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DeathbringerThoctar , (edited ) to programmerhumor in When a real user uses the app

That’s a very funny anecdote about Apple that I can find no evidence of ever actually happening. Leaving aside the fact that Xerox had GUI, including the modern WIMP GUI we’re all familiar with today, in 1974. The Apple Lisa was released at least a year before the Macintosh 128K came out in 1984. As much as I love the idea of Apple making such an amateur mistake, I’m going to need a reputable source before I believe that story actually happened.

Edit: I’m seeing a lot of “it’s technically possible” but still no sources to confirm that it actually occurred. Until a a verifiable source emerges, I’m still going to assume this story never actually happened. Anyone have Woz’s contact info? We could always just ask him.

noughtnaut ,
@noughtnaut@lemmy.world avatar

Seconded.

I’ve read most of folklore.org and do not recall any such story. In fact, how do you even “drag the computer to the waste basket” as the first/only icon would be the System floppy and afaik they’ve never had / still don’t have a “computer icon”. 🤔

DeathbringerThoctar ,

You honestly couldn’t pay me enough to use MacOS so I didn’t know there wasn’t a “computer icon” but I love that detail. I’m gonna go ahead and assume that whole anecdote is fictitious.

Clent ,

Hating an operating system such that someone wouldn’t use it in exchange for a million dollars is quite the flex.

DeathbringerThoctar , (edited )

I’m an IT person professionally, and I use Fedora as my daily driver. MacOS just grinds on me in ways I can’t properly articulate.

Edit: oh wait, maybe I can! https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/405/328/e28.png

Clent ,

And you’re obsessed with giant cocks. This is very interesting. A therapist could write a book on you.

DeathbringerThoctar ,

“Cock,” singular. It wouldn’t be a very interesting book. I don’t have any hard to pronounce problems, I’m just a jerk.

BorgDrone ,

I’m an IT person professionally, and I use Fedora as my daily driver.

Ah, Fedora, that brings back memories. We used to call it RootHat back in the day when it was still RedHat. It was what all the first-time Linux users used before they graduated to Debian or Slackware. They would use root as they day to day account, hence the name.

Havent used it in forever. Is it still as big a pile of shit as it was in the 90’s ?

DeathbringerThoctar ,

I’ve been using it since Fedora Core 7 back in like 05 or something. It’s pretty solid. I use mate rather than gnome, but otherwise it’s an excellent, very FOSS, choice.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

I’m so used to Windows getting dunked on here that I forget MacOS must be more hated, being even more locked down than Windows.

SchmidtGenetics ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/340e2c4a-cb1c-4c8b-b827-e126fc92a63f.png

First image I could find of the desktop and there is computer icons right there.

If dragging one of those to wastebasket at the bottom right crashed the computer, it would fit the description of the event.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I wonder if the first attempt was simply dragging that Mac System Software to the trash. Not “the computer icon”, but it’s possible the anecdote was/is slightly misremembered by John

SchmidtGenetics ,

Seems like a simple folley, the person I responded to said it was a floppy (it’s two layers of “mesh”?) and couldn’t remember the computer icons. Details get fuzzy, I had no idea and was curious so I just looked it up. I’ve got no horse here.

noughtnaut , (edited )
@noughtnaut@lemmy.world avatar

Dragging a floppy to the bin would simply eject it… 🤷 Well all right, maybe the story is from before the intro of the “Insert disk Foo”.

MonkeMischief ,

Ngl that’d be hilarious if that was basically a GUI for “rm -rf /” LOL

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

The point of the trash was that nothing happened until you emptied it. And the OS was loaded into memory so you could eject the OS disk so it wasn’t actively using those files. I don’t think even dragging System to the trash and emptying it would have done anything except prevent you from booting with that System disk.

MonkeMischief ,

I’m not even an Apple fan but folklore.org sounds fascinating. I love retro computing history! :D Thanks for sharing that!

GenderNeutralBro ,

I’ve seen multiple new users drag Macintosh HD or Documents to Trash in literally the first minute of using a computer. It was perhaps the most common first action I witnessed. Fortunately, none of them located the “Empty Trash” command before I stepped in.

It never crashed the system, but this was in the 90s when we were already on System 7 or even OS 8, so I’m not sure how the older versions handled it. Dragging a disk icon to the Trash on the classic Mac OS ejected the disk, so I wouldn’t be surprised. Simply dragging the System Folder shouldn’t cause an instant crash, but it would fail to boot if you restarted for sure. So the story could be mostly accurate but just missing a step.

ApathyTree ,
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Speaking from experience, it functionally ruined them, at least the early macs -exact os/model unknown- we had (school computers well behind the curve and all). They’d need to be reformatted after. It would delete, then iirc just crash and you’d reboot into errors (my memory of this is spotty, it was a very long time ago)

I used to do that in the computer lab when I was supposed to be doing typing practice. Fucking hate typing “properly”.

