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Etterra , to science_memes in You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?

“Tree” isn’t a biological definition. It’s a descriptive term for “a tall plant with at least one rigid central trunk.” Which means that anything that looks like a tree is probably a tree, regardless of species.

caseyweederman ,

I am a tree

cicadagen ,

Ayy, welcome to the tree club!

caseyweederman ,

shrieks TREE LAWWWWW

Klairabelle ,

TREEEEEESSSS THEY ARE UUUUSSSSSS

TheOakTree ,

We welcome you to tree-hood, my fellow arbor

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Do you get pollinated by birds and bees?

caseyweederman ,

That’s personal

originalucifer , to asklemmy in Does anyone here NOT hate Google?
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

i used to love google.. ive been around since the beginning and used many of their products.

it feels like a friend or family member thats slid into serious meth or other drug use... you can only stick around attempting to help them for so long. at some point you know you have to cut your losses or be further dragged into their destruction.

when they dropped the 'dont be evil' was right around the time i also realized they dont actually support their products, and kill them on a whim. i jumped ship ~2012 when they started fuckin around with google voice and had no real ambition with G+. .

Balinares ,

They didn’t drop the don’t be evil thing. It’s still right there in the code of conduct where it always was, they just moved it to the conclusion of the document so it’s the last thing that remains with you. See for yourself: abc.xyz/investor/google-code-of-conduct/

The supposed removal is a perfect example of the outrage-bait headlines I’m discussing in another comment.

unknowing8343 ,

There’s a whole Wikipedia page covering the motto drop. And yes, it was an ugly move deserving of all the bad press.

corvi ,

From literally the first paragraph stating it’s still there.

The original motto was retained in Google’s code of conduct, now a subsidiary of Alphabet. Between April 21st and May 4th of 2018, the motto was removed from the code of conduct’s preface and retained in its last sentence.[9]

BearOfaTime ,

So it’s dropped from the motto?

Yes, they dropped it.

It was a Warrant canary

teawrecks ,

If they removed it from the preface and pasted it at the beginning of every paragraph throughout the entire document, a certain type of person would still be focused on the one place they removed it from. Those are not serious people and should not be taken seriously.

criitz ,

They definitely stopped living by that mantra at the same time. It may exist as a footnote to this giant code of conduct but it hasn’t been their MO in over a decade. The reaction is justified.

Hawke ,

right there […] where it always was.

they just moved it to the conclusion

Make up your mind, which one is it?

bamboo ,

If it’s any consolation, they haven’t killed Google Voice. They haven’t updated it since 2012, but it’s still around.

BearOfaTime ,

I get updates a couple times a year.

But it hasn’t changed

TexasDrunk ,

I loved them for a long time and was around since the beginning as well. When they opted everyone into Buzz without their consent I became real cautious about what I share with them. I still use some services, and even used Stadia when they had it. However, I’m ready for them to turn anything off at any time and don’t share any info with them that I wouldn’t want public.

LeFrog , to science_memes in “A simple calculation”
@LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Its about a certain form of reinforced learning, called Temporal Difference Learning:

inria.hal.science/hal-00840470/document at page 11.

The calculation is called simple because it follows directly from the definitions above. Simple means more like “follows directly from definition without fancy math tricks”, not " everyone who can read could solve this in 10 minutes".

I think this is also mostly math related, not physics?

I had a good laugh anyway. Good meme

Septian ,

We’ve got the time dependent polar Schrödinger equation any time we want to pull out a ridiculous looking equation in pre-graduate level physics.

bluemellophone ,

Reinforcement learning is a machine learning (ML) technique (“AI” in layman terms) for optimizing neural networks and other types of non-linear models.

As far as ML math goes, this is fairly tame. It looks complicated, but is spelled out clearly in the paper. A lot of these kind of theoretical papers — things that would get published in Automatica — are going to lean very heavy on math.

Source: PhD in Computer Science with dissertation using neural networks.

over_clox , to lemmyshitpost in Get in the Hilux

I want to both upvote and downvote this at the same time. So I will do neither, I will just state my opinion…

This is not a shitpost, this is fact.

Track_Shovel OP ,
over_clox ,

I dunno who the face is on the accelerator pedal, but it looks like someone loved riding their clutch…

alquicksilver ,
@alquicksilver@lemmy.world avatar

Van Clutch

Van Stop

Van Gogh (famous 19th century artist)

Lost_My_Mind ,

…but I’m guessing you know who spongebob is?

over_clox ,

Isn’t he that dude that wears square pants?

Fuck I dunno, I smoked too many sponges today…

FQQD ,
@FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz avatar

Van accelerator?

pm_me_your_thoughts ,

Van gas

P.s. I’m not American.

EarthShipTechIntern ,

Agreed.

Billionaires should pay everyone for stolen time, potential contributions to better world living. They currently pay only toxicity, diminish quality of life on Earth.

