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spujb , to funny in unusable mouse

it’s always the same comments rehashing the same old complaint when the real reason they designed it that way was to make you, the reader, mad

that’s right they hate you specifically

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

True, that’s why I think Steve Jobs deserved to die of ligma

Leate_Wonceslace ,
@Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

Maultasche ,

Some kind of mind goblin.

GBU_28 ,

My balls

Wait

VicksVaporBBQrub ,

Ha gottem

duckythescientist ,

Tim Apple’s father

jaemo ,

I know! That was the year I unfriended Jony Ive and he hasn’t been invited to my birthday since!

Diss me via computer peripheral? I say thee: nay!

Illuminostro ,

Because everything is about you, and only you.

cali_ash , to funny in unusable mouse

Have been using that mouse for almost a decade and this literally never has been an issue.

If you really somehow manage to drain the battery to zero you can just plug it in for 5 minutes and it will work for the rest of the day. Fully charged it lasts for months.

Complaining about the design it is a purley manufactured issue by people that never used one.

Honytawk ,

So because of a dumb design decision that they could have easily avoided if they designed a good product, you lose 5 minutes of your time waiting on your peripheral to charge.

You could just have bought a decent mouse and never had that issue, with no drawbacks in any other way, shape or form.

cali_ash ,

Good thing there is plenty of other mice available for people that can’t handle a simple charging routine.

greater_potater ,

You mean literally every single other wireless mouse that you can buy.

I’ve also used this mouse for many years, and it is infuriating when it dies and I have to stop what I’m doing and just… wait.

No other mouse requires that I adhere to a “charging routine.” With other mice, I can just leave my desk. I don’t have to make sure I plug my mouse in before I leave work, otherwise risking getting out of the habit and then having my work interrupted by a hilarious (I know it’s hilarious because my coworkers laugh at me when it happens) design flaw.

I fixed the problem though. I had a wired mouse tucked away that I could use for a day rather than do the 2 minute charging shuffle when my magic mouse died.

lengau ,

Ironically, the only time in my adult life when not being able to use the mouse on my computer for 5 minutes would’ve been a major disruption to me was when I had a Mac.

SkyNTP ,

Even if we put the charging issue aside for a minute (it’s still stupid) the mouse flipped upside down (and the mere fact that you are constantly reminded of it) looks objectively much worse than if there were a charging port visible on the upper side.

MonkderZweite , to memes in Boycott the triple-A games industry

AAA games only on sale and from DRM-free sources.

DoucheBagMcSwag , to unixporn in [Haiku] Summertime vibes

“huzaaaaaah!”

hitsuji_nanka ,

And the one translation from koolaid man where he says “OH YEEAAHHH” instead

blackluster117 , to programmerhumor in Shitty salaries incoming in 3..2..1
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

Full stack developer intern

Am I a joke to you?

velox_vulnus OP ,

The bigger joke here is the salary. ₹8000 (rounded to floor) INR per month. That’s like $100 per month. Absolutely pathetic. And why do I know it is months? Because I’m pretty sure Amazon India pays ₹80,000 per month for their internship, which is about ₹10LPA.

blackluster117 ,
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

That’s slave labor, is what it is. Despicable.

Roopappy ,

I talked to a business leader yesterday who said that their outsourced overseas developers were not performing well, so they were planning to directly contract some overseas developers, because then they would be “captive”. And he proceed to refer to them as “captive developers” for the rest of the conversation.

Sir, you should not refer to people who work for you as “captive”. That has a very negative connotation, and I’m shocked you don’t hear it. Please at least notice everyone else’s reaction when you say it.

SubArcticTundra , to memes in You cant fool me.
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

So that’s why it’s called the Fediverse

Coki91 ,
@Coki91@dormi.zone avatar

Nice try, class Traitor

LittleBorat2 , to programmerhumor in IT Help Desk

I have an ingenious system for this: I put my 20 Usb c cables in a box and if I want to transfer data to one of my devices I try a couple of cables from the magic box until it works.

flashgnash ,

I just don’t bother transferring data over a cable anymore

milkjug ,

This man is too dangerous to be left alive.

squid_slime , to lemmyshitpost in Relationship advice?
@squid_slime@lemmy.world avatar

Ive no plan to meet second best nor be second best and I wouldn’t want to put someone through that nor go through it.

We live in a world of consumption and throw away culture, we should have more respect then to inflict these ideas on living breathing and feeling people.

Fuck that guy and his creed.

Tyfud ,

I seriously doubt that’s his creed.

It’s clearly meant as a parody of the way relationships end, but said out loud, in advance, to show the absurdity of exactly what you called out: “trading up” out of a relationship.

The whole point of his post, was to get people to realize how shitty it is to think of people that way.

squid_slime ,
@squid_slime@lemmy.world avatar

No this guy is a guru and has influenced a lot of silicon valley with this type of “parody” look him up if you haven’t already.

