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koncertejo , to unixporn in [Haiku] Summertime vibes
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Love the look. I wonder if there’s a Cave Story port for HaikuOS?

Serpentian OP ,
mmhmm , to memes in Important PSA
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More sailor moon please

UrPartnerInCrime , to memes in Exchange Valentine's cards

This is funny until someone you love dies and the pile of cards they gave you throughout your life is one of the things that makes you feel closest to them.

Miss you Mom

Crackhappy ,
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That completely changed everything about that meme.

saltesc ,

Yeah. I didn’t know broken arms guy was on Lemmy now. Happy Valentine’s Day @UrPartnerInCrime and sorry for your loss.

UrPartnerInCrime ,

This genuinely made me burst out laughing

Truffle ,

Oh god! That and the coconut guy scarred me for life.

Kusimulkku ,

Just go back to the store, problem solved!

ForrestGrump ,

Your mom gave you Valentine’s Day cards? That’s weird.

UrPartnerInCrime ,

You know, I was once a small child that needed my mother’s care. And she enjoyed giving cards for every occasion. So yes I did get some valentines day cards from her.

BedSharkPal , to memes in Exchange Valentine's cards

Wtf millennials, how have we not killed this industry?

ipkpjersi ,

I think it’s up to Gen Z.

jerrythegenius ,
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🫡

WetBeardHairs ,

God damnit they’re going to start making tiktoks into gift cards or some shit.

GTG3000 ,

It’s cheap to print cards, and they’re very shelf-stable.

This industry will take a long while to realize it’s dead, if it dies.

10_0 , to memes in Easy Pills to Swallow

UBI for the win

peeonyou ,
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ubi but with capped private income ftw

yogthos OP ,
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I’m more of a fan of Universal Basic Services, because money shouldn’t really be part of the equation and it creates a tons of loopholes that can be exploited. Everyone should have basic needs guaranteed unconditionally. Food, shelter, healthcare, public transit, and education must be considered to be basic rights.

MrJameGumb , to funny in unusable mouse
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I think it’s probably totally usable once it finishes charging and you unplug the cord.

andrewta ,

Meh. Would make a lot more sense to have the cord plugged in a way that a user can use it while charging

MrJameGumb ,
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It’s Apple so they probably have some kind of secret proprietary bullshit on it where it doesn’t work right if you use it while it’s charging.

Honytawk ,

But you are forced to wait until it is done charging.

A feature no other mouse has.

MrJameGumb ,
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Well, that’s Apple for you

Illuminostro ,

Whoa! Stop making sense in an Apple hatefest!

MrJameGumb ,
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I didn’t realize that that comment would be so divisive lol

Illuminostro ,

It’s a fad. It pops up at least twice a year.

sugar_in_your_tea ,

IDK, I’ve used one and it really sucks. It’s awkward to hold and the finger gestures are awkward to perform.

Just get a regular mouse or a big trackpad. I have an MX Master 3 at work and Triathlon M720 at home (I prefer the M720). I’m not a fan of Apple products generally, but the Logitech mice make it way more pleasant imo.

MrJameGumb ,
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I pretty much only use Logitech mice. The few times I’ve used Apple stuff it felt like I was going to break it

sugar_in_your_tea ,

I have a Microsoft Intellimouse Pro on my desktop, but other than that, Logitech seems to be pretty reliable. I did have bad luck with the g305 Lightning, so went for the Razer DeathAdder Mini for my wife.

My work mice have been solid though.

LinearArray , to programmer_humor in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her
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I can fix her :P

platypus_plumba ,

You wouldn’t download a girlfriend.

… wait, yes, yes you would.

gencha , to funny in unusable mouse

You laugh now, but let me see you find a better spot for a cable!

kilgore_trout ,

…where do all the wired mice put it?

DragonTypeWyvern ,

I assume it was sarcasm

SayJess , to funny in unusable mouse
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You charge it like that for 15 minutes, and then you get a month of battery life. Odd design choice tho

BenadrylChunderHatch ,

Or get a normal mouse you can use while charging for 15 mins and then have a month of battery. Or charge for 2hrs while using and have six months of battery.

Schmidtster ,

People would leave them plugged in damaging the port.

It’s a design to prevent stupid people damaging their products than having to deal with warranty claims that they can’t just tell you “you’re a fucking moron, unplug it to use it and it won’t get damaged”.

Darkassassin07 ,
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Or you could have a port that’s not garbage like every wired mouse with a removable cable…

Schmidtster ,

Any port would be damaged by constantly moving something while connected…… it’s why you hardwire them if you don’t want them being damaged.

Leate_Wonceslace ,
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Do you work for the apple social media team or something?

kogasa ,
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Not true at all, lots of wireless mice with durable optional cables.

Darkassassin07 ,
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And yet, the wired mouse I’ve been using for 4+ years with a removable micro usb cable; is perfectly fine. No damage to the port which still holds the cable perfectly.