Holyhandgrenade ,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

Billionaires should not exist at all. I saw a post saying that once you earn $999.999.999 dollars you get a trophy saying “I won capitalism” and everything else you earn goes to taxes. We should absolutely do that

Mac ,

This except we should expand it by saying something like $1b net worth, $100m cash, or $10m income—whichever comes first.

damnedfurry ,

It’s literally not a fact. Net worth is a price tag, not an amount of cash.

omawarisan , to lemmyshitpost in What a treat
III ,

That’s not how you spell “laid off”

Bakkoda ,

Currently contacting at a toothpaste manufacturing site… This is horrifically accurate.

Vanth , (edited ) to asklemmy in What joke, in otherwise great sitcoms, do you hate?
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  • Catoblepas ,

    I feel like the cursed inverse of this is The Orville, where they’re divorced and then drama and jokes about being divorced is half the show. It was in what I saw of season 1 anyway, it was so relentless I couldn’t stand another minute of it.

    CynicRaven ,

    If you can stand a bit more, the show does become a lot more than what those first few episodes imply.

    BobaFuttbucker ,

    Seconded. Seth had to pitch the show to Fox as a sort of live-action family guy and kept it going for the first few episodes, but it quickly sheds that vibe and keeps getting better.

    silkroadtraveler ,

    This is why I avoid watching all commercials in America which inevitably take this trope to the extreme every chance they get. Usually referring to the man who is a doddering incompetent who must be ordered out of his “man cave” to perform some sort of yard or mechanical chore to prove his worth.

    brygphilomena ,

    Yet somehow I still love Married with Children.

    Adderbox76 ,

    I think Married With Children has managed to come through unscathed because of Ed O’Neil and who he is as a person. He’s so much the opposite of Al Bundy and has always been very open about that. The show as a result falls into that same category as South Park or All in the Family; We understand that the jokes are meant to be satire via absurdity; It’s so over the top and the actor is so different in real life that we just get it.

    Compare that to something like Home Improvement, where we know that the humour isn’t meant to be absurdist, and we know that Tim Allen really is a douche.

    damnedfurry ,

    It works in that show because the entire family are losers, and they all get mocked by all the others, regularly.

    True equality, lol.

    DigDoug , to lemmyshitpost in Ironing

    …but then your clothes might look like you’ve worn them before.

    What are you? Poor?

    SternburgExport ,

    Yes?

    jaybone ,

    Now everyone’s poor, so it’s okay.

    Kekzkrieger ,

    I just buy new clothes every time.

    merc , to science_memes in Academia to Industry

    PhD level intelligence? Sounds about right.

    Extremely narrow field of expertise ✔️
    Misplaced confidence in its abilities outside its area of expertise ✔️
    A mind filled with millions of things that have been read, and near zero from interactions with real people✔️
    An obsession over how many words can get published over the quality and correctness of those words ✔️
    A lack of social skills ✔️
    A complete lack of familiarity of how things work in the real world ✔️

    repungnant_canary ,

    “Never have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with!”

    SoleInvictus ,

    You just listed out the reasons I stopped at MSc! I’m all of those but only like half as much.

    GrappleHat , to asklemmy in Professional Scientists of Lemmy: What is your field of study's, most complex unanswered question?
    @GrappleHat@lemmy.ml avatar

    Trying to prevent bacteria from developing antimicrobial resistance. At these rates in 30 years antimicrobial resistant bacteria are projected to kill more people than cancer.

    kromem ,

    Clearly you need to figure out how to give antibiotic resistant bacteria cancer.

    GrappleHat ,
    @GrappleHat@lemmy.ml avatar

    Lol!!! Yes!!!

    iSeth ,

    Uncontrolled dividing of the most dangerous bacterias known to man? What could go wrong?

    Drunemeton ,
    @Drunemeton@lemmy.world avatar
    pacmondo ,

    That sounds like a quick way to make super tumors

    Albbi , (edited )

    I’ve been around the AMR space for a while, but only as a collaborator. Have helped do some bacterial assemblies and help find methods of detecting ICE. I’m a bioinformatician so I get to jump onto a bunch of different projects.

    AMR is scary and not really in the public knowledge of upcoming issues. I think about it every time my son had an infection while he was very young and hope he didn’t get a resistant strain.

    ConstipatedWatson ,

    So are there any good news in this respect?

    Albbi ,

    There was a paper back in December about a new class of antibiotics being discovered thanks to the use of Deep Learning.

    This looks like a decent writeup about it, the paper itself is not open access

    This is very welcome as it has been a long time since the last new class of antibiotics was discovered. Here’s a good paper that talks about the timeline of antibiotics

    It’s been a little while since I took the AMR course, so I’ll let the papers speak for themselves instead of trying to quiz myself here on Lemmy.

    LSNLDN ,

    How much of this resistance is down to feeding livestock antibiotics compared to doctors over-prescribing to people, or what is the cause do you know? Is there any way to slow down the rate?

    GreatAlbatross ,
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    The level of AB use in livestock in various countries is astonishing.
    Most european nations have to keep a very strict log of which antibiotics are used, and for what reason.
    Meanwhile, until recently India was using Colistin as a growth promoter.