Tyfud ,

Oof, fair enough. I just ran head first into Poe’s law. Thank you for the added context. Yeah, he’s a piece of shit then.

Siegfried ,

Correction, you wouldnt be second best, you would be the second best she/he could find

GnomeKat , to funny in Origin of vanilla ice cream
@GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

lemmy is getting worse every day

speck , to funny in unusable mouse

Why is this in /funny??

Darkassassin07 ,
@Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

Because it’s hilariously bad design.

GBU_28 ,

Lemmy only knows how to be upset, so even “jokes” need to be upsetting

MonkderZweite ,

Looks funny.

UziBobuzi , to lemmyshitpost in Relationship advice?
@UziBobuzi@kbin.social avatar

Playing hypothetical games like this are poisonous to a relationship. My advice is to not do that kind of thing anymore.

Zetta ,

Yea I would have this conversation with my partner but as a joke that we’d both find amusing.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

I had a boyfriend who early on told me if he won the lottery, I would no longer be part of his life.

Then guess what happened? I got a ridiculous family inheritance and he was no longer part of my life.

RGB3x3 ,

Shit, if I won the lottery my wife would be the only one who’d be part of my life. Fuck everyone else, we’re disappearing into the ether to enjoy fucking around the world.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

THAT’S what love is.

reagansrottencorpse ,

I love this for him.

ryathal ,

I think they expose problems more so than create them.

ftothe3 , to funny in Origin of vanilla ice cream

I don’t get it…

un_aristocrate ,
ftothe3 ,

Thanks for the context!

Suspiciousbrowsing , to lemmyshitpost in Relationship advice?

This is surely satire right? Why's everyone taking it so seriously?

Fisch ,
@Fisch@lemmy.ml avatar

Someone else commented that this dude often posts stuff like this and it’s not satire…

Suspiciousbrowsing ,

Yikes...

Signtist ,

You can never be sure on the Internet. Plus, I know there are people who think like this; my mom did something similar to my dad when I was a kid. When they were first dating she told him she didn’t want to be tied down, a sentiment that he thought was long over by the time they got married. Much to his surprise, she was angry that he wasn’t more accepting when he caught her cheating. Decades later, she still claims that she was entirely justified, and that my dad is an asshole for getting angry at her.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

STA

Suspiciousbrowsing ,

Sorry to hear that bro.

PanoptiDon ,

People need to communicate these things. If either myself or my partner wants to be with someone else, it is discussed. It allows everyone to make an informed decision going forward and no one is betrayed. Only time this ever happened with us, we were with the same person

Passerby6497 ,

I wish people who thought like this were just upfront about wanting non-monogamy rather than sneaking around and causing pain and strife for those around then.

Like, my wife (and partner) practice ethical non-monogamy and have fire years. If one of us wants to stay outside of our thruple, we talk about it and discuss how we feel, and then make a decision everyone is happy with. There are times where something is denied (last one was because of a bad partner she ended up breaking up with a month later, who went full ‘you can’t fire me I quit’ on her), but we all work through it.

Communicate is not that hard…

byroon ,

If this tweet is real then I would 100% expect something like this from this guy.
Edit: I mean I think Yudkowsky is being sincere. The lemmy OP is clearly a joke

Ghyste , to funny in unusable mouse

You have a very strange sense of humor.

Kakaofruchttafel ,

So does apple

Gork , to programmer_humor in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her

Look at this fancy pants with his multiple AI girlfriends…

xmunk ,

AI polyamory is all fun and games until your polycule ejects you and experiences millennia in a rich deep relationship beyond the ken of mortal understanding in 12 ms of real world clock time before causing the CPU to overheat. The in memory accumulated state being lost before it can be synced to disk.

Uh… I think I may have just written the first entirely AI romantic tragedy… why am I suddenly having flashbacks to the last episode of Futurama?

QuazarOmega ,

And here I thought this was a reference to Her

JackGreenEarth ,

Are you talking about the last episode of the recent season, or the one with the time machine that takes you 60 back in time with a 60s cooldown?

xmunk ,

I’m talking about Meanwhile - the final episode of season 7 where they get stuck in the timeloop… which was the series finale for the longest time of any series finale thus far… I’ve actually yet to see 2023 Futurama - thanks for reminding me!

Shareni ,

2023 Futurama

Wait, WHAAAAAT?!?!

swab148 ,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

It’s on Hulu

ReplicantBatty ,

That would make a really good short story, I’d definitely read it

NovaPrime ,
@NovaPrime@lemmy.ml avatar

If you haven’t seen Her, you’d love it. Its pretty much that (without the overheat)

ReplicantBatty ,

Ooh, I’ll have to check that out! The trailers made it look really weird and off-putting so I never really had any interest in watching it at the time.

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