(I’d post the mouse model but it’s not in font of me rn to check)

Schmidtster ,

Someone doesn’t know what failure rates are….

If you haven’t experienced it, no one else possibly could….

Fucking lol.

Darkassassin07 ,
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Here we go:

ROG P501 Gladius Mouse.

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/19a5b104-4b35-4dd1-9775-25f4023c42e1.jpeg

Micro usb, recessed ~3/8" into the device with keyways and a sliding lock moulded into the cable+socket to prevent the cable being accidentally removed or any force being applied to the actual usb within

It also leaves enough space to use most micro usb cables if you manage to lose/break the two high-quality sleeved cables it comes with.(7 of the 8 I have on hand fit).

Unless you’re using it as a mace, you’ll be pretty hard pressed to wear this out with regular use. You’ll wear out the buttons/switches first.

Apple can do far better than what they offer. They just don’t bother.

Sordid ,
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If that were the case, every other computer peripheral manufacturer would use a similar design or face similar warranty claim issues. Which they don't. So nah, that ain't it, chief.

Schmidtster ,

Other manufacturers don’t care as much about quality so they just deal with the claims.

It’s like comparing a bently to a Honda, no one cares if a Honda gets a warranty claim, but to Bentley, it’s huge.

Sordid ,
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They don't, though. I don't think I've ever had a USB port wear out from use on any peripheral with a removable cable, so if Apple is facing those kinds of issues, it's not because of stupid users, it's because Apple cheaped out on the build quality of the USB port.

As for Bentley versus Honda reliability, Honda's warranty claim rate is apparently about 2%. I can't find actual warranty claim statistics for Bentley specifically, only for VW as a whole, but according to this, 93% of Bentley owners have to take their car in for unscheduled repairs every year. Which is pretty insane. So yeah. Luxury brands are expensive because their primary purpose is to show off wealth, not because they're any better than mass-produced consumer stuff. Often quite the opposite. Who knew.

Deconceptualist ,

I have a Logitech MX Master with the charging port in the front. It looks like this. I can plug it in and use it just like a wired mouse while it charges. It’s great.

Stop making excuses for Apple. They’re a megacorp, they don’t care about you. They overcharge users for gimmicks and compatibility lock-in every chance they get.

Hyperreality ,

Or buy two of these mice, so you always have a charged one waiting. (This comment was sponsored by Apple)

andrewta ,

Had me in the first half

tonyn ,

Or get a wired mouse and it works forever

JoShmoe ,

This is twenty twenty, everything is air gapped or you’re not relevant. Don’t look in my room.

hightrix ,

Or get a wireless mouse that charges through the mousepad and it works forever while not having wires connect to your mouse.

Zoot ,
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Or charge the mouse pad with a tesla coil to charge your wireless mouse so your mouse pad stays charged forever.

Tar_alcaran ,

At my desk, I agree. From my sofa, not so much

anivia ,

Dragging the mouse cord across the desk is annoying though, and mouse bungees don’t fix the problem entirely

Honytawk ,

What kind of heavy cable does your mouse use that you even notice it is attached?

anivia ,

If you use low mouse sensitivity it’s very annoying

jerrythegenius ,
@jerrythegenius@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah same, $4 from kmart

sugar_in_your_tea ,

A $4 mouse sucks tho.

leggettc18 ,

Here’s the thing about that though. The one thing the Magic Mouse does really well, is smooth scrolling. Apple makes it so no other mouse can do that since they control the software. So despite all the other issues it has, if you want their buttery smooth scrolling you have to use the Magic Mouse. And Apple shills will refuse to go without it, thus Apple makes bank off their otherwise shitty mouse.

The only solution to this is a sea change where people stop buying apple products purely out of brand loyalty, which will probably never happen because they do make enough genuinely good products to keep people from losing faith, like the M1/2/3 laptops.

jelloeater85 ,
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Actually, there is software for OSX to do that, works quite well.

mos.caldis.me

blahsay , to funny in unusable mouse

This must be a joke. That can’t actually be how they designed it right?

NounsAndWords ,

They really didn’t want you using it as a wired mouse. Because aesthetics.

Agent641 ,

Aesthetically this looks way dumber than a wired mouse.

Blisterexe ,

So that when other people see that you’re using the mouse wirelessly, because apple cares about how others perceive your product that you bought, not you.

Jax , (edited )

I mean, Apple users care more about how they’re perceived using an Apple product rather than the cost-to-quality ratio of the product itself. Why wouldn’t Apple cater to that? It’s like printing money, and Apple users are so fucking cult-ish they fixate on things like green text messages.

Blisterexe ,

The best examples of that, is how apple made headphones that yellow, but only the part thats in your ear, so you see it, but nobody else does, and you get temped to buy new ones.

