from Lemmy Shitpost.

    flambonkscious ,

    If this constitutes suffering,then clearly not!

    LEONHART , to lemmyshitpost in Your mom coming home after having brunch at the pancake house

    You know who else looks like a pig on a flatbed truck?

    cyborgbabyman ,
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    Who?

    LEONHART ,
    MacNCheezus OP ,
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    Lizzo?

    Ghostalmedia ,
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    Cheezus Christ

    MacNCheezus OP ,
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    …you called?

    Macaroni_ninja , to lemmyshitpost in Your mom coming home after having brunch at the pancake house
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    Amazing, so you just prompt the exact explanation of a joke and AI can generate it?! How convenient and easy to understand! Thanks!

    Prunebutt ,

    When people ask me why AI generated memes are creatively bankrupt, this post is what I’m gonna show them.

    ignotum ,

    Isn’t low effort AI memes like the pinnacle of shitposting? All the stupid stuff noone could be arsed to make before is now a couple of clicks away

    Anyways here’s an all-natural, organically grown, locally sourced shitpost, just for you:

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6873734e-7d79-462b-b731-b91b181608b8.jpeg

    Prunebutt ,

    I still think that “traditional” shitposting has a creative process to it.

    ignotum ,

    Traditional:

    1. Think of shitpost
    2. Photoshop shitpost
    3. Profit

    With AI:

    1. Think of shitpost
    2. Generate shitpost image
    3. Profit
    Prunebutt ,

    Why not cut the middle man and just post the prompt?

    ignotum ,

    A man with an exaggerated laughing-crying emoji pasted over his head, a bunch of 👌’s pasted everywhere, and then deepfried

    I don’t want to go through a middle man so please make that in photoshop, and then look at it

    Wow, yeah, not doing any work whatsoever is so much better, i’m sure that’ll take off

    Prunebutt ,

    About as much creativity on display as feeding the prompt to an AI. Be cynical as much as you want: even shitpost enjoyers get bored if you’re not creative.

    ignotum ,

    That’s why i’m not making shitposts

    Aren’t you being cynical, that people aren’t capable of a shred of creativity if they use AI to make posts?

    If i had made my idea above and posted it, it would (and should) get downvoted and fade away into obscurity, regardless of whether i used AI or photoshop to make it

    Prunebutt ,

    Aren’t you being cynical, that people aren’t capable of a shred of creativity if they use AI to make posts?

    I’ve yet to see an AI generated meme that had any creative merit bigger than what I described. Just look at the original post! That’s exactly what I’m talking about.

    People think of something that could be funny, if they did the legwork and put some creative effort into it. But then, they simply ask the AI to do the hard part and post it.

    runswithjedi , to lemmyshitpost in Your mom coming home after having brunch at the pancake house

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  • MacNCheezus OP , (edited )
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    Nice kek

    TBH I haven’t seen him in a long time and I kinda miss him; would be nice to catch up.

    You are so thoughtful 🥲

    cyborgbabyman ,
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    Here they come to ship the rooster

    Moof_Kenubi ,

    You know he ain’t gonna fly

    ObviouslyNotBanana , to lemmyshitpost in Your mom coming home after having brunch at the pancake house
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    OVEROSUN LOAD!

    Ghostalmedia ,
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    OVEROSUNADARO

    aeronmelon ,

    NANI?!

    Tier1BuildABear ,
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    ORORORORORORO

    MacNCheezus OP ,
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    Hey, don’t make fun of AI for being dyslexic, that’s hella ableist.

    ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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    Don’t make fun of me for being ableist that’s hella rude

    metaStatic ,

    don't make fun of me for being rude, that's hella fuck you nerd

    MacNCheezus OP ,
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    Your momma so ableist she made fun of a paraplegic for not walking fast enough.

    Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Russian roulette brownies
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    “I shouldn’t have eaten the whole thing…”

    ColeSloth , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

    Shoooot. Just frodo walking out of the shire is the length of the one on the right.

    jayrodtheoldbod , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

    He just kills Tom Bombadil and then throws the rifle away, doesn’t like the smell.

    baseless_discourse , to lemmyshitpost in Restaurant order preferences in Africa
    jenny_ball , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired
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    loll this is also what i think if they just used the eagles logically

    joe ,

    Use the eagles? You don’t just USE the Eagles. They are intelligent beings. They don’t submit to the will of anyone. They kindly risked their lives toward the end, and only because things had escalated already.

    jenny_ball ,
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    you are right. so sorry… one does not simply use the eagles

    EmperorHenry , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired
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    He’s going to need ear protection too, otherwise half the reason for him being helpful, his extremely good hearing, isn’t going to last long.

    Zink ,

    Yeah but with the ancient elvish magic and longevity and blah blah and wave of the hands annnd his ears are fine!

    EmperorHenry ,
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    maybe

    Empricorn , to lemmyshitpost in Restaurant order preferences in Africa

    I bless the rains down at Applebee’s.

    MacNCheezus OP ,
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    We’re gonna take some time to eat the things we never had

    jaybone ,

    Hurry boy, she’s waiting there for food.

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