    Passerby6497 ,

    Given the search summary of that one is “an antibiotic medication used as a last-resort treatment for multidrug-resistant Gram-negative infections”, that sounds very bad.

    GrappleHat ,
    @GrappleHat@lemmy.ml avatar

    I saw numbers on this recently. It was something like 80-90% of all antibiotics are given to livestock. So this is a huge contributor.

    Berttheduck ,

    We really need a big push into bacteriophage research I think. Get the bugs all killing each other so we can keep our antibiotics for emergencies.

    bananabenana ,

    I think there are so many new and great ideas in this space but you have to consider how science is funded. Funding bodies and reviewers want incremental research that is safe. This has led to our current situation. Phage therapy has been around for so long but is only in the last 10 years gained creditability and treated as a path to take. Ultimately, antimicrobial resistance is incredibly solvable even at a policy level and definitely across many scientific levels. But it requires more cooperation than farms, pharmacies, hospitals, states and countries can muster.

    Zorsith , to nostupidquestions in What happens to those who are severely disabled while in prison?
    @Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    (US)For people who have conditions requiring regular medication (diabetes, organ transplant recipients, etc)… i have generally heard that prescriptions are confiscated, and they are frequently dead by the time the drugs are approved.

    littlebluespark ,
    @littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

    More or less, yep. Privatizing the legal slavery of targeted populations has worked wonders for the Justice™ system here in the US. 🤦🏾‍♂️

    BigMikeInAustin ,

    So many stories of people needing their medicine, and going into spams, but the cops just say it is all fake and purposely ignore the person.

    snooggums ,
    @snooggums@midwest.social avatar

    Cops are trained to always assume the person they are interacting with is lying to them, so it makes sense they would think complaints about medical needs are just a ploy of some kind. That is why they ignore people saying they can’t breathe, much less someone who tells them that they need medication or other medical attention.

    ACAB.

    BigMikeInAustin ,

    And cops are trained to lie about everything.

    orl0pl , to showerthoughts in Remember when the body washes contained literal micro plastics and were advertised as such?

    That’s really a shower thought…

    Hobbes_Dent ,

    A shower memory.

    Nemo , to nostupidquestions in What side do you open a banana from?

    the outside

    HobbitFoot OP ,

    Oh… That makes sense.

    The outside…

    Gonkulator ,
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  • bionicjoey ,

    You can look at the markdown of other people’s comments to see how they did whatever they did

    the_post_of_tom_joad , (edited )

    Asterisk on either side of the word, words or part of the word you wish to italicize. Two asterisks on will getcha a bold

    Yo check out giant size put a # and one space in front of words as the first thing on a line for words you wanna make effin big: eg

    giant size

    becomes

    giant size

    Edit Edit: use two tilde to like this to cross words out

    and fix your oopsies

    Gonkulator ,
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  • Tippon ,

    This is fricking

    Awesome!

    elephantium ,
    @elephantium@lemmy.world avatar

    Markdown!

    Rhynoplaz ,

    Clever Hobbitses…

    inspxtr ,

    hm, I think I’ve been doing it wrong then …

    j4k3 , to linux in Windows just fucked up my bootloader...
    @j4k3@lemmy.ml avatar

    You likely have secure boot and a Microsoft package key installed in UEFI. They likely did what they are supposed to do and removed the unsigned software.

    You must either sign your own UEFI keys using the options in your bootloader that may or may not be present, or you must use a distro that has the m$ signed secure boot shim key. These are the only ways for both m$ and Linux to coexist. Indeed, with a shim key (Fedora/Ubuntu) you can easily have a windows partition on the same drive without issues.

    Secure boot is a scheme to steal hardware ownership. Of course they say it is not because the standard specifies a mechanism to sign your own keys. However the standard specification is only a guideline and most consumer grade implementations do not allow custom key generation and signing.

    If you need to do your own keys, search for the US defense department’s guide on the subject. It is by far the most comprehensive explanation of the system and how to set it up correctly. They have a big motivation to prevent corporate data stalking type nonsense and make this kind of documentation accessible publicly.

    If your bootloader does not allow custom keys, there is a little known tool called Keytool that allows you to boot directly into UEFI and supposedly change the keys regardless of the implemented utility in the bootloader. I have never tried this myself. The only documentation I have found was from Gentoo, but their documentation assumes a very high level of competence.

    WhiteHotaru ,

    Great answer.

    Ghostalmedia , to showerthoughts in Now that ChatGPT is being trained using Reddit posts
    @Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

    Now when you submit text to chat GPT, it responds with “this.”

    Steve ,

    Unironically this

    FartsWithAnAccent ,
    @FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

    Criminaly underated post

    inlandempire ,
    @inlandempire@jlai.lu avatar

    As a language model, I laughed at this way harder than I should have

    summerof69 ,

    NTA, that was funny.

    shootwhatsmyname OP , to technology in Facebook and Instagram are currently down.
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    Hello to everyone that didn’t flock to X 👋 Welcome to your new home :)

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