Note: I am not a verifiable source, this is anecdata.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe you had ones with built-in hard drives which, if ejected unexpectedly, may have caused problems on early Macs.

But there was and still is no “computer” icon on the Mac OS desktop, and dragging a disk to the trash just ejects it.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

The original Macintosh had the OS on a floppy disk. So there wasn’t a “Computer” on the desktop. And if you dragged the Macintosh OS disk to the trash it would just eject it so you could put in another disk. (Unless you were lucky enough to have an external floppy drive.)

Semi_Hemi_Demigod , to programmerhumor in When a real user uses the app
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

One of the things I like most about my customer-facing technical role is that users find the craziest bugs. My favorite is a bug in a chat program that would keep channels from rendering and crash the client. The only clue I got was “it seems to be affecting channels used by HR more than other departments, but it’s spreading.”

Turns out the rendering engine couldn’t handle a post that was an emoji followed by a newline and then another emoji. So when the HR team posted this, meaning “hair on fire” it broke things:


<span style="color:#323232;">🔥
</span><span style="color:#323232;">😬
</span>
Donkter ,

Why would you post this, my phone exploded and took a shit. I didnt know it could do that.

deweydecibel ,

Be thankful it didn’t take an explosive shit.

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

Don’t worry, I had a bit too much to drink last night so it’s covered

TheBat ,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Before we had mindblown emoji, we had this.


<span style="color:#323232;">💥
</span><span style="color:#323232;">😳
</span>
AngryCommieKender ,

Before that we had ‽:-)

ObsidianNebula ,

User reported bugs can be wild. I had one where the user was tapping a button repeatedly so fast that the UI was not keeping up with the code and would no longer sync certain values properly. I’m talking like tap the button 15 times in a second. Another issue involved flipping back and forth between the same page like 10 times then turn the device Bluetooth off and immediately back on.

eatham ,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

Why the fuck are your users flipping a page back and forth 10 times. I understand the Bluetooth bit, they wanted it to restart probably from a device not showing up. Also what was the issue

ObsidianNebula ,

I can’t remember what the exact issue was that was produced by those steps. I want to say it was some sort of visual bug where parts of the page wouldn’t load. I do know that it only happened if you toggled Bluetooth within seconds of flipping the pages so many times. I honestly have no idea why the user decided to change pages so many times. You could take a little bit of time changing the pages, so maybe they kept viewing a page and backed out only to want to view the page again?

witx ,

Gotta love user reported bugs. I had one that reported a product of ours crashed only on Mondays. We spent a total of 5 minutes thinking of a cause and appointed customer support for a Friday morning. Lo and behold the app still crashed.

In this case the app only crashed on Mondays… because that’s when this user actually used the application

Black616Angel ,

I did actually find a very similliar bug in the experimental rendering engine of element (the matrix client). So yes, this is something that exists somewhere else too.

supersquirrel , to programmerhumor in When a real user uses the app

I would be absolutely amazing at this job, I do this naturally, I am inescapably an agent of chaos.

hakase ,

The problem there is that you have to know exactly what you’ve done to mess it up in order to fix the bug, and when I fuck up my system, I usually have no idea what I did.

Karyoplasma ,

You could just blame the devs for incomplete logging.

xilliah ,

It can be a good job if you go for a lead position. Then you’re designing tests basically.

LwL ,

I work in QA, my colleague is exactly this guy. Breaks everything without even trying. Doesn’t even have much of an IT background, but man he’s good at breaking things.

SlopppyEngineer , to programmer_humor in When a real user uses the app

One user during the night shift tested every possible key combination on the computer to see what would crash our software, so it became a race between the programmer locking the thing down and the user finding new holes. It ended when the user resorted to sitting on the keyboard and breaking the keyboard that got their bosses involved who told the user to knock it off.

Zink , to programmerhumor in When a real user uses the app

The engineer in the joke should have ordered some Bobby Tables for dessert.

LolaCat , to programmerhumor in When a real user uses the app
Muffi ,

Retired gif or inspired gif

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yes.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

The monitor disappeared rather than the computer, but we can assume the tower somewhere under the desk did as well. But what of the keyboard? It’s in the icon, yet remains after deletion!

sibannac ,

I think you found a bug. Either the keyboard is not compatible with the bin or we have a immutable peripheral and we should consider containment.

AngryCommieKender ,

SCP should be able to secure the keyboard anomaly

bstix , to programmerhumor in When a real user uses the app

When I started working in the late 90s early 00s, every company had their own It-department. These days it’s just some consultant or subscription to another company offering their consultants to do specific tasks.

This thread reminds me of why having an IT department makes good sense financially - today.

You can add up all the salaries, equipment and training costs and it’ll still be cheaper than wasting time and money in meetings with consultants trying to either explain the task or moan about pricing.