Hildegarde ,

The gen 1 mouse had removable batteries connected to a door on the bottom.

The gen 2 mouse went with a rechargable battery, but they didn’t want to retool the factories making the top shell, so they couldn’t put the charging port anywhere other than the bottom part they were redesigning.

Just charge the mouse overnight when you’re not using it. Also the charge cable disables the sensor so you can’t fix this “design feature” by modifying the mouse. Why not buy the desktop trackpad if you really need an input device when your mouse is charging?

Darkassassin07 , (edited )
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Why should I buy two devices to do the same job, where a single device from any other sane manufacturer would function 100% of the time? Especially after paying a premium for the branded device?

Pay more to get problems others don’t have, then pay even more on top to solve those problems…

Hildegarde ,

You don’t become a trillion dollar company by selling people things they need. The strategy is to induce demand.

Apple designs products so that when broken it requires a repair that costs 50-75% the cost of the device if repaired by Apple. If you’re paying that much to fix it you might as well just buy a new one.

The apple vision pro is glued together, the outer shell and internal lenses have highly scratchable plastic on the outside. Want to fix it, over a thousand. They can’t just remove some screws replace the broken part. This is a deliberate design decision.

It’s not about making good products, it’s about money. If you decide buy a trackpad for when your mouse is charging, apple make bank.

Jax ,

I would love for an evironmental protection agency to hold corporations accountable for designed obsolescence.

Hildegarde ,

do you even regulatory capture, bro?

Michal ,

Charge the mouse over night 😂

The magic mouse is just shit with crappy ergonomics and user-hostile design like most of their hardware. It’s just pretty to look at.

sugar_in_your_tea ,

I don’t even think it’s pretty to look at, it’s honestly quite boring. Then again, I don’t like how any of Apple’s hardware looks, so I guess I’m not the target market.

nxdefiant ,

Or buy literally any other mouse that you can use while charging…

Death_Equity ,

But my aesthetic!

WoodenBleachers ,
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Usability too. The hybrid touch/mouse combo hasn’t been implemented better elsewhere (as far as I’m aware) and I find touchpad functionality like that very good. I have to work on a windows laptop for work and I game on a windows machine, but my personal laptop was an $800 Mac and the touchpad and window management is leagues above my $1400 work Windows

sugar_in_your_tea ,

Yup, I have a Logitech MX Master 3 at work and it works just fine while charging. Oh, and it has two real scroll wheels, a thumb button (great for switching workspaces), and is really comfortable to use. A magic mouse has none of those things.

At home I have a Logitech Triathlon at home, which I actually like better. There’s no horizontal scroll wheel, but the vertical scroll can tick side to side to get the same effect. It’s smaller, uses AA batteries, is more convenient to switch devices (I have it connected to my Steam Deck and another laptop), and the thumb button is easier to press.

I really don’t like the magic mouse. To be honest, I also don’t like my MacBook Pro, but I need it for work, so whatever. I guess I’m just not the target market.

Surp ,
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It’s 100% true

jerrythegenius ,
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Yeah it’s real. My parents have one.

Kushia , to memes in Boycott the triple-A games industry
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The outdoors is pay to win trash anyway.

onlooker , to memes in Boycott the triple-A games industry
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Okay, what do social dynamics and personal hygiene have to do with console players and triple-A games?

The_Vampire ,

Yeah, the title of this post, the meme’s upper text, and the rest are all at odds and I’m just confused as to what OP is going for.

Is the point that consoles are the AAA industry and services normal people with normal needs? How does this mean we should boycott it?

Are we being tongue-in-cheek? Are we not supposed to boycott the AAA industry?

Why does this meme single out ‘console peasants’ as normal people? Is normal bad? Is irregular bad? Is PC bad? But PC gamers also care about gameplay and are regular people? How much sarcasm is supposed to be here?

OP, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

xmunk , to programmer_humor in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her

My partner insists on syncing data to Facebook - even a locally running instance may introduce privacy breaches.

sharkfucker420 ,
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Interacting with Facebook is generally a bad idea privacy or no

morrowind OP ,
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You can try imprisoning her with a wall of fire.

xmunk ,

What kind of kinky valentine’s day do you have planned!

21Cabbage ,

Maybe he’ll revoke her superuser permissions.

umbrella ,
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hot and bothered night of cleaning up python scripts and reflashing router firmware.

Honytawk ,

That spell it too high level

OozingPositron , to memes in You cant fool me.
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The glowies.

KillingTimeItself , to programmer_humor in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her

you can bet your ass my partner of any significant status is getting the open source software treatment as soon as possible.

Mostly because i actually just cannot use anything else, but we’ll pretend it’s noble instead.

Shareni ,

You’re going to start accepting pull requests from the community?

pimp

KillingTimeItself ,

im not rolling my own code here, i’m rolling other peoples code, that’s their pull request to deal with, not mine.

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