Shit doesn’t work, because they aren’t paid to make shit work.

I can make code that works for me and I can make code that works for you. The price is different, but you also need to know what you actually want it to do, and I don’t know how much money you are willing to sacrifice for us both fumbling around in that equation.

jubilationtcornpone ,

“Look how much money we can save productivity we can eliminate by outsourcing IT!”

keepcarrot ,

One could, indeed, argue that consulting firms make their bread and butter by not having things work but fixed temporarily.

thrax , to programmerhumor in When a real user uses the app

Looks like someone asked ChatGPT, not their friend lol

“Human beings then do…”

maniclucky ,

That seems like a perfectly normal phrase…

Zorque ,

YES I TOO BELIEVE IT TO BE A COMPLETELY NORMAL PHRASE USED BY US AVERAGE HUMANS ALL THE TIME

Catoblepas ,

Especially in context, where it’s contrasting QA testers and ‘normal’ people.

It would probably take longer to prompt ChatGPT to write this than it would to just write it. It’s two short paragraphs.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Perfectly cromulent, even.

chatokun ,

People speak weird all the time, and LLMs are trained on people. Some aren’t native speakers, some just like to omit verbs, nouns, or tenses when it seems obvious and they want to be expedient, some just do it for fun or laziness (see, l33t speak and or early texting, typos).

LLMs are trained on human input, so of course it on occasion uses our bad habits. Thinking like your comment suggests is what gets people who really wrote their own stuff in trouble, because people think they can identify stuff like this more than they actually can.

thrax ,

You do agree that it’s a weird way of saying it though, which is all I was making fun of. It’s similar verbiage an AI would use. I get it, but lighten up lol

AmidFuror , to programmer_humor in When a real user uses the app

Thank goodness the joke came with an explanation to suck the fun out of it.

spongebue ,

I hadn’t heard that story before. True or not, I’m glad it was there

sbv ,

I always enjoy hearing about other people’s bugs. It makes my imposter syndrome recede for a few moments.

LoamImprovement , to programmer_humor in When a real user uses the app
Hazzia , to programmerhumor in Interview vs Job

I was interviewing a couple of months ago, and one of the in-person technical interviews wanted me to write, on a whiteboard, a function that took in a timestamp and calculated the angle between the hands on a clock set to that time. After I did that they wanted me to reverse engineer the linux “tac” command for files of unknown size that I could not store the contents of locally, resulting in probably the most sinful piece of code I’ve ever written.

What really gets my goat about it, is that out of all my interviewing companies, they were by far at the bottom of the list, and was really only interviewing to get negotiating power. My company had worked pretty closely with them, so I was well aware of the poor treatment and absurdly high turnover rate, so they were really in no place to be picky. My top choice company’s hardest question was one of those basic college programming math questions where the answer is “use the modulus operator”.

yogthos OP ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

A lot of the time it’s just an ego trip for the interviewer to show off how clever they are and to gloat over the interviewee when they can’t figure out some really hard problem. This actually fits perfectly with the company having a toxic working environment. When you see these kinds of questions in interviews it’s usually an indication that these aren’t the kinds of people you’d want to be working with.

umbrella , to programmerhumor in When a real user uses the app
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

well id expect the computer to crash if i threw it in the trash can

SeabassDan ,

I can imagine thinking it’s be funny in the early stages where things wouldn’t really be too logical they way they are now. Might even assume it wouldn’t actually do anything and I could just pull it back out.

bananaghost ,
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umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

hahahaha i was thinking of this very gif, stop reading my mind

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

would be even better if the pc actually teleported to his trash bin

booty ,
@booty@hexbear.net avatar

no you’re getting it confused with the crash can

yuriy , to programmerhumor in When a real user uses the app
limelight79 , to programmerhumor in When a real user uses the app

Back in the early 1990s, I worked at a small-town hardware store chain (nuts and bolts, not computers) that was computerizing. A few weeks after we rolled it out, a customer came in with two gift certificates to purchase one item.

It seems pretty basic now, but using two gift certificates to purchase one item was simply not a requirement anyone had thought of. The system had no way to ring it up. The assistant manager of the store did the smart thing and rung it up as a gift certificate plus cash for the balance, so that the customer was good to go. They had to do some adjustments on the back end for that one sale and then update the software to allow for that situation.

I always remember that when I’m working on requirements for systems, wondering what obvious things we’re not thinking of…

rwhitisissle , to memes in Colombus was a Bastard Man.

The Mayflower brought the Pilgrims to America, not Columbus (which is also, for some reason, misspelled in the title of this post). I’m guessing OP didn’t pay much attention to their history class this year in what I’m going to assume is middle-school.

LaVacaMariposa ,

OP, try again with La Pinta, La Niña or La Santa María

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